As we discussed earlier this week, there’s a possibility that Jennifer Lopez might actually be done with Casper Smart. They’ve been dating for two years… two long years without an engagement or surprise wedding or a pregnancy. It’s like I don’t even know her anymore. Anyway, the earlier story was from Radar, and they were hedging their bets and they made it sound like J.Lo MIGHT break up with Casper but she probably hadn’t yet. This week’s Star Mag says it’s already over though, and they credit Jennifer with one of the best breakup lines ever:
Jennifer Lopez’s boy-toy is no more. Jennifer has ended her two-year romance with Casper Smart after they had a blowout fight in early October.
“She threw him out,” reveals a pal. “She didn’t get her way about something and blamed him. She wouldn’t let him take any of his belongings, saying ‘You came with nothing, you will leave with nothing.’”
“She knew from the beginning that it wasn’t going to be forever… he was a good distraction after Marc, and she felt young and vibrant while dating him, but she didn’t intend for it to last.”
The couple also suffered from major trust issues after Casper went to an adult peepshow known as a cruising spot for gay men in NYC in August 2012.
“Everything became worse after his gay scandal… she wanted to know what he was doing at all times.”
Unfortunately, “Casper had gotten used to the glamour that she afforded him… he became arrogant, so she reminded him that he was nobody before he met her.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
“You came with nothing, you will leave with nothing.” Damn! That’s like Dynasty meets Real Housewives, right? High melodrama. I would personally donate $100 to Jennifer Lopez if she actually did dump Casper and another $100 if she used that line. I would still pay her if she used any of these lines:
“I made you and I can destroy you.”
“If you disappeared tomorrow, no one would even remember you.”
“I am become death, destroyer of worlds.”
“It’s time to take out the trash.”
Anyway, I do hope they’re over. *fingers crossed*
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