Kim Kardashian is not a size zero. She’s not a size two or even a four either. There’s absolutely no shame in Kim’s curves. We can debate what parts of her are “real,” but we can all agree that with that bust and that butt, she’s never going to be a dress size 0, 2 or 4. But that hasn’t stopped her from dreaming of the day when she fits into a size zero wedding gown. Ugh. I hate this story.
Kim Kardashian has lost almost 70 pounds since giving birth to daughter North in June, but she’s far from done.
“Kim wants to be thinner than her pre-baby body and is willing to do anything to get there,” a friend exclusively tells In Touch. With her wedding just a few months away, the new mom is hell-bent on dropping more weight — no matter what the cost to her health. “She’s desperate to be a size-0 bride,” says a pal.
She’s also trading in mommy-and-me time with North for three-hour workout sessions. “She works out every day at 5 a.m.,” her close pal Jonathan Cheban tells In Touch.
She’s still following the strict Atkins diet and is “counting the calories in everything and living on grilled fish, chicken and steamed vegetables,” says a friend. “She admitted she’s barely eaten a carb for nearly four months.”
The wedding is a huge motivator, but so is Kim’s dream of being accepted by fashion’s elite.
“Kanye’s been talking to [Vogue editor in chief] Anna Wintour about having the wedding appear in the magazine,” a source close to the rapper tells In Touch.
Oh, is this about Vogue? That might make more sense than being a size-zero bride. Because quite honestly, I don’t think Kanye wants a size-zero bride. He wasn’t happy when she gained weight during her pregnancy, but I imagine he loves her at her current size. But if Kim is trying to impress Nuclear Wintour with her weight loss, that’s another story altogether.
And if you want some counterprogramming for the “Kim is going to be a size zero!” fiction, The Daily Mail had an interesting piece about the REAL sizes Kim buys:
Kim Kardashian’s shapely bottom is so famous it has its own Twitter account. But, like many of us, it appears that even Kim has problems finding jeans that flatter her famous curves. Now it has been revealed that the 33-year-old pays an expert tailor the princely sum of £3,000 a day to be on hand at all times to ensure that her jeans fit perfectly. According to Grazia, Kim and Kanye employ stylist Cornelius Clay to make alterations whenever the couple desire.
‘It means Kim can buy jeans, have them altered and be photographed in them within a matter of hours,’ revealed the source, who also claimed that Kim even gets her own Kardashian Kollection jeans tweaked.
‘Kim has a size 4 [UK size 8] waist and size 10 [UK size 14] bottom, so she often has to buy a size up and have jeans taken in at the waist for a snug fit. She’s only 5ft 2in, so they’re often taken up a few inches, too,’ added the source.
After Kim made a very racy appearance in Kanye’s music video for Bound 2, it was claimed she may have had a little help in slimming down her waist in scenes which show her writhing around topless on a motorcycle. But the mother-of-one – who welcomed baby daughter North ‘Nori’ West’ into the world last June – has insisted she worked hard to achieve her trim post-pregnancy shape, after months out of the spotlight during which she embarked on a gruelling exercise regime and strict high-protein Atkins diet.
Asked how she achieved her gym-honed physique by TMZ last week, she said: ‘No carbs, workout and dedication!’
And the showbiz stalwart admitted losing the 50lbs she gained while pregnant was the ‘biggest challenge’ of her life. Speaking to chat show host Jay Leno in late October, she said: ‘Actually I got on the scale today and it said that I am 50lbs down. That made me so excited. I can honestly say it was the greatest challenge of my life.’
Yeah, her hips and butt will never be a size zero. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. The problem is when she claims she’s a size four or whatever when she’s buying size 12 jeans and getting them altered at an exorbitant cost.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
The only thing that is ZERO on her is her IQ.
dang, you beat me to it
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Whoopsie. Didn’t see your comment before posting mine.lol
snort snort snorts coffee at screen! thanks for the pick-me-up!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Perfect.
LOL. Perfect comment!
A DailyMail commenter pointed something out and it made me think:
If she buys a size 10 jeans and gets the waist altered to a size 4, how does she pull her jeans up over her behind, hips and thighs??
If someone has ever had tailoring this extreme please let me know. It just seems impossible. I’m pretty curvy and it can be hassle for me to pull my jeans over the junk in this trunk. Trying things on in the dressing room is basically going into battle.
Size 10 to 4 is extreme.
I think, if the pants fit the legs and butt, the waist with zipper should not be hard, when tailored, and specially with low hip pants.
Excellent question. Personally, I don’t believe anything on Kim is a size 4. She’s full of it.
There is absolutely no way a size 4 waist will go over her thighs and hips. Even with an elastic waistband. She photographs as a US size 12. With maybe a US size 8 waist. As everyone as commented, she lies. Just like she said, she didn’t gain all this weight. It was very apparent that she did. She had to weigh close to 200 at delivery time. She’s around 140 now. I don’t know why I bother, I guess I can’t stand liars.
Pulling up high waisted pants is really a squeeze even with an unzipped zipper. It’s not a problem at all (for me anyway) if the pants ride below the waist i.e. on the hip.
For high waist skirts, I have to pull them over my head. But Kim with her naturally (cough) full bust probably can’t do that.
I have a size 2 waist and size 8-10 butt and it is, in fact, possible to pull them up.
Lol. Just thought I’d clarify.
Ha ha ha!!!
She works out 3hrs a day & shops 21hrs a day, when does she see that baby? She’s parading around with a stroller that we all know is empty… Justin Bieber in the news & she can’t stand not being top dog, so she’s out looking for cameras!
I’m 5’2 and a ‘curvy’ ie big hips and small waist, 110lbs. I wear between 2-4, but I look much heavier than my 5’7 140 lb friend because she’s so long and leggy.
That being said, my 23 inch waist and 36 inch hips are NO WHERE near Kim’s size. I agree on the bullshit comment.
Answer is: she doesn’t see her baby. Being a “size zero bride” is far more important to her than any pesky child. As if anyone cares what damn size she is, the moron.
Lol! True
Size 0 is for amateurs. I’m size -3. Try beat me Kim!
Is there really such a thing? (Not something I would ever experience) I’ve heard of
size 00 but never minus three.
Aeropostale sells 000 jeans.
That’s funny and probably pretty accurate. LOL
I highly doubt she’ll ever see any size below an 8 or 10 since those thighs and that booty of hers…will never fit in to a size lower. WHY is she on this site every single day? Is there no one else more news worthy out there? Come on…if she farts it makes this page. They are both famewhores and sites like this just give them the forum to continue being in the news. Enough already. I’m sick of the two of them…their blank expressions and their God awful clothes. GO AWAY and STAY GONE. Who cares where you get married or what you’re dieting.
lol
This….*smh*
Sorry, Im not American… size 0???? Is there a size 0???
lol, yes, there is! There are even below 0 sizes at certain stores. I only know this because my son’s g’friend is very slim and petite (where I’m at the other end: tall, athletic build). I wish Ms. K would embrace her body type and realize achieving a size 0 (2, 4, or even 6) will be impossible for her without surgery because of her DNA.
She looks fine the way she is now (minus the super-sized rump & boobs) if she would just style herself properly(!). A healthy weight for your body type is ultimately easier to maintain, and maintenance is the key to living long. Sadly, I think she is driven by the insecurity she feels about getting older. One fact she should understand is that the Atkins diet is NOT a diet a person should be on for long. It requires strict monitoring (which I hope she is doing with her doctor). Its long-term effectiveness is questionable.
I had a relative who died after going back on this diet (he’d already been successful the first time around), but he’d gained back some weight and wanted a “sure fire” way to lose it again. Little did he realize that his heart is a muscle, too. When his body started using his muscles as fuel for living (since carbs are not always readily available due to the extremely low amount allowed on the Atkins diet – and a body NEED carbs for proper brain and organ function), he died of heart failure. I’m convinced it was due to this diet; he was only 58 and in otherwise good health. Watch out Kim.
This is why I will always roll my eyes at KK…she’s not built to be a zero and never will be, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Yet she persists in trying to feed us her delusional cr*p.
I wish she would accept her body (real parts and fake parts, lol), learn what to wear to flatter her curves, and perhaps – gasp of shock – think about what kind of message she might be sending to her young daughter. My mom stressed and obsessed about her weight too, and believe me when I say that stuff wears off on the kids.
Agree with everything you said. I wonder how much she hates herself, am I off base in thinking that she has to hate herself in order to do some of the things she does? On one hand I feel sorry for her, but on the other she does this to herself, I just don;t get why?
She has never been an ugly girl, but she’s turning into a vacant mannequin.
Dear Kim,
I admire your energy for getting up to work out three hours per day at 5 a.m. I am usually up then taking care of my baby and then too exhausted to manage much aside from continuing to care for the baby throughout the day. Someone perhaps should warn you. You will almost certainly not reach size zero by having pieces carved from your nose. You need to carve a little lower for that. Or are we mistaken, and you actually said you wanted to have zero nose for your wedding? In that case, carry on.
Hugs!
LadyMTL: Yes, yes, a thousand x yes. Sorry I posted my rant before reading yours. My mom did it to me when I was young without realizing it either. It really was poopy… but I guess it got me into athletics so not all bad.
She paid for those hips and ass. You get what you paid for
Kim got a Brazilian butt lift. That’s why all her fat is in her bottom. Why she went and got THAT much day transferred there is ridiculous. Her butt looks misshapen and cartoonish. It’s actually sad she’s made money off of it, and that sex tape.
She’s such a liar, I’m sure she’ll tell North that her face looks different through the years because of makeup and age. This woman is a JOKE
Her butt used to look better. It does look gross and cartoonish now but if you go back like two years ago her butt and her nose/face was the best it’s been since natural. It seems to me now she can’t/won’t stop with the surgerys and she looking like a cat/plastic mess.
Absolutely hideous behind from behind. Boot butt, I call it (IDK why, maybe like the boot of a car?) I once saw a pic of it in something clingy (in other big news, water is wet!), and I could clearly see the oval outline of what appeared to be an ass implant. Honest to god, what lunacy exists in this world.
1. “I can honestly say it was the greatest challenge of my life.”
Not your career (cough cough), giving birth to your daughter, being a mother, but losing your baby weight. Speaks volumes.
2. When asked what her secret is, she responded “No carbs!”
Vegetables are filled with carbohydrates…. she means refined carbs…. not that this dipshit would ever be able to understand something that complicated.
3. “She wants to be a size zero bride.”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
she’s unrefined!
She really needs to get real and own up to what size she it, be it 0 or 12. There is nothing wrong with that. As far as getting up at 5 am to work out – I doubt it. Remember this is the person who says she needs 10 hours of sleep a night, so if she is getting up at 5 am then she needs to be in bed by 7 pm and we all know that is not happening. I also doubt that she is working out 3 hours a day every day. Once again, this information is coming from someone in her camp.
Kris said she gets up at 4.30 to work out. Silly people, even their lies are uniform and lack any ,,,,,,,whatever.
3 hours a day is a lot, none of the Kardashians have the body of someone who works out 3 hours each day.
To name someone of celebrity status, Beyonce looks, when not photoshoped, as one who really works out a lot.
I might buy KRIS getting up at 430 to work out. She actually looks pretty fit, especially for her age. But Kim? nah.
@Alexis, PMK works out in the afternoon. She gets up at 4:30 to drink the blood of the innocent. Totally different. 😀
Why the need to get up so early? Photoshop works 24/7.
HA!!! Love this. 🙂
It looks like she lost 50 lbs between the black outfit and the white one! Anyway, a size zero waist with those fake boobs and that fake ass would look ridiculous. Even she must know that?
What’s that you say? NO?!?
Oh alright, go for “Bubble Butt Armenian Barbie,” then.
Also, why would anyone without a day job wake up at 5 AM (retirees excluded)? Other than because they just do, I guess. Some people just do. People who party with Kanye do NOT.
Ha, I went and tried on wedding dresses last month. THAT was a sobering situation. Kim’s about my height. She can’t be smaller than a 12 or so in a wedding gown. There’s now way. My super tiny friend had to buy a size 6 and get it altered down a bit. This girl is just SLIM. Super healthy, super great body. Nothing about her has ridiculous proportions like Kim, and there’s absolutely no way that Kim could fit in a dress smaller than my friend could.
I’m with you. I have a 4’11” friend who is very athletic and is a size two. We’ve been going to fittings for her wedding and she sounds about like your friend. Even being that short, she’s still a two, and she’s thin. A size zero waist is 22 inches. No way Kim’s waist could get that small, but if it did it would look oh so weird.
Hi Erin, sobering experience indeed! I’m 5’2 and I remember calling a wedding dress shop and them asking what size I was. I told her a size 0. The receptionist kind of giggled and she goes – in clothes or in wedding dresses? I told her clothes. Turns out I was a 6 in wedding dresses.
I was told by the owner of a wedding dress shop that was closing that most wedding dress designers cut their dresses two to four sizes smaller than clothing designers do. That makes no sense to me. I’d do it the other way, so that the bride would feel smaller on her wedding day – not larger!
I’m retired but most days I’m up by 6 am. My reason is I babysit grandkiddos all day and am up getting ready for the onslaught for breakfast. But I agree, there is no way she gets up at 5 am.
Well Swack …. I think you do work … a full time child care provider … one of the hardest jobs (no breaks or down time)! I have 2 g-kids (2years and 3 months) and I am exhausted after spending time with them! Kudos to you
Yeah, sounds to me like you’re working a lot, too!
Thanks guys! I love watching the grandkiddos!!! I specifically retired (from teaching 30 years) so that my children didn’t have to pay for day care. AnnE – I have 10 ranging in ages 14 years down to 17 months, Enjoy them as they grow up fast (can’t believe my oldest will start learning to drive in about 2 months – seems like yesterday he was only 2!).
There is no way she is working out.
She’ll do what she always does in her life, take the fast track route (surgery).
Fast track is how she got famous and stays famous. She wouldn’t know the meaning of work even if it flew out of the sky and landed on her face.
Ok, I am 55 and I teach zumba. At one point last year I was doing 3 hours (classes) of zumba one day a week. These were not back to back. I was doing moderate to high cardio in each class. I taught other classes besides the one day a week with three, so all total I was doing 8 classes per week. . Now I know that my age makes a huge difference, but in order to do that, I had to consume a good deal of food just to maintain weight. It doesn’t make sense to me that someone could get up that early, work out for 3 hours per day–even assuming that a good portion of that is weight lifting or something that is not high cardio, and eat light and still be functional. We are talking about at least 15 hours of workouts per week, assuming she takes the weekend off. I just can’t comprehend anyone who is not a professional athlete being able to workout at that level. You do have to consume a certain amount of calories just to even have the energy to workout. I guess it kind of all depends on what is meant by “working out”, but I just find this really really hard to believe.
What the heck is up with her face? Not the surgery, but the vacancy there. She looks like a Stepford wife times infinity.
She’s trying to make a face! It’s just frozen.
You must admit, though , that the nose nipping is extreme. Girl does not look good with a button nose. It doesn’t fit at all.
I agree Dinah. Every time I see her now, all I can think is, “She looks like a camel.”
Did you see the “separated at birth” photo of a Kim and a camel? I fell off my perch laughing–they looked almost identical!
Her face looks so long now as well, was it always like that? Chin implant?
And she has definitely had at least 2 nose jobs- too many.
That is NOT a size 10 ass. And seriously, year and after year she looks the same in every photo. The lack of emotion on her face is bizarre. For someone who is desperate for media attention, she looks like a zombie in every picture.
she probably does not want wrinkles and has stopped showing emotions, smiling, because that will wrinkle her.
I knew a woman like that she was very nice, but she rarely laughed and shen she did, it was clear she did not want to exaggerate her face movements.
I agree. My ass is half her size and I buy size 12.
I find it hard to believe any of the sizes given. But the rear end being a 10? No way.
She really, really needs to stop messing with her face. She needed to stop a few years ago. It’s not helping.
More lies from the Queen of the liars. With that butt and those hips she will never be a size zero. I used to be a size 0 and I can’t even imagine how this trick thinks she could pull up pants over just her butt and hips. If you have to have it altered to be bigger to fit your body parts you are NOT a size 0. In happier news I hear that the numbers were waaay down on their opening of their reality show. So maybe people are waking up to the con that is this family. Fingers crossed!
That’s great news, Dawn, I always wonder who the F watches that show!
Maybe her tailor is spending all his/her time scrubbing out all the 1s from her clothing tags. So, instead of saying 12 & 14 her tags all read 2 & 4. I wouldn’t put it past her to even just add in new tags that says sz 2-this woman’s delusions know no bounds.
What is going on with her nose? It looks bigger.
Oh and the ONLY thing 0 on her is her IQ.
I cant picture Kim at a size zero…she’d look disgustingly emaciated. It’s not in her body’s or her health’s best interest…but when has she ever concerned herself with facts or logic?
70 lbs??? Yeah she got big during the pregnancy but she wasn’t small to begin with…she was small(er) a few years ago during that quick trim phase…but in the year or so she got preg she wasn’t super tiny. Or maybe I’m just saying that because all the stupid outfits Kanye made her wear were so unflattering.
I noticed that as well. 70lbs is a HUGE amount of weight, especially on a 5’2 frame. I just don’t see it. Plus it seems like the “loss” number keeps getting bumped by 20lbs… 30, to 50, now 70lbs?!? GMAFB.
Not defending her at all, but I’m 5 1 and gained 70 pounds with my first pregnancy and by 4 months post partum I was back down to 105. I DO NOT recommend it! My second pregnancy I only gained 30 and it was so much of an easier pregnancy. My body hurt less, I was so much more comfortable etc.
Her new face is bugging me.
Seriously? Losing weight was “the biggest challenge of (her) life”??
#firstworldproblems
#vapidnarcissist
LOL! 😀
#totallydelusional
Does this dim witt even remember she has a kid?
Screams volumes, doesn’t it?
Sums her up in a nutshell.
Only clips I’ve ever seen of their show is on The Soup and in the most memorable, she was ugly-sobbing because she lost her $70,000 Tiffany earrings…in the sea.
Yes that’s right, she was wearing something worth 70k in the muthaf**king sea.
I loathe her.
I was gonna guess it was moving her face.
Pfft, funny.
Ugh. Why is anyone taking the talking points if this dumb heifer seriously. She’s a human stain and it burns my soul to see her riding a bazillion dollars into the sunset while people starve, but thus is the inequities of life. And her tits look gross, that whole jumpsuit is so silver surfer stripper.
*claps hands* everybody! Focus on bieber! So many good things there.
LOL! silver surfer stripper!
Amen, sister! I started a non-profit to call attention to the fact that a child starves to death every six seconds and I have 138 Facebook likes. Meanwhile, she has 17 million Facebook likes. That’s right, 17 million! Can you say “priorities?!”
What’s the name? I’ll make it 139.
The thing about this that is so infuriating is that she could have actually dieted and lost weight and been that “perfect” zero, if she hadn’t had 50 lbs of fat injected into her backside. YOU PAID for that ass, why be upset that it’s not the right dress size and lie about it?
But even still, I’m getting to the point where I can’t even ridicule Kim. The deadness behind her eyes is actually worrisome to me.
Everything you said!
Her dead eyes are jarring. I know people used to joke about Katie Holmes being a sci-bot and in the beginning she was but after that you could see the misery, the pain, the humanity on her face. With Kim, there is nothing there. It’s strange.
Kim’s butt….I will never understand why she did that to herself. Can she un-un-undo it (asked in Carrie Underwood’s voice/song)?
Maybe Kanye trained her to look that way so she would seem more “fashion” and less “famewhore”. I wonder if this is her idea of a model’s blank “catwalk stare”? It looks like she thinks each pap walk is her personal runway.
Agreed. She should undo whatever she did to her ass and her boobs. No one will ever respect her looking the way she does, knowing she did it to herself.
This is a big set up for more surgery…??? How HARD she works out THREE hours a day could equal some reductions here (ass) and there (boobs)..?? Maybe, right?? How the hell else is this woman going to be a ZERO. The pic of her in the black is proof the A- workin out 3 hours is a lie and 2- size zero = never. ….. As I was scrolling down, the close up of her face, I was thinkin ‘aw man, she looks so…fake and plastic, doll-ish, kinda pretty in a very weird, unfortunate way’ and then I continue scrolling down to see her fidgiting with her bra and boobs because she’s falling out of everything… *sigh*
There is absolutely nothing wrong for wearing larger sizes. It’s the way she tells us that she is a size 2 or a zero. I think that the real point should be that she clearly does not love herself. She is constantly tweaking her face, body and sadly, her soul. She just cannot stand to just be herself. What a terrible thing to pass onto your daughter that you must look beautiful at all costs and lie about it. I worry for poor little North. What kind of message will that send to her? I’m hoping that she will have a strong mentor, someone that will help her find her sense of self and happiness, because sadly, her mother and most of her mother’s family is unable, or even willing to do that.
Seriously, speaking for myself and the majority of the free world, no one gives a you-know-what what size anyone wears! She really is pretty tragic at this point.
What I don’t understand is that if she has a professional tailor with her at all times, WHY DON’T HER CLOTHES FIT HER BETTER?
And I’m still trying to figure out if the nude bra being exposed in that jumpsuit was supposed to be exposed, because if so that’s just dumb. And if it wasn’t supposed to be exposed, who let her walk around with it exposed all day and didn’t tell her?
She’s a troll. She just wants press. Even bad press will do for her. Who else would dress like this at an ongoing fashion week, let alone the Paris Fashion Week?
Ummmm, I’m just under 5′ 2″, weigh 108 lbs and I generally wear a size 2 or 4, sooooooooo in what universe does she? I swear, 99% of this woman’s problem is a refusal to buy clothes in the size THAT ACTUALLY FITS. I’m always just uncomfortable looking at her, you know?! If I tried to stuff myself into a size 00, I’d look larger than I am…because everyone looks bigger in too tight clothes. Why does she not understand this?
Exactly, IFFFFFFFFFFFF she wore clothes that fit her she wouldn’t look so bad it’s almost cartoon like what she wears. She needs to stop Atkins or she will have high cholesterol and will be too sick to wear anyone’s wedding dress, and just eat less. At the end of the day she might not be meant to be really small, it just doesn’t work for everyone be healthy and GET over it.
For real!! No one, not no one, looks good in clothes when it looks like the seam is hanging on for dear life. That being said, the wedding dress is going to be hilariously, gloriously awful and that is exactly the sort of thing we need to keep us going during a long winter, am I right? 🙂
Someone may need to tell her that physically being present in a gym for three hours isn’t the same as working out for three hours a day. Selfies, sitting down, walking the entire length of the car park to fit in your daily pap-stroll, they don’t really count as a workout… maybe the walking for photogs. Actually, Kim, start parking a mile away and then getting in your ho-stroll for the paparazzi. There ya go!
Also her proportions in context sound terrifying. I don’t get American sizes so didn’t really understand, but a size 8 waist with size 14 hips? That’s insane. While cartoonish, I don’t get why she’d try to whittle that down to nothing, her career has basically been built on her hyper exaggerated curves (and one pesky tape).
I was thinking that. Not in a mean way (seriously) but in a curious way. I mean, people CAN have very small waists and much bigger hips – Sir Mix-a-lot says so. But….. as far as I know, a UK size 8 waist is around 24″ or so, depending on the shop. A UK size 14 hip is around 41″. Damn… I mean, she would have altered that with her butt-meddling. But damn… I find it hard enough to buy trousers that fit and I’m one size difference.
if she’s really eating and working out like that, i’d expect her to be thinner now.
Yes! That was a point I was trying to make up thread. If you were truly working out that many hours a day, every day…you do reach a point where you are over-exercising and you can lose your appetite all together. I know this is true, because it happened to me. What she is saying just doesn’t ring true. Big shocker!
I can land a jumbo jet on that space between her nose and upper lip lol. 2014 is going to be a great year! Bieber got busted for DUI, Kardashian trash show ratings decline, Gaga’s reign is over! If there really is a showbiz God then I hope this year will see the end of this vapid family!
Yeah – but just think of all the horrid people ready to replace them!!!
That is the problem. There is always some vapid awful person waiting in the wings.
amen to all of that!
It’s her second wedding. She should be over being fairy princess bride she’s been plaiting since she was five at this point
Actually, I think it’s her third?
(ETA: I hate myself for knowing that.)
Third.
She should be, but she’s not. She thinks she is the new Elizabeth Taylor (sorry Liz, RIP). After this ends there will be several more for her, and she will want a big deal made out of each and every one because after all she’s Kim K don’t you know!
LOL at losing 70lbs. She must be dumber than she looks. Just one ass cheek is a size 4.
No wonder she looks so miserable. What a sad, shallow life.
Her eyes are vacant, her brain is vacant, her life is vacant. She doesn’t even seem to feel any warmth or joy towards her baby.
So she wants to be a skinny bride. Okay. Then what? She already tried that and it brought her no happiness. She has all the cars and money and clothes but no happiness. She flies around the world – no laughter, no joy, no light.
Nothing. She is a wasted shell of a person. It’s sad really.
i totally agree with you. what a waste
You summed it up perfectly judyjudy
In total agreeance. She’s a sad shell.
And she is god awful boring and vapid.
I don’t think it’s possible for her a$$ to be a size zero. That thing is monstrous.
My teenaged daughter wears a 0 or 2 and she is a twig with no butt and skinny legs. This woman is delusional.
OMG, it’s ALWAYS about the superficial with KK. Size zero…she could work out 24/7 and never be a size zero, and, besides that, who wants to be a size zero and look like Olive Oyll…nothing, and I mean, NOTHING, sexy about that.
Where the HELL IS NORTH…gawd, what a pathetic, narcissistic, vapid excuse for a human being. I hate her…yes, hate her.
Is it really necessary to put down thin women in order to bolster your put downs of Kim?
Not putting down slim women at all. At her age and 5-5-1/2″, I was 110 pounds and a Size 4, and I’m small boned.
My put downs of Kim are based on her narcissism and complete self-absorption to the exclusion of anything else. However, I will apologize for using the word “hate”…inexcusable.
I believe that BendyWindy was pointing out that you said “who wants to be a size zero and look like Olive Oyll…nothing, and I mean, NOTHING, sexy about that.”
That would be considered putting down thin women. Thin women are sexy, just as “average,” and large women are sexy, imo.
Popeye and Brutus certainly thought that Olive Oyl was sexy because they fought over her all the time. 🙂
With apologies to Popeye and Brutus :), you are right. I apologize for the remark.
I saw an article headline yesterday saying that the ratings for KUWTK was abysmal and at an all time low. It made my heart so happy. On another note, her boob falling out while she is supposedly going around meeting with these really important people in Paris is ridiculous. And that black peplum outfit is ridiculous. No amount of working out is going to shrink that. Kanye keeps talking about moving to Paris, but I don’t think Kim would ever do that. Be out of the spotlight? Yeah, right.
Be out of the spotlight? Her life would grind to a halt, and she wouldn’t know what to do with herself. Oh wait, she could be a mother to her daughter. Imagine.
Poor little North. Money can’t buy that poor kid good parents.
she will never be size 0, its just not her body type and its okay. i’ll never have a size 4 waist and a size 10 butt and thats okay.
Now we know just how delusional she is if she believes she will ever be a size 0. Of course she trades precious mommy time to spend 3 hours a day working out. Working on her looks are all she has, and it’s obviously her number one priority. What an empty life. She should only realize how fast children grow, and how special it is when they reach their milestones. But I guess she’ll have the nannies text her or something when they happen. She should be enjoying her daughter and stop worrying about what she looks like. After years of doing nothing but she’s probably exhausted, that would explain that dead look on her face.
She’ll just hand North an iPhone and say “take selfies, dear”.
For all that family’s constant focus on weight loss, I find it funny that they’ve never landed a big Weight Watchers deal or anything. I’m sure they tried though.
If she had a job or actually was a parent to her baby, she wouldn’t have time to obsess so much over lying about her size, which will NEVER be a 0.
For all that family’s constant focus on weight loss, I find it funny that they’ve never landed a big Weight Watchers deal or anything. I’m sure they tried though.
If she had a job or actually was a parent to her baby, she wouldn’t have time to obsess so much over lying about her size, which will NEVER be a 0.
Fug implants.
Why does this woman always have her damn tits out?
Cause she paid a lot of money for them???
in the last photo with kanye, it looks like she was photobombed by her doppelganger (sitting by the window).
anyway, size zero yea ok! keep reaching.
Note to KK: Anyone remember Mary Frann, the actress who played Bob Newhart’s wife on NEWHART, the series about the Bed and Bath in Vermont.
She was getting married in real life and wanted to have zero body fat on the day of her wedding–I well remember her talking about it. One morning, before their wedding, her fiance found her cold and dead in their bed.
oh sh*t how terrible!
Just looked her up and how very sad. She appeared to have exercise anorexia, and with her heart issues, it killed her. I wish that the people closest to her had gotten her the help she obviously needed – or that she would have sought help on her own. She apparently was very generous and did a lot of charity work. Such a loss.
there’s an article over at media-take-out today that claims her waist is a size 4 and her ass is a size 16 how is that logically possible. hopefully showbiz reverts back to talented stars getting the lions share of press and not gimmicks. Kim’s not a legitimate celebrity she’s a socialite because of her late fathers money. as for the wedding it’s her 3rd so it should be small and she can’t wear a white dress due to previous divorces and having a child prior to marriage as for example Linda McCartney couldn’t wear white when she married Paul because she was divorced with a child and pregnant prior to the wedding and he hadn’t converted to Judaism so they weren’t allowed to get married in a church or temple the baby was born 5 1/2 months after the wedding correct they got married March 12th 1969 and she gave birth to their daughter Mary August 30th 1969 @ 1:30 am
She will never be a size zero!! She needs to give up that dream lol. I’m 5’2″ (I think her same height) but I (unfortunately) have no curves and am petite all around.. and even I am not a size zero.. Ridiculous!
Yep, I’m 4’11”, 98 lbs and a size 2. When I’m over 105 lbs, I’m a size 4. And I have no ass whatsoever… unfortunately.
She’s an idiot. Who on earth would trade in those first precious months with their child for vanity? Most working mothers would give anything to have the luxury of that time with their child.
Can’t believe nobody commented on the leather outfit( eww) with a frickin leather turtle neck?? .. On the other pic is her finger pushing on her breast or a implant mark?
that’s one ugly outfit, it makes her look huge!
i wish she would stop exposing her breasts like that..i saw a pic the other day with her nipple exposed. so. desperate.
This reminded me of the scene in the Birdcage when Hank Azaria’s character explains to Robin Williams that he scrapes off the ‘A’ on the aspirin tablet.
Maybe that’s what her stylist does, white-out the ‘1’ in the size 10 and call it a size zero.
Kanye will probably end up “designing” the dress b/c we all know what a fashionista he is.
Fuck, throw her in a burlap sack and get it over with. This “wedding” is a joke. Both of them are pure jokes.
I actually feel sorry for her. Undoubtedly she’s had more plastic surgery on her face, but her eyes look so sad and dead. She looks like she needs a hug.
Her lips in the header picture! Did she put some fat from her butt in there?!
imo…. zero is not that flattering a size anyway
I am exactly 5’2 with small waist, big hips but with smaller bust. Because of that, it is always a challenge for me in terms of finding pair of pants that fit my waist/hip ratio but I have come to accept that’s the way my body is framed. There is NO WAY I can fit in size 8 let alone size 2! So for her to claim the impossible “size 2/0” is an insult to normal people like us. As if being a size 10 or above is a shameful thing! The saddest thing is her life revolves SOLELY around this vanity thing, NOT around her daughter. My heart breaks for Nori.
Me too and at my absolute thinnest a 4 in pants and 2 in dresses, but I was 15. After that age the lowest I could ever get my body is an 8 and that was working out everyday.
It won’t matter if she’s a size 0. She’ll still wear a hideous, ill-fitting dress, she’ll still look like a blow-up doll propped up at the alter, and she’ll still look like she had a lobotomy.
It’s too bad that her focus for her third marriage is losing weight and not, you know, the actual marriage.
As for the claim that she exercises, I call bs. She’s lost lots of weight, but she does NOT have the body of someone who works out. She’s soft, and doughy, and has thick arms. Her “work out gear” always includes a bra that is woefully unsupportive, and that she hangs out of. As any woman beyond an A cup knows, the girls need actual support while working out. And she still has that over-stuffed look. She’s fine as is. but I’m tired of the lie that she works out.
So she got PO’d when everyone said she had gained 70 lbs while pregnant but now is saying she needs to lose 70 lbs after having the baby. Did I miss something?
Why do women feel the need to be emaciated at their weddings when these men fell in love with them when they were normal size?. I have several friends that did the same thing. I DON’T GET IT. No wonder they become Bridezillas. They’re hangry!!!
No one is making fun of the fact she is wearing satin jammies and a robe in public?
Why is this site downplaying the exposed bra pictures? (see Daily Mail for full coverage of the glaring wardrobe malfunction.) This poser was flashing her sternum, breasts, and underwire for all Paris to see, with the rest of her drowning in fabric.
Funny how even these satin PJs have a Mom-jeans look to them. With that laboratory-built boxcar bum it’s impossible not to.
I think that was discussed on another post – there are so darn many. I’m amazed that she has camel toe with something so baggy. Yea, it’s hideous and horrible, and she cannot give her breasts a break – it almost looks like she pulls apart her top to make sure she is fully exposed. But what do you expect? i think people are so used to it that no one cares any more.
I can’t believe I am saying this, but I am beginning to feel sorry for her. Kanye dresses her like a clown, She believes she can be a zero? Or that she should be? With all her fake parts, being that thin would put her in the Quasimodo-Frankendashian realm. Her fiance is obviously a sociopathic, closeted, unhinged maniac, and her mom, I mean, this is so sad to watch. Especially given how much she wants to be seen; during her inevitable breakdown.
If you get the fix-a-flat you injected removed from your butt and your giant, sausage shaped implants removed from your boobs…you may stand a chance at a size 4
It’s going to be a sad day when the delusional narcissist wakes up and realizes that her ship has sailed. No amount of weight loss or plastic surgery will restore her looks or her reputation.
Yeah, if she ever does do a reality check, there will be a meltdown of embarrassment and no way to cover up the years of abundant evidence. It’ll be the best thing that has ever happened to her.
She will be a size 0 by hook or crook because she will just get Riccardo Tisci to sew a size 0 label into whatever ‘couture’ monstrosity he designs for her wedding day.
If she is doing the Atkins diet she is not only going to be HUGE within the next year but she will keep getting bigger and bigger b/c the weight will pile on as soon as she starts eating carbs again. that diet is one of the worst out there as far as screwing up your metabolism. She will have to sustain herself on lettuce if she wants to avoid gaining weight after going that long without carbs. I actually dont believe for a minute she actually works out. She constantly has her pap staff take her pic looking like she’s coming form the gym but I dont think Ive ever, EVER seen a pic of her actually working out or working up a sweat. Doubt the girl knows what exercise is.
I can tell she never went to college (or, possibly, high school), because she doesn’t understand that having those proportions would be a physics problem.
I’m all for it if she wants to disappear.
Kim has about as much chance of whittling down to a size zero on the Atkins diet (or any diet) as I have in becoming 24 yrs old again by drenching myself in argon oil every day.
I think Kim looks great in both outfits and I’m no fan of hers. I’d say she looks better than she has in a long, long time. I don’t think she should lose any more weight. I think this is a good weight for her.
If that bottom isn’t all Brazilian butt lift fat that means a lot of muscle wastage to become size zero.
She’s been peddling this myth that her horse bum is to do with being Armenian, surely that would mean a lot of staving to get to zero.
Honestly even being at 100 lbs it still takes a lot of effort for me to become size zero (with boyish figure). I’m UK size 6 right now.
Just be the size your meant to be instead of shifting bits of fat to different parts of your body.
Man she is obssesed with her body. Ironically she ruined her face. She was actually a pretty lady but she overdid everything, that nosejob is hideous and her body is so weird lately. It’s just a matter of time till Kanye trades her for another girl.
I’d say her vacant stare is down to food deprivation. 0 carbs is not the way to go. It can mess up the brain. I advocate for pasta and rice and potatoes, not on their own of course. Heck, I advocate for eating real food. I love an awesome pasta dish. Rice and veggies or rice and curry. Spiced potatoes. Baked potatoes. There is nothing wrong with eating small or moderate quantities of white carbs. My theory is that every since “celebrities” started the “non-carb” trend, (white) carbs are considered the devil. And they are not.
Back to KK, she doesn’t have the body for size 0. Size 0 takes a certain frame. Plus, most 0 sizers have almost no meat on their bones.
Also, spending the first months of your baby’s life obsessing with losing weight is so, I don’t even know how to call that. Crazy. Unconceivable. Shameful.
Is there anything more to this person then the way she looks? Talk about self absorbed and shallow. Geez
Her face – She looks like a 50 year old 5-time divorcee. She looks like a muppet. Seriously.
And HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to the idea that Kanye thinks Anna Wintour would EVER put Kardashian in the cover of VOGUE. Yeah, right.
If I had that butt I would hide from the cameras, no way will it ever be a size 1. I really wish she and her ego would go away.
She was pretty and exotic… once. I still have the Allure magazine she covered in her white bustier. That was a great spread and I think all the surgery and botox has been a total waste of money and natural beauty.