Rumer Willis and Pete Wentz Necking

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First things first … craziest separated at birth couple ever and with more chin between them than the Hong Kong Phonebook.

I heard a Rumer …. A Rumer Willis was dabbling her toes in her first public romance with Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz.

BRUCE WILLIS and DEMI MOORE’S eldest daughter is enjoying her first public romance – with Fall Out Boy star PETE WENTZ.

The pair couldn’t keep their hands off each other at a party at Hollywood’s Shag nightclub at the weekend.

Actress RUMER, 18, arrived with pals but soon hooked up with Pete, who at 27 is a year younger than her mum’s husband ASHTON KUTCHER.

via The Sun
Demi must be thrilled that Ashton will have someone his own age to play with. Too Easy. Just like Pete Wentz – that above the waist ho. Again too easy.

I checked IMDB and the Actress credit for Rumer is pretty tenuous … fine for an 18 y.o. but for the sake of accuracy in fluff reporting — isn’t she just a grown up famous baby.

A clubber said the pair began chatting then held hands and wandered into the VIP area of the club.

The witness said: “Rumer looked like she was having a great time with Pete.

“He’s a good looking boy and they sat together in the VIP area while their pals danced.

“Pete kept winding his arm lovingly around Rumer’s neck and she was holding his hand.”

The witness added: “They left the club together later.”

Bruce must be thrilled that the softly bisexual emo songbird is taking an interest in Rumer’s neck. Wentz recently confessed to being a make out ho … but below the waist trying to keep the numbers down for his future wife. Every Dad’s dream. Why Die Hard when you can Bi-Harder

pics via The Sun

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  1. Fabiola Thing says:

    I know it’s a mean thing to say but…girl is U-G-L-Y

  2. Pecarrie says:

    I see Bruce in there, all right… totally- the proportions and placement of her features- and the smile, too. The color of her eyes/hair is from Demi….

  3. Umm... says:

    They definitely look alike, these two. Isn’t there some sort of plastic surgery that can saw that jaw down a bit? Egad!

  4. NotFair says:

    Thats right people, give the girl a complex.

  5. ER says:

    Exactly my first thoughts – they look like siblings. Bruce is a fairly attractive man and Demi is beautiful – I think their baby got switched at birth…..Rumer is really Ozzy and Sharon’s kid!!!

  6. ER says:

    Is eye liner the new ‘in’ thing for guys?

  7. DogRunner says:

    Gosh….I remember her as a little girl. Time is going too fast!

  8. Carol says:

    Those girls are all homely. It’s like they got all of their parents worst features.

  9. Carol says:

    Oh, and I LOVE guys in eyeliner. Man I miss the 80’s.

  10. Porcelyn says:

    The chins……..THE CHINS!

  11. frewtloop says:

    Not quite Carol – Talullah the youngest is a cutie. I think she’ll be quite gorgeous when she’s older.

  12. GG says:

    UGLY!!!!!!!!!

  13. declanium says:

    i know i’m being mean, but see what celebrity does for you? would this guy look at her twice if she were not Demi’s daughter?

  14. Jude says:

    Fugly fugly fugly

    The problem is, I think (Shiloh Jolie-Pitt aside), when the parents are both really good-looking, sometimes the kids are…you know…the opposite. Got the wrong parts of both parents instead of the right parts.

    Yeesh.

  15. kikistar says:

    The youngest of the Willis sisters is the most beautiful. This one is… “special”… And she could be twin with the guy she dates!

  16. Girlygrrl says:

    Which one is the girl again? I am lost in chins and bad haircuts and guyliner over here!!!

  17. Ocean says:

    Wow, if so many people think these two are “fugly”, then I suppose 99.99% of the world’s population should either cut their faces off or walk around with bags over their heads. I didn’t know the commentators here were so flawlessly gorgeous. Maybe you all deserve to have Kate Moss’s life. Let’s face it, most of the “beauties” and “beefcakes” we see wouldn’t be much without their make-up, stylists, dieticians, steroids, trainers, lighting, and plastic surgeons. I have seen many beautiful people that are oh so ugly deep within themselves.

  18. woodhorse says:

    Why? I thought they were both gay??
    Wouldn’t that be like necking with a cardboard cut-out??

  19. Anonymous says:

    i love rumer. i love her because i am sick of paris, nicole, and lindsey. i think we need a new socialite to look out for!and i think it is rumer!