Yay, new photos of Chris Hemsworth! Chris was out and about with his mom yesterday in LA. They went to Bed Bath & Beyond and came out with two fully-loaded carts. I’m looking… let’s see… Chris’s cart is full of industrial garment racks which someone (??) will have to put together. Does Bed Bath & Beyond send people to install this crap? Chris’s mom has giant clear storage bins in her cart but I can’t make out the rest. It looks like they’re preparing Chris and Elsa’s house for some major storage, I suppose. And Elsa needs more space to hang her dresses, that would be my guess.
I usually just roll my eyes at magazines’ “Stars: They’re Just Like Us” features, because usually the celebrities featured are, like, getting coffee with a full face of makeup. But I really do feel a kinship to Chris in these photos. He has storage problems, just like me! He doesn’t have enough closet space, just like me! He’ll probably scream at the directions for putting together those garment racks, just like I would too!
Plus, I bet Chris and Elsa are nesting like crazy these days. They’re getting their house ready for two more babies. Ha, it’s funny because the storage problems and space issues are only going to get worse.
PS… Do I even need to say anything about his arms and that white t-shirt? He looks really hot in these pics. I’m glad that he’s gained the weight back so quickly after In the Heart of the Sea.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Damn dude, looking HOT!
Gorgeous. And he wont need any help putting this together. He did construction with his brothers, he’s a handyman 🙂
ohh my!! he does!! damnn Elsa is a lucky girl!
Would I hit it! What kind of question is that. I would hit it so hard and so good Elsa Patacky would become a distant memory to him. The brother would be suffering from some serious amnesia.
+1. unf.
Usually not a fan of this beefcake, but I’m a sucker for a man in a white tee and jeans.
He looks good, but isn’t that an undershirt? Something about it looks grandpa to me. The shirt, not what’s in it.
Fabric maybe?
But I see what you mean. He’s missing the Marlborough box rolled in his sleeve and the sprig of wheat to chew on though.
(Clearly we haven’t enough to drink this morning. Shall we opt for a healthy breakfast? Our usual Bloody Mary?)
ETA: It’s the über cheap ball cap and the shoes I think.
Are you implying that Bloody Mary’s aren’t a healthy breakfast of champions? News to me, dahling.
Oh GoodNames, heavens no. I meant quite the opposite!
Agreed! How many breakfasts have both a fruit and a vegetable?
Is the shirt bothering y’all? Because I can take it off. I would do that for you.
Marty — what a DOLL you are. You’d really do that awful, terrible task just to make GoodNames feel better? You are my new heroine!
😉
Oh Marty dear…. Since you’re such a peach, would you MIND, ever so much, removing those shoes and cap? They are *my* eyesore.
Hmmmmm…. Sorry love. The jeans need to go now too. I do really appreciate you taking the time to do these heinous and odorous tasks. What a travesty it must be for you.
Whatever you need! I know his oufit has greatly offended you two’s eyes, and I’m truly sorry for that. I will do whatever I need to, to get those offending garments out of your sight!
Even if I have to get on my knees and for some unknown reason use my mouth and teeth, I will. I’m sure it’s going to be a big and dirty job, but I’ll make the sacrafice.
Oh, Marty, you sacrifice too much for us! What a noble and obliging person you are! Thank you!
LadySlippers, dahling, yes, I think the jeans are giving me a slight headache. Isn’t Marty an angel to remove them for us? Moi.
@GoodNames: Those jeans might have triggered my migraine as well. Since they are dangerous to the public — they need to be burned! Wouldn’t you agree???
@Marty: Can you be a gem and after you remove the offensive items — could you burn the jeans and cap?
I sincerely thank you my dear. You are TRULY the Heroine of the Internet today!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA! Miss Jane, it looks like CHemboy won’t let you go so easily.
*garbled throat noises* oh my fuc… *gasp*
I’ll be right back… I just need to see a certain insect…
Nipples: check. No wedding ring: check. Shopping with his mother for clothing storage: check.
I think the ONLY way he could be trying any harder to get you is if TommyAnne stuck his head out of the top of his pants. Actually, maybe that’s why his hand is pointing in the direction of his crotch in that middle shot.
He looks so good I’m about to reply to all these comments with a “what you meant to say is he looks fine as f**k”.
OOOOOOH MG, Fanty. You just blew my mind. Blew it.
How do we know the garment racks are for her dresses?
He is also not wearing that “If found, call Lady reMora” trinket either…
However, if he had needed organizational help – he only had to ask – lord knows I know my way around a closet. And the baseball cap – there was his misstep. Had it been a fedora or a trilby we would be having a real discussion. But if he is going to insist on wearing those silly caps – they better have my face emblazoned upon them – make some effort boy!
You’re welcome, Anna. I tell you, if I had any photoshop skills, I would be dangerous.
You are dangerous for far more reasons than that warped, unbalanced mind of yours. Which, of course, is why I chase after you so fervently.
But why does CHem get to wear Tommyanna today? I had cleared my schedule and everything.
That is maybe the best response I’ve ever seen to anything.
Daaaaam. And a Yaaaaaaas for good measure.
I want one. And I’m not talking about what’s in his cart.
I just saw Rush and now my answer is H*LL YEAH!!! Lol
But honestly — only in my dreams — he’s married and I respect that.
Hey LadyS. I think that is why I don’t get any feels for this boy. I respect that he is married too. If he were suddenly single, I would have to reassess my whole “Hot boys I would hit” list! In the meantime, he stays on my “Hot boys I would drink a beer with down the pub” list.
Yep. Married men automatically go into my ‘unavailable list’. He’s hot but I greatly respect vows.
And to be perfectly frank, I freakin adore intelligent men so I need more than just looks to get my engines roaring. I have no idea if he’s smart — anyone know? So he’d have to be both single AND smart for me to reassess my ‘Hit with the fury of an angry and thwarted Satan’ list.
OT: I never got back to the TH post. Are we installing some bars (single r) in our ‘gym’? Since some of our cute British boys like to dance (specifically the two that shall not be named together) so I think we should contemplate a two r barre as well. Thoughts?
Oh, that must be a rhetorical question as surely “smart” is relative?? He might not be able to talk quantum mechanics with you, but ask how to put up a shelf straight and he could give you the minutest detail!! That is still smart, just in a tailored subject! Put TH and his classics degrees in a room with a nuclear physicist and see if they can carry a conversation for long!
Yes to double r barre. That way we can keep two “dancers” occupied at once! I also think there is room in the corner for a spa and a massage table for those crucial rub-downs after running/dancing/breathing/shilling/anything.
*pulls out a bucket from the garden shed which holds an impressive variety of massage oils and balms*
May I also suggest a fashion runway down the centre of the room to give the boys a place to shine when they try on each other’s clothes??
Oh, no question. (And his mom is lovely. I can see where the good genes come from.)
Somehow it doesn’t surprise me to learn Chris is the kind of guy who puts together his own storage racks.
Is that his mother? She’s cute. I think I’d do the mom.
Bhahahah x1000 comment of the day!
No complains from me. Maybe only complain is that he is wearing a t-shirt and not bare chested;)
The T-Shirt could be tighter though. He needs to go to the “Hiddles” store of tight thin T-Shirts.
You know he doesn’t normally light my knickers afire. but I think I am slowly coming around. These pictures are definiately helping. How tall is he?…Just googled it 6’3’…yes. One of my requirements for celebrity stalking is a very serious height requirement 6’0′ and up(I’m 5’10 you see). So hmmmm…Mr Hemsworth. I’m pretty sure ima get slutshanked in a moment, so it’s best I go out smiling.
I’m also warming up to him. (It IS getting rather hot in here, isn’t it?!?) LOL
I’m also 5’10” so a boy needs to be either really cute to catch my eye if he’s short because I do like my men tall as well.
Hot mama! I’d think she was his sister.
I’d hit it if I didn’t have to call him back.
Yes he is hot but my question why is he buying all of those awful garment racks? I know off topic but… ummm
His mom is really youthful looking. That’s all I have.
To the moon and back…
I’ve never been as attracted to him as I am right now. I love a tight, white tshirt.
yes yes a million times yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for this all important eye candy – I mean – update regarding the storage status of the Chris Hemsworth Household. It’s much appreciated!
By the hammer of Thor…. Excuse me, I have some fanfics to read now. Do want.
Do.
Want.
they have been doing a lot of shopping lately… they must be moving folk in, family members. Surely, they can afford proper wardrobes?
Poor Chris will be forced to film Avengers shortly in London and i can’t see her flying across the world.
but, yes he is loooking very very hot. I bet the staff in IKEA didnt know where look
Does he normally wear a wedding ring? I honestly don’t know but I noticed he wasn’t wearing one and then someone else commented on that too which got me thinking about it. Just curiosity here though.
Yes he normally does. I’m surprised this was overlooked in the article. Either the ring is being repaired or something’s up.
Sidenote – he looks great. The Thor weight is back. “Avengers: Age of Ultron” starts shooting this week, I heard.
Thanks Aquarius for answering.
I kinda suspected he did since Fanty commented about it up thread. Although to be fair, I know a lot of men remove their rings when working on the house and such. I’ll be more curious if it becomes a pattern.
Whoa….looks good to me :- ))