We’re about to be knee-deep in BAFTA coverage, but before the stiff upper lip of the British Oscars, we have to discuss the razor-burned squishy parts of the American Famewhore. Paris Hilton turns 33 years old today, and she spent the weekend partying her drawers off. These are photos from Saturday night, at the birthday party Paris threw for herself at West Hollywood’s Greystone Manor.
I’m not going to include the NSFW photos because you can see them a million other places and seriously, who really needs to see Paris’s birthday beav at this point? The beav-flash came on this red carpet, while Paris wore this hot pink dress without panties. The dress has a very high (waist-high) slit in the front, and so for her birthday, Paris posed with the dress slit open, exposing some of her mons pubis. The dress is by Alon Livne. Paris gave the designer a shout-out on her Twitter before the event, tweeting: “Love my beautiful #Birthday dress! Thank you alonlivne! I feel like a princess!!”
Paris also Instagram’d this message: “Yes! I know! My dress has a very high cut slit! And that’s because it’s a dress straight off the runway! I saw it in my friend @AlonLivne’s #NYFW fashion show & I just knew it would be the perfect #Birthday dress! Loves it! #CoutureRunwayBarbie”.
So, at this point, does Paris’s birthday-beav upset you? I’m kind of meh on it. But I could rant for a solid hour about that g—damn tiara. YOU ARE 33 YEARS OLD. Stop trying to be Barbie and get a real job!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
MY EYES!
Her one eye is just so wonky…
The original waste of space fame whore is back! And Nothing has changed in 10 years.
…except her aging face.
She will always be “Wonky McVatrex” to me. In ten years she’s going to be the exact same- a sad mid age attention seeking mess who looks like the ghost of a thousand drunk homecoming princesses. Yuk.
awwww, cute, she’s trying to get us to care about her herpetic beav. I don’t care hun, just let me know where you sit so I can avoid the same spot.
Exactly! I read somewhere that in a nudist colony you always bring a towel to sit on – otherwise God knows what could happen. She’s like the Typhoid Mary of herpes.
33 years old and still being Barbie. Wow, that is pure ambition right there. Vapid, vain, venal, venereal.
Typhoid Mary of herpes! Love it 😀
She’s trying to be Barbie, but at least Barbie’s had a real job. lots of then, even!
To be fair to Paris, she does have a “real job.” Her line of purses is HUGE is Asia unfortunately.
Also, she’s very in-demand as a DJ, for whatever reason. She has a couple of real jobs.
Now, considering she’s reportedly a pretty terrible DJ and none of this would have happened for her without the Hilton empire, I can’t give her too much credit.
Yeah, I don’t qualify “pretending to DJ” as a real job. Sounds like someone else does all the work. Does she actually design the purses, or does she just stick her name on them?
I wonder what she’d be if she wasn’t a Hilton…
If she wasn’t a Hilton? She’d be an associate at Macy’s, I’m sure.
Hey now. I supported myself all through college working for Mother Macy’s. They wouldn’t have put up with her shit, trust me. Especially not in cosmetics. 🙂
I cannot believe she is only 33.
I was just going to say that! It seems like she’s been around forever!
She’s so gross and useless
+1 I just came to say stop posting stories about her.
Who cares about her Beav? It’s that Mixing Bowl on the back of her head that has me cringing!
It’s giving me the heebie-jeebies! (Insert OBVS here)
Sad.
Desperate.
I’m sure Conrad Hilton would be just thrilled to know that his great granddaughter is an essentially unemployed, stunt queen fame ho, whose only accomplishment in life is getting people to notice her even if it means publically flashing her vagina.
Just think of the good one can do as an heiress to a billion dollar fortune if one accomplished even one thing at all with their lives…….I honestly pity how desperately empty and shallow the life of Paris Hilton must be.
This exactly. Ugh. I’m old enough to remember the Vanity Fair piece on she and her sister when they were teens. Her parents completely encouraged this disgusting behavior. What a waste of lives and money. It was sad enough when she was in her 20s. But being in her 30s and not evolving is just pathetic.
The Hiltons were never a particularly nice family, and then Rick Hilton married a Richards. Yuck. But one quibble with your statement: none of those kids (Paris, Nicky, or Baron) were really heirs to the big Hilton fortune. The vast majority of it was parceled out years ago and I think directed to charity. Plus, the Hilton family was pretty big. Any money that Paris has is actually money that she made herself. Which makes me sad that people would pay Paris Hilton for anything.
Yes but the “media” ahem still pays attention to her. No offense, but neither I nor my son and his friends are into this club dubstep electronica bs; because if wonky eye is considered a “musician” then what is Freddie Mercury. Just on principle I wouldn’t pay to hear or see her.
FOR GOD’S SAKE…PUT SOME PANTIES ON!!!!!! Who the hell wants to be sitting in a chair, where someones bare ass and coochie have been….Especially, Paris’s bare ass and coochie! There isn’t enough disinfectant in the world…..shudder…
ITA.
Same schtick for the last decade. smh
This wasn’t cute when she did this 10 years ago and it is just gross for a 33 year old woman. Paris doesn’t seem to think she has to grow up she just keeps doing the same thing but as time goes on and less and less are interested in her she resorts to showing off her beav to get attention and press. Next stop will be her walking the red carpet naked cause that is about all she has left. A job would be good or maybe doing something for others. I think Paris is allergic to both of these things.
That is one OLD looking 33- considering this trick basically does nada, you’d think she would look better. Her hard living has certainly caught up with her. And if anyone has proven that dumb is NOT sexy, it’s this hooker.
That’s an extra, EXTRA large bumpit up in that weave. Gross.
Why does she always pose so weird? This is one person who will have a nervous breakdown once she hits 40. She is desperate to stay young.
It must kill her that KimK has taken her place as Queen FameWhore
Some serious bashing going on already in this post.
Seriously ‘gross’ and ‘useless’??!!
Her great grandfather built an empire out of nothing; amazing that not a drop of that ambition and determination was inherited by this freak. I never understood why wealthy families don’t make working in the family business a condition of inheritance – you’ll get your money, Paris, after you get your degree in hotel management, become proficient in all phases of the business, and run a hotel on your own for x years. When people given things while doing nothing to earn it, they seldom value it.
^^ THIS!
Definitely!
I know her Grandpa is pretty pissed and has cut off Paris’ father form the inheritance.
I think he may have cut her off too.
Damn she is only 33? I thought she was way older at least 36. Put some underwear on please! 😉
Hey now, that’s an insult to 36 year olds everywhere (me included)
i say this with a sigh but.. Why judge anymore? I mean, is she really going to aspire to anything higher or better? In her perception of reality, how bad is it anyway? I have a “real job” and “act my age” yet most people forgot my birthday. She gets a huge party, free dress and news coverage (what she really, really wants), all while ‘designing’ perfumes and partying for a living. I’m not so sure I have it right or better, for that matter. She is who she is (which, nonetheless, ain’t much.)
I tend to agree with this…
She was more concerned with letting people know it was straight off the runway than being embarrassed that she flashed her beev. Good to know where her priorities are.
She’s going to be doing this even when she’s in her 50s. Wearing tiaras. Being a princess. Playing dress up. Grow the f up!
“Razor-burned squishy parts of the American Fame Whore”. That about says it all doesn’t it? Disgusting. I’d have whatever she sat on thrown out with the trash, which would be kind of ironic since trash just sat on it.
…Even Barbie has a real job.
Several of them, actually.
Paris going commando with that slit. Yeah, nothing has changed. And it’s almost like she purposely wants to spread the herp around.
“..I saw it in my friend @AlonLivne’s #NYFW fashion show..”
When I read that sentence, I swear I read it as @AlonLivne’s #NSFW fashion show
Ah yes, there’s nothing quite like a rapidly aging, sociopathic fameho, clinging on to whatever relevance she may have left. Karma’s a bitch, Paris, and she’s just getting started with you.
I don’t like wearing underwear if I don’t have to.
I actually like that dress, and if she’d done something else with her hair, I could even get on-side with the tiara.
But wear some duct tape on the crevice, at the very least.
Doesn’t going out drinking and partying ever get old? Seriously, she is 33 years old, stay home and leave it to the 20 something’s. Drinking and partying into your 30s …. Makes me feel ill just thinking about it. I guess, we really don’t know, maybe she was home by 10!
Attention: a cooties alert has been issued by the CDC! Seek shelter NOW! Do not sit on the same chair as Paris Hilton, or do so at your own risk. No anti cooties shots are available at this time. If you develop itching after sitting on the same chair Hilton did, just go jump from the steepest, tallest hill.
“Paris Hilton didn’t wear panties for her 33rd birthday party: funny or gross?”
Expected.
HOLY LORD THERE IS A LABIA ON THAT DRESS!!!
It’s not like she’s roaming around in the nude wiping her genitals on handrails and door handles. I’ve never understood this obsession with people who do or don’t wear undies. I mean if they practice good hygiene and they aren’t planting their bare parts on seats and the like where I might be experiencing a close encounter of the second kind then personally I’m indifferent to it.
And herpes… educate yourself if you think you don’t have it. The statistics are staggering and vary because there’s so much shame associated with it (because of the sorts of commentary you see here) But odds are great that many people who throw stones are actually infected and just don’t know it. People can carry and spread the virus in its many forms but never show symptoms themselves.
Coming from someone who NEVER wears underwear (so superfluous!) I think it’s a little different when you have a dress cut to there. Though the solution wouldn’t necessarily be undies, but perhaps a lower slit,
As far as the herpes, you are correct that most people have it in one form or the other. I have HSV-1 (cold sored) and I think most people do. I know lots of people who have HSV-2, and it really is time to lose the SHOCK!HORROR! Over it.
Dear God does she really think would anyone want to see her old mud flaps?
She probably has ‘Yosemite Sam sez Back Off!’ tattooed down there