“Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez have no drama these days” links

Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez are blissfully married. No drama, a baby on the way, plenty of time and money. I guess. [A Socialite Life]
Richard Simmons was able to stand still for 60 whole seconds. [Dlisted]
Justin Bieber’s mom seems like a piece of work. [LaineyGossip]
First photo of Winnie Rose Fallon! [Pop Sugar]
Does this eagle look like Nicolas Cage? [Buzzfeed]
Michael Fassbender’s Magneto poster freaks me out a little. [Pajiba]
Princess Letizia is one of the best-dressed royals, hands down. [Go Fug Yourself]
Wow, Courtney Love is right. Anna Faris could play her. [Evil Beet]
Ryan Gosling will not play the Son of Skywalker. [The Blemish]
Scarlett Johansson is wearing a ring but it doesn’t mean anything. [ICYDK]
Mama June will keep her family grounded with cheeseballs. [Reality Tea]
Jamie King shows off her big baby bump. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Avril Lavigne looks… how you would expect. [Popoholic]
Jenna Dewan lost the baby weight in like two seconds. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Danica McKellar wears some sort of nerd-trap outfit. [Moe Jackson]
Who splashed green paint on the Lincoln Memorial? [Gawker]
Kelly Brook’s boobs are not fake. Just FYI. [IDLYITW]

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  1. paige says:

    is it weird i think he’s hot even with the cuffs??
    i just remember him in unfaithful….unbelievable..

  2. Dawn says:

    Well good for them. I am glad all that Gabe stuff is over and I bet Nahla is too.

  3. Alexandria says:

    You know, besides Halle being batshit crazy and full of dramz, I love the way her life is portrayed in pictures. Casual chic clothing, always sunny, running errands to Whole Foods market, no monetary worries with a cute little girl in tow…if all seems so idyllic and relaxing. But what’s underneath that fantasy is just all kinds of hell no…

    • akua says:

      Yes, she always seems to look ‘perfect’ or at least perfectly attractive, put together. Too bad she’s (reportedly) so crazy!

  4. ZigZagZoey says:

    EW, he gives me the CREEPS. He looks like an ahole to me. And he is wearing those damn pants in every pic I see of him for months and months.
    I don’t care what he used to look like, he looks AWFUL, old, squinty and unpleasant.
    Just my stupid opinion though!

    • Tia says:

      I think its unfair to judge him solely on the halle/gabe drama. He hasnt got a record of being a douche before. he is even friends with his ex’es like Kylie Minogue. That he is getting old, well thats just part of life. he was hot in old pictures but no one stays the same forever. Even the beloved gabe will age one day

      • ZigZagZoey says:

        Well, even worse…I am thinking he is an ahole just by looking at him. He just looks like a horrible jerk.
        So, it isn’t just the Halle Gabe stuff….It’s even more superficial that that!
        Sorry!

      • Emma - the JP Lover says:

        @Tia, who wrote: “I think its unfair to judge him solely on the halle/gabe drama. He hasnt got a record of being a douche before. he is even friends with his ex’es like Kylie Minogue. That he is getting old, well thats just part of life. he was hot in old pictures but no one stays the same forever. Even the beloved gabe will age one day.”

        Well said … and I’m still waiting for someone to provide a link to information about Gabriel Aubry’s prior dating history in Canada.

      • Kim1 says:

        I agree I have never heard a friend or ex publicly praise Aubrey.

      • JulieM says:

        Emma- you do seem to be obsessed with Gabriel’s dating history. Why don’t you tell us?

        Kim1- Maybe he’s just dull.

      • Emma - the JP Lover says:

        @JulieM, who wrote: “Emma- you do seem to be obsessed with Gabriel’s dating history. Why don’t you tell us?”

        I would ‘love’ to tell you … but the only results that populate during searches are stories about him and Halle. Even searches like ‘Gabriel Aubry’s dating history in Canada’ produce nothing but stories about him and Halle or the custody hearing. I tell you, it’s the strangest thing, considering the man was/is an International model prior to and during his relationship with Halle. It’s like he sprung from the sea as Venus on a Half-Shell just when he and Halle started dating.

        Any information will have to come from a Canadian source. So how about it, Canadians?

    • Deedee says:

      I believe he cheated on Kylie when she had her cancer scare and then they ended things ?

      • Annie says:

        Yes, he was boinking his co-star of whatever film he was working on at the time. That’s a pretty douchey thing to be doing when your girlfriend is undergoing chemo etc.

      • Emma - the JP Lover says:

        @Deedee and Anne …

        You ‘do’ realize we’re talking about Gabriel Aubry, right?

      • Annie says:

        Emma,

        The nesting of comments must have confused you. These were in response to ZigZag above. So Olivier, not Gabe.

  5. H. Scott says:

    If Halle is still breathing, she is still finding ways to stir up drama. She’s just being a little bit more quiet about it.

  6. elkiddo says:

    Doesn’t this Martinez fellow owns any other pair of jeans? Seriously, i got myself eye cancer just looking at it.

  7. Atlantapug says:

    She is two heaping scoops of crazy! Sh-t storm will rain down soon enough. Just let the honeymoon period wear off.

    • Sabrine says:

      I doubt there’s any drama coming. These two are pushing 50 and with a baby on the way they have a lot more to focus on than how crazy they’re going to be in the future. I think they just want to live their lives peacefully at this point.

      Martinez doesn’t look like a “jerk.” He just looks like a guy whose getting old like we all will.

  8. Thiajoka says:

    I hope they catch the asshats that vandalized the Lincoln memorial. Honestly! What is sacred anymore? Nothing, it seems.

    • Trek Girl says:

      Oh, please. It’s not good that the memorial was vandalized, obviously, but lets not act as if things were all that sacred before. Vandalism isn’t new, even when it comes to memorials and monuments.

      • Thiajoka says:

        You go be a cynic or nihilist or both in your own petty little corner, please. I’ll be offended by the vandalism if I damn well want.

      • Trek Girl says:

        I’m not a cynic or a nihilist. I really dislike vandalism.

        The “What is sacred anymore?” line is just ridiculous, so I said as much. Not because I think it’s ok to vandalize, but because acting as if vandalism hasn’t always been a thing is absurd. I can say that outside of the corner that you seem to think I should be in, as you well know.

        So, you clutch your pearls and act as if the vandalism thing is completely new and unique to this day and age, and I’ll keep thinking it’s silly. Ok? Ok.

    • Janet says:

      It’s not the first time. Some years ago some racists spray-painted “N*GGER” in big red letters all over the white marble. They steamed-cleaned it all off.

  9. SamiHami says:

    This is just the calm before the storm. Things are “blissful” right now, but wait a year or two. The full crazy will once again come out, there will be a custody battle, possible violence…the whole bit. I’m not psychic, but you don’t have to be to know that’s going to happen.

    Maybe at that point Gabriel and Olivier will form an alliance…

  10. GeeMoney says:

    Halle maybe crazy, but at least it all seems contained for now. Perhaps being married to Martinez now has calmed her down.

    Also, I love her style. She always dresses nice and her makeup and hair is always flawless. She truly is a beautiful woman.

  11. Madpoe says:

    Sensible maternity wear, Halle 🙂 *throws shade @KK*

  12. F5 says:

    Just wait.. ;p

  13. Ajla R says:

    Can we please talk about how gorgeous Jenna Dewan looks?

  14. dena says:

    I like Halle. I really do. However, they seem to be morphing into each other. Plus, I hope the baby won’t be born with those bangs he parents are both sporting.

  15. skuddles says:

    Halle Berry… no drama? Wait 5 minutes.

  16. Jane says:

    Snooze…….. and this is news?

  17. janie says:

    I’m so happy for her.. She needs to enjoy this pregnancy in peace. Wish them joy & happiness!

    • Lboogie says:

      Janie, I happen to agree with you. I wish her and Olivier all the happiness in the world. I guess we are in the minority on this issue. You would think people would be happy that her life is going well and “drama” free.

      • Betty says:

        I agree with both of you. I hope this marriage sticks. I hope Halle overcomes the childhood trauma that she seems to be reliving in her adult relationships. I don’t think Halle is the evil person she’s being painted as. I think she has a lot of similarities with Dorothy Dandridge, which is why she seemed to relate to the late actress so much when she played her in a biopic. I think they both kept repeating the cycle of abuse they were exposed to as children and for the sake of Halle’s children, I hope she breaks the cycle.

    • Mimi says:

      I wish her the best cant understand people who are obsessed with wishing her ill!

  18. Karma says:

    LOL… Courtney Love is right, Anna Faris would have been perfect.

    My apologies for being off topic but since this is sorta a multi-topic thread.

    On twitter, LeAnn has been looking forward to meeting up with her favorite bully buddy (the dude who did the cruel graphics about Brandi) and her Spitfire photographer, in Portland, OR.

    So this morning she tweets that “3 cute boys” are going with her to Seattle, WA. Portland’s concert is tomorrow night.

    Obviously, I don’t know their plans, but… is LeAnn actually taking Brandi’s boys to meet up with one of their mother’s cruelest bullies?

    https://twitter.com/leannrimes/status/360596006712250369

  19. dorothy says:

    The crazy is in dormant mode now….just wait.

  20. crtb says:

    Just wait – drams is on its way!

  21. Moi says:

    I so love Kelly Brook. She’s my girl crush to my man crush Hugh Jackman (hope that makes sense. HJ=KB in my eyes basically).. And the more I read what she says, the more I ❤ her too.