Round 347 of the Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson marriage rumors

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Now that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back on again again again, it’s time to revive the marriage rumors. According to Entertainment Wise (not always the most reliable source, so grain of salt and all that), Ronson is planning on proposing to Lohan to put all their past problems behind them. Nothing erases all your issues like a walk down the aisle, right?

Samantha Ronson is reportedly planning on asking for Lindsay Lohan’s hand in marriage so they can put all their woes behind them.

The couple spent time apart after a series of major busts up over New Years, sparking rumours that they had called time on their romance.

But a US tabloid report claims the pair are fed up with the constant negative press about their relationship, and want a fresh start.

A source tells the National Enquirer, “She wants to put the acrimony of the past behind them so they can start fresh as a married couple.

“Lindsay wants Sam to completely stop talking to her old girlfriends and cut off family members who don’t like Lindsay – and that’s most of Sam’s family.

“They see how much Sam and Lindsay fight and believe their relationship is toxic.”

[From Entertainment Wise via Gossip Rocks]

This sounds like a marriage made in heaven. They have a long, dramatic history of possessiveness and hysterical fighting. Their family members and friends don’t like their union, and think they’re toxic together. Throw in an unplanned pregnancy (which would certainly be shocking given the logistics of their match), and you’ve got the most important ingredients for a successful marriage. In fact, nothing says, “let’s grow old together,” like dramatic fighting, crying, and throwing things.

Really, I find Lohan and Ronson’s relationship fascinating, and I don’t want them to break up – if for no other reason than my entertainment. But obviously they shouldn’t get married. I’ve said that during all the other 346 rounds of “they’re getting married” rumors, and that was before they were having this level of crazy fights, and when their families did still approve of their relationship. Now that that’s all gone down the tubes, it’s probably time for them to just chill and see if they have enough to sustain a regular dating relationship. Besides, we all know marriage shouldn’t happen until the sex goes bad.

Here’s Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson smoking like chimneys in DC on Sunday. Images thanks to Splash.

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  1. Cheeke Munkey says:

    Funny how Sam’s not looking directly at Lindsay in any of the photos. I think that says it all.

  2. Cheeke Munkey says:

    Funny how Sam’s not looking directly at Lindsay in any of the photos. I think that says it all. And by all, I mean, fake. This marriage business ain’t happening anytime soon.

  3. Ash says:

    That’s exactly what their relationship is – entertainment. Her film career is in the trash and when she gets back into the swing of things, we’ll really see how long their ‘relationship’ lasts.

  4. manda says:

    I think Sam looks like Hayden Christiansen.

  5. Sauronsarmy says:

    I didn’t realize people cared about has-been and a never-was.

  6. california angel says:

    Maybe if all of her “friends” and “family” weren’t on her payroll, they would be able to get their head out of their asses and let Lindsay know that she is looking unhealthy, and in an unhealthy relationship. But of course, she wouldn’t be who she was had someone actually cared about her at all down the line.

  7. Dani says:

    “Throw in an unplanned pregnancy…”

    How is that really relevant in this case? I know you state it would be a surprise because they’re both females and yeah, Lohan seems to put out freely, but still, your entertainment hopes seem far fetched. Besides, Lindsay seems like the type to nix a fetus as soon as she would find out.

  8. Anonymous says:

    california angel – well said. I feel so bad having this unfortunate and fake individual forced down our throats. Thanks, media, and thanks, Dina. By the way Dina, did you actually believe the “Mother of the Year” award was not completely sarcastic?!?!?

  9. tigerlille says:

    Smoking caues premature aging, girls.

  10. ima says:

    I definitely agree that their body language speaks volumes!

  11. Bodhi says:

    Those shiny-ass coats look like pleather to me. Tack-o-rama.

    Neither one of these women is remotely stable.

  12. Claire says:

    They look very happy together, Lindsay doesn’t look uncomfortable, go to youtube, check out the video of them on the red carpet. Lindsay steps in (after seeming to ask Samantha) as she sees how uncomfortable Samantha is….isn’t that what a loving girlfriend does? Just prior to doing that there is a great photo of Lindsay watching Samantha and you can see how concerned and quite frankly, how much she adores Samantha.
    I think their troubles over the New Year have made them stronger and more connected, time apart seems to have reminded them of why they are together, and re-affirmed their “FU world” attitude to anyone who is against them.
    Long may they and their love continue…

  13. Clare says:

    Since Lindsay has been with Samantha she has been looking healthier to me. She’s let her hair go back to its natural color – or nearer to it. Her skin is not all orange… and in more pictures she shows some hope and happiness in her eyes.
    She’s only 22, but I hope she gets her act together sooner rather than later. I’d like to see her acting in movies again.