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		<title>By: pffffffffffttttt</title>
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		<dc:creator>pffffffffffttttt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>naomi campbell should have to come clean my bathroom floors with her wig.

what they should do is make her wear the glowing orange vest, and a big blue trucker cap with the letter L on the front.  who cares about the shoes..my bathroom floors deserve to be cleaned with 1200 dollar shoes.   
i say ,  make this into another reality show      Survivor: Filthy Toilet, NYC.
only give her a sample size bottle of purell and a bar of soap.  and NO other cleaning tools.  let her use her fingernails.  on her last day of dukie duty,  bring in the karma chamelion and george michaels and do a bathroom themed musical right there in the streets.  wow,  this makes my heart aflutter with excitement.  im so excited i could fart.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>naomi campbell should have to come clean my bathroom floors with her wig.</p>
<p>what they should do is make her wear the glowing orange vest, and a big blue trucker cap with the letter L on the front.  who cares about the shoes..my bathroom floors deserve to be cleaned with 1200 dollar shoes.<br />
i say ,  make this into another reality show      Survivor: Filthy Toilet, NYC.<br />
only give her a sample size bottle of purell and a bar of soap.  and NO other cleaning tools.  let her use her fingernails.  on her last day of dukie duty,  bring in the karma chamelion and george michaels and do a bathroom themed musical right there in the streets.  wow,  this makes my heart aflutter with excitement.  im so excited i could fart.
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		<title>By: frewtloop</title>
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		<dc:creator>frewtloop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 00:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is it wrong of me to really want this bitch to go down in a baaaad way? She needs a lesson in humility and I doubt a little bit of community service is going to do the trick.

Bitchin&#039; black coat and hat though, damn her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it wrong of me to really want this bitch to go down in a baaaad way? She needs a lesson in humility and I doubt a little bit of community service is going to do the trick.</p>
<p>Bitchin&#8217; black coat and hat though, damn her.
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