Jennifer Lopez in a half-dress, half-trouser Versace: bizarre or fabulous?

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Not that long ago, Donatella Versace hitched her wagon to Lady Gaga. Gaga was the face of Versace, Gaga wore tons of Versace, and Gaga did appearance with Donatella all over the place. Donatella even opened up the Versace archives (with Gianni’s designs!) for Gaga to use. But Gaga and Donatella haven’t been seen together in months. And now Donatella’s new girl is Jennifer Lopez. Good. I would much rather see J.Lo in Versace than Gaga. Jennifer knows how to wear Versace without looking like a Donatella-esque Death Eater.

These are photos from yesterday’s Versace Atelier Haute Couture show in Paris. Donatella gave J.Lo this “controversial” ensemble to wear. It’s a dress/trouser hybrid being called a “tress” (trouser/dress). People had mixed opinions about it – my favorite was the snotty review at The Telegraph, which included this note:

Confused as to how a solo legged pair of trews might sit on one’s torso, we put on our detective hat and zoomed in on many a photo of Lopez’s crotch area. The Let’s Get Loud songstress, it would seem, is actually wearing a tailored concoction of half hot pant and half full trouser leg. A savvy decision from Donatella, of course, to avoid flashing one’s vajazzle in one’s Versace.

[From The Telegraph]

I liked that because it was the same thing I did – I looked at Jennifer’s crotch to see if she was flashing her J.Lo biscuit. She’s not. There’s some kind of lining or hot pants or something in play. J.Lo also talked up Donatella’s new collection, saying:

”They did every single look and it was just out of this world. You know, I have a long history with Donatella, obviously, with Versace, and I don’t know, it’s always one of my go-tos because they know my body. Luigi [Massi], their designer, just knows everything about me. It’s just one of those things when you have chemistry with somebody.”

[From Contact Music]

I agree, Jennifer usually looks amazing in Versace. I think Donatella does love that late 80s/90s glamazon look. The House of Versace should be worn by women like Jennifer Lopez and Linda Evangelista and such. Not so much on the size-00 starlets. That being said, I dislike this “tress”.

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Snazzy says:

    I do think J Lo looks amazing in it though!

    • kri says:

      Hmm. I do not like this, but it’s weird-I feel like I almost could. Something si just a bit off. JLo looks amazing-I alwaysthought her face looks exactly like a female lion. Er, maybe that makes no sense, but she is gorgeous.

      • Shazz says:

        Yes, me too – maybe if the right half of the dress was beaded, but no leg business.

      • Dena says:

        Me too. But I think what also throws it off for me is that J.Lo always tries to be so “fierce” but in truth is often quite tacky.

    • Nev says:

      WORD.

      what a face. gorgeous. so fashion.

    • Abbott says:

      Agree, Snazzy. I don’t think too many people could pull this look off.

  2. JudyK says:

    It’s okay except for the clunky shoes.

  3. Kiddo says:

    Donatella: SHIVERS. That outfit is hideous. J.Lo has a gorgeous figure and this monstrosity makes it appear as if she has some type of hip defect.

    • QQ says:

      It is absolutely absurd and ridiculous…the hoity toity revisit of when we all thought we could do dresses on top of jeans in the late 90s and 2000s UGH

    • Lady Macbeth (ex HiddlesF) says:

      Is Donatella a puppet or something now? *shuddering*

      Agree that the dress makes J. Lo appear less beautiful than she is. An achievement per se….

    • Mmhmm says:

      It’s hideous, but JLo is the only person who could wear it with confidence and not look like an ass. If anyone else wore that, they’d look absolutely crazy lol.

    • Monksolo says:

      I thought that was Gaga at first

    • Stef Leppard says:

      I don’t know which is scarier, the tress or Donatella.

    • MaiGirl says:

      This “tress” is seriously ugly and tacky! JLo is dealing with it, but her face isn’t saying “I’m fierce.” Her face is saying “Contractual obligation….finished!”

    • Pandora says:

      For a split second I thought Donatella was Voldemort in drag.

  4. kcarp says:

    J Lo looks great. OMG is Donatella a real person? That is a weird looking lady.

    • GirlyGirl says:

      Donatella must have surrounded herself with the best “Yes-men” money can buy. Only someone with exceptional facial control skills could ever say “You look great Donatella! More fillers can’t hurt!! I hardly notice the ones you have!!” with a straight face.

  5. lower-case deb says:

    i think it suits her, JLo likes the quirky stuff. (although it reminds me a bit of the leather butcher aprons in the Hostel movies). and standing beside Donatella?

    errrrr anyway moving on.

    however, i do wish she’d opt for a less severe hairdo… i think soft tumbling curls will make her even more fetching.

  6. Jacqueline says:

    Is Donatella bald? That’s a Naomi Campbell-esque hairline. Her face scares me. It looks like it’s collapsing from copious drug use. Smoking doesn’t help.

    • redvixen says:

      Agree. If you see pics of Donatella from years ago, you can tell her nose and bridge have collapsed. There are rumors of her copious drug use, its prevalent among the fashion circles. She looks like the couturier of the fashion zombie apocalypse.

  7. Steph says:

    Has Donatella always looked like this?

    • Dena says:

      No!

    • Jem says:

      She’s had a sh*tload of plastic surgery. Probably looks like Gollum without the wig and the 3″ of makeup. B*tch has I-S-S-U-E-S.

    • Lady Macbeth (ex HiddlesF) says:

      No, she wasn’t looking like that before….

      Here together with her brother Gianni in 1989

      http://www.jenproholky.cz/sites/default/files/node/photogallery/4138/1989.jpg

      • Macey says:

        omg, i always wondered what she looked like before, that is so freaking sad she was beautiful. She’s been let’s just say… odd looking for a long time but this is the worst Ive seen her. I cant believe what she did to herself.

      • Eleonoy says:

        Fake lips (and plastic surgery in general) might seem a good idea when you’re young and your skin is toned, but once you get older you can’t know how you’ll be, and if what you’ve done is going to suit your older face.
        Plus you have to add Donatella does a lot of sunbathing, her past addiction trouble, at the time of the photo she still had her nose, now she has what coke has left.

      • Snazzy says:

        OMG! She looks so beautiful in that pic! What she has done to herself is insane …

      • Bridget says:

        You can actually feel a lifetime passing when you put that pic side by side with the header. Sad.

  8. Sabrine says:

    I would never make rude and offensive comments about an older lady like Donatella. She is a talented lady who has done very well in the world of fashion. I don’t like the dress/pants but it is different.

  9. Penelope says:

    It’s awful, and silly looking.

  10. Janet Jingle says:

    Where are Donatella’s eye brows…? What she did to her face through the years is terrible. 🙁
    JLo looks great but that outfit is ridiculous.

  11. amanda says:

    Donatella’s face is scary. Maybe toned down eye make up and less severe hair would help.

  12. Reece says:

    Fabulous!… except for the shoes from 2007.

  13. Dotty says:

    I am still too distracted by Donatella’s self-created grotesque face to bother with J-lo’s pantsuit thing. Is she trying to morph into Janet from the Muppets on purpose?

  14. RedSoxGirl says:

    is it just me or is Donnatella really starting to look like Janice from The Muppets?

  15. GiGi says:

    OMG. Donatella! WTH? Gianni was really gorgeous – and Donatella was beautiful at one time. But this! This!? This is insane. She looks like a monster. How terribly sad.

  16. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    It would be good if this wasn’t from illness- was going to make some snark but she could be on medications that make her sick. It would be good if there were magazines that would promote weight gain in a healthy way – the opposite of Womans World. Get bikini ready – how to gain a healthy fifty and look good in a bikini – it saves money on fillers too.

  17. Eleonoy says:

    Mess.

  18. Fan says:

    Looks stupid and stop criticizing Donatella. She has more talents than most of us.

  19. Word Girl says:

    Sorry to veer into vain, and not to be facetious, but has Donatella had plastic surgery on her face? I say this because her face doesn’t look natural. I’ve never seen her before because I’m still stuck living under my rock of peasantry.

  20. cr says:

    JLo’s makeup is rather off.

  21. JenniferJustice says:

    Happy to see a voluptuous figure as a designer’s current muse. I appreciate JLo’s booty and prefer a curvy figure to a stick boy figure. I’m not crazy about the tress, but I do think it probably looks best on JLo. I laughed at the “fierce” comment about her. She does always try hard to look fierce.

  22. Ice Queen says:

    I kinda like it 🙂

  23. Shelley says:

    Jennifer looks great! She looks great in almost everything she wears, because she knows how to wear clothes.

    I’m now waiting for Kim K to try to wear this look. It would look ridiculous on her, as her clothes always wear her instead of the other way around.

  24. Fue McCormick says:

    Donatella Versace looks like a man in drag … really.bad.drag …
    Maybe Bill Maher in drag …

  25. Nadine says:

    I always try to give people the benefit of the “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”. But I have to comment – Donatella looks like a burn or horrid car crash victim. What has she done to herself? She barely looks human. Maybe it was grief that drove her to do this? I cannot imagine anyone saying to her that she looks good.

  26. Amy Tennant says:

    I have to agree with the people who say J.Lo can wear the heck out of this. I kind of dig it. Not sure I could pull it off, but I’d try.

  27. Lara K says:

    This is definitely a JLo outfit. Not very one could pull this off, but then not everyone has her assets.

    I have to say I respect the hell out of Donatella and what she has done for fashion, but she creeps the bejesus out of me. Imagine running into her in a darkened hallway. Or backstage at a show. Would scare ten years off your life. Poor lady.

  28. Realist says:

    Maybe Donatella is beautiful in the inside. The dress reeks!

  29. Chris says:

    A stark reminder of the perils of not growing old gracefully.

  30. jwoolman says:

    I wish Donatella hadn’t done whatever she did to her face, but I really do admire her for just staying out there anyway. Like it or not, this is her face. She doesn’t hide it and just lives life out in the open. I was impressed with one interview I saw with her, so she’s definitely an intelligent and interesting person. I imagine people forget about her face pretty quickly when actually talking with her and it seems quite normal, unusual but not scarey.

  31. melain says:

    I can’t take my eyes off Donatella’s face long enough to get a good look at the outfit jlo is wearing.

  32. Francis says:

    JLO looks stunning. She’s so gorgeous. I think she looks fierce in the garment.
    I like it on JLO , or maybe it’s the white color of it on her skin, so gorgeous.
    Donatella seems like a nice woman, she’s been through a lot with her brother’s murder. I always feel sympathy for her. She’s done a wonderful job keeping the Versace line going.
    Is JLO working on taking People Most Beautiful cover again?
    She looks fabulous!

  33. snowflake says:

    I love that outfit! jlo looks great!

  34. Katie says:

    Is J Lo pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s with Donatella? That woman seriously looks like she has been embalmed.

  35. Baskingshark says:

    Yo Donatella, Janice from The Muppets called. She wants her face back before you melt it any more.