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		<title>By: bollywoodhunk</title>
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		<dc:creator>bollywoodhunk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>she is looks very beautiful and most beautiful her legs i like her legs almost 
thanks for sharing</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she is looks very beautiful and most beautiful her legs i like her legs almost<br />
thanks for sharing
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		<title>By: verbatim</title>
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		<dc:creator>verbatim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:29:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I read several other gossip blogs and the unanimous verdict in most of them is that she&#039;s a heifer, which is absolutely absurd. Everyone&#039;s calling her fat, obese, morbidly obese, none of which she is. I&#039;d give her about 123lbs MAX, which at 5&#039;3 is a perfectly healthy weight. Am I the only sane person left?!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I read several other gossip blogs and the unanimous verdict in most of them is that she&#8217;s a heifer, which is absolutely absurd. Everyone&#8217;s calling her fat, obese, morbidly obese, none of which she is. I&#8217;d give her about 123lbs MAX, which at 5&#8217;3 is a perfectly healthy weight. Am I the only sane person left?!
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		<title>By: GimmeABreak</title>
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		<dc:creator>GimmeABreak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 04:46:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t believe I even care, but what&#039;s the big deal?  Wow, she&#039;s annoying but she&#039;s not heavy.  Good Lord!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t believe I even care, but what&#8217;s the big deal?  Wow, she&#8217;s annoying but she&#8217;s not heavy.  Good Lord!
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		<title>By: boomchakaboom</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Greek: If enough of us come forward, maybe she will SHUT UP and go cobble more shoes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Greek: If enough of us come forward, maybe she will SHUT UP and go cobble more shoes.
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		<title>By: GeekLuva80</title>
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		<dc:creator>GeekLuva80</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ boomchaka...

I almost snorted out loud! Ditto</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ boomchaka&#8230;</p>
<p>I almost snorted out loud! Ditto
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		<title>By: boomchakaboom</title>
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		<dc:creator>boomchakaboom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 13:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My name is boomchakaboom and I like J.Simpson&#039;s shoes and boots. There. I said it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My name is boomchakaboom and I like J.Simpson&#8217;s shoes and boots. There. I said it.
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		<title>By: Donna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Donna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 00:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Jessica is fooling us all with her &quot;supposedly weight gain&quot;.  She just wore unattractive outfits that made her look fat.  She needs any kind of publicity she can get and this is it for now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Jessica is fooling us all with her &#8220;supposedly weight gain&#8221;.  She just wore unattractive outfits that made her look fat.  She needs any kind of publicity she can get and this is it for now.
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		<title>By: elisha</title>
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		<dc:creator>elisha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>From a PR standpoint, the &quot;fatroversy&quot; is just what she needed. She&#039;s gained sympathy, and is almost endearing when she jokes about splitting her pants. Gaining some weight was her 2nd best career move ever (marrying Nick Lacj=hey was the first).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From a PR standpoint, the &#8220;fatroversy&#8221; is just what she needed. She&#8217;s gained sympathy, and is almost endearing when she jokes about splitting her pants. Gaining some weight was her 2nd best career move ever (marrying Nick Lacj=hey was the first).
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s learned how to dress!!!

Oh I&#039;m so excited. That&#039;s a very cute outfit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s learned how to dress!!!</p>
<p>Oh I&#8217;m so excited. That&#8217;s a very cute outfit.
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		<title>By: barneslr</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She is a normal looking woman and that is nothing to apologize for.  The apologies should come from the idiots in the fashion and film industries who try to make normal women feel fat simply because they are not anorexic.  I think she look healthy and lovely, and does not give in to pressure to get skinny again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She is a normal looking woman and that is nothing to apologize for.  The apologies should come from the idiots in the fashion and film industries who try to make normal women feel fat simply because they are not anorexic.  I think she look healthy and lovely, and does not give in to pressure to get skinny again.
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