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	<title>Comments on: Jessica Simpson declines free lifetime membership to weight loss spa</title>
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		<title>By: zotrim</title>
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		<dc:creator>zotrim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This post is just the tip of the iceberg,</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This post is just the tip of the iceberg,
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		<title>By: Jag</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jag</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would&#039;ve taken that in a heartbeat, like y&#039;all have said.  Free services... wow...

And the way I read the article blurb said that Madonna has the vibrational machine at home.  I actually looked at getting one, but it was too costly, and something surfaced about it being bad on injured joints - or some such reason I decided to not pursue it at this time.  (The makers of Soloflex and Bowflex make one.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would&#8217;ve taken that in a heartbeat, like y&#8217;all have said.  Free services&#8230; wow&#8230;</p>
<p>And the way I read the article blurb said that Madonna has the vibrational machine at home.  I actually looked at getting one, but it was too costly, and something surfaced about it being bad on injured joints &#8211; or some such reason I decided to not pursue it at this time.  (The makers of Soloflex and Bowflex make one.)
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		<title>By: Nony</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nony</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;now the starlet has no excuse for any more fluctuations&quot;

Since when does she need an excuse? Fuck off media.

And accepting the offer would be the same as saying &quot;yes I am too fat, please milk me for the full publicity you can get out of having me as a member&quot; - how humiliating. I wouldn&#039;t accept either. 

I don&#039;t care for her music, but I&#039;m sympathising with her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;now the starlet has no excuse for any more fluctuations&#8221;</p>
<p>Since when does she need an excuse? Fuck off media.</p>
<p>And accepting the offer would be the same as saying &#8220;yes I am too fat, please milk me for the full publicity you can get out of having me as a member&#8221; &#8211; how humiliating. I wouldn&#8217;t accept either. </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t care for her music, but I&#8217;m sympathising with her.
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		<title>By: Maritza</title>
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		<dc:creator>Maritza</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I bet Jessica is pregnant and she is just waiting to pass the safe 3 months to announce it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet Jessica is pregnant and she is just waiting to pass the safe 3 months to announce it.
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		<title>By: Sunnyjyl</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sunnyjyl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>for myself</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>for myself
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		<title>By: Sunnyjyl</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sunnyjyl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jess looks great. I&#039;ll be happy to take that free membership for her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jess looks great. I&#8217;ll be happy to take that free membership for her.
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		<title>By: Diva</title>
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		<dc:creator>Diva</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 04:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love that she told them to shove it up their bony asses!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love that she told them to shove it up their bony asses!
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		<title>By: JaundiceMachine</title>
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		<dc:creator>JaundiceMachine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 04:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>On the one hand . . . I&#039;m . . . proud of Jessica.  It takes a strong set of ovaries to pass up a deal like that - especially in the business she&#039;s in. 

On the other hand, she&#039;s a dumb-ass to pass up a deal like that!  Free lifetime membership to a spa? I&#039;d take that swag in a second!  Providing, of course, that they supply white wine and &quot;herbal supplements&quot; for my workouts.  (And whiskey and Swedes for the massages.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the one hand . . . I&#8217;m . . . proud of Jessica.  It takes a strong set of ovaries to pass up a deal like that &#8211; especially in the business she&#8217;s in. </p>
<p>On the other hand, she&#8217;s a dumb-ass to pass up a deal like that!  Free lifetime membership to a spa? I&#8217;d take that swag in a second!  Providing, of course, that they supply white wine and &#8220;herbal supplements&#8221; for my workouts.  (And whiskey and Swedes for the massages.)
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		<title>By: Mooby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mooby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 01:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, maybe they excluded massages from the offer.

Wait, they said something of air machine infrared sauna whatever?
Yeah, than she&#039;s insane to say no!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, maybe they excluded massages from the offer.</p>
<p>Wait, they said something of air machine infrared sauna whatever?<br />
Yeah, than she&#8217;s insane to say no!
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So I just went to the site and.....

A 90 minute massage is like 200 bucks.

And she said NO?

Wow. She&#039;s dumber than I thought....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I just went to the site and&#8230;..</p>
<p>A 90 minute massage is like 200 bucks.</p>
<p>And she said NO?</p>
<p>Wow. She&#8217;s dumber than I thought&#8230;.
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