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	<title>Comments on: Paris Might Go to Jail: Let&#8217;s Hope</title>
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		<title>By: Shar</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 21:18:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can't wait to see her "go away".  She's not that attractive.  She's so fake, I just wanna hose her down and say, "See everybody, THIS is what she REALLY looks like!"

Next to Anna Nicole Smith, who I am NOT a fan of, Paris looks like a dog's turd.

Get her off the streets and into the think tank for a reality check!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can&#8217;t wait to see her &#8220;go away&#8221;.  She&#8217;s not that attractive.  She&#8217;s so fake, I just wanna hose her down and say, &#8220;See everybody, THIS is what she REALLY looks like!&#8221;</p>
<p>Next to Anna Nicole Smith, who I am NOT a fan of, Paris looks like a dog&#8217;s turd.</p>
<p>Get her off the streets and into the think tank for a reality check!
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		<title>By: Sistah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sistah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It would be so nice if this racist B!t-ch got locked up!  Now that would be a 'Simple Life' episode to see.  OMFG!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It would be so nice if this racist B!t-ch got locked up!  Now that would be a &#8216;Simple Life&#8217; episode to see.  OMFG!!!
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		<title>By: Joe Kalarchik</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe Kalarchik</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CHECK OUT JOANRIVERS.COM HER BLOG IS SO FUNNY I WET MYSELF!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CHECK OUT JOANRIVERS.COM HER BLOG IS SO FUNNY I WET MYSELF!
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		<title>By: Poor Boopie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Poor Boopie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Everybody knows that anyone with alot of money will either:

1)Buy off the judge and do some community service.
OR
2) Go to a "country club" jail for the rich.  Complete with tennis courts, hot tubs, and salon similar to the "hard" rehab that Britney Spears is doing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everybody knows that anyone with alot of money will either:</p>
<p>1)Buy off the judge and do some community service.<br />
OR<br />
2) Go to a &#8220;country club&#8221; jail for the rich.  Complete with tennis courts, hot tubs, and salon similar to the &#8220;hard&#8221; rehab that Britney Spears is doing.
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		<title>By: frewtloop</title>
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		<dc:creator>frewtloop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 23:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was really enjoying the hiatus from Poxy Heirhead but that story almost makes it worthwhile being confronted with that nightmarish orange mug.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was really enjoying the hiatus from Poxy Heirhead but that story almost makes it worthwhile being confronted with that nightmarish orange mug.
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		<title>By: daz</title>
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		<dc:creator>daz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dude, it's magda. Thats hilarious.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dude, it&#8217;s magda. Thats hilarious.
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		<title>By: topaz</title>
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		<dc:creator>topaz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HaHa !
 I love it.  All your comments make me smile. : )
I whole-heartedly agree with them all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HaHa !<br />
 I love it.  All your comments make me smile. : )<br />
I whole-heartedly agree with them all.
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		<title>By: FF</title>
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		<dc:creator>FF</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wouldn't be surprised if Paris and Nicole had planned this entire thing as a giant publicty scam for their 'reality' show. Because clearly the will-she-won't-she gain/lose weight sideshow was getting old, and with Britney shaving her head and bouncing in and out of rehab actually going to jail is going to be the only next thing anyone cares about.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if Paris and Nicole had planned this entire thing as a giant publicty scam for their &#8216;reality&#8217; show. Because clearly the will-she-won&#8217;t-she gain/lose weight sideshow was getting old, and with Britney shaving her head and bouncing in and out of rehab actually going to jail is going to be the only next thing anyone cares about.
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		<title>By: Kandice</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kandice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:52:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her tan looks so bad!!! LOL.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her tan looks so bad!!! LOL.
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		<title>By: Toubrouk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Toubrouk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The worst thing is, I believe she will get out of all this scott-free due to one high-paid top-notch lawyer.

But, yeah, some jail would be good.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The worst thing is, I believe she will get out of all this scott-free due to one high-paid top-notch lawyer.</p>
<p>But, yeah, some jail would be good.
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