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May 13
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“Just My Luck” Just Sucks


The critics have weighed in on Lindsay Lohan’s new film, “Just My Luck,” and the verdict is that it royally sucks. It only has a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. In comparison Paris Hilton’s horror film, “House of Wax,” is rated a whopping 24%.

Some choice quotes from Rotten Tomatoes:

“Looking tired and sallow and drained of her customary glow, Lindsay Lohan marches grimly through this mechanical tween comedy as if it were a particularly tedious homework assignment.” — Ella Taylor, L.A. WEEKLY

“Every single scene is an abominable assemblage of mind-boggling stupidity, completely unmotivated behavior, and unfunny slapstick.” — Eric D. Snider, ERICDSNIDER.COM

“A romantic comedy neither romantic nor particularly funny.”– Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM

“A romantic comedy even more idiotic than its embarrassing (and somewhat creepy) poster would indicate.”
– Connie Ogle, MIAMI HERALD

“It’s difficult to say whether [Lohan's character] is more grating when she’s cursed and whiny or when she’s blessed and oblivious.” — Sean Means, SALT LAKE TRIBUNE

Sorry, Lindsay, your movie sucks. People also apparently hate you. Lindsay topped a Star magazine poll of the most hateable celebrities, beating Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline by a healthy margin.

Here she is with “Girls Gone Wild” creator Joe Francis, who just celebrated his birthday with a celebrity-attended bash at Six Flags in LA on Thursday. [via] She’s also shown shopping in Beverly Hills on May 10th [via]

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