In between hater-induced seizures and whining about Middle America destroying his music career, it’s hard to believe that Chris Brown hasn’t found time to actually complete his community service hours that were court-ordered after his plea deal for nearly killing his then-girlfriend. But no, Breezy didn’t feel like doing his community service, and he just lied and told the court that he did the hours because what is the judge going to do about it? Stupid haters always trying to take down Chris Brown!!! Well, the judge did do something about it. Chris was back in court on Friday to reinstate his probation (following the dropped charges on that weird hit-and-run incident), and the judge was like, “Oh, by the way did you ever finish your community service?” And Chris was like, “Um. Yeah. Sure.” And the judge was all, “O RLY? No you didn’t, so now you have to do 1000 hours.”

Chris Brown just got his ass handed to him in court — the judge sentenced him to 1,000 more hours of community labor after the L.A. County D.A. accused him of fudging his records.

As we reported, the D.A. believes the singer violated his probation in the Rihanna beating case by submitting bogus community service reports — in one case even swearing he was picking up trash in Virginia when he was actually on a private jet to Cancun.
The judge revoked Chris’ probation last month in the wake of hit-and-run allegations, but reinstated it today on the condition Chris completes an additional 1,000 hours of community service.

Think of it like a do-over — because of the discrepancy in Chris’ original labor hours, the singer won’t get ANY credit for service he may or may not have completed since his conviction. Chris was originally sentenced to 180 days of community labor (1,440 hours).

Unlike last time — when the judge said Chris could complete his labor in his home state of Virginia — the judge today ordered that Chris’ service must be supervised by L.A. County officials.

Chris can choose between Caltrans (aka highway cleanup), beach cleanup, probation alternative work services (PAWS), or our personal favorite … graffiti removal.

Chris must also report to a probation officer within the next 48 hours. He did not look happy in court.

The good news … Chris’ probation will finally end in August 2014. One more year to go.

[From TMZ]

It makes me sick to my stomach that Chris considers himself a resident of my state (VA). I wish my grifter governor would say Breezy is no longer welcome here. Anyway, I’m glad that there’s at least one judge in LA County who TRIES to be hard on these douchebags. I still think community service is a GIFT to someone who committed such a violent crime, but that ship has sailed and I’m glad Breezy will have to spend 1000 hours out of the studio, actually doing real work.

Photos courtesy of WENN.