Kim Kardashian & Kanye West might ‘film their wedding & sell it to a network’

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Will you hate me if I say I would really like to own Kim Kardashian’s grey t-shirt in these photos? Kim so rarely wears anything that I would really like for myself, but that grey tee has a nice cut, and a great deep-v-neck for busty girls. Anyway, these are some photos of Kim and Kanye out and about in NYC on Friday night. I guess they were having a “date night” with baby North in tow. Oh… they went to Lorraine Schwartz’s apartment for dinner I guess. That’s what Us Weekly says. Schwartz was Kim’s engagement ring designer. I can only imagine what The Creative Genius Known as Yeezus put her through.

Speaking of the engagement, the last I heard, Kimye was planning a summer wedding. I believe it too, because Kanye said it himself and Kim seems to be letting him creative genius himself all over the wedding plans. But here’s the real question: will Kanye make a pact with Lucifer’s Homegirl to televise the wedding?!

Here comes round two! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have only gotten engaged last month, but the Hollywood power couple are already talking about their wedding — and who may or may not be able to get a peek inside their big day! Sources tell Us Weekly in its Dec. 2 issue that the parents to 5-month-old North West are (surprise!) mulling over the idea to televise their nuptials.

“If they choose to film the wedding, it will be filmed by them, not a TV crew,” an insider reveals to Us. “And they’d sell it to a network.”

Though a rep for the first-time mom says the couple of two years haven’t made a final decision just yet, the wedding will be “magnificent” yet (believe it or not!) “on the small side.”

Kardashian is, of course, no stranger to publicly declaring her vows for the world to see. In August 2011, the reality star said “I do” to NBA player Kris Humphries in an extravagant $10 million ceremony in Montecito, Calif. After just 72 days of marriage, Kardashian filed for divorce, citing “irreconcilable differences.” The divorce was finalized in June 2013.

[From Us Weekly]

“…And they’d sell it to a network.” CHILLS. Lucifer’s homegirl clearly has her fingerprints all over this one, but how much of this is wishful thinking on Kris Jenner’s part? Because as much as we joke about Yeezington selling his soul to Lucifer’s minions, you know what? He still didn’t allow them to sell North’s baby photos. He gave the photos away for free (to Kris Jenner, for her show), and Kim has posted a handful more on her Instagram. For Yeezington, this was never about the money. For Lucifer’s Homegirl, it’s about the money.

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  1. cmc says:

    Call me crazy, but I don’t think that’s going to happen, either. I think we’ll see candid photos, and maybe a photo spread in a magazine (Kanye’s probably hoping for Vogue!). But I don’t think they’re going to film and televise it.

    Also, Kim looks beautiful in those pics… *ducks*

    • JH says:

      I’ve been loving her style lately. She looks really good!

      • gefeylich says:

        You’re kidding, right? She looks like ass as always, figuratively AND literally.

        And pretty soon that “style” will be up on the auction block for big bucks (oh, and to “help” the people of the Philippines).

    • HH says:

      I do really like that grey t-shirt. But her face?! Wow. I don’t understand why she messed with it in the first place. She was absolutely beautiful before.

  2. jwoolman says:

    Why are they carrying the kid around like a piece of luggage? Or is it actually empty?

    • Stef Leppard says:

      What? I carry my kid around in a carrier like that. It’s a good thing to have in a restaurant for example because then you don’t have to hold the baby the whole time. Also, it snaps into the stroller and also into the car seat.

      • Thiajoka says:

        Seriously! There’s a lot to complain about with these two, but how they are holding the carrier isn’t one of them. LOL.

    • Marigold says:

      How would you have her carry a car seat? Over her head?

    • Pam246 says:

      I’ve seen some crazy comments about celebrities but attacking Kanye and Kim for carrying their child in a carrier is really over the top.

      I really doubt they’ll televise the wedding. Kanye was barely on the show and didn’t sell photos of North. So it seems really far-fetched he would do this.

    • Maria says:

      I’m not their fan but I’m really getting sick and tired of people commenting negatively on every single thing they do!!! How would you carry a baby carrier???

    • gefeylich says:

      To them that kid IS luggage – status luggage to make them look like “real” people. They trot her out when the internet chatter about them turns especially negative. Sheer photo op.

  3. AG says:

    Was there ever any question or any doubt that that would happen? Really?

  4. swack says:

    I like her t-shirt also. But what I want to know is after the last televised wedding what network would buy the rights to the wedding. I believe they didn’t get enough money for North’s pictures and that is why they were not sold. JMO. They say they want a more private life but they have their pictures out there constantly. And what they consider a “small” wedding is a large wedding to most people.

    • Stef Leppard says:

      +1
      I don’t see how Kim is at all more private with this relationship than with her last. Her “I’m being so private” behavior is not letting the paps photograph North’s face. Meanwhile she posts pics of her online. Not to mention the motorcycle sex… very private.

    • littlestar says:

      What I’m wondering is: would E! be okay with them trying to sell their wedding to other networks???

      • ctkat1 says:

        Yeah- I wonder what E!’s position would be if they sold the wedding to another network. I have to think that Kim’s E! contract deals with her ability to sell her “private life moments” to other networks; although my bet is that Kanye would want the Vogue cover for his wedding. I actually hope that Anna Wintour gives it to him, because you know she is going to try and crop/shove Kim out of almost every picture and that will be hilarious!

      • gefeylich says:

        Kanye isn’t under contract to E! – the Kartrashians are. Unless she has an “exclusive” contract with E!, she and West can peddle their circus sideshow to the highest bidder. I bet THAT will really impress Wintour and other influential people in the fashion world (who aren’t named Riccardo Tisci).

        Whether anyone would actually buy it is another matter, though. At the very least they’ll get People (aka Kneepads) and Hello Magazine to pay for a photo spread.

    • Nina W says:

      Only likely buyer is the network that spawned her krapfest, E! And after her last wedding fiasco why would they want it?

  5. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Oh come on. Why shouldn’t they? They’re already having a big, elaborate first wedding type affair, with Kim wearing virginal white and a flowing veil, I’m sure, or what ever God-awful concept Kayne comes up with that is two sizes too small and transparent, skipping lightly over the fact that they just had a baby out of wedlock who was conceived while Kim was legally married to another man after becoming famous for having sex on tape. You probably thought they couldn’t come up with another way to make this the most tasteless event in the universe, but hahaha, you were wrong. Televise it! I have to say, I’d watch it, in the can’t tear your eyes away from the train wreck spirit.

    • hadleyb says:

      And that is the exactly WHY they won’t go away. People will watch it, hate on it, comment on it and they make $$ and are still in the media.

      If people would get a new hobby instead of watching celebs they hate, or train wrecks then maybe celebs like Kim and Kanye would just go away.

      I rarely comment on her threads, don’t watch her show or buy her stuff but it needs to be said once in awhile.

      Please people , stop watching them, stop commenting, stop anything to do with them and yes, eventually they will go away.

    • RN says:

      Excellent summary! And let’s not forget that this will be her third wedding, all before the age of 35!!

    • Nina W says:

      I don’t support the K empire but I reserve the right to complain about them. I am glad to be free to express my opinion both with my voice and my wallet. We shouldn’t simply ignore things like this, we need to stand up and be heard loathing everything the Kardashian empire represents. I agree too many people have elevated these clowns to celebrity status. By the way, the ripple effect has lead to me no longer watch E! And no longer shop at Sear’s.

  6. dorothy says:

    Haven’t we suffered enough?

  7. JEM says:

    I have to admit, I’d been hating her a lot less recently because she sort of seemed to tone everything down after she had the baby. Then I heard about her keeping 90% of the proceeds from her ridiculous garage sale for the typhoon victims. Now I not only hate her again, I think she’s an actual terrible person – not just a famewhore-terrible person – like a to the core terrible, horrible human being.

    • cmc says:

      Whoa whoa whoa…this is definitely misinformation. She was Ebay-ing old clothes and Ebay has an option you can check off to donate 10% of your sales to [whatever cause is most talked about at the time], which right now is the typhoon. She checked it off mindlessly, although she didn’t have to do that.

      She’s a lazy famewh*** who could be doing WAY more charitable things with her time and her money, but let’s not knock her for actually bothering to do something good for once.

      • springingforward says:

        Yeah. She is still a terrible to the core human being.
        Only a Kardashian could exploit a human tragedy like the plight of the victims of the typhoon and turn it into a publicity op.

      • swack says:

        They did have a garage sale (all the Kardashians) where they gave the proceeds to two different charities. Just a blending of two stories.

      • Josephine says:

        I disagree. She included a statement asking people to buy, and explaining something about the organization. That doesn’t sound like checking a box — she solicited sales based on a charity, knowing that she would keep almost all of it. Really, really sleezy stuff. I’m guessing she didn’t actually pay for what was sold. She is likely selling items gifted to her, and keeping 90% of the profits. Gross.

      • Bridget says:

        She’s advertising it as a charitable sale, though. Its only at the bottom do you see that its only the 10 percent.

      • zinjojo says:

        The Beckhams donated clothes to the Red Cross for a sale to aid victims of the typhoon with all of the proceeds going to the Red Cross, and Kim tried to ride that train too, but with just donating 10% of the proceeds. BUT of course she promoted her sale as benefiting the typhoon victims but is only donating 10% (which anyone can do if they click the button on ebay). So yes, she does deserve our derision for trying to appear as if she’s doing something for charity when she’s pocketing 90% of the proceeds.

      • gefeylich says:

        Not misinformation – read the terms of the sale. Plus she promoted it as a “charitable donation,” which it is only in an extremely negligible way. The majority of the profits go to HER.

        Sorry – she’s a disgusting, venal human being.

      • Bishg says:

        Excuse me, I am unemployed and living off my parents right now, and even I don’t sell old stuff on ebay, except for the occasional valuable piece. I just bring the clothes to the closest pick-up centre and they go to charity. This piece of trash is multibillionaire, and she thinks the best she can do to help is thick off an option on Ebay? The mere fact that she (= her assistant) thought this was a good idea shows her true colors.

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      THANK YOU

      They kept not posting my comment. I tried to post it on the Kanye post yesterday and then again today but once again it was moderated then deleted.

      PMK bought the site. I’m sure of it.

      And I’m moderated again. Sure to be deleted. Again.

  8. Dawn says:

    But..but it was going to be a small affair, likely in Paris and this is going to be 4-ever and North is not America’s baby and don’t talk to me or anyone I know and I am a genius I am Jim Morrison and Jimmy Hendricks and the Beatles all rolled in to one and I am just like a slave because corporations just refuse to work with my genius and I get hot pussy and Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t and no disrespect to Ben Affleck. So yeah I bet the networks will be beating down their door to televise this load of crap. But then again much to their disgrace NETWORKs did announce their engagement. Which every American with a brain should have written to them or tweet them asking WHY? So who knows what the hell will happen with these crazy almost middle aged kids. Poor North is all I can say.

    • fluffyrabbit says:

      lol +1000

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      When they tried to say the kid was America’s Baby it made me gag.
      Our morals as America must be exactly what the morals are of Kanye and Kimmode if they even had the audacity to make that claim. I didn’t know we were ALL mindless idiots.

      • taylr says:

        kanye said the baby was “NOT America’s baby.”

      • Dommy Dearest says:

        They equals media. If I had meant Kanye ‘Whiney baby Kanye’ would have been used instead. E! has claimed quite often that the child is America’s baby as well as his klan of idiots being America’s Royal Family. Sheesh.

  9. janie says:

    What happened to his aversion to publicity? Did I miss the transformation of him embracing the paps? I think we would all watch, out of curiosity if nothing else? They’re never going away…. are they?

    • Josephine says:

      I would not watch, and didn’t watch the first one. I don’t understand why anyone would watch a wedding of people they don’t know, and why they would do so for someone’s third wedding. It will be covered by the gossip sites afterward – no need to watch. After that ridiculously bad vidoe and the show’s sliding ratings, I don’t think their tacky wedding will sell.

  10. Maureen says:

    Of course they will. That’s what whores do. Sell themselves.

  11. GeeMoney says:

    Hollywood power couple, my ass.

    The horror that is two of them is starting to become unbearable at this point in time.

    • Josephine says:

      Exactly. Very D-list move if they do it. It screams “reality show whores,” which is something I thought they were trying to distance themselves from.

  12. The Original G says:

    Wow, PMK has been serving Yeezy the Kool-aid and he’s been drinking it up, like a good boy.

  13. Abigail says:

    What is worse — a famewhore that is driven by money or a famewhore that gives it away for free? Because for all of Kanye’s protests against the media, he is certainly not shy about courting publicity. Both Kanye and Kim are equally gross in that regard. Of course, PMK is the worst.

  14. lauren says:

    so the super secret, super suprising and out of the blue engagment was happening and it was a total coincidence that there was a camera crew present to film it… they will film and sell their wedding – it´s in their job description as attention wh*res
    and who really belives that kanye has a word in all this? he is becoming a kardashian..

  15. Mabs says:

    Desperate much?

  16. Bex says:

    I thought E! had written contracts on her life events. Their attorneys must have missed some loopholes or it wasn’t as exclusive as I imagined.

  17. Hautie says:

    I love the wording of this… they will film it them self and sell it to a “network”. As in one of the big 4. ABC, NBC, FOX, CBS…. because cable is too low rent for them.

    I would be stunned if any network would touch it. I would even curious if E! would want it. Unless they got it cheap. Since they got screwed on the last one.

    After that fiasco of marriage #2 only lasting, all of two months. Kim keeping all of the gifts, cash… then desperately attempted to keep the big crazy wedding ring. Which she finally had to give back. I wonder… did Kim ever make that allege cash donation to charity? The one she claimed she was doing, so she could keep all the pricey wedding gifts.

    And that whole Vogue thing.

    Yea…. I really don’t think Anna Wintour is looking to have Kim in her magazine. Ever.
    Much less as a third time bride. I just don’t see it happening.

    • cmc says:

      By the way, I wasn’t saying that they would actually be in Vogue…just that I’m sure we’ll start hearing reports about how Kanye is badgering Anna Wintour about it. I mean, he’s publicly trying to force her to put Kim in Vogue already! Give it a rest, Kanye- the most “prestigious” magazine that will put Kim on its cover is People. If they’re lucky.

  18. Miss B. says:

    My toes are curling even thinking about it.

  19. Tracy says:

    Everytime I see a picture of her now, all I can think is that she took an attractive face and paid to turn it into what it is now. Bad choice.

  20. Kemper says:

    Will they film & sell the rights to the divorce? I will watch that. They can do a sequel with the child support/custody hearings.

  21. BeckyR says:

    We have seen one “wedding”….highly doubt the world audience is waiting with anticipation to see these vapid D-listers get married. I would rather watch paint dry. Seriously.

    • Kemper says:

      I agree. The Kimye oversaturation will not bring the ratings that network channels are wanting. And what network would want a D list famewhoring wedding. . . or PMK for that matter.

  22. ValinFL says:

    Her face looks terrible. This new round of surgery makes her look like some kind of android. I can’t believe that PMK – as a mother – keeps letting Kim alter her face over and over again. Yes, I know, Kim is a grown woman, but if I was her mother, no matter how rich and famewhorey I was would NEVER sit back and let my daughter butcher her looks like that.

    I mean, just look at the new expanded space between her upper lip and the tip of her nose! Awful! She doesn’t even look like herself – not just way back, but see the difference just pre-baby and now post-baby!!

    She’s going to end up like Michael Jackson is she doesn’t stop.

    The worst part is, I can’t believe that I care what she does to her face….

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      Well you’ve seen Kris, she’s just as close as Kim to looking like the creature from Tales From The Crypt.

  23. ValinFL says:

    Who wears tan shoes with black and grey? Oh, KK does when she’s trying to matchy-matchy with Kanye’s coat. Ugh.

  24. glaugh says:

    Disgusting piece of trash.

  25. palermo says:

    Totally inappropriate for a THIRD wedding, but that is their middle name, so I can see it happening

  26. Inconceivable! says:

    Kanye planning the wedding with his creative genius?! HA! Will Kim be shaking naked on the front of a motorcycle at the altar while modeling to the photographer for selfies and Kanye pontificates that he is God and supports their union?! These two are a joke.

  27. Skye says:

    (wiping slobber and tears from her face) Sorry, sorry…I had a fit of hysterical laughter over the word “might.”

  28. shellybean says:

    I really like her outfit here. I’d totally wear it, but with boots.

    If she is really considering televising her wedding, she really is not that bright. You’d have thought she’d have learned her lesson last time.

  29. Juliette says:

    They should package up all her weddings and sell them as a trilogy. Watch the transformation of her ass and face through the years.

    • Debbie says:

      We really need a “Like” button, CB. I can’t be going through every hilarious comment and typing LOL, but I want to give Juliette and Skye up there their due. (And those were just the two I saw before I typed this!)

  30. Jane says:

    So I guess the story on how Kim’s “charity” auction is only giving 10% of the profits to the Typhoon victims isn’t going to be covered on this site? I’m amazing that all the smart women on this site, actually seem to like this horrible woman and stick up for her.

    • Josephine says:

      Oh, I think most on this site do not like her. But people do seem to be softening (short term memory problem ?), which I find frankly disturbing. She is vapid and worthless, and he’s so awful to anyone other than himself. They both show the worst of what American television and entertainment has to offer, and they both are totally and completely self-involved. How anyone could be impressed by that, or value that, is utterly unfathomable.

  31. EscapedConvent says:

    After that absurd fiasco with Kim & Hump’s “wedding” is there really an audience for another Kim Wedding Extravaganza?! Would anyone really watch it, like a car accident? More than that, who would pay Yeezus money to show it on a network? I cannot believe the delusions of these people! Please, please tell me that no one will take the bait & buy it & show it. That is $%^!ing nuts! Have we lost our taste & discernment completely? How is this entertainment?! GAAHH….

    Can’t they just have a normal wedding like anyone else, without it being televised?! This is creepy! Who needs this much attention?

    Here’s what I’d watch on TV: Kimye & that poor unfortunate baby “roughing it” for 2 weeks. Like that PBS series—“1900 House” or something like that. They would have to live in a little cabin & wear rough clothes from the era, (Kim might have to sew their clothes by hand) do all their own chores—cooking, cleaning, drawing water from a well & heating it over a blazing fire. Saturday evening Bath Time could be very entertaining. Could be comedy gold.

    Imagine Kim trying to wash the baby’s clothes in a big tub, with a broom handle as an “agitator” for the clothes. (I only know this because I watch tons of stuff from 1900!) It would be an all-day affair—walking to the well, carrying the water (water’s heavy), pouring it all into the cauldron in the fireplace to heat it, then pouring the hot water into a metal tub. Kim would ruin her delicate manicures with lye & Fels Neptha—the meanest roughest soap I can remember my grandother using! None of this Camay or Dove or Lush soap business!

    I see that I have gone on far too long. Today is a day for flights of fancy, I guess. I may go & write a continuing scenario for Pioneer Yeezus & His Country Bride & their sweet, rollicking adventures trying to survive 2 weeks without telephones, iPads, nannies, servants, & anyone to wash & wax the Rolls Royce. Kanye would have to do that himself.

    Think anyone might buy this script idea? How do I pitch this? “Pioneer Yeezus”—-I think I might be serious about it. :–}

    But before you tell me—yes, i know the show could last only one day. Maybe a half day. These two whining coddled, pampered idiots would never have the mettle to rough it.

    Their version of ‘”roughing it”? Well, you may have to wait for the next installment. 😉 Comments & feedback most welcome.

  32. judyjudy says:

    1) I like her purse

    2) $20 says there isn’t a baby in that carrier

  33. taxi says:

    I skip posts for KKKKKKs but this headline got me & now I want to scream. No No No, please, if there is taste in the world, let no network buy their film.

  34. TheCountess says:

    Only E! would buy this, right? I thought they had the right of first refusal to anything televised.

    I just hope that the “PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!” sign is hauled in for the vows. That was a comedy classic.

  35. Ruyana says:

    Kanye is like a black hole sucking what little hotness Kim once possessed into the void. She has looked like crap since she started taking his “fashion” advice. I can’t decide whether it’s pure delusion on his part, or whether he’s deliberately making her look dowdy. If he’s so into fashion why did he let Ricardo dress her as a couch? Subliminal hatred?

  36. Melanie says:

    These fame whores disgust me!

  37. Caz says:

    Just what the world needs. Not.

  38. daisyfly says:

    Heh. You said “might”.