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	<title>Comments on: Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s dad gets out of jail today, she&#8217;ll cope with vodka-flavored water</title>
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<dc:creator>gg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Also, how stupid does Cisco the kid look with his eyes about 1&quot; apart and that awful mustache and hair?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Also, how stupid does Cisco the kid look with his eyes about 1&#8243; apart and that awful mustache and hair?
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<dc:creator>gg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw Michael Lohan on ET last night, making his first call to his precious daughter, ON CAMERA, like the media whore he is.  He is SO EMBARRASSING!  

Also, I&#039;m waiting for LL&#039;s hair to break off from all the drastic hair color changes and extensions.  When will these young floozies learn about hair care??  Somebody (an actual hairdresser!) when I was 20, bleached my hair from dyed dark brown, just once, and it damn near melted off.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw Michael Lohan on ET last night, making his first call to his precious daughter, ON CAMERA, like the media whore he is.  He is SO EMBARRASSING!  </p>
<p>Also, I&#8217;m waiting for LL&#8217;s hair to break off from all the drastic hair color changes and extensions.  When will these young floozies learn about hair care??  Somebody (an actual hairdresser!) when I was 20, bleached my hair from dyed dark brown, just once, and it damn near melted off.
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		<title>By: celebitchy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow she really IS an alchoholic. I took all the rumours with a grain of salt but that vodka in the water bottle trick - you don&#039;t do that unless you&#039;ve something to hide
xiaoecho &#124; 03.13.07 - 8:36 pm &#124; # 

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow she really IS an alchoholic. I took all the rumours with a grain of salt but that vodka in the water bottle trick &#8211; you don&#8217;t do that unless you&#8217;ve something to hide<br />
xiaoecho | 03.13.07 &#8211; 8:36 pm | # </p>
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		<title>By: m.a.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 18:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Geez! You&#039;d think that someone with the amount of money and access to WHATEVER they want that she has could find something besides drinking and partying to do. Sure, that&#039;s fun and all(especially when you&#039;re younger) but when it could actually ruin your life, you should probably stop. Yeah lindsey, your family is screwed up. Whose isn&#039;t? Deal with it and stop being such a messed up loser before people stop giving you chances.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Geez! You&#8217;d think that someone with the amount of money and access to WHATEVER they want that she has could find something besides drinking and partying to do. Sure, that&#8217;s fun and all(especially when you&#8217;re younger) but when it could actually ruin your life, you should probably stop. Yeah lindsey, your family is screwed up. Whose isn&#8217;t? Deal with it and stop being such a messed up loser before people stop giving you chances.
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		<title>By: Fabiola Thing</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fabiola Thing</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 16:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s packing on the pounds as well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s packing on the pounds as well.
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		<title>By: Toubrouk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Toubrouk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am still amazed that she can find work in Tinsel Town with suck poor work ethics.

I guess she will make a &quot;Tom Cruise&quot; of herself soon and will be discarded.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am still amazed that she can find work in Tinsel Town with suck poor work ethics.</p>
<p>I guess she will make a &#8220;Tom Cruise&#8221; of herself soon and will be discarded.
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