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		<title>By: SweetPotato</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, I&#039;ve never seen that pic of Gwyneth before. She looks terrible. She&#039;s so emaciated there and it ages her.  This is proof this woman shouldn&#039;t be giving dietary advice. If her idea of needing to lose a few pounds after the holidays is to go from rail thin to gaunt, she has serious problems.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, I&#8217;ve never seen that pic of Gwyneth before. She looks terrible. She&#8217;s so emaciated there and it ages her.  This is proof this woman shouldn&#8217;t be giving dietary advice. If her idea of needing to lose a few pounds after the holidays is to go from rail thin to gaunt, she has serious problems.
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 23:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s up with her fingernails in the first picture?? It looks like she cut out square pieces of black construction paper and glued them on top of her nails.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s up with her fingernails in the first picture?? It looks like she cut out square pieces of black construction paper and glued them on top of her nails.
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		<title>By: Rick</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ever since Gwyneth started palling around with Iron Chef Mario Batali and NY Times Food Writer Mark Bitman in &quot;Spain...on the Road Again&quot; (www.spainontheroadagain.com), now she thinks she can do what they do, and apparently more. Batali is clearly in love with her, and probably encouraged this horrible site. I loved the show, and especially Claudia Bassols, the Spanish actress who they asked to join them, but Gwyneth thinks she is a streetwise New Yorker, a hip Californian, a woman of Europe (with her Spanish and British connections), a jewish princess, and a woman of culture, with her rich friends and family. I actually liked her on the show, but she can be pretentious in some regards, and I think she is possibly missing a screw somewhere.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever since Gwyneth started palling around with Iron Chef Mario Batali and NY Times Food Writer Mark Bitman in &#8220;Spain&#8230;on the Road Again&#8221; (www.spainontheroadagain.com), now she thinks she can do what they do, and apparently more. Batali is clearly in love with her, and probably encouraged this horrible site. I loved the show, and especially Claudia Bassols, the Spanish actress who they asked to join them, but Gwyneth thinks she is a streetwise New Yorker, a hip Californian, a woman of Europe (with her Spanish and British connections), a jewish princess, and a woman of culture, with her rich friends and family. I actually liked her on the show, but she can be pretentious in some regards, and I think she is possibly missing a screw somewhere.
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		<title>By: dovesgate</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Where has she been shown to be self-righteous? Links please.

And will someone please explain to me why she is pretentious for liking stuff thats out of the average persons&#039; budget and thinking her peers might enjoy those things as well? 

I must be stupid &#039;cause I don&#039;t get it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where has she been shown to be self-righteous? Links please.</p>
<p>And will someone please explain to me why she is pretentious for liking stuff thats out of the average persons&#8217; budget and thinking her peers might enjoy those things as well? </p>
<p>I must be stupid &#8217;cause I don&#8217;t get it.
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		<title>By: Judy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She doesnt have cheek implants, she actually ate something and she gained a pound lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She doesnt have cheek implants, she actually ate something and she gained a pound lol
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		<title>By: Steve</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:03:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What type if advice could she possibly provide. She has had a silver spoon in her mouth since birth and she has an IQ of 80,

On cooking: &quot;When the maid suggests pairing foie gras with a apertif, you must quickly call the chef into the manor to understand which sauce he used to blanch the meet.&quot;

On cleaning: &quot;When reviewing your staff&#039;s work, never have them look you in the eye....&quot;

On motherhood: &quot; Make sure your nanny has the children outside at least three hours a day. it is better for your afternoon nap...&#039;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What type if advice could she possibly provide. She has had a silver spoon in her mouth since birth and she has an IQ of 80,</p>
<p>On cooking: &#8220;When the maid suggests pairing foie gras with a apertif, you must quickly call the chef into the manor to understand which sauce he used to blanch the meet.&#8221;</p>
<p>On cleaning: &#8220;When reviewing your staff&#8217;s work, never have them look you in the eye&#8230;.&#8221;</p>
<p>On motherhood: &#8221; Make sure your nanny has the children outside at least three hours a day. it is better for your afternoon nap&#8230;&#8217;
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		<title>By: Cinderella</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cinderella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, I see.  Chris Martin is full of negative energy, does not understand why he doesn&#039;t have a happy life, thus, Gwynnie is sad for him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, I see.  Chris Martin is full of negative energy, does not understand why he doesn&#8217;t have a happy life, thus, Gwynnie is sad for him.
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		<title>By: brista</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, well, while we&#039;re hating on Gwynnie, what is with her stupid American Express commercial? I think it&#039;s AmEx. It&#039;s that one all the celebrities are always hawking for. It&#039;s her reminiscing in a field about her mother and related to credit cards in no way. And I think there&#039;s some other celebs in the commercial nattering on about fuzzy Hallmark memories. I hate it. 

(FWIW I did like The Royal Tennenbaums.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, well, while we&#8217;re hating on Gwynnie, what is with her stupid American Express commercial? I think it&#8217;s AmEx. It&#8217;s that one all the celebrities are always hawking for. It&#8217;s her reminiscing in a field about her mother and related to credit cards in no way. And I think there&#8217;s some other celebs in the commercial nattering on about fuzzy Hallmark memories. I hate it. </p>
<p>(FWIW I did like The Royal Tennenbaums.)
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		<title>By: doodahs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:04:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@mairead: tedious-cut-price Sting

ROTFLMAO!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@mairead: tedious-cut-price Sting</p>
<p>ROTFLMAO!
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
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