I can probably safely speak for all of us when stating that very few people (other than teenage girls) wanted to think of Justin “Swaggy Adult” Bieber doing the wild thing with another human being. Sadly it was inevitable that Bieber would get lucky with chicks. He did date Selena Gomez for over a year, and he’s had groupies at his disposal in the aftermath. Most recently he was caught not-so-stealthily sneaking out of a Brazilian brothel.
That wasn’t all he did in Brazil. As revealed by CB last week, Biebs found himself in the company of a “lady” who decided to show off her innocently snoozing conquest in this YouTube video:
The woman’s name is Tati Neves, who is a 27-year-old Brazilian “model” and “bodybuilder.” Tati claims to not have been paid by Bieber for her company, but she doesn’t mind talking to the press about her amazing night with the Biebs:
The credentials: “Take it from me, he’s well endowed — and very good in bed. A man must know what to do to make me happy — Justin did all that and more. It was one of the best moments in my life. It was marvelous and unforgettable. He has quite a fit body and he looked great naked.”
They met at a “nightclub”:“He moved in close and nuzzled into my neck, then kissed me gently just below my ear. He only had eyes for me. He said, ‘Mmm, I’d love to see you in a bikini.'”
Tati is so private: “The video was just for her eyes only. I am really angry with her.”
Beyond the obvious grossness of this tale, Tati can prove that she at least met Justin in Rio. Notice that Bieber’s camp has not stepped in to deny this story except to tell TMZ that Justin is “completely creeped out by the video and is disappointed that he now has to defend himself against false hooker claims.” In the wake of Tati’s subsequent claims of Biebs’ manhood, Justin’s team hasn’t said anything further. That part makes him look good!
I can’t say whether this woman was compensated. At the very least she has questionable taste. I mean … we’ve seen what Justin looks like from behind. He’s gotten slightly more ripped since then, but he’s no Dwayne Johnson. Is Biebs “well endowed“? Hopefully we’ll never know. Conclusion? Bieber slept with a groupie (paid or unpaid) who’s trying to make bank by talking about his “massive” wang.
*vom*
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN
Ewww. Why did I just read that?
Having sex with Bieber is probably like having sex with a girl with a penis.
No one is buying that well endowed BS either. I bet Selena Gomez got a good laugh at that one.
As a woman with a girlfriend, I find this insulting–have sex with a woman with a simulated penis is faaaaaaar better than sex with Bieber would ever. Ever. Ever. Be.
@V4Real: That comment was both homophobic and transphobic.
Please learn how to comprehend a comment before you respond to it. I meant Bieber looks like a girl.
Or is it like what@ veeeerytas said, some folks just go looking to start arguments.
Girl got paid to say that.
I heard the ladies on The Talk discussing this and I thought the same thing. She was $$$$$$
Yup. I read on Dlisted there was another girl that came forward and said he was average. Plus they left out how he cried afterwards.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wonder how much he had to pay her to lie?
Annnnd the cheque is in the mail.
That was going to be my input – VOM.
*throws up*
Miley got naked on a wrecking ball & twerked on a stage, the Biebs payed a girl to talk about how good he is in bed. Same, same.
The only things he’s well endowed with is money and arrogance.
Overkill!
He might be well-endowed, but I laughed when I heard the claim he was good in bed. There’s a certain sort of guy who’s both an asshole and still worth sleeping with, but Bieber’s not that type. He’s 19, has probably never been with a woman who was willing to be honest with him about his performance in his entire life, and is too lazy to walk from Point A to Point B. That’s not the making of a good lover.
Now that I think of it, I believe that every single kiss and tell about a celebrity I’ve read has been flattering, even in cases where the guy in question really didn’t want the information to come out. Maybe it’s just too embarrassing to admit that your celebrity conquest wasn’t even that fun?
Gross!
LOL! She’s not even a good liar, come on…
Does anyone remember Mariah Yeater? That girl from a couple years back that claimed to be impregnated by The Biebs? Everyone at that time couldn’t believe the story because he seemed to still have an innocence about him and the media did everything in their will power to discredit the girl, but Justin refused to submit to a paternity test and then went on to harass her on twitter about how she is never going to see his money. I always thought there was some truth to that story, it may have not been his child, but this child is DUMB! I’m sure he slept with her and seeing how he is now, we wouldn’t doubt Mariah’s credibility anymore.
I remember that. I still think that’s his baby. She just dropped off the face of the earth. That usually doesn’t happen unless money is involved.
i dont believe it. For one thing, Yeater sounded like she was writing really bad fanfiction. Also, at the time, he was hovered over constantly by his handlers. I think he did do the DNA test, or the real father did, or something. But yeah, if this story came out today i would not be raising an eyebrow.
I guess looking like a pre-pubescent douche wallet is attractive?
Emphasis on the “wallet” part
Ew, I say BS, he has the body of a 12 year old. No matter how much he works out, he looks like a wee boy. I say this is Justin’s camp ing to think of him as a stud, to elevate him to the next phase of his career. Those tweens are going to move on and his camp knows it. And most adults are not into his music or hir ridiculous ego. Dude always looks like a short girlie-boy not a man!! I think JB and his people know his star is fading.
You can tell he has a 5’4″ height limit on his backup dancers! No way it was just a coincidence that all of his dancers are shorter than him.
She is 27 years old!??!?! He looks like a teenager still, what a creaper if she slept with him without being paid!!!
I just threw up in my own mouth.
“He’s well-endowed, good in bed, and looks good naked.”
Doubt it, EWW, and bucket full o’ lies
She’s not a prostitute – she just works in PR. Easy mistake to make.
bwahaha!! Ouch
No doubt he paid her well for that review
He is so physically unappealing to me and non-sexual. And this comes from a woman who had posters of Duran Duran on her walls.
Hey, what’s with the Duran Duran shade? I, too, had posters of them on my walls during my preteen and teen years, thank you very much.
And even with all that makeup they still looked more masculine than Beaver ever will.
😛
I was in love with Nick Rhodes. No shame here.
Eve, I LOVED them. They were the first to get my teen hormones flowing. I saw them in 1984 at the Garden. John Taylor was a beautiful man. I just compare Nick Rhodes (my favorite, who wore more makeup than I ever did) to this punk kid; the latter is just a few years younger. So unattractive. But now my tastes move more towards Lenny Kravitz and Ewan MacGregor. Oh, well….
P.S. Saw Duran twice over the past few years and they put on an excellent show. Also saw Psychedelic Furs last summer, and Simple Minds a few weeks ago. They were great too!! I was really surprised.
Aww…I’ve never had the chance them performing live — you’re lucky.
I can’t believe you both liked Nick Rhodes — he was my favourite, too. Although I had a (secret) crush on the “arrogant John Taylor” (that’s how I called him back then).
John Taylor was a cocky bastard! He was a surprisingly good bassist though. Now I must listen to “Planet Earth….” Have a great day!! 😉
http://paulaacton.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/john-taylor-hat.jpg
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Eeeeeew!!!!
I will never, ever believe Bieber is packing anything more than a 2 inch pecker.
Agreed!! This is common sense and basic physics of anatomy. No way a man as short and slight as Bieber is has got a large penis, or even “average”. I would imagine he’s proportional, which would mean a small penis to go with his small frame.
Hey, that’s what all my friends say about me when I bake them pot brownies! Twinsies!
Gross!!!
That’s not what the other prostitute said…
He was here in Buenos Aires last week. TOTAL DISASTER. Drugged out of his mind, supposedly got “food poisoning”, his bodyguards beat the hell out of a photographer, missed his own M&G, lip-synched through a few songs to end up cancelling his concert due to “not feeling well”, and there’s no ticked refound. People absolutely enraged about it. What’s new?
Hi!
I’m from Buenos Aires too.
Apart from what you said, his bodyguards brutally hit a photographer and destroyed his camera when exiting a local disco “INK”. The worst thing was when HE SWEPT THE FLOOR WITH THE ARGENTINA’S FLAG! Uncool, disrespectful! I hope he will never come back.
I read someone saying he kicked the Brazilian flag that had been thrown onto the stage when he was performing in Brazil.
Hi, Eve! This is the link for the news: http://www.minutouno.com/notas/304876-una-mas-justin-bieber-barrio-el-escenario-la-bandera-argentina (It’s in spanish, sorry!)
He is so, so, so hideous. And his personality is even worse than his face. I hope his team paid this woman very well. It’s one thing to provide sex in return for money. It’s another thing altogether to sell your dignity by claiming Baby Douche has any prowess at all. Blech.
He does not seem like he would be good in bed, and has zero sex appeal. He’s definitely not on my famous people I’d like to hook up with list. It’s hard to see anyone over the age of 14 seeing him as sexy. If he has ‘experience’, it’s because of his fame and money only.
Totally snorted at the “I’d like to see you in a bikini” part. Justin has no game.
Bleurgh. Why did I read this why did I read this why oh why did I read this?
Morbid curiosity.
And gluttony for punishment.
I don’t know what this woman’s angle is, but her story is complete bullish*t. NO WAY is this itty-bitty boy-man “well endowed” or “looks great naked”. No way.
“I would like to see you in a bikini” lol, I can’t believe some girls fall for that,worst pick up line ever…
Brazil, Canada apologizes for inflicting this narcissistic, talentless, snot-nosed little sock-puppet on you.
I don’t know. That whole video looks staged for me. It always was. Why Justin is wearing shirt? Why there is only one pillow and one blanket? Where was she suppose to sleep after they had sex? Who bring one pillow and one blanket for Justin to sleep under? Why he passed out immediately without sending her away? Where was she when he passed out? Was she laying next to him? Without pillow? Or they were together on that small pillow?
And most importantly – why is he WEARING SHIRT? I don’t think they had sex with his shirt on. He is so obsessed with his body that shirt would be the first one to go. So they had sex and then he put his shirt on and fell asleep? Like in all those PG-13 movies or tv shows? Where was she at that time? Dressing up or laying next to him naked and waiting while he would put his shirt on ?
That whole video does not make sense. And for me it looks like it was staged by Justin, that woman was payed to show it to world and then praise Biebers sex skills and his amazing genitals. We had too many stories lately about his manhood. And it all looks like he is obsessed to prove to world that he has big penis and creates all those stories. Kinda like some actors want to escape gay rumors so they have fake girlfriend every few months and sell to tabloids all those stories how they hook up another girl in the bar.
A massive wang on a 12 year old’s body.
*****VOM*****
Scooter Braun so totally paid her to say all of that. No way he could be great in bed because he’s too young, inexperienced and self-absorbed to know what to do with a female beyond the mechanics of what goes where.
The Bieberconda claims another willing victim XDDDD
Even if he does have a large wang *shudders*, still look at him as a 12 year old girl. He’s so feminine and tiny.