It’s time for the motherlode Hot Guys of the Golden Globes post. Are you prepared? Prepare yourselves. Take off your panties and get ready. Because seriously, there was a little something for everyone. Hot Irishmen with bushy ginger beards? Check, Michael Fassbender. Pretty boy rock stars? Check, Jared Leto. Classicly handsome older gentlemen? Check, Bryan Crantson. Aging rockers? Check, I would bang The Edge. Hot Germans? Check, Christoph Waltz and Daniel Bruhl were there. Disheveled former pretty boys? Check, Orly Bloom wandered in. Debauched-looking bearded American? Hello, Chris Pine. The most beautiful person at the Globes? Of course, Idris Elba. Some Ben Affleck and Matt Damon for CB? Of course. And of course, the grand old whore of the Golden Globes, Leonardo DiCaprio was there too. Somebody loves him, I’m sure.
I’m also including photos of Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Aaron Paul, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Bradley Cooper, Rob Lowe, Robert Redford and many more. My Top Three Hot Guys? I’m going with Michael Fassbender, Idris Elba and… Pine, I think. He looked really friggin’ good. Ruffalo’s looking great too.
Sorry, we don’t have any photos of Joaquin Phoenix (he WAS there though, there were cutaways) or Chris Evans or Don Cheadle. I don’t get why we don’t have photos of them.
Photos courtesy of PR Photos, Fame/Flynet and WENN.
“Take off your panties and get ready”? Whoa! Hahaha!
Chiwetel for the pedestal, Idris for the (gagged) bang. I think that sums it up.
Please, please, y’all, go to the 12 Years a Slave Facebook page. There is a picture of Michael Fassbender and Benedict Cumberbatch dancing at a Golden Globe after-party and it is terrific. I wish I could provide a link to it here.
OMFG! Such a thing could make me replace my Facebook profile pic.
(To the relief of my friends – I think some one them are very disturbed by my Mills & Boon Johnlock pic 😈 )
Yes! Both look extremely bangable. I would be happy to be the Jaye in the middle of a Cumberbatch/Fassbender sandwich.
Idris. Always Idris.
Forever and ever – amen.
Idris doesn’t do it for me like he used to. His voice still makes me moist, though. Also, I didn’t know he had a baby mama.
Moving on to The Edge. I have loved him since the 80’s. He was my first vanilla valentine and I would bang him like a drum line.
Well, the photos started out really good and got worse (starting at weird man Coop) as I scrolled down, luckily Ruffalo saved the day! However, Waltz is not included in my list of no, he’s just standing next to a big one. Not feelin Leto here, AT ALL..
THIS!! I was like OOOHH Idris and then i had a Frownie
“Leonardo DiCaprio was there too. Somebody loves him, Ioves him” Yeah His mom and Model’s Vaginas
ha!
I still love me some Leo–and I ain’t ashamed……well he is a shamef-ck, so there’s that. But I get why these models throw themselves at him–I was reading Lainey about a month ago, and I came across this interview about some former supermodel–she slept with Leo in the 90s…..she was about 5,6 years older than him…. she said he’s packing some heat in his pants.
Leto looks so dazed and detached, not quite present, which kills any hot factor for me. DiCaprio and B Coop are just so orange. I give the win to Bryan Cranston.
Hemsworth for me always and forever OF COURSE, but this must-see gif is for all the IDRIS ELBA lovers out there: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr07/12/23/anigif_enhanced-buzz-15865-1389587250-4.gif
Ooh! Ok, not gagged for the bang!
I know. Even I would put that tongue to action, and he’s not usually my cuppa.
Ohhhh… saved to my HD. For.. research purposes. *nods to self*
oh sweet baby jeesus thank you for that
Oh…oh my!
B Coop and his crazy eyes. Haha. Anyone see his mother with him? She had a trenchcoat and sunglasses on. Hilarious!
I like Fassbender with that beard. He always looks better with facial hair.
I think because Chris Pine is looking directly at ME and he’s got a hot salt and pepper thing going on in this picture (even though it could be cleaned up on the neck) – Pine for the win!
I’m going with Pine, Aaron Paul, and Cranston!!
me too! Try not to wear them out!
Pine is perfection.
I’ll claim Brian Cranston, thankyouverymuch!
Out of the guys featured I must go with first Idris, Hemsworth, Leto, Orly and then Chiwetel. Damon and Affleck gets a maybe because I don’t lust for them the way I used to. Oh and Matt. M. I just love that southern drawl.
The guys who are not featured would read like this RDJ and Evans with a side order of Cheadle.
BTW Leo is starting to look more and more like Jack Nicholson and not in a good way.
Matty M. Matty M!
I agree on Pine, I don’t normally find him attractive but he looks great here.
Idris, Fassbender, Chiwetel, Ruffalo is good as always.
Christoph Waltz is so lovely in any interviews I’ve seen him in also, so I’d love to meet him and chat to him.
Orlando’s hair is bordering on young Doc Brown.
Fassy.
Chris Pine looked very handsome and he does nothing for me usually. Love Jared his suit fit him like a glove but probably helps he is petite. Chiwetel handsome as ever, Idris looks good too and happy. Hemsworth/Matthew looked good too I don’t mind the velvet on them.
Chris doesn’t normally do anything for me either, too pretty or something, but he looks very very nice with the beard.
Yes, I used to think “he’s ALMOST bangable, but something’s missing”. Turns out, it was a beard. NOW he can get it.
Some of these guys are too orange but hmm, Ruffalo, Pine, and Fassbender made me swoon.
I made this comment last night! What are so many people in Hollywood so orange??
Maybe in person it looks better, but most of those damn spray tans do not look good on camera!!!!
Idris. ALWAYS AND FOREVER IDRIS.
You might want to check out that gif link upthread then…
OMG ANNA!!!! YOU ARE KILLING ME!!!
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Jared Leto, and Chris Pine, in that order. Although Chris Pine is almost too pretty, it’s a little jarring. I dug Jared’s hair. I know people hated it, but I liked that he dispensed with convention, kept the long hair but styled it; that tickled me for some reason.
+1 I love Jared’s hair too. He’s in a band and not really making a lot of films so he can keep his long beautiful locks. If he needed I could brush it for him all day, braids, french braids, bun, top knot. I can do it all.
There was another guy on stage earlier, don’t know his name, for a music award, I think, and he did the same thing with his hair. He actually was better looking than Jared, but CB didn’t make him an option. He seemed incredibly humble too.
To AG-UK: You win the Internet today.
@Kiddo, the guy who won for best score was humble and sweet, wasn’t he? I liked Leto’s updo better, though, the music guy’s had a slight pouf to it that I found off putting. Yet I couldn’t take my eyes off him, something about him was very compelling.
Esmom, Yeah, he had a strong sweet presence. I liked him instantly.
Styling hair as foreplay…hmmmm…I think I like it!
Meh. Not really a great line-up, maybe too many blue eyes for my liking. When Orlando is the top of my list, it’s not really a great list. Kind of lacking the hot in the hot guy line-up this year – sad.
And that’s a ‘meh’ from me. Fassbender is the best of the bunch, and while he’s looking better than he has in months, he’s lost a lot of the hot and I doubt he will ever regain it.
I normally fancy Idris, but he looks sleazy here.
That joke about Idris and his son seemed very inappropriate and mean to me.
Which joke?
What about when she went and did the same joke to Harvey Weinstein? Was that inappropriate and mean also?
I thought it was hilarious and Idris didn’t seem bothered by it.
I’ll always pick Fassy any day but the pics of him on the red carpet are actually a little off in some way. He looks very sick and tired. I hope everything is okay with him. It was cute to bring his sister!
Idris is #1! But who is that woman he is with? Also, did anyone else think Ben was a bit drunk when he was at the podium?
I kind of thought the same about Cate Blanchett.
To Ice Maiden: Cate was toasted, apparently. According to the Fug Girls, E!’s camera caught Cate talking to Leo after she finished with Seacrest. Leo asked how it went with Ryan, and she replied: “Hated every second of it!” Caught. On. Camera. (I saw the interaction but did not hear what the actors said to each other).
She admitted it, mentioning vodka a few times in her speech. I thought it was kinda cute that she had loosened up, she usually seems so reserved and serious.
@sumudo. Cate said she hated the ceremony (is that what you mean by ‘it’?) LOLZ
@Esmom, I agree. Cate seemed a little bit tipsy but not embarrasingly so, just a bit more relaxed than normal.
As you say, it’s a nice change from her normally ‘in control of everything’ persona.
@Audrey
It’s Idris’ gf apparently dating for a few months now.
Yes I thought Ben sounded a little drunk. It was the end of the night…but still I thought he didn’t drink.
As soon as Ben walked out I thought he looked tipsy. There are pics of him on Popsuger, pouring himself champagne. I thought he went to rehab years ago…he better watch out, or he will be back there….
Idris by far. Chris pine and mark ruffalo are a distant second and third.
Idris minus baby mama and Fass
Too bad no pictures of Joaquin, he was wearing a cardigan (!!!!) LOL! I love it.
Chris Pine could absolutely get it last night and I find myself a touch in love with Ruffalo. Idris is a beast as always.
Too many hot guys here to choose from… oh, the horror, lol.
I’m going to have to go with Idris and Fassy. HOT HOT HOT.
“Take off your panties and get ready?” That’s just crass. Would a similar statement encouraging men to pull out their wangs while viewing a slideshow of actresses be acceptable? Gross.
LOL have you never SEEN what they say on men’s websites?
Sorry, this comment gave me quite a chuckle.
I know right, trust me the d@ck jokes run amok on celebrity site geared toward men!!! LOL
And here, to a certain extent. The panties comment made me giggle.
Aww bless. That’s Kaiser being practically ladylike 😆
Speaking of hot guys, Cumby and Fassy had a Boy Dance Party.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/benedict-cumberbatch-and-michael-fassbender-had-a-dance-off?s=mobile
Well, that seems kind of pointless without video or at least gifs..
I’ll be over here, comforting Aaron Paul on not winning an individual award. Bitch.
If his wife is a smart woman and beats me to it, I’ll settle for the Chrises (you know the men are looking good when Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pine count as settling).
Ugh, the whole Hollywood Foreign Press must be full of bitches!!! Honestly, Paul is THE reason I watched!
Worst moment of the night, seeing him lose. He was heartbreaking as Jesse Pinkman. I know nothing about Jon Voight’s role/performance but it’s such a bummer that Paul didn’t get it.
I agree! Jon Voight for ‘Ray bloody Donovan’ of all things. No I’m not much of a fan of him or the programme although I do watch it for some of the other actors. There was only one scene that Voight wasn’t being a one-note prat.
Is that the show with that sexy beast, Liev Schreiber? Even the fact that he’s the star of that show hasn’t compelled me to watch it. And I just plain don’t like Jon Voight. My level of disdain for him would make you think he’d slapped my mama.
I never watched Ray Donovan, so I have a hard time passing complete judgment, but I do feel Aaron didn’t get nearly the praise he deserved for Jesse. It would’ve been awfully nice to see him get the award on this last season.
It’s all right, but not half as good as it thinks it is. Watchable enough, and in fairness it is getting better. And I would live to slap Schrieber’s jowls in it.
I know he’s not included as he didn’t attend but he went to the after parties, so can I just say….arms and hands.
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Oh Kaiser, this post is cracking me up! Your writing is what makes these hot guy posts awesome.
Now onto my selection… I was hoping this wouldn’t be the case, but damn it, Fassbender is just so attractive to me! It doesn’t even make sense! My mind knows there are hotter guys there, yet Fass is all I can stare at.. Sigh…
Daniel Bruhl. Forever. I don’t even get it. Just yes!
Also Bradly Cooper: Life Size Ken doll.
Smooth crotch and all?
I swear Benedict Cumberbatch was at the Golden Globes too. I’m seeing him everywhere…hallucinations or not, thoroughly Cumberbatched!
He was at events leading up to it all week, then at the Fox (I think) after party but he wasn’t at the awards.
Batch/Fass dancing
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr02/13/6/enhanced-buzz-22573-1389613844-9.jpg
He went to pre-show parties and after parties but he didn’t attend the actual ceremony.
I will take Christoph Waltz all day, every day. What is it about that man? The accent? I don’t know, but back off ladies, he’s mine.
Not getting the MM hate. He’s a great actor that managed to turn his career around. I haven’t seen DBC but friends have told me both he and Leto are really awesome in DBC. I saw Mud, didn’t love it, but he was really good in it.
Don’t think its hate. I think its the same feeling people have that he is “in the HW club” kind of like how it seems people are a bit miffed that Lawrence wins over the outsider Lupita etc. Its also a bit disencouraging in the year of really strong black male performances that none of these awards seems to find their way to any of those actors.
He is a better actor than his shirtless himbo image, but he spent a full decade making crappy rom-coms and action films for the pay cheques – it’s not like he was being under-appreciated for doing great work!
I can’t judge DBC as it’s not out over here yet, but I’m struggling to believe he put on a better performance than Chiwetel, who was los cajones del perro in 12YAS.
Do go see DBC- both MM and JL were so good in it. I am the flip of you- I missed 12 yrs here, so have to wait for On Demand, but it could be that both performances were that good. Of course, there is a part of me that wants Redford to win an Oscar- sadly, the clock is ticking for him, unlike the other likely Oscar nominees.
@Tapioca, The dogs balls? 😂 Is that kind of like “the bees knees?”
well, it may be an impopular opinion but Chiwetel didn’t do it for me. I think MM won fair and square.
I saw them both and think that MM deserved the award. Not that Chitwel wasn’t great, he totally was but just not quite AS great 😉
I agree about MM. He was fantastic in “A Time to Kill” but then he veered away from dramatic roles for rom-coms. I’m glad he’s getting back to more serious roles. I don’t like him in rom-coms.
Christoph Waltz is Austrian!
I like Daniel Brühl’s girlfriend’s dress. Very understated but not bland, perfect for a plus one.
BTW, I’ve seen a shot or two of Cheadle (looking handsome as ever) but Evans didn’t walk the carpet so it’s just the screen shot from presenting. On that note…ummm, let’s leave the facial hair to Chris Pine, OK Evans? Still cute but not a great look.
I saw some pictures of Don Cheadle with his wife. She really is very pretty, but he seemed to me a little gaunt.But yeah, always hansome.
‘the grand old whore of the Golden Globes’ *gasps* slut shaming?
Chris Pine FTW!
Where is Robert Redford . . .? Supposedly there was a pic of him?
It’s in the gallery. Sixth row, first picture.
Thanks, Hannah. I didn’t look closely enough.
Chiwetel, Fassy and surprisingly Pine who looks really good here.
none of these guys hold a candle to clive. where is he? he’s been MIA for far too long!
Pine with the beard! I can’t believe I just said that.
I know right, normally he does nothing at all for me! but this picture is creating all sorts of tension in my lady bits!!!!! must be the beard!
Bryan Cranston and Christoph Waltz!
Also Fassbender and Chiwetel.
Hmmm, you are forcing us to stick at 3? That’s a little light for me but if I must play by the rules:
1) Chemboy – not just because but I really did find him scrumptious last night
2) Matt Damon – my lord he did everything right last night. And I say that knowing Fanty will come after me to reclaim him
3) As a shock to myself – Chris Pine. Not normally one who does anything for me but last night he looked so old hollywood.
I would need Jason Bateman, Daniel Brühl and RDJ on rotation should any of the ones above get winded or injured.
There’s something about Bradley Cooper that makes me worried about where he has the bodies hidden…
You know he’s hiding something underneath all that orange.
My top 5:
1. Michael Fassbender
2. Chris Hemsworth
3. Idris Elba
4. Christoph Waltz
5. Leo DiCaprio
To be honest I would probably also bang Bradley Cooper, Daniel Bruhl, Chris Pine and Ben Affleck 😀
Orlando bloom looks awful. He has the jaw of an old man who lost all of his teeth and gums his food, or a toothless meth addict.
I guess being married to Miranda Kerr could do that to ya.
Must have sucked the hot right out of him, through his mouth 😝
Ick, I didn’t notice, thankfully, because I was distracted by his horrible hairstyle. I used to find him devastatingly hot. Now not so much.
IDRIS (but i wish he wore the bow tie), Chewitel and shocking Chris Pine (maybe it’s a freakishly good photo in a set).
Speaking of Idris, does his body language say “gentleman presenting his lady” or the classic “distancing himself from her”? I can’t decide.
Matthew and Jared. Sexy and very fashion. And themselves. Hot.
And Jason Bateman always. Stunning man.
Matthew and Jared. This.
Idris, hands down
Christoph with a p0rnstach!!!! and Mark Ruffalo as always, pretty hot. I have to admit Fassbender is starting to grow on me as long as he keeps the ginger beard.
No Oscar Isaac? For shame!
Ok. If I have to.
1. Aaron Paul
2. Leo
3. Christoph Waltz
Yeah, Aaron Paul for me too.
My best are surely Chris Pine (HOT!) and Mark Ruffalo.. because, how can you not love Mark? Gosh, I giggle to myself everytime I see him..this is bad.
Idris. Always Idris. Forever Idris.
He’s the only one I’d ever think of cheating on Timothy Olyphant with….
But damn, Mark Ruffalo!
*Goes to look for fan. And ice cubes*
Siiiiigh.
Robert Downey Jr. Chris Hemsworth. Chris Evans. Mark Ruffalo.
I was expecting the orchestra to break out with the theme to “The Avengers”.
As for choices, if I had my druthers:
Idris Elba
Chris Hemsworth
(Sorry can’t get a third)
Their accents and their “PHROOOWALL” factor does it for me.
Fassy forever. I am LOVING the ginger beard.
Idris and Fassbender sandwich please!!
All the men looked great.
But Idris, Downey Jr and Fassbender take it.
Everytime Idris winked at the camera my vision went blurry!
Is nobody else noting that George Clooney wasn’t there? How could that happen?
Robert Redford looked old and distorted. So did Michael Douglas for that matter.
There is a lot of facial hair going on in that group. I think it works well for Fassbender, Pine and Elba but everyone else needs to shave.
Idris and Cranston. Cranston is very handsome for an older man. I thought Matt Damon looked very handsome in his tux or suit, whatever it was. Chris Pine was very handsome. He looked just like an ex-boyfriend I had in that photo.
Where’s Liam ? I love him for that voice! Fassy was definitely the hottest last night though!!!
Yup. Ruffalo saves the day.
As a fan of “Breaking bad”, I say deep blue eyed Aaron Paul.. “biatch” was looking good
He pretty much always looks good, and he seems like a sweetheart too. I hope lots of good things come his way in the future.
McConouwheyheyhey’s velvet suit is quite fetching I think. Him I can take or leave, but I like the look.
Chris Pine and Fassy!
Idris looks like a sloppy mess with his shirt open. It bugs me when people think they’re above following dress code.
It was nice to see different stars at the Golden Globes Robert Redford,Bruce Dern,Leo DiCaprio,Mathew McConaughey. I really enjoyed it.
Okay, someone explain Orlando Bloom to me. I don’t get it.
I have to say I’m liking Chris Pine more and more. He definitely looked good. He used to do nothing for me, but lately he’s been looking totally bangable.
Idris Idris Idris! Seeing him in all his tall chocolate splendor..that was it for me honey!
Chris Pine, Bradley Cooper, Aaron Paul and Mark Ruffalo for me. That beard on Chris Pine suits him well and makes him more attractive than ever. Christoph Waltz is a handsome man, totally owned Django.
I can’t make up my mind whether to bang Chris Pine or Mark Ruffulo first. I want them both. But I think the sequence had to be right! Yes, guys i thought about this long and HARD!
Ruffalo, now and forever.
That Californian stoner surfer thing he’s got going on…phwoar. What a deadset bloody hottie (that’s Aussie for HOT ; )
Not usually into Chris Pine.. But HELLO!! His eyes stand out & he looks great in that photo! Idris looks great too.. Matthew needs to bulk up a bit again, but always have a soft spot for him.. That southern charm….alright, alright, alright;).
Ben Affleck still does it for me. Minimal facial hair, great sideburns, gorgeous deep brown eyes and that luscious hair. Give me the classic hot hunk over a hairy face or an alien creature any day.
Since no one wants the hotness that is Leo Dicaprio, I will take him. I want him to hold me and say ‘I’m flying!’
We thank you for your service 😉
…this is the best we got? Okay, I guess I’d have to begrudgingly say Matt M. His ego is getting a little twisted, but at least he’s genuine and still hot.