Kris Jenner’s not-much-anticipated talk show aired yesterday. I’m not going to front like I watched the whole thing, but I saw a few minutes of it and read a few recaps so I feel more than prepared to pass judgment. A lot of outlets are focusing on the fact that Kris faked out the audience by bringing on a small baby at the end of the show that easily could have passed for her latest grandchild, North West. Of course Kanye is putting his foot down, Kim probably wants to sell the photos for a tidy profit, and it wasn’t North West at all. Kris even promoted the show by tweeting the above picture. It turns out that it was the new baby of her stylist, supposedly. When I see PMK and a random baby I imagine a Disney villain scenario involving traded souls and hoarded body parts. Kris explained that people ask her about the baby a lot but that “Kim’s just got to do that on her own time. Let her have her privacy for a little bit and calm down and when she comes out she comes out.” Yeah, Kris is in no way happy about that.
Kris’ guests included celebrity chef Rocco DiSpirito, co-host Cameron Mathison of All My Children, and a woman who used to be married to Prince, Mayte Garcia, who demonstrated belly dancing. Her famous daughters were not on the premiere episode, although Khloe and Kourtney were in the audience. Kris also told a long and convoluted story about how Kim tried to go incognito to get to the hospital to give birth. On the way to the hospital Kim ended up detouring at a hotel and meeting with Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak. Apparently Kim was trying to get Kanye some kind of personalized gift from Wozniak for Father’s Day, since Kanye loves Apple and needs a lot of placating I imagine. It was a long and somewhat tedious story with no point. You can read it on Radar if you’d like. We also have the video below.
The NY Daily News has a kind of scathing recap of the show that I think hits it home. They conclude that Kris “didn’t talk about much on the first day besides her guests, her co-host and family. But then, really, what else is there?”
Here’s Kris’ show on YouTube. At least they’re putting it on YouTube. Kris tells the story about Kim giving birth around 4:15. Kris comes out with the fake baby at 41:00. Check out Khloe and Kourtney’s expressions! They know it’s a stupid ruse for ratings, but they’ve put up with that from their mom for their entire lives.
She would do ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING to get ratings. I swear, this woman has no morals, values or good taste.
SHAMELESS. Cheap shot using a little baby (North or not) as a PROP to boost ratings. She is the definition of an attention ho.
These kardashians stunts are going too far… HOW CRINGEWORTHY AND DESPERATE!!!
Add SOULLESS to that description. I really believe there is no depth low enough for this creature to sink to, as she seems to have no moral compass whatsoever. What disgusts me most is the amount of wealth she has been able to garner for being that way.
I wouldn’t subject my eyes to watching this garbage and I hope it is an epic failure.
@nickollete LOL you said compass *wink wink* North west XD
LOL. I didn’t even realize that, as I tend to push that baby’s ridiculous name out of my head.
……F…..FFFffff……ffff….
…..FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s a Pimp-Ma.
Doesn’t Kris realize how embarassing and desperate that kind of ploy is? I’m continually amazed at how these people have zero shame.
I know the Kardashians would think that it would be cute and funny and it would show that the world can’t wait to see North West but they were wrong. It was tacky. I don’t care if I ever see a picture of North West. This family just needs to go away.
It was a silly stunt. And the best part; it was not funny. You don’t do things like this on your first show. I turns off the audience. They feel used. Not good and if this how her show will go I don’t expect a second season; or a full first one or that matter.
This, exactly. Not only is it insulting the audience, it’s also insulting to the parents of the baby. I really hope this talk show flops and Kris will finally go away. I’m not even interested in watching it on YouTube.
Yeah, I would be totally pissed about that if I were the parents of that baby. Awesome, this bitch wants to use my family’s newborn baby as a stupid “trick” on her audience. Ugh.
I give this show 2 months, tops.
She can buy a talkshow but she can’t buy ratings.
You could have stopped at “Kris Jenner Fake”…
I know, right? !!
And….Was she hoping for a wardrobe malfunction too? Her dress is beyond tight, I’m surprised it didn’t split at the seams. SO gross.
I read she also mentioned during the ‘trip to the hospital’ monologue that Kim wanted her to duck in the car but she couldn’t because she was in a short tight dress and WASNT WEARING UNDERWEAR. So disgusting and embarassing….
O.M.G. TMI.
Oh GROSS! I mean, seriously, there is not a person on this earth who would want to think about that, nevermind see it….
This is cringeworthy. And what dumb arse mom lets Kris Jenner use her little baby like that?! I can imagine the show going to a commercial break and Kris just tosses the baby to an assistant. smdh…
So what I gather from this is that someone actually watched this show in order to report on it. I’m glad that’s not my gig.
If they want anyone to still care about seeing a picture of the baby, they better hurry before the royal baby arrives and everyone forgets about Kim. (lets hope this happens soon!)
I know its their mom, but with that behavior I’d have to seperate myself from her. She makes money AND a mockery of her loved ones!
It was a stupid stunt. And the girls in the audience are sure to be on the show soon and I expect to hear lot’s of Kim and baby North stories. Like what was the point of her story? Just name dropping she managed to get in Kim in labour, the boss of Apple and Kanye. As for Kim not releasing baby pictures I really believe Kim is waiting for the Royal baby to be born to try and steal it’s thunder. I don’t think Kanye is above making money of his kid.
How tasteless…but really, what’s new?
What is wrong with this delusional woman? Who in their right mind would let her exploit a newborn? Kris has sunk to a new low…
i vote to not post anything about mama K on this site.
just choose not to. if you must, put it in the ‘links’ post once per day, other than that, it’s too smutty even for a smut webpage.
Her show started already? What channel?
Doesn’t really matter, don’t plan to watch anyway. I am a proud American, I can truthfully say I have NEVER watched one of this families shows. Go Me!!!!
That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. How in the actual f@%# are they famous?!
Paris Hilton!
Paris Hilton gave us the Kardashians. They were best buds back when Kim K had her original (beautiful) face, then fell out when Kimmie copied the sex tape route to stardom.
Oh, sorry – it was obviously a rhetorical question…
And Ryan Seacrest, who is responsible for unleashing upon us ALL the Kartrashian f*ckery and more!
Back when she was a “closet organizer” who went out with Nick, post-divorce from Jessica…
Nearly 20 years ago, mama (with hubby Bruce in tow) was interviewed as a “friend” of OJ’s ex-wife during that tragedy and media circus. No one knew who she was, other than Bruce’s current wife.
I have a feeling about when we will see the baby.
They did try (Kim? Or Kayne?) to convince us she was due the same time Duchess Kate. My theory we will see Nori West around the same time the heir of England will be shown.
I think you are spot on.
The Kardashians have made millions off the public’s fascination with them. Kris Jenner is long past understanding the word “boundary”.
I like Khloe’s hair. Kourtney looks silly, as usual. She has the weirdest style.
I don’t know if they’re trying to build up the anticipation or what, but my theory is a lot of newborns just aren’t that cute and perhaps this one isn’t either.
Born early, little North may need to fill out a little to be the cutest possible…
But then preemies are subject to germs etc so a public appearance isn’t the best idea. If that is the case they just need to say so, Oh I crack myself up – waiting for health reasons….
whoever voluntarily sits in that audience deserves all that and more
A Kardashian has faked something!
I am speechless, I swear!
I thought Kim’s baby was in “crisis” and that was why it was born early?
If it was a true emergency why on earth would anyone stop at a hotel and talk to someone even for a bit before heading to a hospital?
Cheap, tacky, tasteless.
Exactly! Something is fishy there.
Pathetic, like the whole family.
First off, watching three minutes of that show was hell….boring.
Second, who in their right mind thinks Steve Wozniec (sp) would drive down some memorabilia for anyone, let alone someone from the KK klan?
Third, what made it funny to watch was to see Kourtney mean mug her mom and say “what is that?” when PMK brought out that baby.
Kris has no decency left in her. Sad.
Shameless, soulless ghoul.
Terrible. This family repulses me.
The poor guests. The belly dancer tried hard to show her tutorial on the basics of her dance, and keep the attention on the belly dancing. But Kris and her cohost seemed to battle on who could garnish the most attention (i.e., Mathison dancing like a fool, Kris crying out several times: “I can’t do this! It’s not sexy!”).
I like to see what the guests have to offer, not just the hosts stealing their thunder by acting like 15-year-olds.
These people overestimate their importance.
Who are these people letting Kardashians handle their babies? The baby might catch it!
She probably offered to be the baby’s manager and take 80% of whatever deals come her way due to being “chosen” as the North stand-in.
dead @ Kourtney’s “what’s that?” 😆
@ at min 36:15 she says ‘badass’…you can say that on network tv now? 😯
she looks great for a 50+ nana. good 4 her. 😉
And once again she proves that NO low is too low for this ho.
This woman is some piece of work I tell ya.
God, this woman.
Madonna already did this on the Rosie O’Donnell show after the birth of her daughter.
Yawn.
Also, who does Kim think she is with the decoy cars going to the hospital???Princess Diana?? I think not!
So Kim is on her way to the hospital to allegedly give birth 5 weeks early, and she stops to chat with Steve Wozniak of all people to snag something Apple-ish for her invisible boyfriend? She couldn’t just get him a new iPhone or iPad or accessories online?!? Wonder what the real purpose of that bizarre story is. To impress the audience? To impress Kanye? To add to the file the daughters are collecting on mom for the incompetency hearing?
Has Steve Wozniak confirmed any of this? He’s a friendly guy, so I suppose anything’s possible.
I can’t watch the show as her eyes are like the soul of the devil.