Here are some photos of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian on vacation in Hawaii. We had some photos yesterday too, and it seems like LeAnn only packed too-small bikinis for this vacation because YIKES. LeAnn was flashing her butt crack to everyone on the beach. I mean, I’m not so bourgeois that LeAnn’s Falcor crack upsets me, but I think it’s weird that none of LeAnn’s bikinis fit. So I had to crop several of these images because of butt crack, is what I’m saying. Plus, LeAnn didn’t know what she was doing on that surfboard, I swear. She was just laying on her stomach the whole time, making faces at the paparazzi.
Meanwhile, did you know that Brandi Glanville’s second book is coming out next week? It’s the sequel to her wildly successful Drinking & Tweeting book, this one is called Drinking and Dating. Radar has some excerpts:
It’s on! Again. Brandi Glanville is reigniting her long-simmering feud with LeAnn Rimes, calling her the c-word and slamming her singer career in her new, no-holds-barred book, Drinking and Dating: P.S. Social Media Is Ruining Romance. And her ex, Eddie Cibrian, doesn’t get off scot-free: Glanville once again airs the allegation that he gave her HPV!
On the very first page of the book, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star dives right into dishing about her “husband’s torrid affairs with cocktail waitresses” and “one c–t-ry music singer.”
“It’s been five years now since I discovered my ex-husband was sleeping with half of the women in Hollywood …” she writes, and clearly the realization still stings. “Sometimes it feels like just yesterday that my ex and my baby boys were snuggling on the couch with me in our gorgeous Calabasas home,” Glanville admits. “Other times, it feels like it was all a crazy dream …”
“But I have three permanent reminders of my marriage that I live with every day,” she continues, “[my sons] Mason, Jake, and HPV.”
Though Glanville points out that “half of all sexually active Americans have HPV,” she blames her case on being “foolish enough to believe [Eddie] was faithful.”
But after a bit of Cibrian-bashing, it’s back to Rimes again to round out her introductory chapter. Glanville lists her top four “favorite lessons learned,” with the kicker being,”When you write an entire c–t-ry album about your affair with a married man, most people won’t buy it. #JustSayin.”
Indeed, Rimes’ album based on her affair Spitfire, debuted to disappointing sales. Drinking & Dating hits bookshelves next week.
My gut says that Drinking & Dating will not be as successful as Drinking & Tweeting, mostly because all of this stuff sounds like a rehash of what we already know, and what Brandi has already told us. Plus, it does seem like the bloom is off the rose when it comes to Brandi these days. I’m not saying I’m #TeamFalcor or anything, but Brandi needs to get a new shtick. The whole “loud-mouthed racist drunk” isn’t working so much. As for the c-bomb thing… yeah. Everyone involved here is super-mature, you guys.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
It won’t sell as much and it has nothing to do with LeAnn or Eddie and her bashing them. It has to do with her unlikeable behavior all season on RHOBH and her turning on Lisa in an ugly way and her mean girl behavior. She got a big head with her popularity and became the bully, not the victim this season. Her trashy, drunken behavior is wearing anymore. And a book about her tips on dating and drinking is laughable. She seems a mess after four or five years on the dating scene and hasn’t seemed to mature at all.
The RHOBH fans have turned on her, and it will be reflected in her book sales. She thought she could turn the fans against Lisa and worked on it all season. It did the opposite.
What is this phenomenon of these women buying 4 sizes too small and spend half the time fidgeting and adjusting.
I noticed Aniston wears her suits too small, as well. Maybe they want to have tiny tan lines?
Maybe they just bought the wrong size or have gained weight since they bought them. I highly doubt it’s done on purpose. No one wants their ass hanging out.
Brandi has said that if you wear a smaller bikini bottom, your butt looks smaller. That is if you have a butt like Brandi. Not like LeAnn with her new “curves.”
@ Neffie…this, 100%
Also, I see nothing wrong in Brandi calling FleaAnn the c-word. Just calling a spade a spade.
LeAnn’s face looks much better these days. I guess she stopped SWF’ing Brandi with filler and botox. It’s not working for Brandi, but at least she’s prettier and doesn’t go totally fug, but still looks bad and older with her plasticized face. On LeAnn, the results were horrendous.
She might’ve stopped the fillers but she hasn’t stopped the Botox.
And I don’t know – I think it looks a little pathetic for Brandi to still be talking about the same stuff, but I guess that’s what her brand has been built upon. Which tells me she needs new branding because this has gotten old.
Yeah, I think you are right about the botox. Her forehead and eyebrows never move when showing expression.
Leanns face has alcohol bloat!! Look at the pictures when she first got together with eddiot & compare them to her now……both eddiot & Leman have aged poorly, probably the Molly’s to. JS
Ummm…you’ve actually seen Lean’s latest pictures…right??
Yeah… She does need a new shtick. The guy left her 5 years ago. It’s time to move past it and maybe be the bigger (not to mention non-racist) person. She ought to think of her kids for a change and how this entire sh*tstorm affects them and will continue to affect them.
I think she’s run out of people feeling sorry for her. I dont think her book will be as much as a success. As far as I’m concerned they’re all gross.
She lumps HPV in with her sons? Lord…
@JAC, that was my reaction as well. Those poor kids. If my mom had written that, it would upset me that she cared more about exacting revenge on my dad than what my friends would say to me at school about it.
Right? Good Gawd, those poor boys.
No one will ever accuse Brandi of taking the high road.
No one can accuse any of them of taking the high road. LeAnn says she takes the high road, but is taking such a low road that she might as well just get down and crawl on her belly and Brandi responds with expletives. All of these adults have things to answer for and all could behave better. Having an out of work, cheating ,liar who lives off his new wife, for a Father and a step parent who encouraged her friends and employees to hurl abuse at their Mother and ignored her requests for said step to stop calling them hers, isn’t going to be any less embarrassing than anything Brandi has done. They ALL need to change.
Right! And the fact that she has publicly talked about all her one night stands and banging some dude on top of his car. She couldn’t possibly get HPV from that!
Brandi needs to stop talking about LeeAnn especially since the public-at-large doesn’t know about the stalking and all the other crazy stuff LeeAnn pulled.
i mean, i cant think of a nicer word for a woman who blatantly slept with my husband, SWF’d me, sent twitter minions out with private medical information, and is sorry but not sorry for the demise of my family.
……i just probably wouldnt say it out loud
Agreed. I actually used the word Saturday night (in the car in front of my fiance only) when I’d found out his crazyass cousin purposely planned her wedding exactly one week before ours despite us having the date set for a full year. She also had her mother call my fiance’s under the guise of not wanting to have the weddings around the same time. Her real goal was to do hers first so the family would spend all their time and energy on hers. Not a classy word but I was enraged at the lack of respect and dirty dealings that went on.
His cousin sounds like a selfish hag. What a horrible thing to do. Calling her the c word to your fiancé is completely understandable. It’s just a word. Her actions were what lack class. I’m so sick of people clutching their pearls if someone swears, but then behaving like scum in their personal and business dealings.
Erinn, same thing happened to me with my cousin and his wife. I mean they had only been together for 10 years, 3 kids, 2 separations and back together for one year. But sure yeah the PERFECT time for them to get married was 3 weeks before mine. Her future MIL, my godmother, tried to tell her that it wasn’t proper but for her it was that DAY or they weren’t getting married at all. Brat.
They both know how to run the money machine.. until they’ll name drop each other they’ll get fat checks to use for holidays and plastic surgery. That’s what they’re famous for nowadays.
I thought Brandi said she wasn’t going to talk about Leeanne after her first book tour was over… Did I miss something?
I think it is her go to topic for getting attention, and she is promoting her new book by trying to stir it up again.
Brandi and her story and her behavior are now boring and annoying. The book will end up in a discount bin.
lots of bitterness here
Agree. A sh*t ton of it.
Also do LeAnn’s teeth look different or am I just seeing things?
No, you aren’t.
People on other sites have commented, as well. Maybe this is just part of her new PR team’s schtick to remind us that MeAnn’s a down home, country corn-pone, Hee-Haw kind of gal. She needs the new space between her front teefs to stick the hay she’s munching on. Only theory I can come up with.
Hate to say it but I dont think this book is going to sell anywhere near the amount the 1st one did. I saw the cover pic for it and she does not even really look good on it. You can tell they had to p-shop a lot on her face. The most noticeable thing is her frozen lip area. she must be putting too much filler around her mouth that it cant even form a regular smile anymore. I know she tried to claim that area is damaged from a laser or something long time ago but she’s full of it b/c her lip area was not like that was just a cpl yrs ago when she first came about. I also know thats not an after effect of bad lasering, maybe some burning and discoloration of the skin but no way would it paralyze the muscle, thats from either too much filler or botox. she used to be upfront with that stuff but now she’s even lying about her very obvious “procedures”.
She lies about her procedures. She obviously still fills her lips and someone asked her on twitter. She said she hadn’t filled her lips for years and some of it must have stayed. LOL Temporary lip injections do not stay. So either be honest and say you still get them or be honest and say you got that illegal silicone put in your lips that many did back several years ago, like Lisa Rhinna.
Also when her cheeks became overly large and it was obvious she was becoming more heavy-handed with filler and restalyne and botox, she tweets a photo of herself when in her twenties talking about her cheekbones, like she was trying to prove to people who were bashing her overuse of fillers that it was mostly real. Sorry. Her face on season one compared to season three is drastically different and no tweeting a photo of her in her 20s changes that.
I agree. The part about her lips and cheeks are outright lies, some fillers will stay in longer than others but it eventually dissolves away. I can always spot when she had them “refilled”, same with her cheeks. I think there are even pics of her up close and you can see the needle marks in her cheek areas. sorry but nothing about her current cheeks are natural. she may have had high cheekbones long ago but thats all filler right now.
Filler can be a great thing when its used in moderation and usually just for the “cracks’, its when you start using it to change your face in the cheek/lip area that it becomes obvious and unflattering. Plus you have to keep using more and more each time after b/c you are also stretching the skin when you use it there which is why she looks so “odd” right after she has it done. Sadly, its only going to get worse for her b/c there is nothing you can do to reverse the stretching aside from a traditional face lift. I cant even imagine what her face will look like at 45 after all of the filler abuse.
Does that stuff really just dissolve? I’d never thought about the skin stretching issue, either.
My prediction is that within a few years, this injected stuff will be shunned for numerous reasons. I have difficulty believing that those foreign substances just evaporate within the skin and could not cause other (possibly serious) problems over time.
Who cares? What celebrity doesn’t lie about plastic surgery? They all do, from A List to D List.
While I am far from a Brandi fan, LeAnn is cruel, plain and simple. If nothing else, Brandi comes off as more honest, dare I say “warts and all.” I know, booooo!- LOL!
I’ m pretty much over the “no filter” schtick, but when it comes to LeAnn, Brandi can call her anything she wants in my opinion. In her case, the word seems appropriate and kind of an understatement, all things considered. LeAnn is definitely still using Botox. Her upper face is frozen, regardless of her expression. I think she’s taking a break from the fillers though. I will never understand the allure of fillers. They make everyone look so plastic and distend peoples features to the point of looking deformed.
I don’t think it is right for Brandi to call Leann that because of the children. This is the boys step mother, and Brandi should be promoting good relations for the sake of her boys. Brandi claims to love her boys, and I think she does, but at some point she has to acknowledge the impact of her bad behavior on them. (Not saying Leann shouldn’t do the same. They both need to think about what is really important, set aside their personal vendettas, and do what is best for the sake of those boys
That would probably easier to do if LeAnn wasn’t the way she is. Giving interviews about HER pain from the affair and writing songs (and an entire album) like Borrowed about the affair, that she claims the kids sing all of the time etc, Once the kids are older and know how LeAnn participated in the bullying and harassment of their Mother when she was at her most vulnerable, I’m sure they’ll give their Mother a pass on the bad language directed at their Father’s wife, if she is in fact still his wife. I would like to think that I’d always take the high road, but after four years of dealing with someone’s attempts to hijack my family, I don’t know that I could. Being someone who had a completely inappropriate step mother, I can safely say that the boys will be more harmed by their Father’s betrayal of their Mother and LeAnn’s using them as props, than by their Mother’s swearing. Harmony would be nice, but I don’t think that LeAnn really wants it. She’ll keep up her antics and Brandi will respond. It’s a vicious cycle.
Oh and LeAnn teaching her “bonus sons” to sing the lyrics to “Spitfire” is right? Have you read those lyrics? They are despicable.
i am of the opinion that if wewe shows the world this much psycho…..imagine the crazy behind the scenes.
Agreed.
Sorry but Leann’s body is on point. Don’t care how small her biknis are she is working them.
There is no denying that L has a good body.
Lele looks good.
Brandi is just so tacky. I realize that is the least of it but that is always the glaring element for me. Really, deliberately misspelling country for an insult? That’s preteen mean girl behavior. I don’t have any issues with women airing their personal stories including some heartfelt condemnation of people who screwed them over like Leann and Eddie did Brandi. Brandi’s approach just turns me off so completely.
If the language hadn’t already turned me off, her putting her sons in the same list as HPV would have. I have trouble even having sympathy for Brandi anymore. She’s just so trashy. Air your dirty laundry and move on. For her, that means one book on this subject was enough.
Has Eddie ever responded to her allegation that he gave her HPV?
I only know Brandi from here.I remember MEann from waaaay back when she was a singer. I remember Eddie from the soap Y&R. I loathe them all. Think of the kids you arse wipes! Oh wait….that would take maturity…..nevermind. SMH!
Thank you for not showing the wedgie adjustment and rear end crack photos.
Why are photographers following them while they attempt to film all this riveting footage? The content of each show will likely be documented by photos they or paps have taken.
exactly
Those were sick. She was really digging for gold. I hope she washed her filthy hands after!
Eddie, do you think I’m hot and America’s Sweetheart?
Do you want some money? Yes, dear..
LMAO!
Eddie, do you think I’m hot and America’s Sweetheart?
Do you want some money? Yes, dear..
Reporter – LeAnn, do you think you’re a c-word? Everyone thinks you are.
LeAnn- if I answer that, will you take a pic of me in a bikini?
From what I’ve been hearing from Brandi’s interviews, the new book is more about other men, being a single mother, & becoming financially independent as a working woman. I think that the excerpt, being from just the first page, was actually a short transition/segue from her previous book to the new story in the current book.
Gross. Nobody wants to hear about Brandi’s sex life. She’s a mother and should zip it for her sons sake. Its not appropriate to be broadcasting to the masses your one night stands and sex romps with random guys when you have small children. TMI. Thats not fair to those boys for their mother to be acting a fool. Get it together Brandi, quit bragging about be a tramp! Your sons deserve better!
Ps leann is the ugliest chick i’ve ever seen.
Can’t say I blame Brandi for calling LeAnn the “c” word, if the shoe fits.
Actually, there is a whole dictionary full of negative adjectives that would apply to the selfish, snarky Margie.
“Snarky Margie”
LOL do you think she would legally change her name to this is we asked really nicely!??!?!?!?!
I’m getting bored of this love triangle of doom. LeAnn and Eddie are still massive liars, which was entertaining for a while but now it’s just sad, and Brandi’s acting like an a-hole. All three of them need to check out of the media yesterday and grow the f up. I’d say everyone in this drama acts like a fourteen year old, but that’s insulting to fourteen year olds who have better manners than they do.
This, exactly. They all need to stfu and think of those poor kids.
leann rimes is batshit crazy.
Can anyone please explain whats going on with her AB? She has such a weird protruding single ab muscle. Dlisted called it the upside traffic cone. Seriously, wtf is with her una-ab???
Too bad a shark didn’t eat her.
…HPV is not permanent. I should know. Mine is gone. The precancerous cells it caused remain…for now…until I can get a women’s center to call me back about getting a LEEP…But HPV is not permanent.