The whole Kardashian-Jenner clan has arrived in Paris for Kim and Kanye’s wedding. One exception: Brody Jenner isn’t coming. But who cares? Let’s just all feel sorry for Paris this week because God knows how many chairs, sofas and beds have been destroyed by Khloe Kardashian’s Ass of Lies/Pinocchio Butt. Every time a Kardashian tells a lie, Khloe’s butt gets bigger.
Here was my thought process as I glanced through this photo set at Fame/Flynet: “Horizontal stripes? Chica, please don’t… please let there be a butt shot… please let there be a butt shot… YES THERE ARE BUTT SHOTS!!” Does that make me a sad person? I don’t even care. My new hobby is getting hypnotized by Khloe’s ass implants. She’s “won” – she has the most absurd body of all the Kardashians. What’s even more absurd is that any woman with any kind of “wideness,” whether it’s a big bust or big hips or a big butt, knows to NEVER EVER wear horizontal stripes. It just makes Khloe’s Butt of Doom look even more ginormous.
Anyway, these are some pics of Khloe out shopping at Saint Laurent, Celine and Maison Michel with her sisters, some friends and Lucifer’s Homegirl. Khloe’s Pinnocchio Butt literally overshadowed everybody else.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Think how great she would look without the butt. She would be showing the rest of the Klan how it’s done. Instead she looks like a silly circus freak.
How does she even shop at those stores? Do they make a line for women with regular figures but a butt 10x as big as God intended? There’s no way she can wear anything off the rack.
I’d like to know how she gets in clothes like this…like does she put everything on from over her head? There’s no way she could step into that and pull it up over her ass. Maybe I’m wrong, I’m a guy lol.
@Crank,
I think lots of us wonder how a Kardashian manages to get dressed. Maybe they have a team of “dressers” to help get them into their clothes, like in Downton Abbey.
I swear these Kardashians can’t wear anything other than spandex on their bodies. So tacky and attention-whoring.
She must buy everything 10 sizes too big and have them altered – her ass starts half way down her back for gods sake!
It’s strange that next to her Kims butt looks normal 🙁
No it doesn’t.
~eggZactly~ I am sure they employ a team of tailors that travel with them too.
omg it DOES! it begins at elbow level!
You do realize that there are many black women who are naturally shaped this way and who have as you say “freakish” butts. And black men covet those women. She dates black men, hence this makes sense to her. I don’t see the problem, frankly. Her body. Calling it “freakish” is to deride the way God has shaped many. It’s like pointing out someone’s “jew” nose – even if they had it surgically enhanced to look that way.
Rara I’m hearing what you’re saying, I didn’t mean to offend any body type. I also admire the shape of women with large bottoms, when they are natural.
What’s going on with Khloe does not look natural to me at all.
But what you said made me think twice and I’ll be more careful with using a word like “freak” in the future.
👍 Thank you. My REAL butt looks like Khloe’s fake one. I’m not ashamed of it and I’m not “freakishly shaped.” We’ve been ridiculed and teased for years about our large bottoms, so I guess some find it weird that others would want to look this way.
@Rara,
strange comparison. What does a black´s women natural butt have to do with Khloe´s artifical butt? It takes more than an artificial butt to look like a black women or a black women´s body, at least. Khloe´s looks like added to her body and not by God.
I totally get where you’re coming from. As I was reading I thought the same thing.
But it is freakish *on her* because up until . . . what a month ago? . . . she didn’t HAVE this butt!
Thank you Rara. I’m a white woman with an ample rear, and I’m not going to feel freakish about it. It’s the natural shape for many women, of all shades, and if Khloe wants a booty, more power to her. How is this so different from breast implants? This girl is not trash. No one should be called trash when what they do hurts no one.
Also, I wear skirts and dresses with horizontal stripes. I love the way they draw attention to my rear and my man loves the way I look.
I’m a white woman who is hour glassed shaped-and my butt is ginormous. I don’t feel remotely “shamed” or badly when people are calling this ridiculous woman out on this. I think she looks unnatural and gross-her fake ass and her fake lips both.
Thank you. Do we need to post a clip of “I like big butts and I cannot lie”? A round bottom is an ASSet in my culture. The idea that she should disguise it as if it were something to be ashamed of is a funny to me. It would be like owning the perfect sports car then driving around with the covers still on. In my culture (latino btw) its the flat asses that are to be disguised. If your bottom is flat or hips straight, you are encouraged to wear loose fits and untucked shirts to hide it, whereas if you have Khloes features you ought to be showing it off.
To those who get what I’m saying, thank you. And it is all shades – black, white, Latino. Standards of beauty are so skewed toward rail thin types the idea that anyone would want to have that butt is mind boggling to some. Yes it’s much bigger than her normal butt – it’s not out of proportion to her body though. Tall woman, big boobs, strong legs – looks fine to me. And I’m one of those black women not blessed in this way . You want to see some extreme shapes look at any black men’s magazine – this is child’s play. It does create unrealistic expectations for people like me too so it cuts both ways.
@ Rara- I’m with you on a nice, womanly ass. I work out to get a good rear, and I like it. I am a fan of different body types, but my fave is a woman with a nice shapely butt. I just think that Chloe looks ridiculous because I firmly (heh heh) believe those are implants. They are out of proportion and look like they are made from concrete. The amount of plastic surgery the Frankendashians get is crazy.
Rara- Thanks for saying this, I have to admit I start feeling bad about myself when I read things like this. I’m middle eastern decent and I have a HUGE butt, like enormous, and a small waist. And when I was in high school people did say it was weird and freakish, so comments can hurt.
I don’t think we should be saying she looks like a freak because she wants to have a body shape like this, but more focusing on how sad it is that she feels the need to alter herself so much.
Can we please separate out the fake from the natural??? This isn’t about natural booty or indeed natural body parts nor are we making fun of people who come by them naturally.
We are commenting on freakish FAKE surgery.
Khloe had a NATURAL butt which she’s augmented to one that is too big for her frame and is pretending it’s all natural and god given. She’s also lost significant weight and yet her booty has become bigger in less time than all those years she yo yo’d and didn’t show a significant booty even at her biggest. As my American friends say, B**** Please!!!!
For the record, some white women also have this butt and lots of white men love it as well. I find so much wrong with Karsdashian fame and fashion, but I’m not with the body snarking.
It used to be something I appreciated about them. They made images of rounder, shorter, less waspy looking women much more mainstream. Unfortunately, much of this good has been undone by the circus they’ve become.
this is Khloe’s Peta ads in which she appeared naked.
http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/article_photos/khloe-kardashian-peta-lg.jpg
She’s posing in a way that makes her butt look bigger and it is half the size of what she has now. And she was alot bigger overall than she is now.
Khloe on the cover of a tabloid in a swimsuit
http://us.cdn001.fansshare.com/photos/khloekardashian/lifestyle-weight-loss-979570319.jpg
Khloe after the surgery
http://images.christianpost.com/full/59542/khloe-kardashian.jpg?w=262
Freakish FAKE surgery is the word (thank you, LAK) and commenting on this artificial looks does not include people/women with natural big/small butts, lips or any other physical marks.
A woman with big/small lips or butt is just that, a woman with big/small lips or butt.
A woman with, especiall overdone, fake surgery looks freakish to me I mean, really freakish.
I’m not judging, but just saying… It is a women’s issue because pure and simple, it is a freakish enhancement intended for the male gaze. Sort of porn. It’s too bad that she didn’t enjoy her own body. Poor Khloe, I would hate to have to get used to sitting on that new butt. It would interfere with my thoughts.
For all the ladies that have big butts – go girls – they are in style! When I was young, it was big boobs and a tiny butt. I had fake boobs installed, and found that the men that I attracted were pretty much primarily interested in having sex. I had them removed years later, because I like twirling and dancing in freedom. I still attract men, but at this point, I am just bored.
LAK and co.
The thing is we disagree on what looks “freakish”. Obviously she is augmenting it but I disagree that it looks too big for her frame. And this right here is where cultural ideas of what beauty is come in to play. I think in certain parts of Asia, in Europe and among persons of European/Asian descent in North America, beauty is defined by muted curves. The rest of the world doesnt see it that way though. This is not a “freakish” bum, its sized about right. Its fake but then so are the majority of hollywood boobs, big effing deal.
Now do I wish she did something meaningful with her life? Absolutely! But I also wish people would learn that your version of beauty is far from universal.
Amen, LAK. It’s not the bum, per se. It’s the medical procedure necessary to get it that’s freakish.
Chem: Sigh. i know you mean well with your comment, but I am British East African.
Thank you Rara. I’m middle eastern and basically everyone on my mom’s side of the family (including me) have big butts. Mine looks a bit like Kim’s, and I get so tired when I get on a kardashian post her butt and Khloe’s butt are constantly ridiculed, called freakish, etc.. Well a lot of us have the same butts and they are completely natural.
I know that her butt is fake, but personally I am not for or against plastic surgery (each to their own). I honestly think people think she looks freaky is because they know what she looked like pre-surgery. If this was the first time I saw Khloe, I wouldn’t think she has surgery, just saying.
@RARA @PATRICIA Both of your responses to each other are classy. Kudos for keeping it open and meaningful without spite.
Sorry, but anyone who purposely seeks out an ass like this (and sorry, but that is a freak-level butt–it’s not normal) is insane. How can anyone stand to carry that giant ham around with them? I don’t care if there are some weird men that have this fetish, I’d kill myself if I had that butt.
I see where you’re coming from, but I really think the distinction between natural and manufactured needs to be made. This is a family that has peddled dangerous diet pills, denied obvious photoshopping in their favor, and basically tells people if they want to feel good and look thin then “everybody should get a tan”. Nevermind the ridiculous corset thing she was doing to modify her waist. They are NOT a celebration of beauty, they are a testament to the beauty industry telling women to change everything that makes them unique and special! Those amazingly voluptuous women in magazines have curves for days in all the right (natural) places. I don’t see their skin being lightened or each one standing behind a product that could conceivably seriously hurt someone. I think the frustration a lot of people take out on her butt is a result of the frustration and anger that everything they stand for, how they accumulated their wealth, is built on deceit. For however others might feel about the butt backlash I’d like to put this out there: I am very, very pale, my hands and legs from the mid calf down often become grey/blue or blotchy red and white. NO AMOUNT of fake tanner will ever hide this, and if I wear sandals or shorter skirts I inevitably have people looking at me alarmed, or asking why I don’t cover it up with tanner? I also have a crazy flat ass I’ve tried every exercise under the sun, and most of my clothing looks sloppy and ill fitting unless I spend an obscene amount to have everything tailored. NO ONE celebrates skin like mine or bodies like mine. Even emaciated models seem to have something to keep their pants up. Oh, I also have a line that runs right across my belly button that forever causes a slight bulge above that makes any fitted shirt look awful. It’s genetic, every woman on my moms side has it – including flat assess. It’s very hard for me to champion a woman who not only denies her own natural beauty, but mine as well. For me, I find this disgusting for so many reasons, none of which have to do with a woman’s natural beauty. If someone wants to gets tucked and pulled, god bless – but don’t lie about it, don’t make money off other people’s insecurities.
Khloe is the only Kartrashian I’ve ever been able to stomach, however she shares the same problem all the women in her family have. Just because you can afford it and its “cute” DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD WEAR IT. Learn how to dress or pay someone a lot of money to give you sense!
To me it’s like the big lips that a lot of women want. Some women have them naturally and they’re gorgeous and sexy.
Then you have women trying to get the look by fillers or implants and it looks weird.
Wellll I can not say if it’s real or fake but she has been working out like crazy…the butt is a muscle that can get BIG and strong fast with lifting weights and working out. My white fiancé has the BEST man muscle bubble butt I have ever seen…women flip over it, I love a juicy booty LOL…I have a bubble butt also from weighted squats. That could very well be the reason her butt is getting fuller while her body is sliming down. Just saying, it does happen.
I blame LL Cool J
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84LUpG6ieis&feature=kp
I don’t think they are implants, I think she wears a padded girdle that she has in multiple sizes. I see seams.
I see them too but even if she doesn’t have implants, why would she do that to herself? She looks…so weird. I can’t even think of another word to describe her, lol.
I would hope!
Logic would have to say this is a joke….”whahah! gotchya!” is surely to arrive any day? I would say yes, we see “seems”, but it’s probably a shaper for the enormous things she’s encasing.
I know this means I watch too many old movies and old cartoons, but all I can think of when I look at her dress is prison stripes… A rather baffling choice! Also it seems that the top is oddly pinned in the back, to pull it up to show her midriff. Maybe it wasn’t designed to do that? It looks uncomfortable.
Is it wrong that I really really really am desperately wanting for it to be proven to be a stupid padded backside garment and not a surgical horror show? Like, for her to walk down the street and the sucker just drop 8 inches? Because right now, all I can do is stare and wonder, not only the obvious ‘why?!?’ but also a far more stomach lurching ‘how the hades would they ever DO that?’ She got so huge in that backend so fast that if it is surgery, wouldn’t it have required months of not being able to sit or walk normally? It can’t be just something like reverse lipo, the fat would move quickly to other places. Implants would have to be huge and deeply under the muscles and good lord that would have to hurt. Badly. She was the ‘sane’ one, what the frilly heck happened to her?
i wonder the same thing about butt surgery – wouldn’t it take months to heal? and for you to be comfortable enough to sit on that thing? it sounds horrifying.
@LAK,
I’m half Norwegian and half Kenyan…luo actually and I’m shaped like Khloe. I have no problem making fun of a Kardashian, but words like freakish…bother me some. I agree that her ass appeared rather suddenly but it suits her. She’s got the height for it and the frame for it compared to Kim’s. I’m just glad that the west is finally finding our body types beautiful. Whatever makes you happy I guess as long as it’s not overboard. And thank you Rara, Why should anyone hide their big butts because they are ‘freakish’ to some. There’s a whole world out there, sample it!
I don’t think it is a padded girdle.You would see the cut off on her legs.She has either had implants or fat injections.Her lips are just as bad.
Im with you on that. They actually make these butt lifts that basically look like Spanxs only with the ass cheeks cut out and they are designed to lift your butt and also make it appear 2x bigger but without the padding.
I so hope you’re right
K-hole is trolling. I see the seams of an undergarment and the prison stripes are for effect. K-hole drew press attention away from Kim. Thus, Khloe WINS!
She doesn’t have implants and if that’s the way she’s shaped or wants to wear padding to look that way. It’s small minded to ridicule her appearance. A circus freak? Really? She made the choice to wear those stripes and if she likes the way it looks, then that’s her deal. Okay, it’s not a good look on her but it’s her decision to wear what she wants.
she ought to be ashamed, she got a huge ass overnight..cause if she is REALLY working out–it would be toned but its not–its wild and loose.
she looks ridiculous and all of the blogs have commented on it.
only as blind person would not see it, LOL.
another site has side by side comparison pictures and they are hilarious!!
a mere few months in between.. LOL!!
I had a tummy tuck and you have to wear a compression garment for six weeks following the surgery. It’s to help train your stomach to the new, flatter shape. I’m betting she has some sort of butt girdle to hold the implants in for the same reason – help them settle into the proper position. Plus, they must hurt to sit on!! So the padding would be welcome. All “freakish butt” sensitivities aside, she looks like an @ss and it’s super fun to trash these people … so I plan to continue, lol.
I saw the seams also, byt i assumed they were from wearing Spanx.
Why do they do these things? Whyyyyyy.
My wedding’s this weekend too, but at least mine won’t have crazy attention-seeking sisters with ass implants and hideous outfits. Ugggghhhhh. They are proof that money can’t buy taste!
Congratulations to you! Hope you have a lovely day! 🙂
Woohoo! Congratulations, I hope you have a wonderful day full of love and family 😀 x
mazel tov! 🙂
Best wishes! You will have a lovely day of it!
Congrats babe!!!
Well wishes!
Congrats! Enjoy it, the day goes by too fast, especially after all the time consuming planning. We should ALL be able to afford wedding weekends. Have fun!
Thank you, guys! It was an amazing day, really perfect. 🙂
Oh honey no, it looks like a prisoner caught in a circus tent.
Lol, my behind is a third that size and I don’t wear horizontal stripes across it. Nobody needs to see that.
That’s just what I was thinking. I’m not fat or super curvy but I avoid horizontal stripes because they make anyone look bigger. But maybe that was her intention.
I have a thing for stripes but yeah–she cannot pull this off.
Also: “Brody Jenner isn’t coming. But who cares?”
Um I care! He’s the only one of these bing bongs that I actually wanna look at.
Come on, people, she’s trolling. Even a Kardashian has enough brain cells bobbing around up there to understand the effect of wearing this type of clothing on your biggest part. She’s doing the pap walk in Paris, for chrissakes.
With you on Brody, TOK! He’s the only one I want to look at too.
Except for maybe Khloe in her Pippa lookalike gown (if they really are copying William and Kate’s wedding)! I wonder if that’s it! They’re copying the wedding, and Pippa was talked about for her butt forever.
Never fear, there’s always wedding number four for Brody to attend in the future.
I physically recoiled at the first picture.
ROTFLMAO my big arse – but not this big. On what planet does this look good?
Hideous trash heap
I’m hypnotized too. I can’t stop looking or asking myself “Why?” How does she think it looks good?!
I’m amazed by her lips. Can she even close her mouth properly?
I know!! What is with the kewpie doll enlarged lips??? She looks ridiculous, giant head and crazy lips with fried hair and giant butt..awful combo!!
Hypnotized? You could get vertigo looking at that.
f***kin hell – Ive never seen anything like it – she could lie down and be used as a zebra crossing (with speed bumps already attached) LOL
+1
=)) Loool, I was eating a cookie when I read your comment and I almost choked to death from the laughter!
I can actually picture it :)))
Ha!
+1
Lie down, Khloe.
She looks horrid. Just horrid with that new butt and those over filled lips. Do these women never stop? I guess not. And to think they have fans for doing absolutely nothing of worth unless you count walking around and having your picture snapped day in and day out. Yuk.
I admit I’m no expert on the Kardashians but didn’t she used to be the sane one?
It’s like a reverse pregnancy. So bizarre.
What happened to her hair? Looks like straw.
THIS ^ made my day, LOL.
If I say Beetlebutt three times will she appear in Siberia?
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ThanK goodness I’d set down my tea before reading your comment, hilarious!
Her extensions looK terrible , she looKs a mess overall. I love the shot of the platinum Amex card. So tacKy, so pretentious, so Kardashian.
Omigod. You guys are killing me with the comments.
LOL, that’s too funny! Thanks for the laugh.
Holy mother of pearl… W H A T ??? I guess they never look in mirrors.
I seriously wonder if the kardashian family owns a mirror. Or maybe they need glasses. They’ll manage to look cheap even in the most expensive clothes. I really am baffled.
after thinking about it, maybe the whole family has Congenital Spontaneous Hemorrhoid Disorder. so instead of lugging a tailbone donut cushion around, it’s better to have it implanted directly. no fuss, more curves.
Maybe their homes only have the kind of mirrors that are in amusement parks. You know, the kind where they make you look distorted. Maybe when they look into them, the distortion makes them look normal.
Her nieces and nephew could ride her like a seesaw.
why is it in the last one she looks like Duchess Kate dressing as Beetlejuice-Stung-In-the-Butt-by-Bees for halloween?
holy shit… and, for a scary second, i thought that her outfit was made of latex or something, it looked so shiny in the first pic. but that’s just a window reflection, phew!
I really ope she didn’t get injections or implants and this is just padding, but I doubt it. So sad for her. Looks painful.
Gurl, that dress is wearing YOU.
French eye doctors are being overwhelmed by patient calls due to mass eyestrain from all that mass French eye-rolling. Oy.
Oh holy hell no!
Did I get hit on the head this morning or something? I think she looks fine.
yeah she looks great. I agree.
Me too :-/
I love the whole look on her
:-/
I think she looks great. Stripes and all. Guess I was hit in the head as we’ll.
I think she looks good too. If she wants to wear horizontal stripes then why the hell not? I’m a big gal and I wear them all the time. If other people don’t think I should because of my size well I have zero f**ks to give! #effyourbeautystandards
She DOES NOT HAVE A BLACK CARD. Sorry for yelling, but that’s a NORMAL person’s American Express….
” Every time a Kardashian tells a lie, Khloe’s butt gets bigger. ” LMAO
“Khloe Kardashian tries & fails”, period, would be a great headline too.
LOL @ this family.
Khloe looking like Optimus Prime and Kim looking like a who from Whoville.
Her ass looks straight comical, I get that self-hating black men with no respect for themselves are their target audience, but the soiled diaper looking asses are just ridiculous.
And now Rob walking around looking like Ruben Studdard. This family is a joke.
So rude, but so funny! LOL!
Khloe’s entire face has been redone as well. Since the problems with Lamar she has become an a different person inside and out. Lamar and PMK broke her down. Sad.
I guess it’s like when (some) women get breast implants – they want to show them off. She bought and paid for that ass, so she’s not going to hide it. I guess. Or something. I’m wondering if that ass was a medical necessity, to counterbalance her boobs and over-inflated upper lip in the front? She looks like a caricature. Trash. Trash. Trash.
That sound you hear is Stacey and Clinton’s jaws from “What Not to Wear” hitting the ground. Seriously do these people not own a mirror? ( We know PMK does not because she is Lucifer’s Homegirl and has no refection) This is just sad, can’t wait to see what Kim’s wedding dress looks like!!
I love you.
Lucifer’s homegirl has no reflection – LOL!!!!!!!!! This made my week. 🙂
I feel really bad for all Americans right now. If I were an american, I’d be very embarrassed that french media is getting this family as american celebrity. Seriously there is no one more tacky then this clan, it must be some sort of record or something.
I’m not surprised by the paparazzi being all over them, but I admit I was shocked when I saw people that I guess are fans following them around along side the paps.
..more like the French media is MAKING her into a celebrity by following her around with cameras. THAT is what I find most shocking of all–that the French media seems to care so much about these nobodies.
We have a million celebrities here–we don’t “send” Kartrashian overseas as a representation of our country.
Americans don’t embarrass easily – we are craftier than that. Perhaps the government will “accidentally” revoke their passports, so that the French have to keep them. We got rid of Bieber – the K-Klan is next.
Now if we could only get rid of Charlie Sheen somehow…
I don’t see what’s so bizzare,she looks great to me.
To cheer you all up, I hope, the weather forecast for the Paris area this
weekend is:
Friday: Cloudy with sunshine (totally accurate today as I am currently squinting
at my computer screen because of the sunshine hitting my screen) with
temperatures up to 24°C (high 70s, I hink)
Saturday: Cloudy with RAIN (no little sun associated with the clouds): temperatures
up to 16°C (mid-60s or so)
Sunday: Cloudy with sunshine, temperatures the same as today.
Much as I’ve been moaning abut the rain this week, I crossing my fingers for
rain all day long tomorrow.
Bad human!
It’s really absurdly obvious. I really want someone to ask her ‘Did you get ass implants?’ seeing as they never tell the truth, she’ll say something like she always had it. More like it grow overnight (or a couple of days). LOL
Also ever her lips looks crazy.
But she already denied it’s fake. She says it’s muscle lol
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/17/article-2631122-1DEED6E100000578-550_634x226.jpg
Of course she did! LOL That’s why everybody makes fun of them.
She knows full well that horizontal stripes make you look WIDER. I guess whatever is in her ass or on it wasn’t big enough for her so she came up with the bright idea of horizontal stripes to make appear even more massive.
Anyone else think she has body dismorphia? Just a guess because its obnoxiously huge and she really thinks it looks great because she’s been shoving it in our faces ad nauseum lately.
Damn that’s a huge-ass! She is ruining herself the Botox, lip stuff and now the ass of Doom😁 oh Khole girl just stop. I don’t get the whole implants in the butt thing it just looks silly and very uncomfortable. If u have a butt like this and it’s natural more power to u! But the fake implanted ones are just…yikes!
She was always ugly, IMO. Looks mannish. Now with this plastic ass and all the lies, she shows her true kolors.
I’m sorry, I know I’m a horrible bitch, but I really think this family needs to get blown off the planet. Like ride the Virgin shuttle to Mars and just stay the eff up there. (Sorry Martians)
AENFLEX you said it! Shoot them into the sun, PLEASE. I was going to complain about still more Kard Koverage but here I am, reading it. It’s like looking at a traffic accident – you don’t want to, but you do anyway.
Khloe was never a great person. Some articles say she introduced Lamar to drugs (she uses them to stay thin LOL) plus she was banging some guy on the side. Her true colors are showing and they are NOT pretty.
Nothing on these women is natural. Her butt is ridiculous NOT because of the size but because of the size on HER. She did not have that ass a few months ago. Who do these Kardashian morons think they are fooling. In a few years Kylie will be sporting a giant ass. It is the Kardashian way.
I feel bad for her. PMK really did a number on her self-esteem just because she was homely and chubby. Worst mom ever?
Is that backne? I swear she has back acne.
Good catch!
She has facial acne as well. She wears very thick makeup but she’s very bumpy irl.
Jeez, can you imagine what would happen if she actually laughed her ass off? I might feel the aftershocks here in Texas.
It would cause a sinkhole the size of Texas! 😉
Now, that is freaking hilarious!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
I don’t know how I’d feel about Khloe if she weren’t part of this Krazy Klan. I bet in real life she looks amazing. She’s very toned. There’s no bulging in those clothes (I know, spans, but she probably also spends more time with a trainer than the average person). And that butt might even be very flattering in real life, it’s just that Kim & Khloe are so absurdly tiny – which isn’t obvious in pictures – that Khloe seems weirdly proportioned by comparison. Again, I think in real life, she’d look more normally proportioned.
Khloe is huge. She isn’t tiny at all. She is 5’10”
The way you can tell how freakish she is is that here legs are tiny and then…wham! Fake ass.
Believe me, I work out daily and have a tiny waist but big ass, so I am not at all bagging on a natural, big butt. Fake body parts look, well, fake.
Sorry I meant the other one. Kourtney? Two tiny ones next to whom Khloe probably looks bigger than she is IRL.
What am I missing about this – I don’t even know what to call it, trend? Fad? She looks absolutely ridiculous, like some extra in the background of a Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker film illustrating the punchline of a joke about plastic surgery gone array. Has the competition for the crown of “Biggest Ass in the Kardashian Klan” gotten so tight that they’re now trying to win it literally *and* figuratively?
So I’m kind of scrawny and my bum although shapely from giant hips is flat… it freaking hurts to sit for long periods of time especially on nonpadded surfaces. An ass like that probably feels really cushy. I bet its great.
The Hamburglar wore it better
THIS!
Thank you all for that body shaming.
This isn’t her natural rear end. At worst, it’s butt padding-shaming.
I am so tired of this crap. Why did she lose all that weight just too add that giant fake as$??
Awww, don’t get butt-hurt!
(sorry couldn’t resist!)
*runs and hides*
I think the problem is that there are women who DO naturally have those proportions. So when people make fun of Khloe not just for padding/surgery but as though this size of ass is objectively unattractive, women who are naturally this size are being laughed at too.
Ok and I agree. FTR, I love a big butt.
I have a little one for which I have to do endless squats just to make sure it doesn’t disappear so I very much envy a juicy derrière.
But to be fair–women’s bodies are endlessly critiqued on this site. How many times have I heard Kate Middleton described as “hipless” or “built like a little boy” or Kate Upton described as “boxy” or “shapeless”?
Well some might describe me as a bit “boxy” and I have very narrow hips. Never once have I complained about the comments here-I don’t take it personally. It’s really just people describing what they see. Plus I’m not so naïve as to not understand that most of these people would probably find someone like Upton enviably gorgeous in real life and they only have the balls to say stuff like this whilst hiding behind a computer screen.
*shrugs*
Additionally, if someone has something that is surgically enhanced, I think people have the right to question what they paid for.
I think it has more to do with the fact her a$$ literally grew over night. Also, it bothers people that this family will straight up lie to people’s faces about getting stuff surgically done or injected. They believe the public is stupid and that is insulting. If it was natural, I don’t think anyone would say anything.
never mind 🙂
Do all of those K girls cut their dresses in two and show a little skin there
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She could be trying to keep attention away from her fried hair. Someone needs a deep conditioning treatment or a new weave.
I was thinking the same, her hair is fried!!! Or someone needs to invest in a new weave!!
So………..I’m seriously starting to wonder if she smuggles her drugs in there.
The POINT of this outfit is to venture into the absurd. I don’t understand why people point out that these outfits make their butts look bigger because thats what they want.
Exactly, they WANT to make their butts look bigger. They want us to talk about it, and it works every time lol.
I don’t think it’s implants. Some kind of butt pads maybe? I saw some other pics of her a couple of days ago and her butt did not look like this. Implants don’t fluctuate from one size to the next.
Thing is she doesn’t need teh butt enhancement. She’s an attractive, statuesque woman and her ass looked fine before. What is up with her?
I think they’re ass shots.
I’ll reserve my judgement on the authenticity of her rear, but don’t blame the stripes! Turns out they are actually slimming!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/horizontal-stripes-actually-make-you-336958
http://www.complexmag.ca/style/2013/05/40-style-myths-explained/horizontal-stripes
http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/general/photos/0,,20257818_20746766_30038818,00.html
Are you from the Philadelphia area where we LOVE our Tastykakes? I love krimpets!!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/reasons-philadelphia-may-be-the-weirdest-city
Weird and proud of it. The only thing I didn’t know was that “jawn” was a local term. Enjoy
Mmm, butterscotch krimpets.
Are we seeing her butt in 3-D?
I’m a fatty and I wear horizontal stripes because I love geometric patterns. I refuse to wear florals, which is rough because A LOT of plus sized clothing has flowers on it.
Stripes are classic.
I heard that Human Rights Watch is about to shut this sh1te show down as if violates fundamental human dignity. Sorry Paris, this should not have to happen to you my lovely city!
The Kardashians are going to look hysterical when they hit their 80’s. Massive lips and butts, plastic falling faces all with the latest trend hair. OMG. Can’t wait!
You won’t have to wait that long. Gravity is their enemy.
@Almondjoy I always appreciate your level headed comments. As a woman with an ample rear myself I get it. @nerdmomma My hubby can’t keep his hands off of me when I wear my horizontal striped maxi dress.
Thanks love! I really appreciate it 😚😙
She looks like a fool.
Oh wait. She IS a fool.
So there you go…
Maybe she got herself a pair of stanx???
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2014/05/04/snl-stanx-ad-video/
I am so over ass implants!! I am going to start a new trend. NIPPLE IMPLANTS!!!!
There is a new thing called “bra job” where you can get these implants inserted right under your breasts to give you the same lift an underwire bra would but it’s permanent. It’s really crazy.
there you go! i am gonna get them. then i am going to walk around and act natural and deny i had anything unusual done!
YES it makes you sad for saying all these things. You all must have a lot of hate to constantly say such things. I’m sure you’re just projecting your own insecurities
LOL, child PLEASE, ALL of the blogs KNOW that Klo HO is out there and trying it.
what’s pathetic is her thinking this is OK.
its ridiculous, heehee
Miss Pointy Hips
Will Klo be the next Kim???
nope
There is some weird competition in this family. I would like to know what a shrink would say about this family and all these, to me anyway, odd things that they do. Is it some form of group hypnosis? Is it based in competition for their mom’s attentions? I don’t much care about the heavy makeup, it’s fun once in awhile I guess. It’s the surgery (ies) that they seem to enjoy. Even the youngest one seems to be doing it already, to me her eyes look very different, more than just a makeup illusion. I don’t know, they seem to be very shallow to me.
@Nigel,
I’m glad someone brought this up! I’m not a psychiatrist (it would take a team of psychiatrists at a Swiss clinic to sort this clown family out) but I think you’ve pointed something out that’s very clear. I believe there is a twisted competition among the sisters. Yes, part of it is their need for the mother’s attention, & they have all said repeatedly that Kim is their mother’s favorite. That does mess up the other kids. Khloe, having been the “ugly duckling” of the bunch all her life, has very serious issues with her body & appearance in general. I suddenly can’t recall who got married first, Kim (Humphries) or Khloe, but it certainly looked to me like one wedding was a response to the other.
Now the youngest sister, Kylie, is busy transforming herself with cosmetic surgery in her quest not to be the ugly duckling sister next to the “swan” who is Kendall. Kylie has lost her original face entirely. This could just be me, but I think Kendall looks just like their Devil Mama, & Kylie is morphing into Kim.
I think the sisters’ relationships are pretty complicated. They may be “close” in whatever way they define it, & I’ll buy that they love each other, but they are always jockeying for position & to be the center of attention. Well done, Kris Jenner.
Indeed, the Kylie-Kim morph is happening as we speak. I suspect the transition is nearly 3/4 the way through:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/21/kylie-jenner-does-not-look_n_5366977.html
Oh, that’s just sad.
Khloe’s butt isn’t that big. She’s wearing spanx like the rest of the klan is.
What has she done to her face? She looks like she paid a visit to whoever messed up Kim’s face.
I have to give Kris some credit. All of her children are beyond financially secure due to her business decisions. Their family is a brand now. A ratchet brand, but a brand none the less.
The large butt on Khloe is new. I’m assuming it’s butt pads. Why? She’s a beautiful woman. Don’t try to emulate Kim, it doesn’t work for her, it won’t work for Khloe.
Guys have beard growing contests. The Kardashians have ass growing contests.
I’ll give Khloe a pass since she was humiliated by Lamar. This is her “revenge body”. A butt like that would make me feel insecure. Everyone’s looking at it, whether they think it’s attractive or not. It’s just sticking out her back.
Eh. I could never.
A lot of people used to claim Coco’s derriere had butt implants, but it turned out her bottom is 100 percent real, and she does a lot of special exercises to maintain it. I don’t know whether Khloe has implants or not not but I LOVE how her bottom looks. I hope we get to see some nice photos of Khloe at the beach sometime. I have no intention of getting implants but I would sure love to have a butt that looked as good as hers.
Totally agree with you, darling! Love her curves!
xoxox,
CC
I think all woman should be more accepting of their natural bodies and of each other.I am old now but in my younger years I looked great.No big bottom but a very nice curvy shape when Twiggy was what young girls aspired to.No this family is not hurting anyone with all the plastic surgery but I think its a shame they feel the need to do so much of it.In response to an earlier comment this Jew loves her natural Jew nose.Never even considered changing it but to those who do so what.I have had no plastic surgery and never will but as long as my husband of 40 years still loves to hold me tight when dancing and calls me his sweetheart I am more than happy with my laugh lines.
I hope she’s just giving butt pads a spin and hasn’t done anything permanent.
I’ve had people accuse me of having a fake butt, because it’s the last place I lose weight from. when I was in college I ran track and had a tiny waist, but a large bottom. My legs thinned out but my butt barely shrank. So, as much as i hate defending the Kardashians, I think it’s messed up to call someone freakish and their butt disgusting. Someone made a comment that no one is saying that as much about breast implants and lip injections, which is completely true. I can’t help but think that the undertones of this lies in the fact that it’s not a western standard of beauty so it’s okay to insult. I live/work in the LA area and see so many exaggerated features all the time, but it’s accepted. seems like a double standard to me.
” I can’t help but think that the undertones of this lies in the fact that it’s not a western standard of beauty so it’s okay to insult. I live/work in the LA area and see so many exaggerated features all the time, but it’s accepted. ”
SO GLAD you said this @dominique. I’ve actually thought this several times. Most times, people see unnatural looking breasts, jacked up lips, ridiculous botox, hideous tanning and it’s all kind of taken in stride–comments are made about it’s general unattractiveness or that it looks “weird, fake” but not as much freakish or just so many nasty things I see on here. Thanks for voicing that!
Looking at the photo’s side by side – Billy Corgan and Khloe would make an intriguing couple, and cute as a button babies – and Billys kitties even look a little like her sisters (except cuter of course)
Cranks up the Sir-Mix-A-Lot…”Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt….”