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		<title>By: Ana</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 05:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, I was thinking about this earlier (Ya, I can&#039;t believe I was thinking about this in my free time either) but I&#039;ve seen pictures of her working out before. I saw pictures of her working out earlier in the first months of her pregnancy so I find it hard to believe that she doesn&#039;t work out. 
What is it about celebrities and models...why do they want to act like they never work out. Nobody believes it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I was thinking about this earlier (Ya, I can&#8217;t believe I was thinking about this in my free time either) but I&#8217;ve seen pictures of her working out before. I saw pictures of her working out earlier in the first months of her pregnancy so I find it hard to believe that she doesn&#8217;t work out.<br />
What is it about celebrities and models&#8230;why do they want to act like they never work out. Nobody believes it.
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		<title>By: Carena</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carena</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 19:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was in labor for 20 hours, much of it back labor.  Plus I had very narrow hips pre-baby and though they spread throughout pregnancy, there was definite pain associated with them spreading further during labor.  On top of it all, there was a chance of complications so my doctor would not let me have any drugs whatsoever.  During contractions the pain was so intense I was punching the walls in the delivery room.

I&#039;m jealous of Alba.  I wish labor could be so easy for all of us.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was in labor for 20 hours, much of it back labor.  Plus I had very narrow hips pre-baby and though they spread throughout pregnancy, there was definite pain associated with them spreading further during labor.  On top of it all, there was a chance of complications so my doctor would not let me have any drugs whatsoever.  During contractions the pain was so intense I was punching the walls in the delivery room.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m jealous of Alba.  I wish labor could be so easy for all of us.
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		<title>By: CB Rawks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh god, you guys are making me cross my legs!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh god, you guys are making me cross my legs!
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		<title>By: Ana</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 19:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My stiches weren&#039;t that bad. I felt the pinching when he put them in but afterwards they didn&#039;t bother me at all. I was cut not torn. But I have heard some horror stories. Just pray for the best!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My stiches weren&#8217;t that bad. I felt the pinching when he put them in but afterwards they didn&#8217;t bother me at all. I was cut not torn. But I have heard some horror stories. Just pray for the best!
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		<title>By: daisy424</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:59:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Agree with Syko, ice helps also.

During labor with my first child I swore I would &lt;b&gt;never&lt;/b&gt; go through it again....but I had 4 more children.

Most of the women I know &#039;forget&#039; the pain of labor once they hear their little baby crying with their first breath.  That emotion is exhilarating.
&lt;i&gt;The happiest times of my life was having my children.&lt;/i&gt;  
Nothing has topped it so far.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Agree with Syko, ice helps also.</p>
<p>During labor with my first child I swore I would <b>never</b> go through it again&#8230;.but I had 4 more children.</p>
<p>Most of the women I know &#8216;forget&#8217; the pain of labor once they hear their little baby crying with their first breath.  That emotion is exhilarating.<br />
<i>The happiest times of my life was having my children.</i><br />
Nothing has topped it so far&#8230;..
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		<title>By: Syko</title>
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		<dc:creator>Syko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, Lynxie, the stitches aren&#039;t so terrible.  Yes, it&#039;s sore, but it&#039;s nothing you can&#039;t deal with, you just have to sit a little more gingerly than usual, and try to sit on soft surfaces, and it feels great to sit in a hot bath, and in a few days it&#039;s gone.  Some people have complications and have to have a lot of stitches, some have few to none.  Never be afraid of having a baby.  In spite of the horror stories, it&#039;s a fantastic experience.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, Lynxie, the stitches aren&#8217;t so terrible.  Yes, it&#8217;s sore, but it&#8217;s nothing you can&#8217;t deal with, you just have to sit a little more gingerly than usual, and try to sit on soft surfaces, and it feels great to sit in a hot bath, and in a few days it&#8217;s gone.  Some people have complications and have to have a lot of stitches, some have few to none.  Never be afraid of having a baby.  In spite of the horror stories, it&#8217;s a fantastic experience.
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		<title>By: sissoucat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lynxie: don&#039;t fear, well made absorbable stitches are OK, just wash often and blow dry with a warm hair-dryer (or else it&#039;s hell) and you&#039;ll get pain medication. Not everybody needs stitches anyway.

lunachick: definitively peridural if you&#039;re afraid ! You&#039;ll be able to rest, and to focus only on your first rendez-vous with Baby. Good birth !

whatevs: all-natural with no pain medication is a bit risky for a 1rst kid imho. After one childbirth, you have an idea of how your body will behave, pain-wise.

Selena: endometriosis is no fun from what I&#039;ve heard, and I&#039;m sure you&#039;ll survive the pain - it&#039;s a lot shorter than what you&#039;re already dealing with.

Ana: they say the contractions are much stronger than normal ones with induced labor. I don&#039;t know, I&#039;ve only had induced labor. I&#039;d be willing to do it again, with no peridural - the big pain is over in 2 hours for me, and the pushing really short, I can stand that. The one living a real ordeal was the nurse, so used to quiet peridural births.

Ter: sorry some women were harsh with you. You&#039;re very lucky and I hope your progeny inherits this luck. For ladies who have suffered, it&#039;s our only big pain story with a lovely ending... I for one love telling it around ! 

OK, I shut up now ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lynxie: don&#8217;t fear, well made absorbable stitches are OK, just wash often and blow dry with a warm hair-dryer (or else it&#8217;s hell) and you&#8217;ll get pain medication. Not everybody needs stitches anyway.</p>
<p>lunachick: definitively peridural if you&#8217;re afraid ! You&#8217;ll be able to rest, and to focus only on your first rendez-vous with Baby. Good birth !</p>
<p>whatevs: all-natural with no pain medication is a bit risky for a 1rst kid imho. After one childbirth, you have an idea of how your body will behave, pain-wise.</p>
<p>Selena: endometriosis is no fun from what I&#8217;ve heard, and I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll survive the pain &#8211; it&#8217;s a lot shorter than what you&#8217;re already dealing with.</p>
<p>Ana: they say the contractions are much stronger than normal ones with induced labor. I don&#8217;t know, I&#8217;ve only had induced labor. I&#8217;d be willing to do it again, with no peridural &#8211; the big pain is over in 2 hours for me, and the pushing really short, I can stand that. The one living a real ordeal was the nurse, so used to quiet peridural births.</p>
<p>Ter: sorry some women were harsh with you. You&#8217;re very lucky and I hope your progeny inherits this luck. For ladies who have suffered, it&#8217;s our only big pain story with a lovely ending&#8230; I for one love telling it around ! </p>
<p>OK, I shut up now <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: rules</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>After reading all of your posts its clear that every woman really does have a very different birth experience.
I had natural childbirth and it did really feel like bad period cramps, for me it really wasnt all that bad. Except for the 1 second when my dd&#039;s head was coming out....OMG.....now that was awful.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After reading all of your posts its clear that every woman really does have a very different birth experience.<br />
I had natural childbirth and it did really feel like bad period cramps, for me it really wasnt all that bad. Except for the 1 second when my dd&#8217;s head was coming out&#8230;.OMG&#8230;..now that was awful.
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		<title>By: Frenchie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Frenchie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was worried of cramps being as painfull as calf cramps, but they are less to me. I must say that the pain is going crescendo so you get use to it. My baby didn&#039;t wanted to go down despite of the contractions and hours of labor so I had pitocin and non stop contractions. Because the baby wasn&#039;t moving down and that his heart beat went down to 60 (b/c of fatigue due to contractions), I had a C-section (after 20 hours of labor). Thankfully I had chosen to get an epidural, not only because of the pain, but because of that possibility... I was really happy about my decision that day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was worried of cramps being as painfull as calf cramps, but they are less to me. I must say that the pain is going crescendo so you get use to it. My baby didn&#8217;t wanted to go down despite of the contractions and hours of labor so I had pitocin and non stop contractions. Because the baby wasn&#8217;t moving down and that his heart beat went down to 60 (b/c of fatigue due to contractions), I had a C-section (after 20 hours of labor). Thankfully I had chosen to get an epidural, not only because of the pain, but because of that possibility&#8230; I was really happy about my decision that day.
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		<title>By: lynxie</title>
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		<description>I am now scared to have a kid after all that about stitches. Thanks a bunch ladies! :(</description>
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