Mark Wahlberg at the Oscars this year with his girlfriend and the mother his two children, model Rhea Durham.

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You probably know the background by now, but madam Jody “Babydol” Gibson was released from prison after a two year sentence for running an international prositution ring. Now she’s published a tell-all book on her website about her celebrity clientele.

For $2.99 a chapter, you can read the titaliting supposed sex stories of celebrities like Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis, Arnold Swarzenegger, Slyvester Stalone, and more. The book reads like an overwrought sex novel written by a teenager, and it’s hard to believe that if these men were indeed her clients she remembers such secondhand details of the sex acts. She offers pages from her black books and printouts from her PDA that were enterted into evidence at her trial as proof that the celebrities were clients. Her colorful prose makes it seem like she’s filling in the details of their romps with her escorts.

We’ve covered Gibson’s chapters on Ben Affleck’s night of cocaine-fuelled passion with a busty blonde named Alyssa, and Bruce Willis’ orgy with five hookers and a producer friend. In each case, Gibson claimed the participating call girls told her the celebrity clients were nice, well-hung, and good fucks, and Mark Wahlberg is no exception.

She claims Wahlberg paid $2,000 for a night of passion with a hot blonde in a hotel. It was 1996 or 1997, Gibson doesn’t recall, and Wahlberg was hanging out with ex-cop Bo Dietl. Dietl’s life story was about to be made into a movie after he ratted out his entire NYC precinct for illegal activities. Wahlberg was tipped to play Dietl in the upcoming film, but the role eventually went to Steven Baldwin.

Dietl is the one that called Gibson, ordering up two blondes to the Pennisula Hotel in Beverly Hills. It was an easy job supposedly as the girls were just going to be paired off to get to it in separate rooms instead of having any group action.

Gibson says Wahlberg’s hooker was 5′10″ tall with a 36c chest, and that she was a “Pam Anderson type with a beautiful face.”

She said the escort told her she fell in love with sweet well-hung Wahlberg after their night of hot sex (Note: Gibson went by the name Sasha when running her business.)

“Sash, I’m in love!” she began.

“Now, now. You know better than that” I warned.

“I know. But he’s the hottest guy I’ve ever been with! He fucked me on my side with his arms wrapped around me, pumping his big dick from behind slowly, slowly for a long time too. Then he plowed me faster and faster when he was about to cum! [sic] He shot the biggest load all over my ass! I stayed way longer than I should without asking for more money so I hope you’re not mad.”

“Sweetie, you know how this game works. Mark Wahlberg is a gorgeous famous movie star and for all we know he could be engaged! You know better than to get emotionally involved with a client! Especially someont like him! He’s like got a thousand girls in love with him! So what did you get for the extra time? Just the $2000?” I asked.

“Yeah. No tip either. But he was a real romantic fuck! I should’ve paid him! Please tell me you’re not mad” she pleased.

“No, I’m not mad. But try to remember what you’re dealing with here and keep your eye on the ball” I suggested.

[From SuperMadam Secrets online book, Chapter 10]

I love how she paints herself as the older, wiser hooker. The dialogue is bad of course, and I doubt that the escorts dished the details in that nasty way, but she may have the major points right: Wahlberg was a sweet, sensitive lover who could perform well but didn’t tip.

I would like to hear a story about a grumpy celebrity who couldn’t get it up, but either the hookers were starstruck, Gibson has selective memory, or the celebrities were on their best behavior. When you’re paying thousands of dollars for a few hours of sex you probably try to make it worthwhile.