Everyone’s favorite horrible ex convict father Michael Lohan has issued an open invitation. The must-have invite? To punch him, of course. At an airport Ramada, no less. This whole thing is being done by Celebrity Boxing Federation and smokingeverywhere.com. Apparently, you can just sign up to get the chance to punch Michael Lohan.

But that’s not all! Lohan issued a douchetastic statement, saying “I have had many people critique my life and career and on April 3rd I will take all my aggressions out on my opponent. It does not matter their size or experience I will take them down.” Oh, Lord. Can we start a pool going to hire the biggest, beefiest, meanest son of a gun to go down to the Ramada and beat the crap out of Lohan? OK! has more:

Who wants to punch Michael Lohan? Besides Samantha Ronson, that is.

Lindsay Lohan’s chatty dad is issuing an open invitation to take a swipe at him in the boxing ring on April 3 at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada. The classy event is being presented by the Celebrity Boxing Federation (yes, that exists) and SmokingEverywhere.com. Anyone and everyone can sign up to take on Lilo’s trash-talking father.

In a statement Michael says, “I have had many people critique my life and career and on April 3rd I will take all my aggressions out on my opponent. It does not matter their size or experience I will take them down.”

If we were the betting kind we’d say Sam’s practicing her right hook right about now…

From OK! Magazine

I wonder how much Michael Lohan is getting paid for this public appearance. Probably more than Lindsey is getting paid to party every night and generally stumble around like a cokehead. I don’t even buy that Sam Ronson really wants to punch Michael Lohan - she probably couldn’t care less, but is merely defending her girlfriend. I don’t know. Should we send Sam down instead of the burly muscle man?

Michael Lohan and his girlfriend are shown at an event in the Hamptons on 10/17/08. Credit: WENN