Kim Kardashian turns 33 years old today. Happy birthday, Kim. Just think, it was just a few short years ago that Kim was freaking out about turning 30 and she literally married the first doofus who proposed to her (Kris Humphries). Three years later, she’s in a committed relationship with one of the most famous musical talents in the world, plus she’s a new mother to a healthy baby girl. Even though we mock her, her 33 is a lot better than most.
Anyway, I’m including some new advertising pics of Kim, taken by Terry Richardson. They’re for the UK brand/store Lipsy. They are Photoshopped to a ridiculous level, obviously. In addition to releasing these cartoon images, Kim also gave a new interview to the Sunday Times Style supplemental:
North West’s mama speaks! Celebrating her 33rd birthday on Monday, Oct. 21, Kim Kardashian recently gave her very first interview since welcoming daughter North West back in June — chatting about fashion and body issues with London’s Sunday Times Style supplement. These days, the reality star says, she dresses in part for her man, Nori’s dad Kanye West.
“You want your guy to think you’re really hot. I’ll put something on and he’ll [Kanye] say, ‘No, that doesn’t look good’, and I’ll trust him,'” she says of the rapper and designer, 36.
The E! star also says that becoming a mom has influenced her style as well. “I want to dress a little lighter colorwise. I think North looks cute in light colors, and then I want to wear light colors,” she reasons. “North doesn’t typically wear pink, though. She wears mauve or blush, not, like, typical baby pink.”
Although Kardashian made some of the biggest waves yet post-baby last week, when she revealed snaps of herself in a swimsuit, she said she still has some ways to go in terms of getting her body back.
“I haven’t exercised a whole lot so far, just because I’ve been busy with the baby and I don’t want to leave her. I still have some [baby weight] to go,” she says, adding that the Atkins Diet has been a godsend. “Atkins worked for me and I don’t feel tempted to eat a bunch of junk food. It’s just about staying healthy – it will come off.”
Dealing with constant criticism for her body and style selections during her pregnancy, she admitted, “completely destroyed” her, Kardashian admitted.
“I haven’t exercised a whole lot so far”…? Do you believe her? On her birthday, I will believe her. Tomorrow I will not. But today I will give her the benefit of the doubt and say that in candid photos, you can see that she’s lost most but not all of the baby weight and that she looks really good. Also, I will say that there’s absolutely no need to Photoshop Kim to this level.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Terry Richardson.
Photoshop was working overtime at that photo shoot.
seriously…where are the rest of her thighs?
Big time!!!To have that much done is beyond ridiculous.What does she think we are all blind??We just saw her GIANT fake ass in a bathing suit last week.
And I saw a comment somewhere that pointed out the floor behind her feet in that “ass” photo was all blurred out, further proof that that picture was also photoshopped. They must think the general public is as dimwitted as they themselves are.
The computer had to crash at least twice.
The computer had to crash at least twice.
They forgot to photoshop the reflection.
she doesn’t want to leave her baby, but she’s ok with going to Paris for a week.
And then turning around and leaving her baby AGAIN to go to Las Vegas for her show-off birthday party.
Right?! And it’s like she threw that braggart line about not exercising in just so she could claim she doesn’t want to leave the baby because she’s such an involved and dedicated mother. Bitch please.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Thanks so much for that. I needed a cackle.
She probably hasn’t worked out. She either has or will get surgery. On another note it’s also Amber Rose’s bday. Kanye has a thing for Libra’s
No way they have the same birthday?! That’s too funny.
Agh, he has a thing for Libras? Then I’ll run and hide, because I’m one too. Though thankfully my bday has already passed. 😛
I am a Libra too.I am glad my B-day was week’s ago.Why is Kanye trying to turn Kim into Amber?Kim sure looked a lot better before.
Not me unfortunately, I had no idea I shared a birthday with this awful person, she must be one the narcissistic Librans.
I wonder if he misses Amber when he’s telling Kim to put a certain outfit on or when she dresses herself and he’s like, “NO”. Amber could pull off his style so well.
Kinda sad when a woman admits that she allows a man to control her like that. I wonder if he tells her what to eat?
I barfed a little in my mouth
I barfed a little in your mouth too.
just joking. don’t hit me with that…!
Her body is so photoshopped. But her make up or something is terrible cause her face looks better in candids….
Anyway, it’s been a good year for her so happy birthday.
Where’d her ass and her boobs go. They photoshopped the hell out her in the first pic. We all know she’s not that slim. She’s short and curvy. Not tall and slim.
Nude color lipstick is not a good look. On anyone. No matter how many people try to make this happen. It is ghastly.
AMEN.
Good God, yes! Nobody had ever pulled off that look, and they never will.
This is what I don’t get about her, why does she feel the need to share that? Man, shut up already.
also, I’d like to point out TR is not in these pictures giving the thumbs up, which goes with my earlier statement of: he did not see them naked.
Her puffy mouth makes her look like Janice from the Muppets.
I wish she would go away. Far, far away. And take Kanye with her.
“North doesn’t typically wear pink, though. She wears mauve or blush, not, like, typical baby pink.”
Ok.
omg this!!! “typical baby pink”, that generic non-shade is for the peasants, “pretentious famewhore pink” is the only shade she and Nori and Kanye will be wearing. ugh, gag me.
OMG! I wish we were friends. I’m sure you would have me laughing day or night. Thanks for the best medicine on earth LAUGHTER..,,,
Lol
She is such a douchey liar.
A simple minded peasant.
i think her body is bangin’ when she dresses it right and doesn’t try so hard to be sexy. she’s an attention whore but i think she’s pretty harmless, and I believe that she doesn’t do drugs or drink that much. she’s not my favorite celebrity but i don’t think she’s as evil as a lot of people make her out to be.
that being said, her (current) face is starting to morph into kris’s (current) face and that’s disappointing.
The sad thing is that when I see Kris’s face, I have to begrudgingly admit that she doesn’t look bad for her age. But Kim, at 33, should not look like a 57 year old woman. But, yeah, they are starting to look like twinsies in the face.
I don’t get why people love to “shorten” Khloe so much????
ITA she looks good but not to happy. I hope not postpart happy b’day
I don’t think they shorten khloe as much as they lengthen the hell out of the other 2. Kim and kourtney are short and stumpy but these pics make them look long and lean.
I thought the same thing. Khloe is much taller than the two of them, yet in many of their group promo shots they’re suspiciously even height, despite the fact that she’s wearing skyscraper heels too! Smh. Let Khloe’s height be great!
Atkins is great to shed quick weight and screw up your system, that’s about it. Her face is jacked, her light nails make her hands look really dirty & the “no exercise” is probably why she doesn’t look like Waity Kate yet.
He tells me when I don’t look good & I trust him – joke’s on you, girlfriend.
First of all, she has clearly been exercising a TON because her legs are toned. I don’t know, can you Photoshop tone into legs? Maybe a talented artist could.
Second, Khloe looks bangin’ in that red dress.
I believe you can. They’ve been able to sculpt an ab-like appearance on some celebrities as well as adding a shine to their arms to enhance the muscles of the arms.
When I take my spectacles off it’s like the best photoshop ever, and it’s free.
I’m one incredibly gorgeous indistinct outline.
Now I just need to find a boyfriend with equally poor vision…
‘today I will give her the benefit of the doubt and say that in candid photos, you can see that she’s lost most but not all of the baby weight and that she looks really good’
this from the same site that preaches an anti-body shaming message. O-kay…
She doesn’t wear typical baby pink? Is she serious? She’s grasping for anything to keep in the spotlight. These photos are a joke! Her legs look plastic. They’re never going away, are they?
In that one twit pic of her in the white bathing suit her butt looked perfectly round. A large bottom doesn’t look that round and pert without a lot of exercise, or it’s fake. One or the other Kim. Tell the truth.
Her cellulite was also missing from the twit picture as well. Very much Photoshopped.
Michael K said when she was putting her big ass in the suit he was surprised she didn’t ricochet herself into her neighbors back yard. 😀
is that an outline of what she was photoshopped from in the picture with the three of them?? If you look to the left of Kimmode you can see a faint line…….
I see that too. Also, since when are Khloe, Kourtney, and Kim almost the same height? Photoshop has become so damn ridiculous. It should be banned.
You are right.That is where her butt really was.
The articles on this bimbo are becoming nauseating. She is a LIAR, everything she says is suspect. Of course she had lipo, probably a tummy tuck. Biggest secret is photoshop, cause she doesn’t look like this and never will again. I do believe she doesn’t work out, I think she and Khloe both get papped walking into the gym and then they probably walk right through and back to their cars.
Ha ha 🙂 That was really funny 🙂
Or sit around drink sodas, text, tweet more bullshit, burn time and freshen up for paps.
Looks like her thighs have migrated to her rump!
Bruce Jenner is transforming into a woman and Kim is transforming into Bruce. She’s getting his old face. Lay off the tweaking.
Well, if Kanye was the one styling Kim while she was pregnant…and he tells her “that doesn’t look good”…I’d keep it on…cause the man has taste up his arse!
Her comments aren’t helping Kanye’s “fashion career”…that’s for sure. I also love show she talks as if Nori dresses herself ! Nori doesn’t wear peasant pink…jeez ! LOL.
Kourtney is the prettiest. Seriously what is wrong with Kim’s face?
anytime one of their mouths is moving they’re lying. Kim’s obviously worked out it took her about 8 months to gain that weight and the baby is 4.5 months old. it’s obvious she’s had lipo suction and lipo sculpting to give the appearance of losing weight
I saw a few minutes of a rerun of “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” last night and there is no way in hell Kim didn’t have a ton of work done to her face before and during her pregnancy. She looks like a different person.
Also: I have never understood how the media touts these women as so “curvy” and “sexy” and then takes their bodies and photoshops the hell out of them after every photoshoot they have. The picture with all three of them looks like a cartoon.
I see what people were saying about her nose now with these pictures. For sure had it done again with surgery. That is a Jackson nose right there if I’ve ever seen one.
God! Reruns? We will never get rid of these low life grifters. Especially so thanks to Kayne’s dumb ass…
Kim should have worn more lip colour. Those nude lips look like they’re sunk in on her face, making her look even weirder.
Her face is ruined. It’s good that her cheeks don’t look as ballooned up in these pics.
Kourtney is the prettiest. Pretty sure she’s had plastic surgery, too, but she seems to know when to stop and when to tweak a bit, never going overboard. She still looks very natural.
Does anyone know how well their “ahem” lines actual sell at Sears and other outlets – I never read about any actual sales figures? She never works out because she probably is too lazy and hires someone as a stand-in. Everything about her is fake, so why not fake work-outs?
I don’t know but out of curiosity the other day I tried on a pair of their jeans. They were made of the worst, cheap stretchy material and the fly wouldn’t stay up. For that they wanted AU$80, I could barely believe my eyes.
She should get a job with the government, she lies as much they do.
I can’t imagine leaving my newborn and flying halway across the world for no good reason. I cried the first day I went back to work and couldn’t wait to get back and see my baby at the end of the day. She is so selfish. I didn’t leave her overnight with someone else until she was over a year old. I missed her soooo much.
Well she should not have to work out much. Lipo and diet pills work wonders on women’s bodies to help them lose the baby weight
On another note, is Terry Richardson the only photographer that gets work? Ever?
Everyone should know by now that whenever a Kardashian opens their mouth a lie come fluttering out. They all are liars. I don’t believe a word she says ever. Boy she looks old for 33 and with all that face fixing you would think she would look a little younger. Does she realize that she is now 12 years older than the 21 year olds going to the clubs? When I was 21 I thought of 33 as ancient (now I think it is still young!). Why would anyone that age give to two snaps for her? She is so yesterday.
Why didn’t they Photoshop out her mustache? Also, pretty hilarious they made Kourtney look the fattest out of the three.
How bad is it that I thought that was her wax figure from Madame Tussaud’s?
Wait–wait– That last photo is from Terry Richardson but it doesn’t look revolting and skanky?
Huh. Pimp Mama Kris is good for something after all. “Back in your sleaze-cage, peon! In this family, we film our own porn. You, however, shall only take glamour shots.”
Sooo….it crushed her to hear all the negative talk about her body/styling when pregnant yet she trusts kanye’s opinion and lets him play barbie doll with her? I’m confused…I don’t think most people were taking digs because she was pregnant, it was because she was styled like a joke…
So, logic would conclude she was destroyed because she let herself be styled like a complete idiot, but still trusts the guy who made those decisions. Its almost like kanye likes this whole set up…
Funny thing, if her fat ass would really exercise she would see losing inches and gaining muscle would make her slimmer. Not eating doesn’t do it. It’s diet and exercise. Real exercise where your running or doing a cardio class in a club. Tracey Anderson will teach her to starve.
And she’s that insecure in her clothing choices to ask Kanye??? He can’t dress her. She needs a real stylist who will tell her, this is what you wear to lool slimmer not this.
every time i see her, her nose is smaller
smaller isnt always better
I noticed her new nose too. Khloe’s nose also looks smaller.
Khloe needed a nose job.
@Hautie: YES! She needs to stop trying to copy JLo. JLo does not look good. Nude lipstick is deadening. And the funny “serious” face is so desperate – just like JLo!
@Photoshop: that right leg is NOT even structurally sound.
And, yeah, I believe this trick hasn’t exercised a whole lot. It shows. Always has. We have eyes. And brains.
Compare her thighs in the first and second pictures! Holy photoshop! How embarrassing! 😆
Kim and Kanye are engaged. He asked her on her birthday. She said yes. She is wearing a ring.
I guess a lot of people were wrong. Anyway..congrats. They have a family together so good luck