Kim Kardashian in a white column dress in Cannes: flattering or ridiculous?

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian in Cannes last night. She was attending a yacht party thrown by The Daily Mail/Mail Online, which she has said in the past is her favorite media outlet. The Mail loves Kim too – they always buy the exclusive photos of her vacations and such.

As for these photos… for the love of God. This is horrible styling and a bad dress. Remember how thin Kim looked before the wedding? I guess it was liposuction or something and the weight came back quickly. The back zipper looks incredibly strained. Hang on, Zipper! You are doing God’s work. As for the styling… God, I hate it when she does center parts. It makes her face looks extra plastic/Botoxy.

Would you like to know what Kim got Kanye for his 37th birthday last week? According to Us Weekly, she got him a brand-new customized Monopoly game. Us Weekly says it cost her $19.99 (I don’t believe that) and that Hasbro allowed Kim to “make [her] own Chance and Community Chest cards, property spaces, and game pieces.” Kim personalized Kanye’s game by changing Park Avenue to the Palace of Versailles, etc.

Oh, and Howard Stern asked Donald Trump who he would rather bang, Jennifer Lopez or Kim, and Donald dissed Kim, saying: “In the old days, they’d say she has a bad body.” When Stern pressed him on who he would choose, Trump said: “I’d pass on both of them.” I know you guys love it when anyone disses Kim, but really… why does Donald Trump matter? At all?

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  1. feebee says:

    She’s never heard of “accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative”… I can’t remember how the rest of it goes.

    • Audrey says:

      She’s looked pretty good for her last couple of pap walks. We knew it couldn’t last too long

    • We Are All Made of Stars says:

      And don’t mess around with Mister In-Between! 🙂

      • Petee says:

        I am sorry but that butt is too much!Why did she do this to herself?We all know that thing is fake.It looks ridiculous.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Dresses like this with the heavy, embroidered (that’s not the right term, what’s the right term, fashion people?) fabric are EXTREMELY hard to wear because they add SO much bulk. It’s sort of like heavily-beaded dresses. Really, only the incredibly-thin can pull it off.
      This particular cut and color done in a different fabric-something thinner and lighter-might not be so bad. It would have to be loser-fitting as well for it to flatter.

      Honestly, the best look that I’ve seen on her is the blazer look with the skinny jeans/pants and heels. That seems to really suit her. It flatters her shape and it looks much classier than the skintight skirts, crop tops, and other crap she usually wears.

      Also, in a couple pics she was rocking a black leather blazer that I’m absolutely obsessed with. If I owned that thing I’d be wearing it nonstop.

      • Kiddo says:

        But, but, but, it has pockets. Forward thinking Kanye knows that this feature is important.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Is that where she’s hiding Nori? Easy-access to whip her out when the paps start flashing?

      • Sabrine says:

        I don’t think that’s a fake butt at all and nothing can convince me otherwise. I think it’s totally a food butt and it expanded during her honeymoon from all the food and drink they were no doubt enjoying. She needs to lose about 20 pounds and that “might” make a difference. The treadmill trimmed mine down so there’s that too.

        She must have some duty duty Spanx on under that thing. You could use her as a trampoline.

      • HH says:

        Exactly! The fabric choice (and her height) is what makes it particularly unflattering. I mean, if Charlize Theron wore this it would be gorgeous!

      • katy says:

        Was embellished the word you were looking for? Because those are some crazy embellishments on that dress. Also, those embellishments are creating horizontal lines, which are NOT the best friend of a woman with Kim’s body.

        She tries so hard to wear these fashion forward, busy outfits that just do NOT look good on her – her body is too comically extreme to rock a look that is extreme in its own right. She needs to stick with the basics and let her body (and Ass of Lies) do the talking.

      • Kiddo says:

        @TheOriginalKitten, That’s where she keeps her and Kanye’s soul; what’s left of them that hasn’t been sold. You only need teeny tiny space for that, and yet she can still fit her hands in.

        @HH, no it would not. This is the frock equivalent of the Giudice’s mansion. That is not a compliment.

      • HH says:

        @Kiddo – I’m gonna disagree with you here! 🙂 I like the dress, but it’s too much on her. Her larger curves + short stature combined with the embellishments appears over the top. But on someone tall and thin, it would work very well. Charlize’s golden locks would look divine with it. In my head, it looks beautiful. Haha! 😉

      • Reece says:

        It’s actual roping. I think she was trying to be “nautical”. Like everyone said it’s too much on her. You have to boxy and stick thin to pull this off because of the volume and so that the middle rope can give an illusion waist.

        Edit: I gotta say it IS a pretty damn awesome dress when you look at the hours that must have been put into it…just not on her.

    • LadyMTL says:

      I think the Karadashian motto is “it can never be too tight.” Seriously, most of the time Kim never dresses for her shape, and it just makes her look ridiculous.

      When she does tone it down (like OriginalKitten said…in jeans and a blazer) she does look good so it only makes these outfits all the more heinous.

    • kri says:

      That is not a column. It is more like a Corinthian slab wrapped in ropes. Perhaps this is how the Egyptians moved those huge slabs around to build pyramids. Those ropes must be made by Spiderman’s babies.

  2. We Are All Made of Stars says:

    Okay seriously, in that getup, is flattering or ridiculous even really a question? Horizontal roping across the hips is for straightly built women who want to add some curvature to that area. Ahhhhh!

    Also, does anyone else remember an episode of their show where the three of them were doing a fashion shoot for Cosmo or something and Kim was all upset because the Fail was printing nasty stories about her? What the heck is happening here?

    • Tifygodess24 says:

      The mail and Kim apparently came up with a better financial agreement or something because she has been on the site more than ever and her half naked vacation photos are front and center today. I’m sure she will claim, oh I had no idea they were taking the photos ( as usual ) but they are clearly posed and taken up close. She believes she fooling everyone , even though she’s not.

      The one thing I just can’t figure out is why any of them are still a thing , it’s like it’s never going to end. Every D list celebrity has a shelf life yet here they are.

      • Tiffany27 says:

        I firmly believe they were on their way out until Kanye came along and insisted on making a spectacle of their romance.

      • Loopy says:

        The mail has about 15 Kim or Kardashian related articles on their site, it’s ridiculous.

      • Mltpsych says:

        Kim is right now the top 4 stories on DM and then has 4 more below. There are about 5 other Kardashian related stories as well.

    • Birdix says:

      Well, she’s never going to be Kate Moss, but i don’t think she looks heavier here–it’s hard to pull off that neckline when you are chesty yet she does. Weirdly, I kind of like it on her.

      • DrM says:

        I like it on her too. I don’t for a second think her butt is fake, nor does she need to lose weight. She is actually very pretty and her figure is fab. There were some bikini pics of her this week and she looked awesome. Her shape is her shape and she looks great.

    • CTgirl says:

      This is a prime example of 20 pounds of $hit in a 5 pound rope bag. Horrible.

  3. paola says:

    That dress is atrocious but still Donald Trump should sort out his hair (and everything else) before speaking ill of anybody. I am no KK fan but coming from him is highly inappropriate. I’m sure if she wanted to hit on him he would just fall for it.
    Saying that… Her body now looks deformed, I bet that ass is heavy to bring around all day long and her feet must kill her at the end of the day.
    I’m all for embracing your natural curves… but I really don’t get why she wanted such an out of proportion behind.. Just get rid of it!!

  4. Tiffany27 says:

    Only the hands of God are holding that zipper together.

  5. lower-case deb says:

    one question i never dared to ask before:
    how comfortable is a butt implant? it can’t be comfortable sitting on a thing under your skin?

    or is it like having a built in hemorrhoid doughnut cushion?

    i mean, you can most of the time tell bolt-ons for how uncofortable they look, but you don’t sit on your boobs all that much.

    i just can’t imagine the lengths that people go to get what they think as great. because on KK it’s just scary

    • We Are All Made of Stars says:

      Well they say that they shift as a result of walking and sitting on them. I remember seeing some weird plastic surgery disaster story online where this woman’s butt implants actually flipped around so the flat part was on the outside where the round part was supposed to be. More incentive to not mess with yourself to the extreme.

    • sally says:

      hahaha i’m dying over “built in hemorrhoid doughnut cushion” –however, i could use one…TMI sorry!

    • Birdix says:

      And I wonder if they bounce painfully all over the place when you run.

    • Tifygodess24 says:

      Lol at the pillow and I’m sure It’s not an implant , it’s most likely fat transfers. She gets fat from other places injected into her rear not to mention I’m sure she has also had a butt lift a few times over. Maintenance is needed to keep that thing from sliding down to her feet.

    • Josephine says:

      I’m wondering whether that is a big ole plastic surgery scar under her right armpit. It’s quite the scar.

      • Jules says:

        Josephine…….that is probably an implant ripple, not a scar.

      • Eloise says:

        I looked at it again, and it looks like a fat crease (although it may very well be a scar). The photos taken from the back show her oddly shaped arms. Super skinny and at the top are pudgy and she has back fat. No way does she work out like she claims to or else she would have muscle tone and not chubby arms and back. Everything that is skinny-ish is the result of lipo. Such a shame that none of these girls do work and they all rely on surgery. They are young and healthy, no excuse. Even the young ones are skinny but with no muscle tone, except what their high heels give their legs. Which goes for all of them.

    • kri says:

      @lower…I keep DREADING the fact that the implant could shift, and slide down the back of the leg. Can that happen? Oh, Horrors!! And I wonder what it is like for her to ride a horse, or run, or even sit. Actually, I wonder what the horse would think.

      • claire says:

        I think it’s already started on her. It’s been sliding down the back of her leg for a while now!

      • lucy says:

        @claire, yes they clearly are sliding down the back of her legs as you can see in the DM “candid” *cough* bikini pix. She’s wearing the bikini bottom up to her ribcage high up above her hips, with her ‘comically extreme’ (props to katy, above, for that descriptor) caboose hanging out below it!

        Actually the bikini bottom looks like Spanx. Spanx worn in the wrong place.

        Too funny/horrifying.

      • Lady D says:

        Those Spanx looked like the rubber used to make car tires.

    • yep says:

      It’s not butt implants. I think with all the lipo, the fat has to go somewhere. And her butt is the only place where it hadn’t been suctioned. What made it worse, is she probably had fat put in there for enhancement, and now everything is going haywire.
      Her personal dresser should be fired.

      • Eloise says:

        That butt of hers just becomes more repulsive every month. It’s far wider than her shoulders, and from the back it’s longer from her mid-back drooping down to her stubby thigh (as you or another commenter stated “falling”) but it’s longer than it is wide! So weirdly awful. Nothing looks good on her nor off of her.
        She is only in her early 30s and she looks terrible. Can anyone imagine what a mess she’ll be in a decade and beyond? I don’t feel bad for ridiculing her, she begs for it with her behavior.

  6. DanaG says:

    Please you can’t get a Monopoly game for $20 let alone a customised one, I think she looks awful the dress, the hair and the makeup. Who would sleep with donald trump gross! I not a Kim K fan but I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

  7. aquarius64 says:

    The dress is sprayed on, as usual. The zipper is hanging on for dear life.

    • Nicolette says:

      That zipper deserves kudos for holding that mess together. It is literally defying physics and gravity at the same time.

  8. ORLY says:

    I don’t hate the dress, it’s just not meant for Kim’s body type.

  9. JessSaysNo says:

    The old days? While I don’t believe there is a such a thing as a “bad body,” Kim’s surgical procedures have taken her proportions into the absurd. I am shocked that she still gets sexual attention and adoration because to me (and my husband) she has ventured into freak show territory.

    That being said, I am a straight woman and not a fan of either of those girls BUT I would have sex with both of them before touching Donald Trump.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      So true. As if, Trump, you combed over d-bag.

      • Snazzy says:

        His not choosing one of them is actually a complement to the ladies! The man makes my skin crawl ….

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      I f*cking cannot STAND Trump but I sort of appreciate the fact that he kept it real here, even risking the wrath of Yeezus.

      As I’ve stated many times, I think naturally big booties are glorious but there’s something wrong with an artificial ass that large. It’s like ass mutilation.

    • kri says:

      +10000 @ Jess.

    • Kiddo says:

      @JessSaysNo, I would immediately take a vow of chastity.

  10. Kenny Boy says:

    I actually like the dress? Color are good, lots of visual interest to the design, we aren’t an inch away from nipple… Neither crazy nor boring. Fit’s terrible, though. I think that and the heaviness of the material are collaborating to make her look bigger than she is.

  11. AmandaPanda says:

    Ugh. I’m in Cannes atm (and on a bigger yacht too 🙂 ) and this trick needs to get out of town.

    Who wears 6 inch high heels to a yacht party? She will have had to take them off as soon as she gets off that little ramp. (Actually, I would have liked to have seen that!)

    • word says:

      Who flies all the way to France just to attend one damn party? Especially when you just went to Ireland and Mexico and haven’t spend more than 2 days with your child. Is this really “work” to her?

    • irishserra says:

      @Amanda: Can I come hang with you? Packing my bags! 😆

  12. eliza says:

    Her skin is so stretched from Botox it looks painful. I also do not understand her hideous foundation. The color is awful.

    • Belle Epoch says:

      She doesn’t seem to know what she looks like from the side. I’m sure she spends hours in front of the mirror every day – but not checking the side view. Her jaw line is very odd. She made it disappear.

      Now I have Raffi’s “Baby Beluga” stuck in my head!

  13. epiphany says:

    Did they leave that baby again? Again?!?!? That poor kid is just a prop to them.

    • Lilacflowers says:

      perhaps it is better for the baby that she isn’t with them.

    • QQ says:

      Girl, You KNOW they did!

    • Ag says:

      i also think that it’s better for Nori not to hang out with those two fools. sadly, they don’t seem to have much to offer that a baby should be learning to emulate. i’m sure her nannies are way better for her to hang around with.

    • Nicolette says:

      Yup, and it’s sad. She is nothing more than an accessory when they feel like trotting her out for the paps.

  14. BReed says:

    Just. horrible. as usual.

  15. lassie says:

    Is she wearing a rope dress because of the nautical theme? Would a dress made out of rope breathe at all? I guess it might stretch, but how comfortable would it be? Where would you buy such a thing, Home Depot?

    So many useless questions.

  16. lili says:

    props to the seamstresses.
    that dress is truly a work of serious engineering.

  17. MissMary says:

    The texture on that fabric just looks so uncomfortable. Like someone said above, the dress itself isn’t bad, it’s just not working for her. I think that, if she stopped wearing her hair so slicked back, she’d look a bit younger and less… tight. I know she’s had Botox and such done and that really does a number on skin and features but… IDK. She looks like she’s playing dress up in someone older’s closet and it’s just not working.

  18. GiGi says:

    Since she obviously has to have her clothes tailored to fit her shape… why in God’s name can she not have them tailored to actually fit? Everything looks like it’s held on by a lick and a promise. She would look so much better with clothing that actually fit her well. I really just don’t understand. If I had that kind of money – I’d kill it every damn day.

    • Ag says:

      i don’t get it either. with her money, she could wear anything, at any price, AND have it custom-tailored. AND she could have a stylist who actually dressed her for her body type and height. holy crap, the clothes that i would wear if i had her resources.

  19. Ollyholly says:

    I find the dress interesting looking, but her body is too short and wide to really pull it off. But it is a cool design, really.

    As for Donald Trump, screw that disgusting POS. Hate Kim or not, she is better than that horrible, horrible man.

    • TG says:

      Agree. Will never side with anything that orange buffoon has to say. Though Kimmy is orange too but I was referring to the orangutan.

  20. Eugenia says:

    Kim did look a bit slimmer around the time of her wedding but I guess all that rich Irish food followed by yet another Honeymoon has her slipping on her Atkins and her exercise routine.

    I actually really like this dress but just not on her. It needs someone with less absurd proportions. She just has too much ass and it throws her look off. I know many likening it to looking like she is wearing a diaper but to me it always looks like she is toting around a heavy sac full of dirty laundry.

    Rhianna would rock this. Hell, I think even Minaj, who has an ample ass, can get away with this better than Kim could.

    • Alexis says:

      I agree. Rihanna would look AMAZING in that dress! I actually love her edgy style when she’s not flashing all her bits to the world.

  21. Ag says:

    on top of looking awful, why the hell is she putting her hands in the pocket of a gown?! they’re not meant to be functional, you dimwit.

  22. Sugar1 says:

    it is as though she defies us to say “yes it does make your butt look BIG….”
    every. damn. day.

  23. Nicolette says:

    There are no words for that. None, just none.

  24. Quinn says:

    Does this chick have ONE visible muscle?

    She is incredibly soft and weak looking. Blech.

    • Alexis says:

      Who needs muscles when you have a plastic surgeon on speed dial? 😛

      • word says:

        For the amount of time she claims to be at the gym, you would think she’s be a little more toned right? Maybe she doesn’t like to lift weights and only does cardio?

      • Quinn says:

        So true!

    • Ange says:

      + a million. She’s not the product of a gym at all. Even if she just did cardio she’d have some leg definition but her latest bikini pic on instagram (don’t judge I went there from a link on CB lol) shows her legs are as soft as the rest of her.

      • Chrissy says:

        I think she treats the gym outings as a pap walk and then
        just sits in the juice bar for a while afterward. She never
        comes out disheveled, glistening or whatever afterward. Just exactly as she went inside.

  25. Wowzer says:

    Clearly a case where the dress looks beautiful on the hanger… but not so much when she actually puts it on….

    Would look fatastic on Liz Hurley though…

  26. Bridget says:

    She must really have a great photo editor, because in her personal photos lately she looks pretty good, but in anything published without her retouching it’s… not as good.

  27. Oilfox says:

    Did anyone else see the photoshop disaster pic of her and Jonathan Cheban? She posted it to Instagram last night with one of her arms missing, and she deleted it.

  28. Palermo says:

    They have got to be paying the Daily Mail for the constant coverage, there are at least 18 articles every day with 50 photos in each one. They have totally ruined my favorite site. Kim will never look good in designer outfits, they are designed for women twice her height and half her weight.

    • Lady D says:

      I agree, the DM has become the voice of the Kardashians. They’re pretty far up falcor’s (gag) butt too.

      • KayLastima says:

        The DM are bastards of the highest caliber for ruining my daily dose. Where last year I truly disliked this family I now loathe them, all the freakin’ spawn of Satan. Can these women not stop dressing like Fredrick’s of Hollywood? They are absolutely Franenstein whores as witnessed by the Bride of Frankenstein’s sliding diaper butt and her need to flash her implants while holding on to a stroller. Can she NOT she the irony???!!!!!!!! Ignori needs all our prayers for a sliver of a chance at not Frankensteining herself as a young tween, especially if she continues to morph into Kanye, scowl and all.

  29. Dawn says:

    She truly looks like a cartoon character. If she was taller and wore her hair differently I would say Jessica Rabbit. She is so far up her behind she can no longer tell what is good for her and what is bad for her and so thus she does everything that is bad for her. I know DM loves her for some strange reason but here at home people are just plain sick to death of anything Kardashian or West. And these people are too full of themselves to see.

  30. word says:

    How come her ass in her wedding dress didn’t look that size? Just proves every last one of her wedding pics were very photoshopped.

  31. moptop says:

    She just looks like a squatty little Armenian woman to me. No offense to Armenians.

  32. SnarkGirl says:

    20 pounds of sausage in a 10 pound casing.

  33. Jayna says:

    She’s gross, and she does think she’s the Elizabeth Taylor of her generation these days. Kanye has really made her delusional with his proclamations.

    The Daily Mail also loves LeAnn Rimes. That says it all. They scrape the bottom of the barrel and post any D-Lister’s photos. It doesn’t say much that that’s her favorite go-to place. Of course, it’s because she wants her photo out there every day, and a legitimate magazine isn’t going to buy her photos every day.

  34. K-MAC says:

    Sorry, I like the dress. I am in the minority, but it is pretty cool and very different. It feels like it has weight and I am a fan of the heavy dress. Funny, so many people have been bashing her for so long (and at times rightfully so) that I have now begun to like her and even admire her hustle and she has that in spades. I was on her Instagram the other day and people are horribly vicious to her. I have to hand it to KK, she holds her head high even while everyone else is throwing mud at her.

  35. Jayna says:

    She says she’s a strict mother. How can you be a strict mother when you have a one-year-old baby, and just only days ago turned one, as it is? Someone please explain that to me. I didn’t realize sticking to nap times and not allowing the child in your bed was strict parenting? That’s just that she has a schedule for sleeping. It’s more like she hands her off to the nanny at night and says, “Put her to bed, and when she wakes up crying in the middle of the night, remember she can’t come into our bed. I need my beauty sleep, and Kanye needs plenty of rest because he’s a genius. Don’t wake us.”

    • The Original G says:

      I think strict mother must mean living in a black and white house, only being allowed to wear minimalist black white and grey clothing. Covering a one year old with a blanket and not allowing her to walk or hold a toy. AND she wants 20% of all future earnings.

      • idk says:

        Strict because she doesn’t allow any color in the poor girl’s life. I hope Nori ends up dating a professional clown.

  36. Eleonor says:

    I can’t believe she claims to have the same size of Duchess Kate.

  37. Katie says:

    Is it just me or does she look like a busted can of biscuit below the waist in that dress? Loathe as I am to say anything nice about her, I do appreciate that she is not a stick. That dress is all wrong for her curves.

  38. Jayna says:

    LOL That article in the Daily Mail is hilarious. She gives tips to new mothers, take a little time for yourself. The baby doesn’t seem to be a priority to Kim is the problem. The advice would sound normal from anyone else but her. She’s has tons of time for herself.

    ‘To prioritize is really important and you have to be an organised person to get it all done and make sure you have enough time for everyone – for my husband and my baby and for work,’ she said.
    ‘It’s that simple; to prioritize – and make some time for yourself. I get up and work out every morning. I know that I don’t feel as good as I could feel if I don’t – and you want to feel your best so you can give to everyone else.
    ‘So I make sure I do take time for myself; I have lunches with my girlfriends, and do things that are important.
    ‘Sometimes I see a lot of my friends just get taken over by their kids and their life, and that’s great, but if you don’t spend a little bit of time – whether it’s two hours a day, or one day a week to and visit with your friends. It really helps a lot.’

    • Ag says:

      omg, now i know what i have been doing wrong. i need to PRIORITIZE. i haven’t been WORKING OUT every morning before i shower, get everything ready, and head out of the door to drop off my husband at work and my toddler at daycare before i head to work myself, to do the whole thing in reverse in the evening. instead of cooking dinner and doing laundry while my husband takes care of a million things that need to be done, and we both take care of our son, i should have known to leave him with the nanny, ask the chef to cook our food, and go hang out with my friends and just relax. note to self – learn to prioritize. duh.

      • Jayna says:

        See, Kimmie is helping one mother at a time. She’s Mother Theresa for the struggling mothers with her sage wisdom on how to balance all the balls in the air at once. LOL

    • me says:

      Why is she giving interviews? Does anyone care what she has to say? Kim just stick to your fake bikini pics and tight clothes and do your pap strolls. That’s all you’re known for honey. No one wants advice from you. What she really should have said was “I live with my mom and pass my kid off to one of my sisters so I can go out and do menial tasks and pretend to be busy. I don’t ever want my own home because living with my husband terrifies me. I don’t want responsibility. My job is so hard, it’s not easy pretending to go to the gym, and then eating at restaurants for free all the time. You guys have no idea how hard it is to be a mother and wife !”

      • Chrissy says:

        Now that’s more realistic!

      • lucy says:

        @me, <3 !!!

        @Ag, so true. Where are you going to vacation (without your kids, of course) now that you will have so much more free time? (Thanks to the witless Kardashian wisdom).

        What's next? I bet the K's will "write" *cough* a lifestyle how-to book.

    • Snowflake says:

      I hadn’t read that article, that’s hilarious. Told ya’ll she’s trying to redo her brand. Now she’s the modern day mom who juggles her career and her family! Again I say LMAO!

    • Josephine says:

      Always so gagging when a woman with their first baby starts spouting parenting advice, especially a woman who doesn’t seem to see too much of that child. “Taking a little time” seems to translate to many trips without the baby before she turns one, lunch and shopping every day, dinner out… She’s trying to explain why she is never with that kid.

      • Ag says:

        above all, she has the resources few have, realistically, be it her first or 10th child.

  39. dorothy says:

    Doesn’t this woman ever stay at home? You know, grill out, kick back, watch TV and play with her baby?

    • me says:

      She doesn’t do anything unless it’s filmed or pap’d.

    • mojoman says:

      If she stays home and didn’t get those fresh light flashes from the paps first thing in the morning, she will SELF-COMBUST!

  40. LadyMacbeth ex Hiddles F. says:

    Ridiculous and gross. The usual….

    • lucy says:

      Yep, and definitely not flattering.

      Anyone notice the sideview? Her tummy sticks out farther than her boobs!

  41. G says:

    Wow. I have to agree with Donald. Now I hate myself. THANKS A LOT KIM!

  42. bettyrose says:

    Those side profile shotsof kim really display how she’s just made of plastic at this point.

  43. The Original Mia says:

    Ridiculous. Always ridiculous.

  44. M.A.F. says:

    Someone should inform Mr. Trump that historically Kim’s body would have been desired in the sense that a heavier set woman would have been a sign that the family had food which meant they had money. A skinny girl historically was never fit to be considered for marriage because if one was skinny then it was assumed your family couldn’t afford food therefore ones family was considered poor nor was a skinny body something that women wanted to achieve. The concept of skinny=sexy only came into being during the 1990s. I was watching Funny Girl and the skinniness of Fanny’s legs was pointed out several times. Or go look at the models from the 80s, they all had curves. So, no Mr. Trump, in the old days her body would not be considered bad.

    With that being said, I have seen those new shots of her coming out of the pool w/her see-through top and I think one can safely argue that her rear end is fake. It is too smooth and round to be real. It also seems that her rear end keeps growing each year while the rest of her body does not. I think the last time we saw her real ass was during the episode where the three sisters went to get her butt X-ray so she could prove it was real.

    • Josephine says:

      She’s not heavy-set. She’s manufactured. And she’s all torso. I don’t think that was ever considered attractive.

      Real woman with curves and heft were revered, but fake women will always be for the fetish crowd.

      • M.A.F. says:

        She use be a naturally curvy girl. You can tell in some of the older photos and even in the first season or two. But in the last few years she has slowly been going under the knife trying to not make it obvious.

    • me says:

      Those bikini pics are beyond photoshopped. Her cellulite is all smoothed out. How did that happen? She wants us to believe those pics were “candid” and snapped without her knowing. LOL yeah right. She’s preparing for the release of her own swimsuit calender later this year and needs to get some hype around her and wearing bikinis.

  45. amara says:

    I just don’t understand the fascination some have for this woman.

    • Gypsy says:

      I too find it fascinating and amusing how people are so fascinated by her, those who love her and those who hate her will always find the time to click on her articles and express their emotions for/against her.
      If most want-to-be stars or their agents could bottle what Kim has they would make a fortune, she generates millions of dollars for web sites and advertisers who don’t care if the comments are positive or negative, just as long as you pay attention and are fascinated by her.

  46. Gypsy says:

    Somehow I think Kim is moving on from KUWTKs, I think Kanye has other plans for his wife and child, problem is, she’ is the show, as some wrote the real name of the show is “KEEPING UP WITH KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER FAMILY”.
    Kim has bought into Kanye’s family empire dream but where does that leave the rest of the Kardashian family?

    • Gypsy says:

      I too find it fascinating and amusing how people are so fascinated by her, those who love her and those who hate her will always find the time to click on her articles and express their emotions for/against her.
      If most want-to-be stars or their agents could bottle what Kim has they would make a fortune, she generates millions of dollars for web sites and advertisers who don’t care if the comments are positive or negative, just as long as you pay attention and are fascinated by her.

      • word says:

        Most people click on articles about Kim because the comments are hilarious. If the stories about Kim came without a “comment section” I doubt 90% of people would bother to “click”.

        Also, Kim has zero personality. Her show was a hit because of her family. They made the show what it is, not Kim. Even her own family calls her “boring”.

      • Bob Loblaw says:

        I admit to clicking for the comments. If it were only the photos and her incredibly boring life I wouldn’t bother, she’s dumber than dirt and never does anything interesting. Her empire and it’s pervasiveness have ruined E! for me, I don’t bother watching the channel at all anymore. I was never into gossip much either until I found this web site but comments at this site can make me laugh out loud so I keep coming back to mock her.

    • Gypsy says:

      @word
      I am sorry but I would contest your opinion because i have noticed that when each family member is by themselves in a news article the enormously vast amount of comments are on articles related to Kim.
      Their TV show is another example, as a “Nielsen ratings fanatic” I can tell you that during Kim’s pregnancy when she appeared on it less the ratings dropped and even in the repeats, the ones with Kim kept decent ratings.
      Why do you think The E! Network pays her more than double the other family members?

      • Jayna says:

        Kim would flop without the rest of the family on there. That show is a hit because of the family unit and diverse personalities.

      • word says:

        You have the right to your own opinion. From comments I read and from what I can tell, Kim is the most boring family member on the show. She is not funny, and has zero personality. She was the first in the family to become famous, so of course her popularity was bigger at first. But now, not so much. If it wasn’t for Kanye and this third marriage and baby, Kim wouldn’t be in the news. By herself, there is nothing to talk about other than her horrible fashion sense…but when you add Kanye and North to the mix, people are a bit interested. So really it’s not Kim who is getting the attention, it’s Kanye and North.

    • Gypsy says:

      I’m not saying that she could run the show herself, what I’m saying is that Kim will soon be leaving the show to be a part of her husband business plans and when she does the show will die. She’s just staying for her sisters.
      It’s obvious that right now Kim has very little interest in the show and Kanye is definitely not interest in it, he’s looking at them being Europeans, and hanging with his fashion friends, as soon as she and Kanye establish his plans Kim is gone.

      • Bob Loblaw says:

        Her relevance ends with her show, she doesn’t want to give that up. Being the wife of Kanye is not broadcast on E! She wants to be on camera, she won’t give that up easily.

  47. Mixtape says:

    Love the top half of the dress, hate the bottom. Kinda how I feel about Kim in general.

    ETA–I just noticed in the top photo that it has pockets! What, like you’re going to put some lipstick and keys in your skintight mermaid boondoggle dress? Gah…

    • Gypsy says:

      I don’t know or have an opinion about Kim wearing that dress but I do admire the artistry and intricate design of the dress…I’m totally impressed with it, it’s like geometric artistry.

  48. Olenna says:

    She looks like a sarcophagus.

  49. 30winks says:

    Forgive me if someone already posted this BUT she’s got pregnant face. She is knocked up. No doubt in my mind, well, very little.

  50. serena says:

    What an ugly dress, I don’t know how she can’t even breath in it! Also it seems really hot too.. no good.

  51. Nona says:

    She looks like she’s retaining water, like she did when she was pregnant. She’s puffy everywhere, even her lower arms.

  52. jwoolman says:

    It looks all right on her in front and top back, not so much when it goes below the back. In any case- how does she sit in it? If she fell into the water- could she swim? Her clothes so often look nonfunctional, like her high heels.

    • mojoman says:

      Don’t worry, she got a built in floating device. Anytime she falls into the water, all she needs to do is pinched her nose and blow out some air..she will bob up like a buoy 😉

  53. TOPgirl says:

    Wanna be Cleopatra!

  54. YvetteW says:

    Nothing like two old men sitting around reducing young women to a discussion of who they would…as if either option that wouldn’t cost them a lot of money!!!!

  55. Fab says:

    lets the child fly home alone so she can go to Paris for 1 day…EVEN IF I HAD ALL THEIR MONEY COMBAINED: NEVER would i let my baby fly alone, without 1 family MEMBER if i cant!!But with total strangers…You never know if they touch ur child the wrong way…
    Thinking about her with all the strangers brings tears to my eyes..

    Putting her in a privatjet doesnt mean that there is carring involved..

  56. disbisch says:

    Kim’s ass….. check out the lady in the pink dress’s ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In the background of the last thumbnail