These are some photos of various celebrities outside Mick Jagger’s 70th birthday bash, which was held at Loulou’s nightclub in London on Saturday night. Check out his burgundy suit! That’s totally a Mick outfit. This birthday is also a very momentous occasion because the Rolling Stones just concluded their 50th anniversary tour, and it’s not only amazing to consider that these guys are still rocking but that they also still get along with each other so well.
So of course, the question of the day is whether or not you’d still “hit” Mick. Does Mick still “hit it”? I’ll bet he does. In terms of classical beauty, Mick is (sorry to be harsh) a no-go, but he’s still in possession of undeniable sexy appeal and a serious rock-star swagger. For that reason, I have a little something for Mick, but news of alleged 4000 sex partners pretty much kills the appeal of a chance, real-life encounter for me. For that reason, I place him in the same league as Russell Brand, the thrice named Shagger of the Year by the UK tabloids. I’d jump at the chance to enjoy some sultry phone conversations with either of them, but there’s nothing that could convince me to disrobe in the same room and do … stuff.
Mick celebrated his entrance into the septuagenarian club with his partner, L’Wren Scott, by his side. I’m including photos of guests Ronnie Wood, Kim Catrall, John Cleese, and Ed Westwood. Oh, and Suki Waterhouse was there too — without Bradley Cooper. I guess maybe they needed a “cooling off” after BCoop enjoyed himself so much with Gerard Butler at Wimbledon. Poor Suki just couldn’t compete with the Butler.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN
No. In a million years, no. And it’s nothing to do with his age (Morgan Freeman is 76 and HELL YES!). ;D
Mick Jagger at 20, 30 and 40, drunk probably even at 50, but now it’s a huge NO. But he looks good.
It was the desperation to join the establishment (a knighthood campaign even more excrutiating than Bruce Forsyth’s if you ask me) rather than his puttingitaboutness that put me off Mick. I half forgive him on the basis of Sympathy for the Devil, but that’s about it.
No, but I would have loved to be at that party!
Me too!!!!!
God, no!
No. Dear god, no.
I love the Stones. Love. But no way in hell
Dude is a walking STD
NOOO!But I wouldn’t mind to have a bit of ed westwick
Eww! Ed Westwick is so gross.
Normally he is gross, but he looks kinda hot here :/ *so ashamed to write this*
Gawd, NOOOOO! Why would you even ASK that question? He’s 70 and looks like 80, fer fu**s sake!
lmao
I think it’s altogether a HUGE resounding NO!!! 😀 lol
mick: (if the check cleared) yes
ed westwick: like an idaho potato
Wait. The guy in the red trousers is Ed Westwick? Lord, he looks…questionable.
I thought that was Fez from that 70s show … lol
Uh, YEAH. This is MICK FREAKING JAGGER we’re talking about.
Ed Westwick – only if we were the only two people on the face of the earth. He’s only good looking as Chuck Bass, and even then it’s a shamecrush because that character is an awful person.
I am with you Katie. I dislike the Stones Music but I would take whatever instructions Mr. Jagger had and execute them to the best of my ability AND THANK HIM AFTERWARDS.
Plus, he is a control freak and they are soooo interesting in bed.
Those Ronald McDonald shoes on Suki’s feet! GAH.
they’re docs lol
To paraphrase a poster on this site who is more clever than I am: I’d hit it so hard I’d be speaking in an English accent afterwards.
Awww h*** no. He’s so passed him prime, but I give the guy credit and kudos for still rocking the stage at his age.
NO.
Not when he was younger either.
^This. Never found him the least bit attractive.
there is absolutely no time in his life where I would hit it..
I wouldn’t have hit that even when he was in his 20s. That guy is ugly. One would hope that with 4,000 partners he’d be good at it though, but who would want to just be a notch on a bedpost. I prefer partners who would actually remember me. Now ask me if I’d hit Ed Westwood…yeah, that might work
Hit it with what? lol.
LOL
It’s good to see John Cleese. His Python skits are truly hilarious.
Danger hitting him.. he might collapse and crumble into a powdery dust pile and blow away..
lol 😀
Ha!
Oh yeah! It’s freakin MICK JAGGER! 😀 LOL!
.
Mick was super sexy when he was young, now he is just an old man
No, no, no!
Not even when he was young. I was always a Brian Jones girl.
ThIs!!!!
Cleese!
Even though they haven’t had a decent album in yrs. they are still the stones and he’s still Mick; saw them in 2005 great concert (Pearl Jam opened) – ALL live music no lip synching pointless formation dancing (pop tarts take note) – I’m conflicted, though, whether they should have retired or should rock on to the grave.Btw, the lady with Ron Wood looks like Miranda Kerr, but that can’t be?
That’s Ron Wood’s latest wife.
I see he celebrated his birthday early! He and I have the same birth date – coincidence? I think not :D. Lol.
Still hope to see the Stones one day in concert.
Edit: L’Wren Scott is lovely. I’d hit her over Jagger any day, as much as I love him.
We have the same birthday! I was like, “its not his birthday yet, I haven’t hit 30 just yet” when I read the title of this article. H’s one of the celebrities who’s birthday I can name, because not only do we share a birthday, I was named after him
(Well the feminine version) since my dad was a huge Stones fan.
And no I wouldn’t hit it, not even in his prime, but I link the Stomes/Jagger to memories of my father, so it’d be weird. Plus a young Jagger and my dad shared a slight resemblance, so mega creepy.
Not with somebody else’s
NO. Not at any age. Extremely skinny guys with extremely huge lips don’t do a thing for me. And he’s old enough to be my grandfather! Ick ick hell no.
Would I hit it? Only if I was getting paid. Paid a lot.
Mick looks like the wrong side of a deflated sausage casing.
So, no, I would not hit it or even touch it. Eeww!
Not even with with someone else’s vagina.
Why would Lwren (his girlfriend) choose to wear a RED dress when he’s wearing a BURGUNDY suit?? I’d like to see a photo of them standing next to one another, jumping jack clash!
Ed Westwood is wrong Ed Westwick
No, and I didn’t when he was younger either, back in the 80’s. To be totally honest he was more interested in my brother anyhow. The backstory… we were staying in the same hotel as Mick, he came into the lounge and sat with my brother and me maybe because we were the only ones not making an issue out of his arrival. We had a couple of drinks and some conversation with him. He asked us our astrological signs, discounted mine and focussed his attention on my younger brother who had no idea of what was going on. I have to say that Mick did look pretty nice, he wasn’t wearing his skin tight jeans but had on a very expensive, elegant suit.
Um, no. He’s 70!!!! I never thought he was that attractive when he was younger, though, either.
Everyone looks like they were on a drug/drinking/fucking binge and hasn’t slept in weeks. I guess that personifies Mick Jagger.
Your comment about Mick is incorrect. He rarely drinks, doesn’t do drugs, and works out like crazy. He has a great business mind and because of his business savvy the band has made more money than we can count. Don’t ask me how I know all of this. Won’t tell. Oh and while he may not be physically handsome he has charisma like you would not believe!! Sexy charisma not sexy handsome.
Absolutely not. Not even 50 years ago. Now Keith Richards back in the day…good lord yes.
Keith was ALWAYS cooler & hotter than Mick
+1
Hell to the no! And it has nothing to do with age…. I’d hit John Cleese like a house on fire. He’s way more interesting and probably better in bed too.
Girl: your standards are too low!
It’s Ed WestWICK not WestWOOD. I love Chuck Bass
Hell no! Especially now that I know how many women he has slept with…ugh…
Only with a baseball bat and just until he stopped twitching.
I have never found that man attractive.
Taylor Swift looks like she knocked back a few.
I’m not ashamed. I love Mick Jagger and YES HE CAN GET IT! I don’t know what it is: it’s not his damn looks but like I said HE CAN GET IT!
Hell no!!!
No saggy balls for me…lol
I would not hit it, but I’d love to have dinner with him. He must be a fascinating person, with charisma out the wazoo. Smart, too.
he might have on a wig rug toupee hair extensions dye whatever, but at least he hasn’t done freaky sh*t to his face, right?
as we age, we must choose our battles. His style gf must be helping him in this dept.
No. I’d not hit it. dont care how famous, rich, cool. it’s 70 for godssake. I’m 44btw. Is this the jackpot for my age group? I’ll keep my broke*ss not famous ski bum hotinthesak my age man, thanks.