- The National Enquirer ran a Photoshopped picture of Anna Nicole as a corpse in a body bag and claimed to have “Anna’s last photo.” They put a disclaimer in small print at the bottom of the page that the corpse picture was a “photo re-creation.” [I’m Not Obsessed]
- And The Enquirer claims that pneumonia masked by drugs is what killed Anna. [Seriously? OMG! WTF!]
- Pete Doherty is moving in with Kate Moss [Agent Bedhead]
- And Pete tried to get some penguins high at the zoo by throwing a joint into their habitat [DListed]
- Antonella Barba gets to stay on American Idol. Unfortunately she’ll get to stay a lot longer than she would if we didn’t see those pictures [IDLYITW]
- Victoria Beckham went blonde, but she still has the same heaving balloon boobs [Hollywood Tuna]
- Pictures of Britney poolside in a wig, beret and borrowed bikini right before she went to rehab make her look surprisingly normal [Egotastic]
- Courtney Love stole a dress from Karl Lagerfeld and wore it to Paris Hilton’s birthday party [CelebWarship]
- Too much hotness at once: the Victoria’s Secret models including Karolina Kurkova and Alessandra Ambrosia [Bastardly]
- Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston talked about the surgeon who did both of their nose jobs [Socialite’s Life]
- Beyonce may have contracted hepatitis, because she’s the only one of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models who was likely to eat the tainted food at their party [WWTDD]
- Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson bicycling together in Australia [PopSugar]
- All the drugs from the Paris Exposed website photos [CityRag]
- Are Nicole Richie and Joel Madden going to get engaged? [Derek Hail]
- Has Jennifer Love Hewitt lost weight? [The Skinny Website]
- Did Brad Pitt send Jennifer Aniston a birthday card and did Angelina freak out when she found out? [popbytes]
- Gwyneth Paltrow and Moses [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Jenna Elfman is going to have twins [Celebrity Baby Blog]
- Pamela Anderson finally figured out that Uggs are made with animal skin [Haute Gossip]
- German film “The Lives of Others” is excellent. Go see it. [Pajiba]
- Women with really big boobs say they’re a royal pain. [White Trash Mom]
- Kate Beckinsale’s pokies [Drunken Stepfather]
- Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan broke up because Hugh is low class [Mollygood]