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	<title>Comments on: &#8220;R.I.P. Longest Fingernails in the World&#8221; morning links</title>
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		<title>By: bitcoocee</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/36427/rip_longest_fingernails_in_the_world_morning_links/#comment-2327736</link>
		<dc:creator>bitcoocee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 16:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>eww so nasty ,
cheryl coles are way way way better
whats all dis about it should ave a pic of chezza 
googgd ggreef
get a lif people</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>eww so nasty ,<br />
cheryl coles are way way way better<br />
whats all dis about it should ave a pic of chezza<br />
googgd ggreef<br />
get a lif people
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		<title>By: Willie Cummings</title>
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		<dc:creator>Willie Cummings</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How does she wipe her back part, With the Longest Fingernails in the World?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How does she wipe her back part, With the Longest Fingernails in the World?
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		<title>By: kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>alll i can think about is how much dirt must be under those nails. 

*shudder*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>alll i can think about is how much dirt must be under those nails. </p>
<p>*shudder*
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		<title>By: mojoman</title>
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		<dc:creator>mojoman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 14:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what if she has an itch (on her nose/tuchas)?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what if she has an itch (on her nose/tuchas)?
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		<title>By: DLR in Canada</title>
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		<dc:creator>DLR in Canada</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ewww, those nails are gross.  They come out of her fingertips like talons.  That&#039;s not normal.  Simply not normal.  Bleh.  :o</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ewww, those nails are gross.  They come out of her fingertips like talons.  That&#8217;s not normal.  Simply not normal.  Bleh.  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Shannon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shannon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 03:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That woman NEEDS bangs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That woman NEEDS bangs.
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		<title>By: Jaclyn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jaclyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 03:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>vdantev, I just noticed your comment. Ugh, I gotta read the comments before I post next time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>vdantev, I just noticed your comment. Ugh, I gotta read the comments before I post next time.
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		<title>By: Jaclyn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jaclyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 03:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Reminds me of Freddy Kruger!!!! Scary!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Reminds me of Freddy Kruger!!!! Scary!
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 03:28:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Freddy Kreuger&#039;s long lost aunt ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Freddy Kreuger&#8217;s long lost aunt ?
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		<title>By: perpetua</title>
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		<dc:creator>perpetua</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 01:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was horrified when I saw a desk clerk @ a local college trying to do her job with swirly 5 inch nails. Idk how she got the job. 

I would think this lady would be relieved to finally get her nails filed &amp; be able to use her hands properly? argh</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was horrified when I saw a desk clerk @ a local college trying to do her job with swirly 5 inch nails. Idk how she got the job. </p>
<p>I would think this lady would be relieved to finally get her nails filed &amp; be able to use her hands properly? argh
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