“The trailer for ‘Jupiter Ascending’ is… um… what in the world?” links

Here’s the new trailer for Jupiter Ascending, starring Channing Tatum & Mila Kunis (and Sean Bean, apparently). [I’m Not Obsessed]
Sarah Palin got another TV gig – she will host a new series on The Sportsman Channel. I do not have that channel. [Bitten & Bound]
Michael B. Jordan says he’s never had a girlfriend. What? [Bossip]
Lorde’s Asian boyfriend was trolled & attacked on Twitter. Ugh. [Evil Beet]
I actually like Katrina Bowden, but this seems about right. [Moe Jackson]
Reese Witherspoon & Jim Toth are in Paris. [ICYDK]
This season of Scandal was shortened because of Kerry Washington’s pregnancy. Thanks Obama! [Amy Grindhouse]
Candice Swanepoel tweeted & deleted a naked photo. [IDLY]
Evan Lysacek will not defend his gold medal at Sochi! [Jezebel]
Here’s the cast for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 6. [PopBytes]
The Boxer Short Effect sounds like quack science. [The Frisky]
LOL, Sarah Jessica Parker’s face here is epic. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Sandra Bernhard covered Brit-Brit. [OMG Blog]
Here’s Lea Michele’s new single. [Life & Style]
Why did Drake cancel on the Grammy Nominations thing? [Limelife]

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  1. Dotty says:

    I just don’t get Mila Kunis’ appeal.

    • Spooks says:

      Really? I love her so much.

    • Eugenia says:

      I usually don’t get the appeal with most of the stars people and the media go on about, but I do happen to think that Mila, while not the greatest actor, is actually quite beautiful. What can I say I am a sucker for big pretty cat like eyes.

      • GeeMoney says:

        I’ve always thought that she was pretty, but I think she’s a HORRIBLE actress. Especially when she was on That 70’s Show. My sister and I used to talk about how she was the worst one out of the lot.

        She was pretty good in Black Swan, I’ll give her that… but otherwise, I’d rather see the bland acting of some other starlet than her.

    • Sweets says:

      Finally! Someone who agrees with me!

    • Scout says:

      She used to be hot, but then Ashton Kutcher happened.

    • St says:

      Yep. There was only one movie where she was interesting – Black Swan. She looks so boring and ordinary in every other. She looks the same everywhere. She is very ordinary and limited actress. That Black Swan movie made her star. But she is not really worth that status. She looks so bad in this Jupiter Ascending trailer as that chosen one. Such a miscast.

    • littlestar says:

      When she dresses up, she is really sexy. Even in that casual picture, she still looks good. Lots of guys (and girls) like that.

  2. Ncboudicca says:

    All I want to know is if Sean Bean’s character stays alive through the whole film.

  3. Scout says:

    I don’t get Channing Tatum’s appeal. He seems like the world’s biggest meathead, frat bro.

    • Spooks says:

      But he’s really nice in interviews. I like him.

      • Scout says:

        He does seem nice in interviews, but I just can’t get with that face. Kind of like Ryan Reynolds doesn’t seem like a famewhore as much as the others, but I can’t get with his face either. They both remind me of EVERY “Hot” jock from High School.

    • GeeMoney says:

      OMG… what are you talking about?!? He’s so likeable and cute. I enjoy watching him on screen.

    • Camille (TheOriginal) says:

      For once I agree with you Scout.. I don’t get the Potatoes appeal either. He’s a terrible actor and not very attractive IMO.

    • lunchcoma says:

      He doesn’t do it for me, either. He seems like a perfectly nice man, but his looks aren’t quite my thing and his persona is a bit too reminiscent of high school jocks for me as well. Oh, well! Some of the men I find attractive don’t appeal to others, either. The world is a better place when we’re not all fighting over the same pretty people!

      (But can we all at least agree that those pointy elven ears in the trailer look ridiculous on him?)

  4. roxy750 says:

    hahahaha, What??? I don’t…I mean……hmmm.

  5. tifzlan says:

    WOO RPDR! Can’t wait for season 6 to premiere!

  6. Lilo says:

    Is that the beginning of a comb-over, Channing?

  7. mel says:

    Yeah I like cheesy sci-fi and I’m down with Sean Bean so I’ll most likely go see this.

  8. eliza says:

    Channing Tatum is a terrible actor. There. I said it.

    • Kim1 says:

      No opinion on his acting but he is a male “butterface”
      As for Michael B Jordan my Gaydar was pinging during Oprah interview.I hope he gets nominated he is talented and seems sweet( no pun intended)

  9. GeeMoney says:

    Hmmm… the trailer looks weird. I still like Channing Tatum though. I’ll probably catch it in the theater.

  10. Hautie says:

    Bless her heart. SJP did not run fast enough to avoid that picture.

    From that hard look on her face, tells me all I need to know about that situation.

    And for the love of all things holy… why does SJP not let her curls be great?! That center part attempt.. at straight stringy hair… is not a positive look for her. Nor is that harsh color. What is wrong with the blonde highlights and curls? They are both so flattering to her face.

    Yet, I have no idea why SJP has been so hateful about the Carrie Diaries show… is SJP not getting a cut of the profits or something? Or was she delusional enough to think, she should have been cast as the teenage Carrie?

    • Clever hand says:

      Can someone fill me in? I loved sex and the city but have paid no attention to Carrie diaries. What has sjp said about it?

    • lunchcoma says:

      I haven’t seen her be exactly hateful about it. She said that she’s not sure how she feels about the show and that it’s odd.

      I know The Carrie Diaries has its fans, but it gets very poor ratings and (in my opinion, at least) is not very good. The original Sex and the City is aging kind of awkwardly and is now associated with a couple of movies that are generally regarded as being bad. I think Parker may be concerned that this new show dilutes the brand even further. Or, she may just think that The Carrie Diaries is a bad show. I would probably say harsher things about it than “odd.”

  11. Really says:

    Agree, wth is going on in that movie? At least Mila is working.

  12. Aysla says:

    I don’t know anything about the story, the plot, the characters… but I get this intense feeling that, at the very least, Mila Kunis was horribly miscast in this movie. I really don’t think she is blockbuster leading lady material… and I actually really like her. The short acting bits we saw of her were terrible.

  13. DesertPoppy says:

    Well I am not a Mila Kunis fan and just don’t get the appeal of Channing Tatum but I am going to have to keep an eye on Jupiter Ascending just because it’s by the Wachowski’s.

  14. silly you says:

    sjp needs to have all the seats. her glory days are over. get your hooves on the high road, girl.

  15. Applapoom says:

    Ok that link about Lorde’s boyfriend made me really angry. Wtf. I have to say about 50% of what is written is inane or offensive. I just can’t, ugh.

  16. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    Nurse 3D–God. What happened to Paz’s face? She looks awful. I’m surprised she can walk around at this point. And wasn’t Katrina Bowden on 30 Rock?

    Lorde’s boyfriend is cute–stupid twitter trolls. I just hope neither of them read that.

  17. Waiting for this movie conscienceless…

  18. AG-UK says:

    I don’t get his appeal either he is one of those guys once I leave the cinema he is forgotten in my mind, I am sure perfectly nice but I am picky about my £12 ticket price. Same with Ryan Reynolds and with him I wouldn’t see a film he’s in unless I am on a longhaul flight trapped for 9 1/2 hours bored to death.

  19. Happyhat says:

    I need to make a joke about Uranus assending, but so far I haven’t found a way to fit it in other than “Jupiter ascending? Uranus ass-ending more like! Hur hur hur…”

  20. Vilodemeanus says:

    I think she’s talented and not the usual blond starlet, but her deal with Ashton skeeves me out so much I don’t like HER at all. Just creepy now, but this looks good and no matter what you do get an interesting movie with the Wachowski brothers/sister, siblings? I don’t know what they prefer to be called, so I’ll stick with siblings until something else changes. I didn’t like Tatum at all a few years ago but he’s gotten much better as an actor, he’s also making great role choice unlike Ryan Reynolds.