Here are some new bikini photos of Jessica Simpson – she posted them to her Twitter and Instagram over the holiday weekend. Jessica “got with the program” in a big way after she gave birth to her second child, son Ace, last year. I wasn’t expecting that – I thought Jessica’s Weight Watchers contract would be hanging over her head for a long time, but she actually stuck with the program, worked out a lot and now she’s showing off her extremely toned body. Personally, I liked Jessica when she was a little bit bigger and less… sinewy. But she looks great and she has every right to be proud of her body. She worked hard and avoided those “slutty brownies” that were her downfall during her first pregnancy.
As for Jessica’s future plans… a few weeks ago, Us Weekly said that Jessica had given up on the idea of some kind of fabulous destination wedding. She had been trying to make wedding plans in Italy for the longest time, and Us Weekly says that now Jessica wants something closer to home and a little bit more low-key. The idea now is that Jess and Eric Johnson will marry over the Fourth of July weekend in Santa Barbara. Us Weekly also says that Jessica isn’t interested in wearing white for her second wedding: “Jessica is having something unique made. It will be very different from the Vera Wang she wore to wed Nick Lachey.” Maybe she’ll get married in a pink bikini.
Photos courtesy of Jessica’s IG & Twitter, WENN.
Her legs are super toned, but good God, it looks like she’s sucking in a gut to save her life.
It does seem like it. My first thought is her top half doesn’t match the bottom. It just seems soft at top and super toned down bottom.
Still, good for her.
i had the same impression. Isn’t it weird that the big boobs are still there? I know she’s probably still breast feeding but when I lose weight the boobs are the first to go.
The heels are also adding to the leg tone – high heels make you flex your legs.
Her boobs have always been big.Peoples bodies change after they have babies.Look at Britney Spears.You have babies back to back like that and it does take a toll.She looks good and seems happy.There has always been something likable about her.
I think it’s her implants. They have settled and stretched the skin, giving that larger softer look. Her legs really are sinewy. Wow.
She looks good but her boobs are so huge it’s like they belong on a different body! I’m surprised she didn’t lose more weight in her breasts. I think she’d look better a little more evenly proportioned (I have huge boobs too so I know what a pain it can be which is why I’m always surprised so many women keep getting huge breast implants. I wish mine were smaller!) Jessica’s legs look great though and she looks healthy. If she really did it through WW and exercise, then good for her. Never sure though, with celebs if there wasn’t some tummy tucks or lip happening as well.
Good for her. I’m slender-looking with clothes on, but really weak, as I’ve learned lately. Need to get my tush to the gym and get some healthy exercise so I can stop being so crazy tired all the time.
Yes she is, it’s raising her shoulders and making her look like a line-backer. Great body, bad pose.
Agreed! Bad pose and Jess, for the love of all that is holy, please no duckface!
I can’t help but love her, she seems so harmless and I give her props for her successful retail accomplishments but…no duckface!
Yeesh I am built just like her. Broad shoulders, hard to tone arms. Even at 132lbs I had the flabbiest arms, that in a picture from just the top I would look heavy, but then I was super skinny below. My big boobs didn’t help and the dont seem to be helping Jessica either. She looks pretty good, but she lives in a different realm than I do. I’m black and would kill for an hourglass, but it just aint gonna happen
Ok maybe that’s what’s throwing me off, I looked at the photos and thought something about her body looks weird but couldn’t figure it out.
@Tifygodess24 you know, I see something odd about her face. Is that super duckface or did she get something pulled up-it’s weird.
She really has the stubbiest little legs too. Not her fault and no shade but she really could have mitigated it by wearing better heels. Of course the girl has terrible shoe game so it’s not going to happen but I can dream.
Agree. Looks super awkward.
Those were my thoughts as well. If she sucks in an harder she is going to pass out!
She looks great. Good for her! I really enjoyed my food during and after my back to back pregnancies too. Time for me to get back in shape too!
Love the pose-so obviously sucking in. I feel bad for the way people talked about her during her pregnancy but I could care less what she looks like now.
Yeah. Good for her. Why not? It’s that swimsuit that’s the real travesty in this story. Skankerriffic!
ThAt is a truly horrific swimsuit. Like an inca inspired piñata.
hahahhaha
Kudos! She looks really great
She looks good but her legs that are too muscly for my taste.. but thoes shoes. Good god. Burn them!
And talking about low key weddings…. E has just published pics of kim’s dress
I think on another person, they wouldn’t look as odd, but she looks a bit disproportionate between her top and bottom.
I tend to suspect this is caused by having two babies. And not having the immediate tummy tuck following the last one.
Jessica will never get that tiny waist back, without a tiny bit of work. At the plastic surgeons office. It sucks. But sometimes the skin, will not snapped back. And that little tuck is needed.
Plus she is maybe 5’2. So being that small and having any extra weight/skin in the middle… keeps her from obtaining a 24 inch waist again. Which is not a bad thing. She still looks fantastic.
God, Yes! Paola I came to find out if anyone was irrationally hating those stupid shoes with the platform and the weird curl up shit she INSISTS on wearing They are so Godawful
I don’t know why shw wears those hooves. Gawd i really don’t know.
wow, she’s really tiny. i think she’s even smaller than her dukes of hazzard days. i like jessica, wish we had more posts on her than kk.
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Liking people doesn’t bring in the traffic. When people stop wanting to tell the world how much they hate KK the posts will vanish. And the world might be a better place when it’s not as motivated to hate.
She looks good. I will not throw shade at her because she actually did the work which for her is telling the cook what to make! But we all know that Jess likes to have her drinks and she managed to stay on the plan anyway. So YES good for her!
Looks good
Love her legs! I’m a muscle girl, so they definitely appeal to me. Dang. But don’t thank Weight Watchers for that body – gym, gym, gym.
probably a mixture right? WW to get the weight off and then the gym for the tone?
Awkward photos! But she looks amazing. Good for her. Love the bathing suit.
I hope she doesn’t pass out from sucking in so hard.
It looks like she’s very “posed” and stilted looking. I feel bad for her, in a way. That cannot be comfortable.
I’ve always grouped jessica in with people like Oprah and Kelly Osbourne. All of them have been thin at points (Kelly and Jessica are now) – but they always seemed like they’re far happier when they were heavier. Kelly has seemed to get meaner the smaller she got. Oprah always seemed at her most content heavy. Heavy Jessica gave off a vibe of “happy-don’t-give-a-crap-mom-jeans-sassy-southern-woman” type of thing. Skinny Jessica seems like she’s constantly sucking it it. I’m trying to not sound harsh in saying this. I just get an air of self-denial about Jessica now.
Anyone out there who thinks this wedding won’t happen? And sad to say that pic brings to mind that Courtney S girl- must be the awful shoes!
i hope the wedding doesn’t happen.
don’t know what she’s thinking being with this guy.
he always looks unkempt and dirty…like he just rolled out of bed…
and what does he have to offer?
ugh
yes, when jess dresses this way (as she often does) she cheapens herself on the level of that awful stoddard person.
I am not going to say she doesn’t look pretty good after two kids in a short amount of time but come on, girl is almost passing out from sucking in her stomach.
It looks photoshopped . I think she has lost a ton of lbs but it looked weird. Good for her on her success.
It really does.
And her arms look very soft. How her legs are that cut and her arms aren’t makes me question this.
And yes. Good for her, but also no praise. She ate junk and avoided the gym like the plague. Even when under millions on contract to do so. That it took her this long without a job is pitiful.
She looks just like Tracy Anderson now which is NOT a good look.
P.S. slutty brownies did your body GOOD, Jess, give into the slutty brownies once again.
she is super short…5 ft. tops…hence those awful shoes.
this pic manages to cheapen her.
the suit, pose and shoes SCREAM budget.
come on jess…you’ve got better style than this!
At what point does a grown woman with two kids lose the need to post selfies in bathing suits? i find that trend so sad and disturbing. To me, it seems like folks with the incessant need to do this have no real way to gain validation for doing real things. Losing weight – especially when you have limitless resources and your job is to lose weight – not so impressive.
I agree. It’s really sad that posting a selfie – something entirely superficial and completely pointless that should only be the behavior of a preteen – is still being done by an adult woman with children. It’s embarrassing.
Definitely agree…this goes for grown men as well…
I think the selfie thing is pathetic as well. It is my personal goal to raise my daughters to never post a selfie!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree. It’s sad that she is in need of attention.
Also, the photo is so awkwardly posed that it doesn’t look like her. She should remove the sunglasses.
I agree. Don’t we have better things to do with our time and don’t we have more important priorities than trying to be 21 again? I care about my health and I’m actually pretty vain, so I stay in shape, but I can’t imagine posting selfies at my age. I’m giving the side-eye!
Is it strange to say that the body ages her? I just looked it up, she’s in the middle of her thirties, but that toned and tanned body looks older than that. Weird.
What’s with the extreme posing and duck lipping? She’s such a babe without all of the antics.
Did she get back with Harley Pasternak for her workouts? He was the one who got her into shape for Dukes of Hazard and he seems to actually be a great trainer.
This picture just looks weird the swimsuit is not flattering. She doesn’t know how to style herself now that she’s thin again.
Those are the most awkward swimsuit pics I’ve ever seen. She also always has the worst taste in footwear. Good for her for losing the weight I guess, glad she feels good. I just don’t find her that attractive anymore. I don’t know why. I think it’s her hair. I hate the overly bleached blonde and the super long length, it just seems dated to me. She needs a makeover.
Every woman in Hollywood right now is throwing side eye daggers at you. What would they be without their overly long bleached hair, duck lips, spray tan, and skinny jeans??? That is ALL they have folks, but they clearly have no idea how ridiculous they look to the outside world. NONE. Adrienne Malouf is a prime example of the aging Hollywood “harlot” look. A godawful look if you ask me.
Is Mel Gibson’s long suffering ex wife, the woman who bore his seven(?) kids the only one that didn’t display such antics in Hollywood? I always applauded her for that, but then Mel went out to find the typical Hollywood “harlot” look anyway.
Ugh. I also thought she looked cheap. In fact, when I saw the pic on another site I thought it was a pic of one of the many cheap look-alike Bravo housewives. Jessica looks older than her years.
Holy cow, she looks uncomfortable. She did the work, and good for her, but that is not a flattering picture. Not sure why you’d choose the sucking it in, duckface photo when it would be so easy to take a really nice picture of her.
Everyone has commented she’s sucking in–what if it just looks that way because her boobs are squished? She really needs underwire for those. That bathing suit is not for someone with a rack like that.
I wish my arms and upper body were that “soft.” She looks great. I hope she lost her weight in a healthy way.
Jessica has a beautiful face, and looks good after having two children. Eric is unkempt- creepy and I hope he treats Jess well. Jessica had to pay off Nick Lachey for her first divorce. I don’ t enjoy watching women with successful careers support mooching men. Be careful Jess.
In the real world of cyber space this is not a selfie. It was taken by someone presumably Eric. Another point is everyone not just celebs posts selfies. Its life. lol
What i am really interested in is seeing the difference in weddings from Kim to Jessica. If it is true that is July 4 weekend. Jessica has said it will be extravagant. Seeing as we saw no romance with Kanye and not much class I hope Jessica cam show us how to do extravagant and classy. We should get a beautiful wedding. She has said it will NOT be a white dress and unique..
Mindy Weiss is doing the wedding again. Looking forward to it
US Weekly is the one who posted about the July 4th wedding. they are known to lie.
they also said that Jessica was going to get married to eric one month after giving birth to her second child, that did not happen.
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She looks great! Good for her. But agree with the people that say the photo looks a little strange, are her shoulders really twice as wide as her hips? Maybe the photo is taken at a weird angle and it’s foreshortening her legs and making them look smaller?
That is a one piece she’s wearing. Not a bikini.
I prefer Emma Watson, who tweets pictures of herself in a graduation gown. What does it matter what her body looks like? Personally, I think she looks odd- her top doesn’t match her way too skinny bottom, but whatever.