Dear Dior: I hate you. I hate the roll-out for Robert Pattinson’s Dior Homme campaign. I hate the images you’re choosing to release at a snail’s pace. I hate that you’re so proud of yourselves for the way you’re rolling it out. You’re stupid.
Anyway, the above photo was released yesterday on Dior’s Twitter. This is the third official image for Dior’s new campaign with Robert Pattinson. They posted the photo with the message “Vibrant, Audacious, Seductive. Robert Pattinson for Dior Homme Fragrance. Coming soon…” Courtney Stodden is their new copywriter. Again, I just think Dior is doing this the wrong way. Only Twihards are feeling the anticipation (and they’re not going to be buying Dior Homme anyway), the rest of us are just annoyed. It’s an annoyance that is growing into flat-out hatred. Just release the campaign and be done with it.
I’m also including some photos of Rob arriving at LAX late yesterday. He flew from Toronto (where he was kissing some lady on the lips!!) to LA yesterday and I don’t know why. Is he done filming in Toronto? Is he coming back? Why did he fly to LA? Well, the Twihards at Hollywood Life have a theory – they think he might have come back to LA to visit Kristen Stewart. BECAUSE OF COURSE. They also theorize that he might be in LA to check in with Riley Keough. Sure.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Dior.