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		<title>By: frewtloop</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 00:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All of the above... She&#039;s a self serving asshole really.

I&#039;m wondering what procedure she had done to tighten her jaw line. A few years ago it was noticibly baggy but now its nice and taut. S-lift perhaps?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All of the above&#8230; She&#8217;s a self serving asshole really.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m wondering what procedure she had done to tighten her jaw line. A few years ago it was noticibly baggy but now its nice and taut. S-lift perhaps?
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		<title>By: Carol</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 21:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Geriatric Jazzercise Barbie&quot;

I kinda like Madonna as a performer and I saw her last concert, she was great, but that is some funny shit right there.  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Geriatric Jazzercise Barbie&#8221;</p>
<p>I kinda like Madonna as a performer and I saw her last concert, she was great, but that is some funny shit right there.  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Ceenitall</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ceenitall</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Geriatric Jazzercise Barbie.... 
Do they sell those on ebay?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Geriatric Jazzercise Barbie&#8230;.<br />
Do they sell those on ebay?
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		<title>By: celebitchy</title>
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		<dc:creator>celebitchy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, this is the proof that Madonna is just living in LaLaLand, where petty things like basic security dosen&#039;t exist.

I kinda remember all the people who cheered her for adopting an African &quot;orphan&quot;. Of course, David got a better life as a rich girl&#039;s living doll but I don&#039;t think it would be a big achievement of him to die in an expensive car wreck.

From a dirt-poor vilage in Africa to an ejection from a 100K$+ SUV due to lack of proper safety measures during an accident. Talk about an opportunity!
Toubrouk &#124; 03.10.07 - 12:24 pm &#124;  #

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&quot;From a dirt-poor vilage in Africa to an ejection from a 100K$+ SUV due to lack of proper safety measures during an accident. Talk about an opportunity!&quot;

Hahahahahahahahaha! You are too funny and TOO right!
SillyWilly &#124; 03.10.07 - 12:51 pm &#124;  #

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Yes, I am oh so sadly right...
:D
Toubrouk &#124; 03.10.07 - 4:52 pm &#124;  #

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, this is the proof that Madonna is just living in LaLaLand, where petty things like basic security dosen&#8217;t exist.</p>
<p>I kinda remember all the people who cheered her for adopting an African &#8220;orphan&#8221;. Of course, David got a better life as a rich girl&#8217;s living doll but I don&#8217;t think it would be a big achievement of him to die in an expensive car wreck.</p>
<p>From a dirt-poor vilage in Africa to an ejection from a 100K$+ SUV due to lack of proper safety measures during an accident. Talk about an opportunity!<br />
Toubrouk | 03.10.07 &#8211; 12:24 pm |  #</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>&#8220;From a dirt-poor vilage in Africa to an ejection from a 100K$+ SUV due to lack of proper safety measures during an accident. Talk about an opportunity!&#8221;</p>
<p>Hahahahahahahahaha! You are too funny and TOO right!<br />
SillyWilly | 03.10.07 &#8211; 12:51 pm |  #</p>
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<p>Yes, I am oh so sadly right&#8230; <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Toubrouk | 03.10.07 &#8211; 4:52 pm |  #</p>
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		<title>By: Action</title>
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		<dc:creator>Action</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maigirl, I agree (Who would have thought? ;)).  It&#039;s all about attention.  And obviously she must think she&#039;s really special since common safety rules don&#039;t apply to her.  Why wouldn&#039;t she want to protect her children and put them in a car seat?  She&#039;s honestly stupid if she thinks nothing will happen to them if they get into an accident.  Or she&#039;s so delusional that she thinks she&#039;ll live forever (and so will her kids).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maigirl, I agree (Who would have thought? <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> ).  It&#8217;s all about attention.  And obviously she must think she&#8217;s really special since common safety rules don&#8217;t apply to her.  Why wouldn&#8217;t she want to protect her children and put them in a car seat?  She&#8217;s honestly stupid if she thinks nothing will happen to them if they get into an accident.  Or she&#8217;s so delusional that she thinks she&#8217;ll live forever (and so will her kids).
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		<title>By: countrybabe</title>
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		<dc:creator>countrybabe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 15:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She looks there as if she&#039;s faking it and can&#039;t relate to any child.  Can you imagine what it&#039;s going to be like her trying to relate to a black child as he grows?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She looks there as if she&#8217;s faking it and can&#8217;t relate to any child.  Can you imagine what it&#8217;s going to be like her trying to relate to a black child as he grows?
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		<title>By: celebitchy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 23:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her Madgesty is oblivious to what caring for a child is all about. That woman needs to get a reality check.
Mr. T &#124; 03.09.07 - 2:25 pm &#124; #

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I can&#039;t stand this woman. She is the original fame whore. The only reason she even adopted this baby is because Angelina got so much attention for adopting her brood, and Madonna is trying to milk every last bit of relevence she can. She&#039;s so tired. Ever since she began touring dressed like Geriatric Jazzercise Barbie, I&#039;ve been waiting for the fourth horseman of the apocalypse.
MaiGirl &#124; 03.09.07 - 8:45 pm &#124; #

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Someone sit her bony peri menopausal ass down and make her watch the film &quot;Fearless&quot;. There is no way you can maintain your hold on a child in a crash. None. Even the little red string on her wrist won&#039;t help.
Breederina &#124; 03.10.07 - 12:33 am &#124; #

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her Madgesty is oblivious to what caring for a child is all about. That woman needs to get a reality check.<br />
Mr. T | 03.09.07 &#8211; 2:25 pm | #</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t stand this woman. She is the original fame whore. The only reason she even adopted this baby is because Angelina got so much attention for adopting her brood, and Madonna is trying to milk every last bit of relevence she can. She&#8217;s so tired. Ever since she began touring dressed like Geriatric Jazzercise Barbie, I&#8217;ve been waiting for the fourth horseman of the apocalypse.<br />
MaiGirl | 03.09.07 &#8211; 8:45 pm | #</p>
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<p>Someone sit her bony peri menopausal ass down and make her watch the film &#8220;Fearless&#8221;. There is no way you can maintain your hold on a child in a crash. None. Even the little red string on her wrist won&#8217;t help.<br />
Breederina | 03.10.07 &#8211; 12:33 am | #</p>
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