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		<title>By: RJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>RJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Idiot. Jesus was study Kabbalah BEFORE he met Madonna. Get your facts straight. Oh, and haters, get over yourselves. You are no better than her, we are all only human in the end.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Idiot. Jesus was study Kabbalah BEFORE he met Madonna. Get your facts straight. Oh, and haters, get over yourselves. You are no better than her, we are all only human in the end.
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		<title>By: Trashaddict</title>
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		<dc:creator>Trashaddict</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 06:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a great set-up Madge has got.  Lots of money, enough residual fame to attract men who are at that young and stupid, puppydog age.  Enjoy it while it lasts, honey.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a great set-up Madge has got.  Lots of money, enough residual fame to attract men who are at that young and stupid, puppydog age.  Enjoy it while it lasts, honey.
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		<title>By: DLR in Canada</title>
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		<dc:creator>DLR in Canada</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL.  Madonna is whacked.  She&#039;s the female version of Michael Jackson.  Won&#039;t be long before she goes whacko for real and starts jumping on sofas and swinging from chandlies like Tom Cruise did.  What&#039;s up with this &quot;recruiting&quot; for Kabbalah?  Whatever happened to just letting someone be themselves, and not forcing them to be like you?  Ya know?  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL.  Madonna is whacked.  She&#8217;s the female version of Michael Jackson.  Won&#8217;t be long before she goes whacko for real and starts jumping on sofas and swinging from chandlies like Tom Cruise did.  What&#8217;s up with this &#8220;recruiting&#8221; for Kabbalah?  Whatever happened to just letting someone be themselves, and not forcing them to be like you?  Ya know?  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kaiser: Love the headline -- priceless.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kaiser: Love the headline &#8212; priceless.
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		<title>By: Melville Clark</title>
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		<dc:creator>Melville Clark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 19:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does anyone remember the Terry Gross interview with Madonna? She asserted that Kabbalah had NOTHING to do with Judaism. Maybe the Kabbalah Center has nothing to do with Judaism, but Madonna&#039;s comment just confirms it: shrewd and smart are not the same thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does anyone remember the Terry Gross interview with Madonna? She asserted that Kabbalah had NOTHING to do with Judaism. Maybe the Kabbalah Center has nothing to do with Judaism, but Madonna&#8217;s comment just confirms it: shrewd and smart are not the same thing.
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		<title>By: kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that&#039;s our madge - converting men to kabbalah with her cooter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that&#8217;s our madge &#8211; converting men to kabbalah with her cooter.
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		<title>By: Orangejulius</title>
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		<dc:creator>Orangejulius</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I want to see him without those damned glasses!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want to see him without those damned glasses!
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>:lol: @ Madge Vadge Motel! 

&#039;Conversion&#039; here probably means he&#039;s wearing a bit of red string round his wrist and has temporarily swopped his evian for kabbalah water.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  @ Madge Vadge Motel! </p>
<p>&#8216;Conversion&#8217; here probably means he&#8217;s wearing a bit of red string round his wrist and has temporarily swopped his evian for kabbalah water.
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		<title>By: sissoucat</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kaiser: listen to Lizzy !

Besides, these Madonna dating stories are here to make us feel like Madonna has something extra - so we&#039;re willing to give her more dough by buying what she has to sell.

I hope she pays him well enough. I don&#039;t think he&#039;s that expensive, though. Don&#039;t know if bedding her is part of his contract, I hope for him it&#039;s not.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kaiser: listen to Lizzy !</p>
<p>Besides, these Madonna dating stories are here to make us feel like Madonna has something extra &#8211; so we&#8217;re willing to give her more dough by buying what she has to sell.</p>
<p>I hope she pays him well enough. I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;s that expensive, though. Don&#8217;t know if bedding her is part of his contract, I hope for him it&#8217;s not.
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		<title>By: Lizzy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kaiser, all you needs are millions upon millions of dollars and the ability to jump start an international career and you can get all the hot, young men you want! :)</description>
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