This is kind of blah story, but here you go. Kim Kardashian posted this photo on her Instagram with the message “Work Day.” Because “work” for Kim is pouring herself into clothes that don’t fit and having her hair and makeup professionally done so she can do a photoshoot… for what, exactly? God knows. All of the nice, mainstream outlets are gushing about how Kim has lost the baby weight and “she’s showing off her waist”. Imagine how great she would look if the clothes actually fit, though. This reminds me of Kim’s early pregnancy style, like in those few months before we knew she was pregnant. Remember when her size 4 was spilling out of her awful crop tops and too-tight skirts? Get ready for more of that.
Yesterday’s was Kris Jenner’s birthday. Lucifer’s Homegirl turned 58 in human years, which means it’s almost time for her evil soul to find another host body to enter. Soon, my pretties. SOON. Speaking of, Kim wished her mom a happy b-day on several social media platforms. Let’s see… on Instagram, Kim wrote: “Happy birthday to my fabulous mom! You are my best friend, the strongest person I know, you love so hard & are the most supportive woman on the planet! I hope today is filled with lots of love & joy! I LOVE YOU.” Kim also posted a message on her blog:
“Happy birthday to my mom, momager, and my best friend! You are the strongest woman I know and you inspire me every single day. I am so thankful for you and love you more than I can ever tell you. I am blessed to have someone like you as a mother…you love and support so unconditionally. You are so beautiful, inside and out. I have learned so much from you, and still do. Happy birthday, mom!”
Gawd, such sucking up. No wonder Kim is Kris’s favorite child.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Kim’s Instagram.
Urgh.
Yup
Hey, pmk. Carol brady called. She wants her frock back.
that small gap she has between her lips in the middle (last pic) is really gross. she tries to market herself as the ideal beauty but she isn’t gorgeous or exquisite. her beauty already peaked in 06-07 and even then she didn’t have a fine face.
Another day, another picture of a cheap, too small dress. Yawn.
+1
But she’s so much more private now, didn’t you know? 😉
More private = no butt shot in this picture.
7lb. sausage in a 4lb. bag
Lol omg too funny, love it
what i will never understand is how a woman who hated her ethnic looks (look at her old pics) and did everything she could to erase it from her face, how she had a baby with a man of color. in all honesty do these women pass their insecurities to their children? do they love their children completely? how can you love your kids if you couldn’t love yourself?
Blarf.
She looks a lot like Ciara in the first one? I dunno man, I wanna get behind her new look but she looks like everyone but herself (Ciara, Beyonce). She was actually quite pretty before so I don’t get it.
Something nice – I actually like her hair.
I kind of do, too. Especially in the white dress picture.
Everything Kim does is budget.
Best Part of this article?!:
“Lucifer’s Homegirl turned 58 in human years”
…”which means it’s almost time for her evil soul to find another host body to enter. Soon, my pretties. SOON. ”
Bahahaha you kill me, Kaiser.
LMFAO. +1,000!!
Totally laughed out loud on that one.
Ooooh, the shade of it all!!!
severe. BEST part
hahaha that made my day! and now I’m always going to think of “which means it’s almost time for her evil soul to find another host body to enter. Soon, my pretties. SOON. ”
Every time I see her I’ll think of that! xD
Well, can’t fault her for loving her mom, devil or not. It is her mom after all.
Yes, one can love a manipulative harridan when that is all one has ever known. Also, Kim would have never had her “fame” without her mother’s relentless machinations, so I suppose she feels she owes her something.
Did you see how her sister Kylie won the contest for Most Instagram Selfies? 450.
These people are so f*cking self-obsessed and have no hobbies, apparently. Do they even have real jobs? How do you find the time to post that many pictures of yourself?
She’s a high school dropout, right?
Indeed.
Nah, Kim finished high school….. surprisingly, I guess.
I think they meant Kylie is a drop-out, which means ho school work, and lots of time for selfies.
So, she’s transformed into JLo now?
I thought so too. I do like her hair. Mine is dark and I’ve been thinking of highlights. I sort of like Khloe’s better.
Kim, please do pilates. Make sure you’ve got It before you try to flaunt It.
Real exercise works wonders
Atkins diet…pfft! Kim is a jelly doughnut away from busting that top!
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If she just wore clothes that fit, that’d solve 98% of her problems…
Fashion problems anyway.
I can’t see her waist due to the POP UP AD.
That skirt is way way way too tight. At least 2 sizes too small. But hey, at least she got it buttoned, right?! I honestly think she looks really good right now, but this excruciatingly small skirt is just a no. I don’t know how she can even breathe.
I know, right? I hope, that if that button were to pop, she’d be outside and not many people around. Imagine the damage and injuries that could be caused by that thing ricocheting around the room at warp speed!! (o;
She is so tiring. Come on woman you are now 33 and some one’s mother. Start acting like an adult and not a teenager. She is budget no matter how you look at her and she is also phony from her head to her camel toes. It is time for PMK to retire her worn out Kardashian girls to start to think about the Jenner girls. Kendall is where the money is today unless she takes the same track as Kimmode, and then she will be all used up by 25. And yes both Kendall and Kylie dropped out of school to work on their “careers”. Sad isn’t it. None of these people offer anything to anyone other than the “look at me” aspect of a very sick celebrity world. Do they ever do anything nice for anyone who is not related to them or is it always about the money for them? They are a sad lot and society is even sadder for making them millions of dollars for actually nothing.
Always the cheap hooker look. All the $ in the world can’t buy class.
+10,000!! You hit the nail on the head!
Yeah, and this is the way to live a “private life.”
Cheap, trashy and tacky. Typical Kardashian style, no surprise.
Sorry to sound old-fashioned but she needs some serious underpinnings!
Mmmm I know I’m about to sound like an idiot but I’ve got to ask….what are underpinnings?
Never heard of that term.
Are all the Kardashians Scorpios? That explains a lot.
Kim, YOU HAVE NO TORSO. You’re SHORT! Please quit pretending you have the body of a woman that is at least 5 inches taller than you-you are doing yourself no favors and you look stumpy.
Jaysus-this woman has access to all kind of designers and clothes, why can’t she find something that flatters the body she has? She has a great body for all kinds of looks, but she never seems to be able to find clothes for it. Or maybe she does but she’s delusional.
Plus, she is engaged to the self-proclaimed, foremost, fashion design genius that has ever lived. How can she possibly be a fashion fail?
ITA!
She has a muffin top because her clothes are too smile. Her face is getting scary-looking, so frozen, like there is no emotion, feeling or any mouvement in it, like a plastic doll. I can’t wait to see her at 40 LOL, her face will be unrecognizable and ruined with all these procedures.
And no, I can’t blame her for loving her Mom, she is her Mom after all. And her Mom being a Scorpio explains a lot (I have a Scorpio Mom), they lash out (sting like a scorpio can), protect their kids no matter what and they actually don’t care AT ALL what others think of if others like them . See Julia Roberts, another don’t-care-if-you-like-me Scorpio and Demi Moore who doesn’t care if others think her teen-like behavior is ridiculous. Scorpios are water signs and criticism washes down them water and they come out stinging.
Work? Sure girl! Hiding out in PMK’s house raiding Kendall and Kylie’s closets for crop tops, isn’t really ‘work’ imo. Unfortunately, their will never be a cure for Kim’s narcissism and low self-esteem. We will be subjected to her tired and tacky ass selfies for years to come.
I think we needed this after that heart wrenching Denise Richards post. We read gossip to be reminded what is truly stupid and pointless in the world. Kim K? Check.
Why are her clothes always way too small AND so cheap-looking?
They’re tight because she buys them several sizes too small, and they look cheap because she (or Kanye) “deconstructs” them. For example, the hideous dress she wore on Leno was actually a gorgeous runway dress from Dolce & Gabbana. She tore out the cream silk lining and wore the visible black bra and granny panties underneath. Classy! D&G are probably still throwing up as we speak. Only Kardashian could make a beautiful well-made designer dress look like one of her “kreations” from Sears.
How can someone dress so poorly so consistently. I would think that she might look good just once or twice of by accident. Ugh.
I read something this morning that cracked me up… and it really does make a lot of sense…
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2013-11-07/news/kanye-west-kim-kardashian-wedding/
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“Get ready, Kanye. Your reality-star baby mama is going to suck the life out of you and clean out all the megamillions from your bank accounts. When she’s done, Kim is going to move on to the next one. We’re gonna have to put Yeezy on suicide watch.
When it comes to staying married, Kardashian isn’t exactly the type to stick around “till death do us part.” Hell, she couldn’t stay married for more than 72 days…..
All these Kardashian women are bad news for the men they marry. Bruce Jenner had his man card ripped to shreds by his soon-to-be-ex-wife Kris, Kim’s mom….”
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Dang. I bet Luther is off the Christmas card list this year! 🙂
So when is the big wedding? I can hardly wait to see the wedding dress that Kanye is going to wear!!! ha ha
Looks like she got her lips done. Last week her top lip was almost natural looking but now it’s back to Kardashian proportions.
Yeah, what the f*ck has she done to the area above her upper lip? Or did she shorten her nose? WTF? She has that plastic, “doughy” look that women twice her age have after too much surgery and fillers. Doesn’t really matter what your body looks like if your face is horrid.
Ha!
How lucky is she to call what she does “work”. Also, does she have a stylist other than kanye? She must know the criticism she gets about wearing clothes that are 2 sizes too small yet she continues to do it…maybe for attention. I’m surprised she’s still rocking the blonde hair, she usually gets tired of things quickly lol…I guess she can change the color when Kanye tells her to. I still can’t believe she is a mother…maybe that’s because we haven’t seen even one pic of her holding her child…very strange. Even Beyonce put pics of her holding her daughter out there and she’s a lot more private than Kim. What gives? Or are they saving those shots for the next season of KUWTK?
I think she does it because, she would rather look bad in ill fitting clothes than actually wear her correct size. Because if she did wear her correct size the number on the tag might be ….dare I say…. a 6-8!!?? : O the horrrrorrrrr! haha which just shows how incredibly illogical and stupid she is. AND it shows how superficial she is because she lets a number on a tag run her life!
She is very superficial. We all are to a degree, but she is so far beyond what is considered a normal amount of vanity. I saw her show the other night and she was worried the color of the baby stroller she bought but not match her baby’s complexion ! Can you believe that?! Scott was like “the baby is going to be black” and Kim replied “she will be a variation of skin tones”. LOL wow that says it all. First of all it shouldn’t matter what the baby’s skin color is and second why on earth do you need to match your baby’s skin tone to a damn baby stroller ??? Wierd.
Oh my God – I am getting so tired of hearing each of them describe each other as loving so “hard “. Evil mother has described Khloe as loving so “hard” when it comes to Lamar; Kim has been described as loving so “hard”, and now Kim is describing that mess of a mother as loving “hard. What the hell does that mean? Does that mean they love people more than we do because they love “hard “? It’s so stupid – they need to find new catchphrases – or they need a thesaurus or something…
My goodness… I think most adjectives have been used on this piece of trash! I think it’s so appropriate that her favorite song, is one about loving someone when they get old!! We can wait her out! Lol :-)i
Didn’t Kimmode used to have an filled upper lip? Now it looks like she has a mustache. Oh. Wait, it Movember. Go Kimmode!!!
LIke too many young female celebrities, Kim dresses with the least amount of coverage possible. As if we have to see her nude to think she is beautiful. I don’t get this trend at all.
And, where is this baby? Why is the baby hidden away? Is there a baby? We have seen NO pictures of the baby.
The baby North must be sequestered away gazing up at PMK manic face all day long or her mothers pout. I can’t even imagine how horrible this life will be for this kid, no matter the money, fame, power. This is a truly dysfunctional maternal family and the dad? Mr. Fame Whore himself who punches photographers? Kanye is all live massive ego, just like Kim. This kid has no chance.
And why exactly do you need to see pictures of her baby? Why is the baby’s private life your business?
I want to strangle Kris Evil Pimp Momma for wearing Valentino ALL of the time. WTH? I know Valentino are not giving the dresses to you for free, but please… stop selling to that woman. She is ruining fashion for us. Even if I can’t afford to buy it myself, at least I would like to see it worn by pleasant people.
Wonder what that green screen is for? Are they going to photoshop Kanye and the baby on her arm? Or does the green bounce life better off of Kimmode’s plastic face and thus make photoshop quicker?
She obviously wasn’t too bothered by what people said about her choice in clothing while she was pregnant. Kim Tardashian is still wearing clothing incredibly too small. She’s going to exhale and buttons, the duct tape, and iron holding that dress on her body will explode.
She looks like Jlo in that first pic.
But, but, but – I thought she was marrying her best friend?!?
In other news- she actually looks nice in the white dress although I’m not sure how she can sit down in it. The black one is ok as much as I can see of it.
Why do people need to do this stuff for everyone to see? I can’t stand when my “friends” feel the need to tell their husbands and boyfriends how much they love them on facebook. I do it in person. I don’t need all of facebook to know how great our relationship is (or isn’t really). It reaks of desperation.
Because it’s a big fake performance like her entire life. Everything she does and says is staged for the camera and she and her crazy mother are determined to project their version of a “loving” family. It’s a parody of actual human emotion and frankly repulsive.
I feel like Kim is morfing into J.Lo. I did a double take!