Hot Guys of the Golden Globes: who was your favorite hot guy?


It’s time for the motherlode Hot Guys of the Golden Globes post. Are you prepared? Prepare yourselves. Take off your panties and get ready. Because seriously, there was a little something for everyone. Hot Irishmen with bushy ginger beards? Check, Michael Fassbender. Pretty boy rock stars? Check, Jared Leto. Classicly handsome older gentlemen? Check, Bryan Crantson. Aging rockers? Check, I would bang The Edge. Hot Germans? Check, Christoph Waltz and Daniel Bruhl were there. Disheveled former pretty boys? Check, Orly Bloom wandered in. Debauched-looking bearded American? Hello, Chris Pine. The most beautiful person at the Globes? Of course, Idris Elba. Some Ben Affleck and Matt Damon for CB? Of course. And of course, the grand old whore of the Golden Globes, Leonardo DiCaprio was there too. Somebody loves him, I’m sure.

I’m also including photos of Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Aaron Paul, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Bradley Cooper, Rob Lowe, Robert Redford and many more. My Top Three Hot Guys? I’m going with Michael Fassbender, Idris Elba and… Pine, I think. He looked really friggin’ good. Ruffalo’s looking great too.

Sorry, we don’t have any photos of Joaquin Phoenix (he WAS there though, there were cutaways) or Chris Evans or Don Cheadle. I don’t get why we don’t have photos of them.















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  1. Ag says:

    “Take off your panties and get ready”? Whoa! Hahaha!

  2. Sixer says:

    Chiwetel for the pedestal, Idris for the (gagged) bang. I think that sums it up.

  3. blue marie says:

    Well, the photos started out really good and got worse (starting at weird man Coop) as I scrolled down, luckily Ruffalo saved the day! However, Waltz is not included in my list of no, he’s just standing next to a big one. Not feelin Leto here, AT ALL..

  4. Anna says:

    Hemsworth for me always and forever OF COURSE, but this must-see gif is for all the IDRIS ELBA lovers out there:

  5. lizzy says:

    B Coop and his crazy eyes. Haha. Anyone see his mother with him? She had a trenchcoat and sunglasses on. Hilarious!

    I like Fassbender with that beard. He always looks better with facial hair.

  6. JM says:

    I think because Chris Pine is looking directly at ME and he’s got a hot salt and pepper thing going on in this picture (even though it could be cleaned up on the neck) – Pine for the win!

  7. Delta Juliet says:

    I’ll claim Brian Cranston, thankyouverymuch!

  8. V4Real says:

    Out of the guys featured I must go with first Idris, Hemsworth, Leto, Orly and then Chiwetel. Damon and Affleck gets a maybe because I don’t lust for them the way I used to. Oh and Matt. M. I just love that southern drawl.

    The guys who are not featured would read like this RDJ and Evans with a side order of Cheadle.

    BTW Leo is starting to look more and more like Jack Nicholson and not in a good way.

  9. Lindy79 says:

    I agree on Pine, I don’t normally find him attractive but he looks great here.

    Idris, Fassbender, Chiwetel, Ruffalo is good as always.
    Christoph Waltz is so lovely in any interviews I’ve seen him in also, so I’d love to meet him and chat to him.

    Orlando’s hair is bordering on young Doc Brown.

  10. AG-UK says:

    Chris Pine looked very handsome and he does nothing for me usually. Love Jared his suit fit him like a glove but probably helps he is petite. Chiwetel handsome as ever, Idris looks good too and happy. Hemsworth/Matthew looked good too I don’t mind the velvet on them.

  11. Anoninga says:

    Some of these guys are too orange but hmm, Ruffalo, Pine, and Fassbender made me swoon.

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  13. Kiddo says:

    Chiwetel Ejiofor, Jared Leto, and Chris Pine, in that order. Although Chris Pine is almost too pretty, it’s a little jarring. I dug Jared’s hair. I know people hated it, but I liked that he dispensed with convention, kept the long hair but styled it; that tickled me for some reason.

  14. katrina404 says:

    Meh. Not really a great line-up, maybe too many blue eyes for my liking. When Orlando is the top of my list, it’s not really a great list. Kind of lacking the hot in the hot guy line-up this year – sad.

  15. Ice Maiden says:

    And that’s a ‘meh’ from me. Fassbender is the best of the bunch, and while he’s looking better than he has in months, he’s lost a lot of the hot and I doubt he will ever regain it.

    I normally fancy Idris, but he looks sleazy here.

  16. lourdesdx says:

    That joke about Idris and his son seemed very inappropriate and mean to me.

  17. Gabby says:

    I’ll always pick Fassy any day but the pics of him on the red carpet are actually a little off in some way. He looks very sick and tired. I hope everything is okay with him. It was cute to bring his sister!

  18. Audrey says:

    Idris is #1! But who is that woman he is with? Also, did anyone else think Ben was a bit drunk when he was at the podium?

  19. Jess says:

    Idris by far. Chris pine and mark ruffalo are a distant second and third.

  20. Mia4S says:

    Too bad no pictures of Joaquin, he was wearing a cardigan (!!!!) LOL! I love it.

    Chris Pine could absolutely get it last night and I find myself a touch in love with Ruffalo. Idris is a beast as always.

  21. GeeMoney says:

    Too many hot guys here to choose from… oh, the horror, lol.

    I’m going to have to go with Idris and Fassy. HOT HOT HOT.

  22. Living says:

    “Take off your panties and get ready?” That’s just crass. Would a similar statement encouraging men to pull out their wangs while viewing a slideshow of actresses be acceptable? Gross.

  23. lunchcoma says:

    I’ll be over here, comforting Aaron Paul on not winning an individual award. Bitch.

    If his wife is a smart woman and beats me to it, I’ll settle for the Chrises (you know the men are looking good when Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pine count as settling).

  24. LeLe25 says:

    Oh Kaiser, this post is cracking me up! Your writing is what makes these hot guy posts awesome.

    Now onto my selection… I was hoping this wouldn’t be the case, but damn it, Fassbender is just so attractive to me! It doesn’t even make sense! My mind knows there are hotter guys there, yet Fass is all I can stare at.. Sigh…

  25. ray says:

    Daniel Bruhl. Forever. I don’t even get it. Just yes!
    Also Bradly Cooper: Life Size Ken doll.

  26. Chrissy says:

    I swear Benedict Cumberbatch was at the Golden Globes too. I’m seeing him everywhere…hallucinations or not, thoroughly Cumberbatched!

  27. NerdMomma says:

    I will take Christoph Waltz all day, every day. What is it about that man? The accent? I don’t know, but back off ladies, he’s mine.

  28. magpie says:

    Not getting the MM hate. He’s a great actor that managed to turn his career around. I haven’t seen DBC but friends have told me both he and Leto are really awesome in DBC. I saw Mud, didn’t love it, but he was really good in it.

  29. Hannah says:

    Christoph Waltz is Austrian!

    I like Daniel Brühl’s girlfriend’s dress. Very understated but not bland, perfect for a plus one.

  30. Mia4S says:

    BTW, I’ve seen a shot or two of Cheadle (looking handsome as ever) but Evans didn’t walk the carpet so it’s just the screen shot from presenting. On that note…ummm, let’s leave the facial hair to Chris Pine, OK Evans? Still cute but not a great look.

  31. Mark says:

    ‘the grand old whore of the Golden Globes’ *gasps* slut shaming?

  32. Kaye says:

    Where is Robert Redford . . .? Supposedly there was a pic of him?

  33. Leah says:

    Chiwetel, Fassy and surprisingly Pine who looks really good here.

  34. coconut says:

    none of these guys hold a candle to clive. where is he? he’s been MIA for far too long!

  35. Reece says:

    Pine with the beard! I can’t believe I just said that.

  36. Sachi says:

    Bryan Cranston and Christoph Waltz!

    Also Fassbender and Chiwetel.

  37. j.eyre says:

    Hmmm, you are forcing us to stick at 3? That’s a little light for me but if I must play by the rules:

    1) Chemboy – not just because but I really did find him scrumptious last night
    2) Matt Damon – my lord he did everything right last night. And I say that knowing Fanty will come after me to reclaim him
    3) As a shock to myself – Chris Pine. Not normally one who does anything for me but last night he looked so old hollywood.

    I would need Jason Bateman, Daniel Brühl and RDJ on rotation should any of the ones above get winded or injured.

  38. paranormalgirl says:

    There’s something about Bradley Cooper that makes me worried about where he has the bodies hidden…

  39. GlimmerBunny says:

    My top 5:

    1. Michael Fassbender
    2. Chris Hemsworth
    3. Idris Elba
    4. Christoph Waltz
    5. Leo DiCaprio

    To be honest I would probably also bang Bradley Cooper, Daniel Bruhl, Chris Pine and Ben Affleck :D

  40. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Orlando bloom looks awful. He has the jaw of an old man who lost all of his teeth and gums his food, or a toothless meth addict.

  41. Bex says:

    IDRIS (but i wish he wore the bow tie), Chewitel and shocking Chris Pine (maybe it’s a freakishly good photo in a set).

    Speaking of Idris, does his body language say “gentleman presenting his lady” or the classic “distancing himself from her”? I can’t decide.

  42. Nev says:

    Matthew and Jared. Sexy and very fashion. And themselves. Hot.
    And Jason Bateman always. Stunning man.

  43. Diana says:

    Christoph with a p0rnstach!!!! and Mark Ruffalo as always, pretty hot. I have to admit Fassbender is starting to grow on me as long as he keeps the ginger beard.

  44. Happy21 says:

    Ok. If I have to.

    1. Aaron Paul
    2. Leo
    3. Christoph Waltz

  45. serena says:

    My best are surely Chris Pine (HOT!) and Mark Ruffalo.. because, how can you not love Mark? Gosh, I giggle to myself everytime I see him..this is bad.

  46. Thunderthighs says:

    Idris. Always Idris. Forever Idris.
    He’s the only one I’d ever think of cheating on Timothy Olyphant with….
    But damn, Mark Ruffalo!
    *Goes to look for fan. And ice cubes*

  47. aquarius64 says:

    Robert Downey Jr. Chris Hemsworth. Chris Evans. Mark Ruffalo.

    I was expecting the orchestra to break out with the theme to “The Avengers”.

    As for choices, if I had my druthers:

    Idris Elba
    Chris Hemsworth
    (Sorry can’t get a third)

    Their accents and their “PHROOOWALL” factor does it for me.

  48. Camille (TheOriginal) says:

    Fassy forever. I am LOVING the ginger beard.

  49. OriginallyBlue says:

    Idris and Fassbender sandwich please!!

  50. Di says:

    All the men looked great.
    But Idris, Downey Jr and Fassbender take it.

    Everytime Idris winked at the camera my vision went blurry!

  51. Hootysgram says:

    Is nobody else noting that George Clooney wasn’t there? How could that happen?
    Robert Redford looked old and distorted. So did Michael Douglas for that matter.

  52. Wren33 says:

    There is a lot of facial hair going on in that group. I think it works well for Fassbender, Pine and Elba but everyone else needs to shave.

  53. Jayna says:

    Idris and Cranston. Cranston is very handsome for an older man. I thought Matt Damon looked very handsome in his tux or suit, whatever it was. Chris Pine was very handsome. He looked just like an ex-boyfriend I had in that photo.

  54. Sara says:

    Where’s Liam ? I love him for that voice! Fassy was definitely the hottest last night though!!!

  55. umyeah says:

    Yup. Ruffalo saves the day.

  56. minime says:

    As a fan of “Breaking bad”, I say deep blue eyed Aaron Paul.. “biatch” was looking good

  57. Mairead says:

    McConouwheyheyhey’s velvet suit is quite fetching I think. Him I can take or leave, but I like the look.

  58. TSwise says:

    Chris Pine and Fassy!

    Idris looks like a sloppy mess with his shirt open. It bugs me when people think they’re above following dress code.

  59. Aqua says:

    It was nice to see different stars at the Golden Globes Robert Redford,Bruce Dern,Leo DiCaprio,Mathew McConaughey. I really enjoyed it.

  60. Lisa says:

    Okay, someone explain Orlando Bloom to me. I don’t get it.

  61. Jessica says:

    I have to say I’m liking Chris Pine more and more. He definitely looked good. He used to do nothing for me, but lately he’s been looking totally bangable.

  62. Phoenix Firestar says:

    Idris Idris Idris! Seeing him in all his tall chocolate splendor..that was it for me honey!

  63. Sam H x says:

    Chris Pine, Bradley Cooper, Aaron Paul and Mark Ruffalo for me. That beard on Chris Pine suits him well and makes him more attractive than ever. Christoph Waltz is a handsome man, totally owned Django.

  64. Maya Dragunova says:

    I can’t make up my mind whether to bang Chris Pine or Mark Ruffulo first. I want them both. But I think the sequence had to be right! Yes, guys i thought about this long and HARD!

  65. Snowpea says:

    Ruffalo, now and forever.

    That Californian stoner surfer thing he’s got going on…phwoar. What a deadset bloody hottie (that’s Aussie for HOT ; )

  66. Green Eyes says:

    Not usually into Chris Pine.. But HELLO!! His eyes stand out & he looks great in that photo! Idris looks great too.. Matthew needs to bulk up a bit again, but always have a soft spot for him.. That southern charm….alright, alright, alright;).

  67. Sal says:

    Ben Affleck still does it for me. Minimal facial hair, great sideburns, gorgeous deep brown eyes and that luscious hair. Give me the classic hot hunk over a hairy face or an alien creature any day.

  68. Andrea says:

    Since no one wants the hotness that is Leo Dicaprio, I will take him. I want him to hold me and say ‘I’m flying!’

  69. seriously says:

    …this is the best we got? Okay, I guess I’d have to begrudgingly say Matt M. His ego is getting a little twisted, but at least he’s genuine and still hot.