Kris Jenner was hospitalized for some mysterious internal pains yesterday and received some kind of scan. (Probably a CT scan.) She hasn’t disclosed what it was and it’s possible she’s waiting for test results. Kris seems to be fine now as she’s back on social media and recently sent out a photo of a cute Easter table settinghas a follow-up story that Kris is doing “great” and “feeling well.” Here’s more from The Kardashian Network:
The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star “went to the hospital for some internal pains she was having,” a source tells E! News, and also “got a scan for precautionary reasons.” As of this afternoon, the 58-year-old mother of six was choosing to (understandably) keep the details of this medical matter private.
Fortunately, Kris has always made a habit of taking good care of herself from the inside out. “She lives healthy,” said celebrity chef Rocco DiSpirito, telling E! News, “I send food to California for her every day, and she follows my diet.”
This diet is about “maintaining” her weight, though, says chef Rocco, “because she looks great [and] she doesn’t need to lose weight.”
Kris is also committed to fitness—and has hot body to prove it! When KIIS FM’s Kyle and Jackie O Show co-hosts commented on Kris’ fit physique, she commented, “God knows I try!”
“The older you get, the harder it is.,” she admitted. “I love to work out and love to feel like I’m in shape and I like to feel good about myself.”
E! is such a Kardashian ass-kisser, including details about Kris Jenner’s “hot body” in the same story as her minor medical crisis. Give me a break. (Love you otherwise E!, call me!)
Bruce is said to have gone with Kris to the hospital. Does this mean that they’re back together, that he’s still supportive of her when she needs him, or was his whole midlife crisis and alleged transition a big ratings ploy cooked up by Kris?
To me “internal pains” means appendix, but of course it could be anything. Plus, if Kris Jenner had something explainable like appendicitis or diverticulitis I assume she would make an announcement. Those are simple diagnoses that are easily explained. Maybe they didn’t find whatever was wrong. (Which doesn’t mean she doesn’t have either of those, sometimes they just can’t figure it out right away.)
Also, there was a story about Kris Jenner in this week’s Star that was built up around a tweet that daughter Kendall, 18, sent out earlier this month. She wrote:
"what do you want me to do IM DRUNK!" -my mother
— Kendall Jenner (@KendallJenner) April 10, 2014
Yeah, what else is new? I would say that Kris Jenner is probably pissed that her daughters are using social media to trash her, but all publicity is good publicity to her. Plus Kris tweets drunken photos of herself. She doesn’t care if we call her a drunk, she’s proud of it. That pretty much explains her whole career.
Photo credit: WENN.com and FameFlynet
Doc left some silicone in the wrong place?
Or maybe her last shred of dignity was trying to claw it’s way out and make a run for it?
I thought that left when she sold out her daughter.
Satan sending warning pains to get the lead out on getting a lockdown on North West? I mean the child’s nearly a year and hasn’t even had a false eyelash line out yet. Get on that, Kris.
I think she drinks lots and therefor I think it has to do with her liver. Or this could all be a stunt for the show. With this crew only they know what’s real and what is fake and 99% of everything they do is fake or so I think.
Ha ha ha ha-ing @ ” career”
It’s probably her soul trying to sneak back in.
Or the demon trying to break out through the plastered facade.
ha, I had typed out it was the devil coming for his soul but felt bad.. (obviously not too bad)
I think Bruce went with her because they’re friends, I believe that they do care about each other.
@blue marie , I don’t wish her harm. I don’t like her, but off hand, I can’t think of anyone I wish pain and suffering on. A good comeuppance sometimes, but not an illness.
@kiddo I didn’t think you did, sorry if it came across that way. I knew you were joking. I’m with you, I’d like her deeds to bite her in the @ss but I don’t wish harm on anyone.
@blue marie, Oh, I know, don’t worry. I just figured that’s why you hesitated yourself.
+10 points to House Paola.
Bruce wanted to know where she kept the really NICE lingerie…
It was probably caused by lack of attention, I dont think people are paying as much attention to them as they used to. Nothing like a good mysterious illness to garner some sympathy attention.
Which is why she’s running all over town making restaurant reservations so she can turn around and cancel them, publically. TMZ has a story about a gang that is publishing false stories about the Kardashians, making reservations in her name, and spreading false rumours about the KKlan. She doesn’t have the time to be in the hospital.
it’s satan coming to claim his due. her liver, since her soul is long gone.
+1.
Probably caused by the big hard black lump of coal sitting where her heart used to be.
I don’t think we need to worry about a heart attack.
“Understandably trying to keep this private”-um, what? What does this family ever do that’s private and not for public consumption/ratings?
Maybe she’s pregnant? LOL
Damien?
No Damian was Kim!
I feel bad laughing at some of the comments here but this whole thread is hilarious so far! lol
Yes @Dani2 – I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at these comments. The jokes just write themselves on this story. People are just being funny no one is wishing something bad on Lucifer’s Homegirl.
@Truth-whoa, a tad harsh. Both of my parents died 10 months apart from lung and pancreatic cancer respectively, and no matter what or who, it’s a rough road. Aside from that, I cannot stand this woman or her gross and pitiful offspring, which were probably hatched under rocks. The worst thing we can wish on Kris Jenner (and the best hope for all of us) is that no one pays her any attention anymore. Ugh, slink away Kardashians, slink away!
A cancer, the world hopes.
LOL what ‘career’? Have i missed something?
I don’t want to say anything too snarky just in case it’s actually something serious. It does,however, sound like a story line for K.U.W.T.K.
If that orange colour of her skin is not due to bad self-tanning (why do people still DO that!?!?) my money is on her liver. If the drinking claims are true, you can only do that for so long before you start to get alcohol-induced gastritis, pancreatitis, all sorts of fun stuff.
Now, who wants a nice glass of Malbec…..meeeeeeee!
Oh, and that black outfit is OBSCENE.
That is all.
And I still don’t feel sorry for her.
A camera. Trying to make her own new XXX tape to sell.
A rectum cancer, I hope. And that she dies.
Happy Easter, everyone.
That’s a little much in my opinion. Take it easy.
Seriously. Yikes.
I’ve watched their show and even if a test result is 100% normal PMK will make it sound like someone’s dying. No sympathy here.
Whoa! In the last picture, the one with her holding a drink, does she not look like she morphed in Dina Lohan?!? Is that what the mysterious pains are? She and Dina are one and the same?!? But seriously, why does she look like Dina? Very strange. . .
Yes!! She does look like Dina Lohan! Give Kris a blond wig and they could be twins. Scary thought, imagine if Kris became Lindsay’s manager!
Must have suspected something scannable. Stones?
Headline of course made me think of the film Alien.
Yeah, she’s got an internal problem all right. It’s called assh-lery. And what’s with that frilly dress? It would look adorable on my 5 year old granddaughter.
Wind.
Not to put a break in the hate parade, but let me post something that isn’t full on attacking…
Constipation. Being anonymous here I feel say saying I work as a medical professional and 9 out of 10 times someone comes in with mysterious internal pains… they need to poop. Rarely is it something else.
Hope you’re right. Can’t bring myself to wish something dire even on the demon mom. I get trapped gas sometimes (generally from insulin/chicory root extract which is showing up in everything now to boost fiber on the label) and it is really painful and takes days to resolve. If I didn’t know what it is and I had money, I could see myself heading to an ER. That generally comes along with constipation, which is otherwise very rare for me. So if constipation can cause those kinds of pains, I can see why people would go for medical help.
I am one MILLION percent convinced that this is a stunt to try and detract from the Rob rumors that came out this week.
Oooh What were the Rob rumors? Do tell.
Stories all over this week about how Rob is either in rehab or fat camp. His “rep” denied the stories and then all of a sudden Kris got sick…
Well, Kim got her Vogue cover, and no one believed the Playboy rumors she started, so now Kris has resorted to trying to get the cover of a medical journal.
Lucifer is finally calling in his contract and is slowly taking her soul.
Did she experience an emotion?
sometimes when a demon eats your insides in order to walk among us in human form, there are some “settling pains.” kinda like new shoes or old houses. Just relax and let everything sink into place, Belial… Er, Kris.
Maybe she was getting her trachea shaved down to match Bruce.
Its probably her liver shriveling up… oh well, buh bye.