Good God, Brad Pitt is looking really good these days. He stepped out last month looking “refreshed” and then he was out and about on Friday in LA, looking like this. Only Brad Pitt could really pull off a ratty t-shirt and chinos and still look like Tom Ford personally dressed him. I really like his shades too. Brad was photographed as he left the Fahey/Klein Gallery, which apparently has some photography exhibitions. According to Us Weekly, Brad was checking out a Peter Lindbergh exhibit. Lindbergh has photographed Brad several times throughout his career, so there’s a chance Brad was looking at photos of himself.
After checking out the photos, Brad got a parking ticket. Allegedly. I mean, a cop left some kind of paper on Brad’s windshield, but the paper looks too flimsy to be a ticket. I kind of wonder if a cop left his digits for Brad. “Hey, man, you look awesome! Give me a call XXX, Officer HotBody.”
Oh, and here’s just a little bit more from Star Magazine’s cover story last week:
“The biggest point of contention [between Brad and Angelina] has always been the kids and how to raise such an unruly bunch,” the insider said. “And both of them are insecure about the relationship: she worries that he cheats, and he think she’ll cheat because she’s 12 years younger than he is.”
Despite the family’s issues, Jolie, 38, remains “insanely devoted” to the Moneyball hunk.
“She fell for him the minute they met, and he loves the way she is into him,” the source told Star.
One area in which the Mr. & Mrs. Smith stars don’t have any problem is the bedroom, as an insider says “they go at it like rabbits.”
“They are very kinky and will spontaneously hook up any chance they get,” the insider said. A woman who once cleaned the A-listers’ jet told she was “shocked” to find an arsenal of “like, a dozen” sex toys — including vibrators and butt plugs — under the comforter.
“Brad and Angie are much more mellow than they used to be,” the insider concluded. “Three or four years ago they were fighting all the time, but now they seem very comfortable together and put up with each other’s foibles. They’re perfect for each other.”
Vibrators? I would think that their sex toy drawer (closet?) involves a lot of handcuffs, whips, chains, ball gags and maybe even a leather hood (for him) and a leather catsuit (her). And why the hell would they need sex toys IN THEIR JET?!? How kinky do they get on a plane? For goodness sake.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Jennifer Aniston wouldn’t have been as kinky and insecure 😀
And this is all that needs to be said.
ZING!
😀
(Note: I am being sarcastic, given that this is just the chunk of chum to get the waters roiling…).
…and here I thought the point of these silly ‘ball’ exclamations were to diffuse rancor. It seems the brange fans are right, the tactic is used to ruin brange threads (Pitt being hot as usual is not a thread they’re down for) and deflect from aniston criticism (see her last thread where she looked like 7 day old meatloaf in the face). Jen loons are incredibly transparent with their b all play.
That’s just it…..the whole BALLS exclamations are not about Team Brange or Team Aniston, they’re about posters that aren’t that vested in either team, at least to the extent that some of the vitriol filled posters are, that can’t take any criticism about their idols and resort to personal attacks on the individuals that make those criticisms.
Eleanor did not insult or attack any individuals, she criticized the Brange…..which incidentally……….sarcasm.
Pointless BALLS.
“ruin brange threads”…?
what does that even mean? who gets to decide what “ruins” a thread? and how is this one “ruined”? because there’s no hate and nastiness being thrown around? I swear, it’s like some of you don’t like the whole balls thing because it “ruins” your fun of being nasty to others who don’t share your opinion.
no nastiness and vitriol? I call that a WIN, not a “ruin”. the ball thing has worked because it’s successfully put a slow (if not a full stop) to the nastiness. balls all day long…
and you’ll note that most of us ballers ALSO noted (down-thread) how hot Pitt looks, so apparently it IS a thread we’re “down” for.
Really? You want to get the ball rolling again?
and the first BALLS thrown out!
BALLS!
Balls.
Why?
Because, balls.
Hey y’all! I hate to admit my ignorance, cause I adore this site (& the camadarie amongst those in comments!) but I have no idea where the ‘ball’ bit comes from, or what it references… Would somebody care to enlighten me? Pretty please!
Have a good day, everyone.
Have no fear, JenniferJustice is here….
*BALLS*
Stop dangling them BALLS in front of the biters Eleanor.
Lol girl, quit trolling
No trolling here. Just good old fashioned Sarcasm! (Sarcasm that I finally understand!)
Fool me once, Eleanor, you naughty girl, lol
YAS, keep on trolling! Helping Celebitchy by baiting people to comment, I see you 😉 They will appreciate by the end of the year when JP threads are the most commented so thank you in advance!
I see you, ballers and short callers!
you’re so ballsy. I might just curl up into a ball after a post like this.
Oooh, I like the twist on the age difference–it’s very rarely mentioned about them.
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And, personally, I don’t think Angelina would’ve gotten with anyone who couldn’t thrown down in the bedroom department–and size ain’t everything (or so I hear).
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And seriously, I don’t know *where* these stories come from. I mean, I could see these stories coming out in the first year or two after they got together, but after that? When it became quite evident that they were going to stick together, as a family–travel together, take turns working, and so on…..I mean, seriously. They can’t even come up with plausible affair/hook up stories, because they are always together. We all saw how fast the Anne Hathaway/Christian Bale rumors got shot down, simply because Sibi Bale goes everywhere with him (and did you know she’s five years older than him? She looks amazing).
Agree. If a guy’s good with his hands, mouth, has a vivid imagination – size of the tool is less important.
Amen!!
LOL, 1000 giggles – but well said 😀
PREACH!!!!
And, Brad is looking positively scrumptious is those photos.
Best post of the thread!
Some tabloids come out with such crap that it is even difficult to imagine how they could think of that in the first place!
Pure fabrication. And I really didn’t need to see the words “butt plugs” while I’m eating my breakfast.
Brad’s hair is more brown than is typical of him, I think I like it.
Hahahahahaha I know, it’s way too early in the AM to be thinking about butt-plugs. Thank goodness I already finished my breakfast.
Yeah, an excellent example of TMI in my opinion. I really didn’t need to know that ever.
I’m well into my day and I didnt need to hear about butt plugs either, whatever the hell those are (I’m guessing they plug butts but why? Mid-coitus diarrhea? Aaargh dont even tell me.)
Brad’s looking hot as balls, man.
I wouldn’t mind jingling his balls
ballseye. totally agree.
hacchhhkk! cough cough. Sorry….hairBALL!
Brad’s not usullay my cup of tea, but I’d go BALLS OUT on him looking like that today. 🙂
Oh my…..my husband is looking sooooooooo hot!!!!!!!!! As for Angie being so into Brad, I’ll have to admit, I always felt it was the other way around…I think Brad was the one who was head over heels about AJ!
Damn, now I am not going to be getting a thing done today….except staring at my Brad’s guns!!!
I think he looks WAY better now, than he did when he was younger–even ten years ago. Like, I could appreciate ‘pretty boy Brad’, but it wasn’t my bag. I find Brad too stereotypically good looking, you know–like the dumb, blonde, hot jock….and I tend to drool over Native American, Middle Eastern, Eastern European (and Irishmen 😉 ) men…..so while I thought he was good looking, I didn’t think too much of him, other than that–looks wise (always loved his movies).
Juat wanted to say that I agree with everything in your post. I
Your hubby is looking mighty fine.
Agreed that your husband is indeed fine. And to all the people who say he’s not aging well need only to check out their nearest Little League game…I challenge them to find any dad/coach around Brad’s age who even comes close to his level of good looking, lol.
“I challenge them to find any dad/coach around Brad’s age who even comes close to his level of good looking, lol. ”
I have seen a few men around Brad’s age that looks just as good, though they are not all coaches or attend Little League games. But Brad does look good, better than he did a few months back with all the bloat. He chnaged his hair, lost weight and got a tan, now he’s the Brad I remeber and loved.
I see loads of older businessmen on the train and I guess I have a thing for successful well-groomed men in suits because I could literally jump each and everyone one of them.
If you take care of yourself and exercise (older men at the gym, *drool*), you can look great over 40 and 50. Pitt is not an exception and no offense but with his money and access to the best of the best, I was more surprised how ‘unhot’ he looked for years.
V4Real and Artemis, I’m not saying that there’s no one as good looking as Brad outside of Hollywood although I still think he ranks up there as a few notches hotter than typical guys his age.
I used Little League as an example because it has struck me when I’m watching my son’s games how when it comes to being stylish, fit and youthful, the women far outnumber the men, many of whom are just schlumpy. And I’m not talking old men/young women, I’m talking about couples who are all about the same age.
At least in my neck of the woods, if a guy who looked like Brad showed up, heads would be turning so fast there’d be a whiplash epidemic!
Usually I’m not into your husband but since the Oscars. Hot diggity mmm! I definitely prefer him well-groomed instead of those scraggly beards and Kid Rock hair (weird since I like bearded men). I would have guessed him in his early 40s so whatever he’s doing for the moment, let’s hope he keeps it up!
I fell into a JP-blackhole on Youtube and tbh, she seems more affectionate than him. It was so sweet and it fits with Jolie’s obvious need for intensity. He just soaks it in, which…men 🙂
To V4real, artemis and other fair weathered posters (or haters!) of the JPS — just a quick reality check: Brad Pitt makes movies, and changes his appearance accordingly for roles. He always was more of a character actor in a leading man’s body, and he has no issues, fcking up his image or whatever your perception is of his looks to play a part. That’s why when he dyes his hair black to play Jesse James, who had black hair – it really isn’t his own personal style choice (nor is it him wanting to look like his woman – an old bizarro rant from Jen hens and FF’ers), when he grows a natty beard to play homeless in The Fountain, wears a thin little moustache and a high & tight haircut for Aldo Raine in Inglorious Basterds, goes platinum to portray an Aryan looking former Nazi in 7 years in Tibet. or pumps up to play a buff colonel in WWII’s Fury – he’s doing it for a part – as that’s how the character reads.
Reality BALLS.
He had his long hair for ages after the reshoots of World War Z so what was up with that? And BP, to my knowledge, didn’t have a part in the Fountain because he dropped out which led to the production shutting down (amongst other factors like production costs). He had that scraggly beard ages after that film was shot with other actors.
Not all of his looks were for films.
so, because some/most of his scraggly/unattractive “looks” are for films, we’re not allowed to comment on how good he looks (now)?
and I’m sure you’d be just as understanding and non-combative if all of the comments were not so positive, right…?
I really don’t get it…one on hand, you have a brange fan saying that the ballers are not “down for a thread” that has a hot Pitt as the subject, and on the other you have a brange fan scolding us because we’re commenting on how hot he looks in these pics.
BALLS.
He looks delicious. I’m so happy he cut his hair.
Me, too. Best he’s looked in a long time.
I agree that he looks good…again because for awhile there not so much. Good for him.
I agree that this is the absolute best he has looked in a long time. The only thing I would change out are those pants.
I kinda liked the pants myself, Cecilia, but now that you mention it, he might be better off without them. *fans self*
@ Esmon
Good idea! Balls out — for visual aid.
All I can say is “Bradley William Pitt is one hot man damn”!!!
How many more made up stories we’ll have to read about these two?
I’m not a brangeloonie but every day there’s something new about them. If he doesn’t cheat on her she cheats on him. If nobody cheats then they’re insecure. Yeah..I guess having 6 kids together and paparazzi up your arse makes you feel so very insecure!!
Jeez reporters get a life and quit with this obsession!
Thank you! You said it all Paola!
Spot on paola!
Well, if they keep all that under covers, I would hate to think of what they have under the bed. I can believe they are kind kinky though, no shame whatever works.
Wonder if they keep Ball-gags..
Yes, with all those sex toys randomly left behind on the jet I’m surprised there were no Ben Wa Balls.
🙂
Well I love a good kinky story about Brad’s Balls.
LOL!
Vibrators are so standard and vanilla. Butt plugs..? Uh, I don’t even….
balls 🙁
Its too early in the morning to see a picture of Brad Pitt and then read about his butt-plugs.
**fumbles for sunglasses and aspirin.
I now picture Angelina in that dominatrix outfit that she had on in MAMS, with Brad bent over with aforementioned butt plug stuck up his…well, you know….and Angelina cracking a whip. I wish she’d make a BDSM film–she’d probably make one just as good, if not better than ‘Secretary’ (which seriously freaked me out for a while, because it was my first R rated movie for sexual content)…..
LOL *spit take*
So despite the ridiculous and sensational headline, Star admits that they have a great sex life, and are still into each other. Now Star, tell me something I don’t know.
Hahahaha exactly! 🙂
Butt plugs hahahaha.
So Star Magazine says they are “perfect” for each other yet a few weeks ago they were about to break up and next month Brad will be walking out sobbing.
Brad looks hot .
Kinky, I buy. Insecure, not so much.
Vibrators? I’m more turned on by the fact that they have a private jet 🙂
Brad is actually getting hotter in total opposition to the laws of nature.
He’s the real life Benjamin Button.
he and LL Cool J.
there’s a chance Brad was looking at photos of himself.
——————-DEAD lmao——–
he does look so damn good!
star magazine needs to stop making stories about the kids,angelina and brad is fair game but the kids stories are so mean and vicious.
Exactly! Especially this part “The biggest point of contention [between Brad and Angelina] has always been the kids and how to raise such an unruly bunch,” the insider said.”
Why do people keep referring to their kids as unruly, brand, brood and bunch. That’s So mean those kids don’t deserve this at all.
They always seem well behaved to me, at least in photos I’ve seen of them shopping, going through airports, etc…and it’s sweet how the older kids look out for the little ones.
Epiphany exactly!
Don’t the so-called polls always say couples fight over finances, housework, and children? I think that there is at least two of them that they don’t have to worry about. As far as fighting over “unruly” children, probably like all parents they sometimes disagree about rules/discipline etc. You know like most couples.
I just can’t imagine Brad being sexual. The guy may be pretty (for some) but he doesn’t strike me as very bright. I find them both pretty boring actually.
Well it’s been said the good looking dumb as a tack kind are usually the best in bed.
If you believe your brain being your biggest sex organ, then no. Never got his appeal, most pretty boy HW Alisters leave me stone cold.
Besides he is a terrible actor.
Wow, balls.
To the wall.
Um, you DO know there’s long been a worldwide consensus on how hot as fck Brad Pitt is, right?
Look, it’s fine that you’re in the tiny bitter ‘still not over it’ minority – but at some point you’ll have to step into the real world.
I guess ‘to each her own,’ as they say. 🙂
Also, I’m fairly certain Brad is in the 0.01% of Hollywood actors who are actually college educated, having struck out for H’wood while a senior Journalism Major at Univ of Missouri. Since he’s long been King of Hollywood, an icon, a triple Oscar nominated actor and an Oscar winning producer whose company consistently makes critically acclaimed films and buys rights to some of the best literary works and screenplays (light years before anyone else) — I’d say Brad has long ago proven he made the right decision by making such a move (leaving Academia) – it shows his intuitiveness and intelligence, not to mention self-confidence, which is always sexaaay.
I mean, he could be some middle-aged metrosexual balding short poseur no-name still-struggling so-called ‘comedy’ writer who has to hook up with a brain farrting no talent tv sitcom hacktress just to get famous at the 11th hour, but he’s NOT. Now, THAT is one dumb fkc embarrassment. 😉
Poor Bijou looks like someone is still not “Over It’too balls……
Busting BALLS.
“I guess ‘to each her own,’ as they say.”
if you really believed that, you wouldn’t feel the need make a post about what you call a “worldwide consensus”.
I think Pitt looks good, but I also think other actors are hot and I don’t go condescendingly scolding other posters who don’t agree. beauty IS in the eye of the beholder and people are allowed to have differing opinions on who is hot…to THEM.
Yeah, I guess travelling the world and doing good things for people, speaking at rape conferences etc is boring. Far better to be papped drunk, doing drugs, arrested by cops etc….. O.o
ooooo… 50 shades of balls! serialized starting today on star! collect ’em all! spanky spanky~!
new staff in Star’s fanfic department? should we frisk them for mommyp-rn and Harlequin?
btw? which one do you prefer? Mills & Boons or Harlequin books?
“50 shades of balls!”
oooo, good one, deb!
Irrespective of personal taste, Brad has ALWAYS been beautiful, and it’s an understatement to say that he is stunning in real life. There are very few men or women of any age, who are naturally beautiful like him. Possibly Marcus Schekenberg, swedish supermodel, is as naturally beautiful.
Brad’s preferred style seems to be unkempt hobo which makes people forget that underneath all that is a very, very beautiful man.
His brother Doug is just as beautiful.
He is not dumb. Only a gay or a completely ass would leave that woman. She is the icing on the cake of any women. Those eyes, those lips, that smile, that body. This guy is probably the luckiest man in the world. Its not fair. She sould be with me. If she was with me she would have a special treatment every day 🙂
Man you must be tripping balls.
BALLSY
Would hit it so hard….
i dont believe any stories about them that do not include Brad hiding under the table crying after unfair treatment of the Ice Queen.
i am sure they buy those magazines, open a wine and act those stories out.
Sorry but Brad looks terrible and bloated in the face. Not aging well at all. I am sure he is a nice person though.
BALLS you say….
He is looking FINE! But always has. He is a gorgeous man. But I do love, love his hair cut like this. Love it hard.
He appears buff to me but puffy in the face. I still get a poser vibe from him. He’s a good looking man but there are plenty better than him in my books. #1 my husband!
So he’s a poser, not a baller.
Every partner should think that their partner is the best looking the world. Because if you love someone then that would automatically make them the most beautiful, desirable and sexiest person in the world.
I think my husband is the best looking in the world but that doesn’t mean I have to compare him to another man or to put down the other man’s looks just to prove a point.
Maya,
if I had never laid eyes on my husband and he was standing next to Brad Pitt he would still be a better looking man imo. Looks are subjective. Someone else may disagree. That’s fine.
@Maggie
Personality factors in, too. A LOT. You can be the hottest person in the room, with the best body, best skin, etc–but most people aren’t going to put up with you for very long if you have a nasty attitude, or are a jerk. Looks fade real fast when you don’t have anything more than that.
That’s right VC: ugly radiates from within.
BALL-Y-HOO
Anybody wouldl be insecure with Angelina. She is world’s most beautiful woman and she is not even trying hard.
Eh I concur she’s a beautiful woman (world’s though? I’ve seen other beautiful woman and I haven’t even seen 99% of the rest of the world 😉 ) but if you’re insecure because somebody is beautiful, you must have low self-esteem. Beauty does not mean you’re better than somebody else and it’s sad that people put so much value on beauty. That’s not the standard we should be measuring people by.
I’ve said it before, I have a gorgeous friend (ain’t nobody checking for other women when she’s in the room) and she appears so confident + tons of sex-appeal and all her relationships (friends, lovers) go to pot because she hides her temper tantrums in the beginning. Plus she can’t stop talking about her body and comparing herself to random people. I love her to bits but she taught me that being beautiful ain’t worth shit when you have a lot of inner conflict and sadness.
Angelina is gorgeous in my opinion but her body leaves a lot to be desired. I fell in love with her face and personality so I made an exception for her body. Now if she had Halle Berry’s, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba or even Cam Diaz body type she would be the entire package.
Yep I have big hairy balls for saying that.
Brad has exceptionally good style in dressing, and I like him with his hair a bit longer – not too long though. And he seems to be a really nice guy. That being said, I have never found his face especially beautiful (compared to someone classically handsome like Paul Newman) . The expression on his face makes him look a bit dense. On top of that, yes – he still looks bloated.
So Angie was able to have a complicated medical procedure over the course of a few months, travel across the world with drains hanging from her body, and not one person knows or talks.
Toss in a butt plug and a few rabbits, and the world is on speed dial.
Bollocks on toast.
I started to read the post before the pics had finishes loading so as i was scrolling up i was like ‘yeah, yeah, how hot can he- GODEYAMN!!’ he looks massively buffed and a lot younger- i wonder how much of it is just better hair, a clean shave, and a tan? And the, uh, neckline of that shirt is doing him all kinds of favors, but are those… ruffles?
And then i’m thinking, maybe he just looks hotter cuz he s not standing next to Angelina, and he’s so much less noticeable otherwise.
He looks really good! Wow! I don’t think they they need to specify WHAT types of sex toys these two use, ok? Geez!
Damn he is still so hot! And he’s what, 50?!
He’s looked puffy and doughy for so long. I really thought he had hit the wall. It’s great to see him looking good again.
I think this is all made up to provide fluff for the tidbit about the sex toys left behind on the jet.
Gorgeous!
I would cry for days if he undressed himself in front of me.