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		<title>By: jess</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you learn those things waayyy before she was famous at 16. i think at least some of this is made up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you learn those things waayyy before she was famous at 16. i think at least some of this is made up.
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		<title>By: anonymous</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this story is sad.
it could be that britney is used to having everyone wait on her hand and foot..i don&#039;t know.----------------

a &quot;regular&quot; girl like this would go to a mental hospital...not that mental hospitals are bad or shameful...they are unpleasant and its painful for the people in there trying to somehow pick up the pieces of their lives one by one, while basically under the control of others...mainly for the sake of protecting the patient from hurting themselves.
i dont think that its not that she didnt know how to do those &quot;menial&quot; things,  i think its that she was in a completely devastated burned out condition that leaves a person in oblivion with little energy to do much else. complete exhaustion and grief.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this story is sad.<br />
it could be that britney is used to having everyone wait on her hand and foot..i don&#8217;t know.&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>a &#8220;regular&#8221; girl like this would go to a mental hospital&#8230;not that mental hospitals are bad or shameful&#8230;they are unpleasant and its painful for the people in there trying to somehow pick up the pieces of their lives one by one, while basically under the control of others&#8230;mainly for the sake of protecting the patient from hurting themselves.<br />
i dont think that its not that she didnt know how to do those &#8220;menial&#8221; things,  i think its that she was in a completely devastated burned out condition that leaves a person in oblivion with little energy to do much else. complete exhaustion and grief.
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		<title>By: juicee</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:53:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i grew up with maids and never had to actually do chores.  But I still know how to do all of those things.  it&#039;s not that difficult to figure out how to load a dishwasher and all that.  I can sorta see how she wouldn&#039;t be able to do her own laundry though, since when i was a freshman in college I remember a lot of girls who didn&#039;t know how to do laundry and I had to teach them....sad, but true.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i grew up with maids and never had to actually do chores.  But I still know how to do all of those things.  it&#8217;s not that difficult to figure out how to load a dishwasher and all that.  I can sorta see how she wouldn&#8217;t be able to do her own laundry though, since when i was a freshman in college I remember a lot of girls who didn&#8217;t know how to do laundry and I had to teach them&#8230;.sad, but true.
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		<title>By: van</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So, they taught her to do her own nails?  Not saying much since 2 of them fell off.  It is sad she doesn&#039;t have any &#039;life&#039; skills.  Sad to think about her two kids alone with her in Miami before her breakdown.  If she can&#039;t take care of herself, how can she take care of two babies.  It&#039;s not easy, even for those of us who &#039;learned&#039; how to load a dishwasher.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, they taught her to do her own nails?  Not saying much since 2 of them fell off.  It is sad she doesn&#8217;t have any &#8216;life&#8217; skills.  Sad to think about her two kids alone with her in Miami before her breakdown.  If she can&#8217;t take care of herself, how can she take care of two babies.  It&#8217;s not easy, even for those of us who &#8216;learned&#8217; how to load a dishwasher.
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		<title>By: m.a.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:32:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>P.S. Yeah, that tatt is not very good. At first I thought it WAS some kind of scab or something, until I remembered about her recent tattoo/ head shaving episode. People should put more thought into an artpiece that will be on your body forever. Oh well, there&#039;s always lazer tattoo removal! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>P.S. Yeah, that tatt is not very good. At first I thought it WAS some kind of scab or something, until I remembered about her recent tattoo/ head shaving episode. People should put more thought into an artpiece that will be on your body forever. Oh well, there&#8217;s always lazer tattoo removal! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: m.a.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with DogRunner. Most of us probably learned those kinds of skills in our early teens and beyond, but during that time in HER life she was doing her thing with her crappy music. Hey, I didn&#039;t say I LIKE brit-brit, I can just see how it came to be that she can&#039;t do things that we take for granted. So, I guess it&#039;s good that she &quot;learned&quot; how to do those things, but it sounds like she won&#039;t take those lessons with her, since she&#039;s been spoiled her whole life, and has become lazy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with DogRunner. Most of us probably learned those kinds of skills in our early teens and beyond, but during that time in HER life she was doing her thing with her crappy music. Hey, I didn&#8217;t say I LIKE brit-brit, I can just see how it came to be that she can&#8217;t do things that we take for granted. So, I guess it&#8217;s good that she &#8220;learned&#8221; how to do those things, but it sounds like she won&#8217;t take those lessons with her, since she&#8217;s been spoiled her whole life, and has become lazy.
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		<title>By: KC</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;TOXIC TIMES TEN&quot;...does that mean we will all drop dead as soon as we hear it?  I probably will, just due to the toxicity of the horrible sounds coming from her vocal cords.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;TOXIC TIMES TEN&#8221;&#8230;does that mean we will all drop dead as soon as we hear it?  I probably will, just due to the toxicity of the horrible sounds coming from her vocal cords.
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		<title>By: Homes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;d she learn, how not to gag?  She probably mastered that skill in Jr. high school.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;d she learn, how not to gag?  She probably mastered that skill in Jr. high school.
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		<title>By: DogRunner</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Makes sense. She had a career while everyone else her age was doing normal &quot;life things&quot;. 

Plus, she probably was the breadwinner and her parents indulged her to keep her working.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Makes sense. She had a career while everyone else her age was doing normal &#8220;life things&#8221;. </p>
<p>Plus, she probably was the breadwinner and her parents indulged her to keep her working.
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		<title>By: Kolby</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How to load a dishwasher?  Seriously?  I didn&#039;t realize a person could NOT know how to load a dishwasher.  I don&#039;t know why that irks me so much.

I agree that the lip tattoo looks terrible, like an old man who was smoking a cigar tripped and fell into Britney, burning her wrist in the process.  Ick.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How to load a dishwasher?  Seriously?  I didn&#8217;t realize a person could NOT know how to load a dishwasher.  I don&#8217;t know why that irks me so much.</p>
<p>I agree that the lip tattoo looks terrible, like an old man who was smoking a cigar tripped and fell into Britney, burning her wrist in the process.  Ick.
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