Here are some glorious photos of Katie Price in London yesterday for a promotional event for ColourB4, a hair dye removal system. Katie is the new face of the product, and like with all of her promotional work, Katie brought some costume drama to the event. Katie loves costumes, wigs, makeup, anything and everything cheap and spectacular. This is Rainbow Brite Realness.
As Bedhead covered one month ago, Katie has split from her third husband, Kieran Hayler. She announced the split at the same time she announced her fifth pregnancy (the second pregnancy by Kieran). So, she’s like seven months pregnant in these photos. Surprisingly, that Rainbow Brite costume hides her bump rather well. The breasts though… painful. Yikes. Anyway, at the event, Katie spoke about her latest break-up, and bless her heart, she sounds like she’s had a rough couple of months:
“Trust me, if everybody knew what was going on they’d be like, ‘How the hell is she sitting here today?’, because it’s that bad. But I am here today and I’m glad I’m here today and I’m glad a look like a big t-t. Literally. There’s always lots going on [in my life]. I’ve got a s*** personal life at the moment which we won’t go into that. Before all that s*** with my personal life, it was supposed to be a good year for me. There’s lots of really exciting things that were going to come up and I’m still going to do them and thank God I’d got a good future coming up and with lots of good things this year so it’ll keep me busy.”
I kind of love how brutally honest she is. An American reality star would have played the victim card, tried to look sympathetic and passive. By being so honest and IDGAF, Katie actually IS sympathetic. I know she has horrible taste in men, but seriously you guys – she’s seven months pregnant and about to be a single mother of five. Who looks like a big t-t. Sympathy!
Also: Katie shilled hard for this product, claiming that she’s been using it for years. But she also said she barely cares about beauty treatments anymore: “The older you get, the less interested in make-up you are. A smokey eye is ageing and with four kids, the last thing on my mind is make-up. In fact, I don’t wear any. Vaseline is the only thing in my make-up bag to keep my lips moisturised.” Of course, in the next breath, she said that she gets her eyelashes and eyebrows tinted every week, plus matching mani and pedis every week. Classic.
PS… Yes, she’s wearing a tiara made out of ColourB4 packaging. BRILLIANT.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
God…she is just a complete joke of a person.
I was ready to be ok with outfit and then I saw those breasts. To each their own, but I gagged.
This is amazing. Utterly amazing. God bless her.
The Kardashians are so boring compared to her.
I remember an episode on The Graham Norton Show where she was with an ex husband and they got in to a fight. On the show! It was hilarious.
Ya, I like her. Those boobs are cringe worthy though. Ouch!
Yeah they are. Put the airbags back in the car. Yikes.
Those things look so painful.
I first heard about her when she had child with my countryman, Dwight Yorke a Trinidadian footballer (soccer player) and Harvey’s dad. Some were actually sympathetic to her because he was a big douche. Katie and Kelly Brook must have graduated with a degree in Women With Douchebags.
She is the best at what she does.
Gets publicity for products, is in all the papers showing their wares.
And she is a great mom. She is supporting all those kids herself, and they all live with her!
What is that? I feel like I took LSD instead of my multi this morning. ANd then went to a candy store. Her boobs, her boobs. They have to hurt..they are hurting me just looking at them.
Good point
but I would be a bit embarrassed to have a mum looking and acting like this if I were her kids …. Like too much is wayyy too much.
pulling…..it…..off
As much as I can’t with this woman or this outfit, I can only imagine how shit it would be to be married a short time, pregnant and find out your husband is sleeping with your best friend and has been for months.
yeah, i have no idea what is going on in those pictures, but that is a pretty crappy situation to be in, esp when you’re preggo.
No! Nononononono!
A good thing about Celebitchy in the world of Sixer is that I can gossip but avoid the scrapings-from-the-bottom-of-the-barrel people. I’ve never heard of any of the American scrapings-from-the-bottom-of-the-barrel people so the posts about them pass me by. I can happily ignore them since I don’t know who they are.
You mustn’t cover Katie because then I can continue to pretend that she doesn’t exist!
Jodie Marsh next Sixer..
I will weep tears of blood!
Lol! Speaking from this side of the pond she’s a refreshing break from all things Kardashians. She realizes she is a joke and she’s in on it instead of American reality stars like Paris and Kim who take themselves so seriously
Lol poor Sixer. Trade you a Kardashian for Katie.
At this point I actually feel sorry for her but I love her attitude. She is a business woman and she’ll spin all this her own way and nothing will stop her. Soon she’ll reinvent herself and she’ll make more millions probably writing another book.
Her husband is a proper gold digger and karma will have its way. And that alleged best friend of hers is no better.
Not fabulous, fun, or even fug.
Desperate, like the strained skin of her poor breasts. If there were even a spark of life or humour in her eyes, she might carry it off. But her eyes are lifeless.
She makes me feel really sad.
ArtRave Looks
You gotta admire her hustlin’ lol
She’s fine…it’s a “color be gone product” event so I like what she did.
Have to agree that a Smokey eye is aging, even on young ladies who try to hide the bags with make up.
While Katie is a mess, I don’t hate on her hustle. She’s got children she needs to take care of, so more power to her.
Oh the irony. She gives birth for headlines. She’s an abhorrent person. Her poor, poor children.
I thought Katie had those clown tits removed. When did she go and put them back? Because those are not just pregnancy boobs she got going on there.
But you can’t fault her. She is out there hustling. Doesn’t she have numerous lines of products that she either owns or shill for? And books? I don’t mind her and all her colorful get ups. At least she realizes her shelf life is short… and is making herself a pile of cash…. for when its over.
I think she did have smaller implants put in. I am guessing this is a mix of implant/pregnancy/push up bra that she has going on.
She looks like tits on legs mixed with a vomit of colours
No matter how ridiculous she looks, or how poor her taste in men, she’s always been a pretty great mom. Kim would’ve given Harvey away and claimed she was allergic if he had been hers.
I can deal with the outfit, the hair, the “tan “, the boobs, the tiara, the garter tattoo- but that lipstick, Jesus Lord, that is the most unflattering, garish, dated shade of pink I have ever seen.
If she has to get her hustle on, I respect that. As for this product… meh. I tried it this past week (trying to get rid of blue hair) and two boxes later I am a strange burgundy/purple/blue/green/burnt orange kinda color. Not what I was aiming for, but I’m not cerulean anymore… Perhaps this only works on “normal” colors?
Brutally honest???????? You have got to be kidding me! This woman wouldn’t know honesty if it slapped her in the kisser. She’s hideous.
She looks absolutely horrible, the fake breasts and that “tan” plus that headwear, horrible. And what kind of best friend is that? Genuine best friends don’t do that, period.
My eyes, my eyes. Should not have clicked.
Good for her. She isn’t hurting anyone. Sure she hurts our eyes but look at the publicity she got for the product. Who had heard of it before. She is smart. She seems devoted to her severely disabled blind son, and has made a fortune. good for her. She ain’t going to turn up in a business suit!
My eyes r sore – she sells her whole life for money so dont feel too sorry for her – shel make a mint out of this latest scandal.
I’m an American (well now Canadian)who has followed her since the Kate and peter days. Her true love was Peter and whatever happened with that her choice in men have been young since..They all including Pet have been a bit duchy…and I just feel sorry for her at this point. Girl has some major trust issues especially from way back in the Dane Bowers days (she had an abortion after he cheated on her). This woman has the worst taste in men along with Chantelle Houghton and Kelly Brook in England!
If Nicki Minaj had an alter ego named Kimmie K…
Eew. Thirteen going on eighty six.
Those BOOBS. They’re the best part of the look. And I mean that in a pure comedy way.