Kaiser’s already covered Scarlett Johansson’s tiny Armani bump at the premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier in LA. The men were a bit of fun too. Chris Evans managed to put some heart into it and show up for his big premiere. He seems to favor three-piece suits, and this shiny blue one looks good. The beard is working, right? The douche glasses are not working (they never work for him).
Chris brought his mom as his date! That’s what all the playas do. Remember, ladies. Chris is single now. I shouldn’t be so catty. His mom looks awesome. I’d be really proud if my son was Cap. I’d also encourage my son to step back, look at the big picture, and realize that — as far as comic book movies go — he the star of one of the better ones. Chris will be fine.
The other guys on the red carpet were much more enthusiastic than their leading man. Anthony Mackie looks so fine leaning up against that bike. Just picture him letting out a “Hey, girl. Wanna go for a ride?” as you strut by him. Jeremy Renner looks very Renner-y. I’m suffering from a little Renner burnout. He’s everywhere! Samuel L. Jackson is playing the role of the goofball, which is fun considering his Nick Fury character is always such a hardass. Sebastian Stan is my pick of the evening. He’s MINE. You ladies can have Chris. I may take him back next week.
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I’ll pass…none of them are doing it for me! Ladies, they are all yours!!!
Thanks MrsPitt. In that case I’ll take Captain Sexy, Mackie, Stan, Renner and a little bit of Jackson for the cool factor.
I’ll take them all when you’re finished, V4Real. Actually, scratched that. I’ll take the motorcycle.
You can take the Captain but I’m taking Mackie, don’t make me steal him.
Pass
I’ll take Mackie, thank you very much.
I’ll take Chris. The other guys do absolutely nothing for me. NOTHING.
Chris, on the other hand…so incredibly hot.
Mr. Jackson. That is all.
Love Sebastian Stan!! I’m sad he isn’t the Mad Hatter on Once Upon a Time anymore.
Agreed! He’s the only one for me.
I knew I’d seen him somewhere before! Once Upon a Time – the Mad Hatter. Cool.
Mackie,Stan, Renner, whinny mama’s boy that is the sexy order for me
LOL! +1 and comment of the day!
Mackie’s still on probation with me after his DUI but so far so good. Evans does nothing for me so Stan and Renner it is!
Mackie! All day! Wow!
Agree with that choice. The suit he’s wearing is great.
+1 *salivates* 😉
I am SO ready to hit Dat Cap Ass.
+1
Dat ass! Yes baby Chris Evans all day, every day. Then a little Sebastian Stan on the side.
This times a gazillion.
Only if he twerks for me!!! Haha sorry to bring that horrific word back but he’s got a juicy butt
LOL. What a great visual! Captain Twerky…
Mackie and then Renner. Chris Evans really does nothing for me. I hate to say it, but I am more into Pine. WTF?
With you 100%!! I don’t get the Evans thing at all, but whenever I watch Pine as Cap’n Kirk, I get the lady tingles 😀
I have the same problem @Kaiser! Doesn’t bother me, the heart wants what it wants. 😉
Sebastian stan is looking goooood. He’s my pick too.
But they all look good!
Jeremy Renner. Just him, all the others just aren’t quite doing it for me in comparison unfortunately, a common problem.
Sexy little man.
YES. He’s definitely in Avengers shape — yum. I adore The Hurt Locker so I’d love to see him and Anthony Mackie together, though.
Always Renner for me too.
God, I love Chris’ beard. Dude, if you want to do nothing at home all night, call me. I’ll sit around and stroke your beard. And anything else that needs stroking. /not subtle /not kidding
My favourite comment of the day. Hahaha.
Gonna have to go with Mackie this time. I’m normally a Renner girl but “American Hustle” has absolutely destroyed him for me now. All I see is Joe Pesci when I look at him. I’ll take whatever is left of Sebastian Stan after you ladies above are done with him.
But he was so cute in American Hustle and he broke my heart.
Oh, I don’t know. I guess I will go with “yes”
Why wasn’t CHemboy there? He has nothing better to do than wait for his offspings’ premiere. Since that is not scheduled until later, he could have made this one. Marty?
I was actually wondering this myself. There were photos out just yesterday of him playing with his daughter on the beach( so cute, yet SO hot!), so I don’t really know. I thought Marvel made these guys go to eachother’s movies?
Oops you’re right, Hemsworth is definitely in LA and definitely still not interested in more Marvel appearances than absolutely necessary. I wonder how many films he’s contracted for?
Takes vitamins. Stretches. Clear throat.
Alright, boys! I’m ready for you!
I’ll take Sebastian and then Anthony.
Sorry, Chris, neither the beard nor the whining is working for me.
Crater Baizen (Sebastian Stan) Forever! I think he was the hottest out of all the guys on Gossip Girl, way better than the overrated and bland Chace Crawford.
cap, cap, and then some more cap! lol. then maybe some bucky, if i’m lucky.
he brought his mommy as his date, but his dad was also there. his brother was probably there too (but i haven’t seen pics, only saw a picture of his mom and dad).
quick question, where did the quote about his heart not being in it come from? the glamour uk interview? cause when i read it, i didn’t see it. here’s the interview (for anyone who’s interested): https://24.media.tumblr.com/2f6aa342af709830e1917f8dd8e3a884/tumblr_n22nq4ENxn1r00f26o1_1280.jpg
https://31.media.tumblr.com/291cafa8bfaec2d35579299e67f0e95f/tumblr_n22nq4ENxn1r00f26o2_1280.jpg
Yeah, the quote never appears in that interview. It’s a made up quote that supposedly summarizes his true meaning and then parroted without ever reading the actual interview. It’s like the old kids game “telephone” masquerading as news – which is what passes for reporting in most of the entertainment media.
Renner then mackie then renner again
Now that is an interesting prospect.
None. However I’d love to have a chat with Samuel L. Jackson, he seems fun!
Chris Evans’ mum gets the award for the smiliest mum on the red carpet!
Chris Evans, Chris Evans, Chris Evans!! In that order. 🙂 I really don’t think he’s whiny – in every actual interview I’ve seen he has been funny and personable. And hot, did I mention hot?!
They’re all doing it for me, I must say. Apart from Renner, obviously. I think I’ll take Sebastian Stan though, only because every time I see him I get a surprise at how sexy he is.