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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 17:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There has to be a Jay Leno joke in there somewhere...&quot;you said we couldn&#039;t get pregnant!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There has to be a Jay Leno joke in there somewhere&#8230;&#8221;you said we couldn&#8217;t get pregnant!&#8221;
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 17:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There has to be a Jay Leno joke in there somewhere...&quot;but you said we couldn&#039;t get pregnant!&quot;</description>
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		<title>By: florence baudin</title>
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		<dc:creator>florence baudin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So who cares ? and why do you have to be such cynics ...Sheryl Crow was an old broad , pre-menopaused , you´re all a bunch of puritans ...with a nasty tongue.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So who cares ? and why do you have to be such cynics &#8230;Sheryl Crow was an old broad , pre-menopaused , you´re all a bunch of puritans &#8230;with a nasty tongue.
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		<title>By: Jess</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>drm:

I&#039;ve read something similar to that as well. I also read that if the sperm from multiple men are present, then there is a &quot;fight&quot; so to speak, that research has shown evidence of aggressive behavior so that the best one makes it to the egg.</description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve read something similar to that as well. I also read that if the sperm from multiple men are present, then there is a &#8220;fight&#8221; so to speak, that research has shown evidence of aggressive behavior so that the best one makes it to the egg.
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		<title>By: drm</title>
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		<dc:creator>drm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Larissa: actually tracking conception isn&#039;t an exact science, its more like guesswork within about a 48 hour window...or is it? I was reading an article in a medical journal which posits the theory that sperm &#039;tuck&#039; themselves into the crevices of a woman&#039;s cervix and that conception can (theoretically) take place days after the sex act...

So if a woman has sex with two different men relatively close together than a paternity test is a really good idea.

Whether this baby is Armstrong&#039;s or not is a mute point...he&#039;s not the most reliable man around is he?  She should take the kid and the child support money and run...(grin) she&#039;d save herself the grief and expense of divorce.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Larissa: actually tracking conception isn&#8217;t an exact science, its more like guesswork within about a 48 hour window&#8230;or is it? I was reading an article in a medical journal which posits the theory that sperm &#8216;tuck&#8217; themselves into the crevices of a woman&#8217;s cervix and that conception can (theoretically) take place days after the sex act&#8230;</p>
<p>So if a woman has sex with two different men relatively close together than a paternity test is a really good idea.</p>
<p>Whether this baby is Armstrong&#8217;s or not is a mute point&#8230;he&#8217;s not the most reliable man around is he?  She should take the kid and the child support money and run&#8230;(grin) she&#8217;d save herself the grief and expense of divorce.
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		<title>By: Jess</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Past tense of take is took...not taked. And...sperminated? Really?</description>
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		<title>By: DLR in Canada</title>
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		<dc:creator>DLR in Canada</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol, this has got to be the funniest piece of gossip.  &quot;eh, i thought i was infertile&quot; to &quot;wow, i got some sperminators.&quot;  lol.  :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol, this has got to be the funniest piece of gossip.  &#8220;eh, i thought i was infertile&#8221; to &#8220;wow, i got some sperminators.&#8221;  lol.  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Kat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Just Say No !!&quot; The man can stay faithful to his workouts and training, but to one woman...hahahaha</description>
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The One-nut Wonder Strikes again !!</description>
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		<title>By: deka</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 01:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i&#039;m losing respect for him</description>
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