Well, it looks like Leonardo DiCaprio liked what he saw when he perused Miranda Kerr’s Photoshopped Instagram selfies. “Yes,” Leo thought to himself, “she has the tiniest little waist ever. I shall make her my girlfriend.” I imagine that this is the way Miranda thinks of herself as she’s editing her photos to make other models look bigger and make herself look smaller. Anyway, as we know, Miranda Kerr is a single lady (sort of) after separating from her husband Orlando Bloom. Miranda has been acting like a single lady for more than a year though, and it was around this time last year that there were many, many rumors about Miranda spending a lot of time with serial modelizer Leonardo DiCaprio. Those rumors cooled down for most of this year, but now here we are again:
Miranda Kerr and Leonardo DiCaprio were rumored to be getting friendly last year when Kerr was still married to DiCaprio pal Orlando Bloom. On Sunday night, Kerr and DiCaprio reunited over a group dinner at Sushisamba in the Palazzo Las Vegas. They joined pals including Swizz Beatz and Strategic Group co-founder Jason Strauss, but DiCaprio and Kerr sat at opposite ends of the table — good news for Leo’s current flame, Toni Garrn, who wasn’t there.
Toni Garrn wasn’t there? And Miranda and Leo were in a larger group? Yeah. Sounds like Leo and Miranda are hooking up again. I know many of you think that Leo wouldn’t go with a 30-year-old single mother/model, and while I agree that Leo would probably never make Miranda his “official” girlfriend, I think he would certainly hook up with her on the DL.
By the way, if you haven’t read the excerpt from Bobbie Brown’s rock-groupie memoir, please do so! She almost had sex with Leo (when he was 19 years old) and it’s pretty funny. Apparently, Leo is hung like a horse. Did you know that? I did not know that.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
They can have beautiful large headed babies together.
With forever lasting baby faces
Their heads look like marbles in a glass of water.
They should name them babies Toddler-Twat Jr and Toddler-Twat #2.
LOL!
I ‘m not a native speaker and i have to ask: Is ”hung like a horse” what i think it is? If it is then it explains why all these models want to be with him. Leo is not attractive anymore so there had to be another reason…
His penis is big.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
SHORT AND SWEET!!!
I bet his bank account is bigger and more attractive.
Doubting that big dick claim. It seems like the kind of thing we would long have heard about, given what a massive slut Leo is. Its more likely the teller of this tale is being smart and throwing in some flattery to keep Leo from suing. You can call a man just about anything and get away with it if you finish with “he has a big dong though”
I agree, KC.
“Leo was a fresh young thing, always surrounded by salivating chicken hawk Sugar Daddies, but he had a big dong though!” There, fixed it.
Ah, the sweet ring of truth.
I’ve actually heard this before, over at d-listed, I think
Well, I also read somewhere that they both do yoga, which must be just so very helpful when they do back-bends to blow smoke up one anothers’ over-rated asses.
I’m sure that if Leo is bored and had an itch that needs to be scratched he won’t mind browsing through a previous edition of the VS catalogue.
Haha, good one! And probably true, ugh!
Ugh. He is so GROSS.
why? because he wouldn’t do you?
LOL
No, he’s just gross. Bad fake tan, all of his features clustered in the middle of his face, beady eyes. Great actor but I don’t care how many models he fucks, he’s not physically attractive.
yeah yeah sure, except that if he went to see you during a party or whatever and talked to you like he probably does with all the other girls, you’d just act like all those other girls. you can deny it all you want but eh we all know how it would go.
so cynical, F!
maybe she thinks his ORANGE foundation look cheap
not cynical, i just think all this bullshit about this dude being gross or what not is ridiculous. did he ever pretend to be sth else than a guy who wants to f-ck as many models as he could while he could? did he ever say that all he ever wanted was being a loving father surrounded by a truckload of kids? this guy lives in toooootally different reality, one that maybe 1 out of a billion guys will ever experience. just take a second and imagine what it is to be dicaprio, he’s a frickin’ multimillionaire (and i’m not talking about 2 or 3 million in the bank, more like 100 or 200 million), he’s a huge A list superstar, people are idolizing him, women have been screaming his name since he’s 18 or 19. that’s his life, so why not just back the f-ck off for 1 sec and let him live it like however the hell he wants to live it. what the hell is your problem seriously? alright that’s it, rant’s over.
I cannot remember the last time the public was not sympathetic with a woman going through a divorce even in the wake of the news that her husband might have cheated on her too. This goes to show you how tired and suffocated we feel when it comes to Miranda Kerr.
That being said…
Imagine if Leo has an official relationship with Miranda Kerr, imagine the level of fame-whoring, paparazzi calling, magazine covers, European yachting and traveling Miranda Kerr would cause… Girl would be in heaven.
Private as Leo is? I doubt he would take her as his gf.
He was with Blake Liveley, who is not very private. I still think they were just for PR though.
@Liv Yes, but Miranda is a pro.
@Mellissa
Its funny how people think Leo is private in relationships.
In the maybe 6 months they have been together there have been MANY pap pictures of Leo and Toni in Ibiza, Paris, Spain, LA and even some here in NY (US Open). In fact we have had more pics of Leo and Toni together in this relationship than we did of Leo and Blake.
Leo was with Erin Heatherton for only as few months as well yet there were clear cut pictures of them together in Australia, Hawaii, zip lining in Meixco, biking, lunching in NY e.t.c No one attaches conspiracies to that point either
Even when he was with Bar, there were actually many pics of them early in their relationship but Bar was irrelevant for the most in the US so few cared and the myth of Leo being low key in relationships was maintained
Are you suggesting that he does all this for publicity? Leo draws attention because he is one of the most famous people in the world. It doesn’t matter who is his gf or where they are, the paparazzi will be there to take pictures.
Miranda… now it’s a different story. She is nowhere close to the same level of fame that Leo has.
I’m not saying he does this for publicity AT ALL. In fact no one can convince me that Leo needs PR or publicity for anything. I’m however saying the blame on his girlfriends as attention seekers/famewhoes meme is not fair as he has a pattern of behaviour vis a vis relationship with the pap picture taking. Going all the way back to the many clear cut biking/holiday/shopping pics when he was with Gisele; (only social media/ TMZ was not as prevalent when those 2 were dating).
When I was in Vegas about a week ago, I was at the salon in the hotel I was staying at and gossiping with my manicurist. I asked her who the nicest celebrities she’s worked on are and she said that Leonardo Di Caprio is one of the kindest celebrities ever! And others agreed with her as well. So for the weird private lifestyle he leads, he’s apparently a really nice guy in real life to us regular non-famous folks.
But anyway, Miranda Kerr has really put me off with her attitude. She really is quite conceited, isn’t she?…
Aww, that’s nice :).
Thanx for sharing .
Very Nice.
thats cool. he actually seems very private. it goes to show that hes not a fame ho. dude likes to date around. its not a crime. i personally love to date new guys, it fun. he is an accomplished actor and quite wealthy, more power to him.
thanks.
She’s wasting no time. Trick.
Please, they are friends. Orlando was at Leo’s birthday party last week.
“Apparently, Leo is hung like a horse.”
I wish I could see that by myself. What’s uuuup, Leo? 😉
No doubt Miranda will photoshop Leo’s cheeks to look thinner when she posts the pics on Instagram.
Aww, stop! I like Leo. Haha.
Don’t worry. My shade was directed at Miranda.
Leo is just collateral damage for being in her wake.
She might need to start with her own first.
Run, Leo, RUN!
Ah the kiss and tell girls always say something like that. from their reports 80% of the male celebs have huge dicks and 20% have tiny ones (because they didnt call back) its just a good way to dodge a lawsuit. a guy like Leo wont sue when you write that he is well endowed even if you never met him.
Interesting!!
Well, I guess she’s working her way up the famewhore ladder. Good luck to her.
Well, for what I can see…
http://i.imgur.com/tCn74HI.png
Saw this pic on ONTD! and had to share lol.
Holy crap.
Are we sure that last pic of Leo isn’t actually his wax figure from Madame Tussauds?
Isn’t she far too old for him, not blonde enough, no longer a VS model or maybe their resemblance to each other (huge cabbage patch doll head on adult body) is just too much to resist…
FYI Miranda lost another high profile job. Daria Werbowy replaced her as the new face of Mango!
Take that photoshop princess!
That Bobbie Brown thing is gross. You know she’s got some STDs (if she was with Tommy Lee and others) and that’s why Leo didn’t want to sleep with her. I suspect Leo is the Lainey blind about the dude who has sex through a hole in his underwear and picks young “fresh” types.
When Miranda was just starting to hit the big time and the Orlando romance/wedding seemed to be doing well I thought she was one model who wouldn’t land on the slut heap……. I guess I thought wrong.
He was more into another girl that was there. The big boobed brunette model
You mean Leo actually went for someone that’s not blonde?!