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	<title>Comments on: A-Rod tries to win Madonna back with red strings &amp; 22-year-olds</title>
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		<title>By: crazystuff</title>
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		<dc:creator>crazystuff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:34:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>a red string and the quicky shags from the queen of skank isnt going to save him sorry arse from the steroid scandals, you would think that making her jealous was the last thing on his mind, and to use a 22yr old, lets hope nobody uses his daughter when she grows up for the same reason. grow up you pathetic man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a red string and the quicky shags from the queen of skank isnt going to save him sorry arse from the steroid scandals, you would think that making her jealous was the last thing on his mind, and to use a 22yr old, lets hope nobody uses his daughter when she grows up for the same reason. grow up you pathetic man.
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		<title>By: santacruz</title>
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		<dc:creator>santacruz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 04:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Both are publicity hounds, trying to stay relevant</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Both are publicity hounds, trying to stay relevant
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		<title>By: carl</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think arod is smoking hot. i would so be into doing him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think arod is smoking hot. i would so be into doing him.
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 01:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh. But Christian Bale&#039;s hot. So I&#039;m ok with that.

I just want to look at him anyway.

I&#039;m not allowed to touch. :(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh. But Christian Bale&#8217;s hot. So I&#8217;m ok with that.</p>
<p>I just want to look at him anyway.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not allowed to touch. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Ally</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ally</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>May I just say I called it! when rumors of these two first surfaced... i.e. that they bonded over steroids.

Btw, I&#039;m impressed with everyone&#039;s polite non-mentioning of fact that though steroids increase muscle mass, they do cause shrinkage elsewhere.

Other obvious steroid queens: Sylvester Stallone, Christian Bale (hence the classic roid rage cracking-voice tantrum). It&#039;s odd that even TMZ is too meek to go there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>May I just say I called it! when rumors of these two first surfaced&#8230; i.e. that they bonded over steroids.</p>
<p>Btw, I&#8217;m impressed with everyone&#8217;s polite non-mentioning of fact that though steroids increase muscle mass, they do cause shrinkage elsewhere.</p>
<p>Other obvious steroid queens: Sylvester Stallone, Christian Bale (hence the classic roid rage cracking-voice tantrum). It&#8217;s odd that even TMZ is too meek to go there.
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:39:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If A-rod&#039;s giving her some expensive items out of the deal, can&#039;t blame her then....:X

Whaaa? Everyone has a buying price! lol.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If A-rod&#8217;s giving her some expensive items out of the deal, can&#8217;t blame her then&#8230;.:X</p>
<p>Whaaa? Everyone has a buying price! lol.
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		<title>By: cheekemunkey</title>
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		<dc:creator>cheekemunkey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who knows with these people. I wouldn&#039;t doubt if all of these 22 year-olds are decoys and they&#039;re still carrying on with each other. Maybe the 22 year-olds should exchange numbers...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who knows with these people. I wouldn&#8217;t doubt if all of these 22 year-olds are decoys and they&#8217;re still carrying on with each other. Maybe the 22 year-olds should exchange numbers&#8230;
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		<title>By: sissoucat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Annie: love your post :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Annie: love your post <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, I&#039;m gonna be humming that song all day. lol

But seriously, can someone lay out the appeal of Madonna for me?

And for that matter, can they explain to me the appeal of A-Rod??

Because I don&#039;t know about you guys, but dusty vag and gimpy limpy (steroids are known to make you impotent..) just don&#039;t do it for me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, I&#8217;m gonna be humming that song all day. lol</p>
<p>But seriously, can someone lay out the appeal of Madonna for me?</p>
<p>And for that matter, can they explain to me the appeal of A-Rod??</p>
<p>Because I don&#8217;t know about you guys, but dusty vag and gimpy limpy (steroids are known to make you impotent..) just don&#8217;t do it for me.
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		<title>By: Mr. T</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A-Rod is an A-hole.</description>
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