Kim Kardashian feels ‘way sexier’ since giving birth: ‘I just want to be a MILF!’

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Here are some more photos of Kim Kardashian at the Vogue Foundation Gala two nights ago in Paris. This is her worst look in months, I think. But they all blur together. For the life of me, I will never understand why she does slicked-down center parts. That hair style is so unflattering on her. Anyway, Kim and her sisters have a joint interview in Lucky Magazine this month – you can read the full piece here. They’re promoting their clothing line, I guess with an emphasis on the new kids’ clothing line. Here are some assorted highlights:

Kim’s new style obsession: “You know what I’m obsessed with? This family came to North’s birthday party and they were all wearing white. There were three kids, a mom and a dad, and they were all wearing different white separates—harem pants, flowy blouses, very boho. If I have more kids, we’re all going to go out in the same color. All nude, all black—it’s going to be our thing.”

Kim wants to be a MILF: “Well, I am definitely way sexier ever since having my daughter! The struggle to get back into shape after giving birth is such a real one. It’s so difficult to do, and afterwards, all you want to do is show off your body and feel sexy. I mean, my style’s definitely more simple…[she’s told she’s amped up the sexiness]… I know! I just want to be a MILF!”

Kim’s style preferences for North: “Ever since having my daughter—I mean, I’ve always liked simple style, and I’ve found that that’s so hard to find in the kids’ department. Everything’s pink and patterned, and that’s just not what I want to dress my daughter in. So our first collection had this cream color palette and was very sweet and soft and feminine, and then we added in some faux leather pieces and moto jackets this time around that are really edgy and cool.

North already has style preferences: “She doesn’t like pink or purple—she likes greys, creams, oatmeal colors and black. Every once in awhile she’ll add in some color, like with her little red Air Yeezys, but other than that she likes to keep it pretty simple.”

Who would Kim like to take a selfie with? “Jesus!”

[From Lucky]

Kim as a MILF? Ugh. I mean, I’m glad she feels sexy or whatever and I know she worked hard to get back into shape, but I really hate when women refer to themselves as MILFs. Is that just a pet peeve for me? I wonder about the North stuff though – North is only one year old – is she really THAT choosy about her clothes? I can see it happening with a 3-year-old and up, but does a one-year-old really look at her clothes and only pick out the grey stuff?

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  1. GeeMoney says:

    BARF

    • mystified says:

      And not even original. Didn’t Tori Spelling say basically the same thing years ago?

    • Petee says:

      She is so annoying.All she is concerned about is her looks.Well honey you never got back into shape.Your enhanced hips and derrière are out of control and it is hard to even dress normal and nice.That slicked back hair just shows off all your facial surgery and you have worn the same shoes all week.And how does North know what she likes?She is only a one year old.You are the mother anyway and you make the decisions.She is just trying to sound like she is a good Mom.Barf!You are so Kanye programmed it isn’t even funny.Think for yourself for a change.Your Mom and Kanye have to much control over you.

    • Zwella Ingrid says:

      Yes edgy is the look everyone wants for their toddlers.

    • Jules says:

      I just wish she would STFU.

    • seijidan says:

      How about trying to be Mother of The Year instead of being a MILF. This woman is repulsive

    • Lisa says:

      Gawwwd, she is sooooooo vapid!

    • Sacred And Profane says:

      Eh… This woman is completely bonkers.

  2. Christin says:

    Classy as always.

  3. LT says:

    She’s projecting – a one year old is not into griege, despite what Restoration Hardware would like you to believe.

    • reddy says:

      Absolutely. But she probably only has clothes of that colour range to “choose” from (seriously, a cild that age does not “choose”…they randomly pick up stuff) so of course Kim would say “ooh, she only ever wants to wear those. She doesn’t ask for other colours”. And not to mention that different colours are important for the brain developement. So depressing.

    • Original Tessa says:

      How boring to only dress your kid in oatmeal. Give me my lavender Osh Kosh B’Gosh and pink turtlenecks. Little girls, from my experience being one many years ago, LOVE bright color and flair.

      • Faye says:

        Absolutely! I have to dig way back into the recesses of my brain for this, but I seem to recall learning in a college childhood development class that studies have demonstrated babies around that age are naturally more attracted to bright colors. Something to do with their visual and cognitive development, and being able to better distinguish bright colors than lighter ones. In any case, I highly doubt at the age of 1 the kid has color preferences.

      • homegrrrl says:

        Babies actually crave color stimulation for a reason- it stimulates the visual cortex of the brain. But wait, Kim is totally uneducated so why am I wasting this sentence. Any who how hey, I actually love the outfit here, Balmain? IT’s the -one- get up of KK I’d actually wear. To be honest, it’s practically been my eventing uniform since I was a teenager, mine all vintage thrift store by contrast,

    • MrsB says:

      Exactly. She’s either just making crap up or it’s further proof of just how disconnected she is with poor North since she only sees her occasionally.

      • Tifygodess24 says:

        Exactly. And I’m sorry but no one year old is picking out her clothes. I have never seen a BABY walk/crawl/whatever up to a closet and mull over her choices although in Kim’s world that’s prob exactly what north does. lmao. Even if you put the clothes in front of them they have no idea what you are doing. Kim is so disconnected from North it’s not even funny. What an dingbat. I wish she would take a long walk off a short bridge.

      • Mel M says:

        +1

        Who does she think she’s fooling? Anyone that has had children or at least been around one year olds a lot knows that they couldn’t care less about what color their clothes are. In fact my 13 month old prefers to run around in the nude! I can’t believe at least Kourtney didn’t say something about how stupid that is.

      • Mia V. says:

        The baby likes gray so they will mistake her with a couch and live her alone.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      “[I don’t] like pink or purple—[I like] greys, creams, oatmeal colors and black.

      Fixed.

      • Size Does Matter says:

        WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE IS YOUR KITTENQ? It should read “Kanye has forbidden us to wear color. So Kanye has said, so it shall be written, so it shall be.”

      • Alexis says:

        @SDM It is known.

    • Candy Love says:

      So how is a baby that just turned 1 expressing her opinion her dislike of pink or purple? Is little North a genius and has been communicating with her parents about what colors she wants to wear since she was born?

      O wait I forgot this is Yeezys baby so of course she has and in 7 different languages.

      • reddy says:

        ha! too bad her mother doesn’t know any of them.

      • Moneypenny says:

        Apparently, the towels she pushes around in a stroller have *very* strong opinions on colors.

        To be fair, my towels also prefer being neutral colors.

      • sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

        @Moneypenny Really? My towels are light pink , burgundy, blue, fuchsia, I love colours… 😀

      • AtlLady says:

        When my daughter was about a year and a half – just learning to really talk – I remember teaching her the colors using her plastic blocks. She was good with “wed” and “geen” and “yalla” but blue threw her for a loop, not because of the color but because it was also the dog’s name. Took several weeks to get her to understand that blue wasn’t “doggie”. About the time she turned 3, she had a definite preference for pink, which was and still is my least favorite color ever. Despite cringing every time I purchased a pink outfit for her, I still allowed her to wear that color since she liked it. Even her room was pink. I was so relieved when she hit the teenage years and started dressing in all black. Poor Nori doesn’t have a clue and it is so sad for her mother to impose her or Kanye’s preferences on a baby. The brainwashing has begun!

      • sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

        My mum went insane when I hit my teens and started wearing only black.. She’d go: at least a white blouse? Black is such a sad colour….
        Guess she was relieved when I turned 17 and started dressing “normally”: blue jeans, normal colours (don’t like yellow and certain shades of orange too… ) Nowadays I love black, purple, pink, blue, green, white, brown, beige, salmon any colour except yellow.. (Funny aspect, I’m wearing right now a yellow t-shirt – to do sports…. lol ) My favourites are lila, purple, pink, fuchsia and salmon in summer and the greys, black, white, browns in winter…

        Distinguishing the doggie from the colour must have been complicated… 🙂 But now she has a funny story to tell her friends about when she was a kid… 🙂

  4. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Vomit.

  5. Marigold says:

    This whole interview is ridiculously vapid and I’m so sad I won’t ever get those 45 seconds of my life back.

  6. Tiffany27 says:

    Is she even there to witness the clothes North picks out?
    Is Kanye even there to witness the clothes North picks out?

  7. Candy Love says:

    Why is she giving so many interviews lately?

    • Ruyana says:

      I suspect PMK is making her do it. Their ratings are tanking and Kanye’s rants are sort of blowing back on them. Khloe (however you spell it) dating a guy who supposedly dumped his ex and child to get with her. So I guess PMK is shoving her out there to generate “positive” attention. Kim is very dim and I’m sure they have to edit out all the “like”s and “amazing”s. I sneer when she talks about North (otherwise named on blogs igNori or Norphan), because it’s pretty obvious from pictures the child has no relationship with her at all.

      And maybe they’re trying to divert attention from the fact that Kim and Kanye are hardly ever together, or even in the same country.

  8. HappyMom says:

    Oh lord-yes, babies, toddlers and small children need to be wearing moto jackets and faux leather-nothing says comfort and easy movement like that. And could she be any more vapid? Really-of all the dreams for your family (trips you could take, books you can’t wait to read with your kids, values to pass down) she focuses on all of them wearing the same color?

    • joy says:

      This all day. A one year old needs to wear easy clothes that aren’t fussy unless it’s for church or something.

    • Faye says:

      Exactly. These little jackets are cute, but babies are happiest when they’re wearing clothes that are climate-appropriate, soft, and easy to move around in. Which I would venture to say motorcycle jackets are not.

  9. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    Candy Spellings nose job isn’t the best work – I like Kim with her old schnoz.

    • SB says:

      I thought the same thing after seeing these pics. Maybe it’s just the lipstick or something, but the space between her nose and mouth just looks off. The way her nose is now makes her look like she is snarling or kind of wrinkling her nose up. Her old nose suited her face better.

      • Petee says:

        She wasn’t out of the spotlight after she had her baby too lose weight.She was recovering from that horrible nose job.If you look at old pictures of her her upper lip was much bigger and close to her nose.She is just a mess.My gripe with her is she keeps insisting she busted her butt in the gym to lose weight.She is just a liar and it is pathetic.So is her whole family.

  10. Bridget says:

    Definitely not just Kaiser’s pet peeve – MILF is just a gross term.

    • Ruyana says:

      Not only is MILF a gross term, let’s be real, Kim has been a “ILF” most of her adult life. Apparently she has ILF’d a great multitude of men. Sex is her claim to fame, her road to fame (or infamy) and apparently her entire reason for existence.

      • Tifygodess24 says:

        @ruyana – hilarious. So true.

      • Josephine says:

        And yet she is truly one of the least sexy people I can think of. Of course, to me, sexy is someone with confidence, someone who is smart and sassy and natural — absolutely everything she is not. She seems like a she would be a cold fish, and be too concerned with breaking a nail and making duck faces to actually enjoy herself or the experience. And the heavy, heavy make-up and trussed-up look just makes me think that she would smell.

    • sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

      What’s the meaning of MILF??? (foreigner here and sometimes these acronyms are confusing to me…)

      • Delta Juliet says:

        “Mom I’d Like (to) F–k”

        It’s not as flattering as some people seem to think it is.

      • ScrewStewrat99 says:

        Nvm someone posted it

      • sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

        @Delta Juliet Oh thanks… still trying to recover from the shock… Is that what she wants to be??? Well, she was a p0rn star, right, so I guess, she… can’t think clearly..

      • swack says:

        Sonalaceae, they confuse me too (and I’m born and raised in the US) and so I had to look it up. It means: Mother I Like (to) F#@k. Edit: Sorry, repetitive, but the other comments weren’t up when I posted this.

      • Liberty says:

        Monstrously Ignorant Lying Farce, in this case, I’d say.

    • Red32 says:

      Hmmm she thinks 1-year-olds fit in infant car seat strollers and pick their own clothes. Of course she loves her Air Yeezys. Probably because she’s never seen any other sneakers.

      Edit – not sure why this came up here instead of as a separate comment. Sorry.

      • Bridget says:

        I’m glad someone else noticed that – there is no way that a 1 year old travels in a forward facing, bucket seat stroller with a blanket on it. I’m fairly certain she’s pushing around an empty stroller – otherwise you’d see photos of North pulling down the blanket or have feet sticking out. 1 year olds are BUSY and want to see and interact with the world.

    • sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

      Oh, just checked in urban dictionary….

      *eyes wide open, can’t close my mouth… in a state of profound shock…*

      • Bridget says:

        It’s just a gross term, and I can’t imagine ever using it. This lady used to run a fitness class geared towards moms called MILF Camp – Moms In Love with Fitness, and it just seemed so tone deaf. Could you imaging actually wanting to join something like that?

      • dorothy says:

        I had to check as well. What woman would say that about themselves? The saddest part is she doesn’t seem to know that it’s wrong. Is she stupid, or just mentally unbalanced?

    • melain says:

      Her thoughts are oddly misshapen and out of proportion just like her body. She is a twice divorced sex tape chick who wants to take a selfie with Jesus and eff all the time. She says she’s a strict and family focused mom, yet she is unaware of the fact that developmentally babies are unable to pick out their own clothes. Kim, you are dumb. Shut up already.

  11. AlmondJoy says:

    I predict this will be the most commented on article of the day!

    • Tiffany27 says:

      I’m gonna go with Will’s “orphans should dust themselves off” thread.
      Or Selena’s boobs thread.

      • AlmondJoy says:

        Hmmm. It looks like Kim has some competition today. I’ll get back to you in the evening so we can discuss the winner! 😉

  12. Bridget says:

    And I just read the rest of the interview. No 1 year old picks clothing of grey, cream, and beige. Has this woman ever even been around a child before?

    • kellybean says:

      Including her own? My answer is no.

    • word says:

      Kim stated long before she gave birth that she wanted her daughter to wear only beige, white, and black. She is now trying to make it out as if her 1 year old daughter is some fashionista who demands to wear only those colors. Please Kim, stop lying.

  13. Bernice says:

    I am not sure why I even read these pieces on Kim and the rest of the K’s. I would like a psychological profile to understand what in the world goes on inside the heads of these people. Do they believe the things that pop out of their mouth? One year olds don’t choose their clothing colour palatte. How would she even know what North wears? She rarely sees her. And aspiring to an MILF, really setting your goals high there Kim….. My head hurts when I look at these people. That lip pursing selfie look, especially Khole’s wildly inflated to grotesque level, is just ugly. Why are they even a “thing”. Bread and circuses I guess……

    • Lady D says:

      Wildly inflated could apply to so many areas of the K klan.

    • AryaMartell says:

      Ask and ye shall recieve friend. I am a Psych Ph.D candidate. While my specialty is more sex psychology, I can tell you that you have three prime examples of children who have been raised by a narcissist. I wrote about this yesterday, Kim seems headed down the same path as she is becoming a narcissist herself. But I truly believe that she does it because she feels her behaviour will please her mother and will be rewarded. So far she has been. So when the rewards end, she’s going to become extremely difficult. Both Kourtney and Khloe I do have hope will eventually rebel against Kris. I think Kourtney tries harder to be the mother she never had and over compensates a bit by trying to have this image of the perfect mother. Like Kim, I think she puts everyone before herself. Khloe is a vunerable mess. She wants to feel loved and be recognized for being herself but she puts herself in dangerous and compromising situations to do it. It’s self harming behaviour. If you warn Khloe not to do something, she will do it. It is VERY common with children of narcissists.

      • Lou says:

        Intersting! that makes perfect sense. Poor Khloe.

      • Kasey says:

        ” I truly believe that she does it because she feels her behaviour will please her mother and will be rewarded.” THIS!

        I have long thought her facial reconstruction as horrible as it looks to the rest of the planet but it has always been a slow morph into Kris IMO and I think its bc Kris is Kim’s standard of beauty and success (which is why it surprises me that she doesn’t hover more of a motherly hovering over-involvement in North’s life. I don’t know if she will ever break away from that although I could see her doing it with Kanye. Her mum favors Kim and lives vicariously through her so as she evolves more into her own person, still heavily influenced by Kris’ upbringing and now under Kanye’s regime I’m thinking that’s going to look like a break down of sorts for Kris but not sure how that’s gonna play out for North. I really do hope all that time away from her parents and with nannies means she may be instilled with some decent values beyond looks and sex appeal.

  14. An says:

    When I was one I apparently crawled my way to the drawer to pull out a pink dress to wear instead of the brown pants my mom had chosen. Still doubt that Kanye lets North have anything but beige clothes in her closet doe.

  15. Ag says:

    no. a 1 year old doesn’t care. they start having their own preferences when they’re closer to 2. kim would notice this if she spent time with north.

  16. Tracy says:

    Yeah my kids were so so picky about their clothes when they were 1 too.

    Puh-leeze Kim

  17. Autumn says:

    Really Kim? Your daughter picks oatmeal and beige colors? North is 9 days younger than my daughter, not all kids are the same, but mine doesn’t really care about her clothes. I dont know many one year olds that do care. My 3 year old? That’s a whole other story. Take all the seats Kim.

    • Ruyana says:

      With that hind end Kim really *could* take all the seats. For real.

      • Zwella Ingrid says:

        hahahahahahaha!!!!!

      • sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

        😀 another great comment, all you girls are inspired today… it’s because it’s Friday and the weekend means partying?? 😉

      • Stephbpt says:

        I think I may have just peed a little I laughed so hard. Thank you!

      • sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

        @Stephbpt lol… and apparently you’re trying to make others pee themselves too… not to be the only one… 😉

    • Jayna says:

      Beyond that she just turned one. All this time all she’s worn is grey or beige, oatmeal. So all of a sudden she turns one and for a few months around that time before or after she shows a preference for clothes that color and it just so happens to be the colors she’s been wearing since birth. LOL

  18. Lesley says:

    On another note, it might be the best she’s looked. Boobs put away interesting top( of course it has no business being matched with that skirt) but she looks classier than usual. And that’s not sayin much

  19. ScrewStewrat99 says:

    Kanye’s delusions are rubbing off on her! She wants a selfie with Jesus!?! LOL

    Her one year old picks out her clothes and only likes creams, grey and black!?! LOL I mean I know babies are smarter than some people think and I do believe they have preferences for things. My daughter will be 1 next month and when I buy her toys I’ll let her look at and hold different ones and the one that she has the happiest reaction to is the one I’ll buy. I even hold outfits up to her and whatever one she grabs or smiles at I’ll get, but I can guarantee if Kim did this with North that baby would not pick greys over colors every time.

    I mean my baby might not actually prefer one over the other for all I know, she might just be grabbing one to grab it as babies usually do, but I like to think it’s nice to give my baby a choice.

    • randand00 says:

      I can think of at least one good way for her to get that selfie with Jesus. But that would be rude. And, didn’t Kanye proclaim himself to be Jesus once? So, in effect she married Jesus. I know this is wrong. Can’t…stop….myself…from…typing. Have a great weekend fellow bitchy’s!

    • Emma says:

      I do the same thing with my 7 month old son, and while I suspect he likes pink more than most other colours, I’m not delusional enough to think he actually cares what he wears.

  20. Rice says:

    This is a first for me but I’ll say it anyway. I actually like Kim’s look. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in a dark room trying to erase this bleak day with a bottle of red, red wine, no glass required.

  21. alyssa says:

    This woman is hardly a mother. She meant to say that she tells the nanny to dress her in certain outfits that are the boring colors for little girls that kim likes.

  22. Sally Tomato says:

    She does know that the “M” part of “MILF” means Mother, right…?

    • Jag says:

      She thinks that because she gave birth, she’s allowed to be called that. She’s wrong.

    • Stephbpt says:

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 @sallytomato. Bless her heart I don’t think so!

      • Sally Tomato says:

        You had me at “Bless her heart.” I love that phrase. Never has so much been said with so little!

  23. Nene says:

    And I thought Kim couldn’t sound dumber. This is her dumbest interview yet.
    Guess what? She ‘surprised’ me.
    Ok, maybe am not that surprised cos it’s Kim.

    And the reason Kim insists on the centre-part,slicked back hairstyle is cos she wants to look serious and ‘classy’.
    Also she wants it to be known as the Kim Kardashian trademark hair like we had the iconic Audery Hepburn pixie,Marilyn’s short curls,Farrah fawcett’s long wild curls,etc. She and Kanye have really HUGE illusions of granduer about themselves that she believes she’s in their league.

    • dorothy says:

      After reading this I realized that it’s really much better for North to be raised by nannies. The damage Kim and Kanye could do to their child emotionally isn’t worth it.

  24. TheOriginalKitten says:

    I’m sure if Jesus were alive today he would love to take a selfie with the woman who most represents everything he was against.

    • HappyMom says:

      Yep. There’s a great line in “Hannah and Her Sisters”: one of the characters is watching tv evangelists and says “If Jesus showed up today and saw what was being done in his name he’d never stop throwing up.”

  25. Candy Love says:

    So instead of pink and patterned we have Cream and faux leather? Ok that seems so much better.

  26. Jag says:

    After giving birth, I thought that all you’d want to do is be with your baby? Not Kim! All she wants to do is show off her body and be sexy. (As if she could actually be sexy; she doesn’t know how!) Ugh!

  27. zinjojo says:

    “I mean, I’ve always liked simple style…” HAHAHAHAHA

    I can’t quit laughing after that delusional quote. Between her “simple style” and claiming that North picks out her own oatmeal colored clothing, this is just priceless. Do you think she believes her own bullsh!t?

    • Edwin says:

      I really do believe that she doesn’t know any better, everything is centered around her looks. She has been wanting to this spotlight ever since she was a hanger on with Paris Hilton. The sad part is what is she going to do when the cameras are gone. What will life be like for someone who clamor it so much.

  28. shannon says:

    Omg the ‘milf’ thing bugs me as well. But otherwise, I can’t hate this interview. My ex does the same with his three boys – he dresses them all alike. It’s not something I would do, but when he does it (our son together is 6 and his children from a previous marriage are 9 and 11) it’s really cute. I like the way she’s open about the struggle to get your body back after having a baby. I was about her age when I had my second son, and I remember six months later thinking, “I’m just going to look pregnant forever.” I joined a gym and had to up my fitness game, but it definitely wasn’t easy. I like when a celebrity admits it’s hard instead of just saying, “Oh, I just breastfed and the weight melted right off!”

  29. dorothy says:

    Did she really say that she wants to be a MILF??? Is she so damaged emotionally that, that is one of her aspirations? Does she not realize what a derogatory statement that is to say about yourself? Surely she realizes that one day her daughter may read that statement.

    No wonder she doesn’t know how to be a mother, her self esteem is so tied to her appearance that she isn’t capable of caring for another human being. I don’t like the family or the woman, but you almost have to pity someone that is so mentally flawed that they even considered this to be something to strive for.

    • sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

      Well, I’ll play a little bit the devil’s advocate.. I read upthread she had a Camp MILF (Mothers in Love with Fitness)??? Maybe, (can’t believe I’m saying this).. she was referring to this ….
      I’m hoping, otherwise it’s so, so sad…

      • dorothy says:

        I hope so too, but given that everything she’s worn in the last few months has been to the point of overexposure I doubt it.

      • Ag says:

        no, i think that the context of what she’s saying is clear. she is NOT referring to anything fitness-related. 🙂

      • sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

        I can only dream teachers and psychologists won’t have to correct these parents’ mistakes while raising North as soon as she gets to school? (I’m a teacher)
        I see too many mistakes, too spoiling, too lack of love. too much of what is wrong and should not be done… To some kids, we end up being the father, mother, all relatives, a friend, a psychologist, a role-model, and a teacher…. It’s just so sad…

      • Nicolette says:

        Remember who we are talking about first of all. And she said it in the context of talking about how sexy she feels. It has nothing to do with a fitness club.

    • HappyMom says:

      You’re right. She’s pathetic. But being raised by a mother like that-is it any surprise? And just like abuse, it’s just going to keep getting passed down.

  30. sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

    I think that in a few years she should go for: “I just wanna be a cougar MILF…”
    I mean, she’s probably divorcing in a few months, top 2 years…

  31. Palermo says:

    She is just stupid. That is all.

    • A Fan says:

      My apologies, Palermo. My comment (below) sounds very similar to yours. I hadn’t read any of the comments before writing mine.

      [*Great minds think alike!*]

    • Kim1 says:

      Calling her stupid is a insult to stupid people.A one year old picks out her own clothes?! I guess North uses her IPad to shop for her clothes online.

      • paola says:

        ahahah! your comment made me chuckle!
        She knows jackshit about her daughter and about 1 year olds.. that’s why she says this kind of stuff. She knows nothing so she makes things up!

      • sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

        @Kim1 great comment… congrats…

      • ickythump says:

        Well this proves without doubt that nori is an accessory and any more kids they may have ( god help them) will be th same. Shocking.

  32. Lady says:

    Well… I came here to say that I too felt sexier after having children. I worked hard to maintain a good body and I actually appreciate what I have and dont have. Its not longer about wanting to look a certain way, its about appreciating my own body. BUT I dont think that’s what Kim was getting at at all. She needs to hire a PR professional, showing up and talking like that is not the way to do things.

  33. blu says:

    All I can say is I hope that child has someone who will encourage her intellectually so she doesn’t get caught up in her parents’ superficiality.

  34. GiGi says:

    If she thinks dressing alike is going to be her thing she’s obviously never opened a Hanna Andersson catalogue! Just no.

    • sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

      She would never wear Hanna Andersson, not MILF enough…

      • Zwella Ingrid says:

        One of these days, North is going to decide what she likes, and it is probably not going to coincide with what Kim and Kanye like. What will they do then??

      • sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

        Oh, then we’ll witness a war between Nori and her parents and she’ll be frustrated and need therapy and…

  35. lucy2 says:

    Yes, the first photo screams the simple style of a new mother. Please.

    She wants to be a MILF? Ew. And how about try being a mom first? Every time she tries to prove how great a mom she is, she exposes herself as disconnected and clueless. I just hope that kid has great, intelligent, caring nannies.

  36. Heat says:

    She’s not a MILF, she’s a MEHF – stands for “Mother Everyone HAS F’d”

  37. Bread and Circuses says:

    She wants to be a MILF because she has no sense of identity beyond “sexpot”.

    Seriously, all she’s ever been is a hot girl, and she doesn’t have any depth to be more than that, so she’s clinging to her youth/looks/status as hard as she can.

    It crumbles, Kim. The beauty goes away. Find something real to care about.

  38. A Fan says:

    I have come to the conclusion this woman is very simple.

    [*The end.*]

  39. Zimmer says:

    Ugh! Of course she wants to be a MILF, since the only worth she thinks she has and she believes there is in life is sexuality. Age is going to be one hard fall.

    Also, she looks like some kind of odd modern cheetah/leopard robot here. The plastic face and hair style really add to the feeling. So bizarre.

  40. AryaMartell says:

    I think Kim should be less concerned about being a MILF and more concerned with raising her daughter and making sure she is loved and happy by HER PARENTS.

  41. Nedsdag says:

    During the interview, I am surprised that the writer was able to keep a straight face after listening to the verbal diarrhea coming out of her mouth. If her year old daughter is able to pick out what color clothes to wear, then we are looking at a future member of MENSA. Otherwise, she is full of crap, just like her sperm donor, I mean husband.

  42. pk says:

    I’m sure most new moms love dressing their babies and buying them clothes, but seriously, whenever she mentions North it’s almost always about her clothes. She really is just an accessory to Kim. Poor North.

    • kri says:

      MILF- Moron I’d Love to Forget. Really, this mugwump is so empty she should be used as a dumpster for plastic water bottles or something. Oh, wait…too much plastic already. Poor Nori. I hope she has some nannies that love her for real.

  43. Horrified says:

    Vapid is an understatement. The thing that continues to stun me about this woman is how desperate she is to start a trend. The nude colored body suits and dresses…the slick center hair parts that pull her skin tight enough to induce pain in those who see it…the latest crazy choice of these tops and dresses made of rope…it’s all so transparent. She’s trying so hard to get someone, ANYONE, to latch onto her “style” and believe in her narcissistic self-hype. These people are not style icons in any way. She’s not a model, not a real designer, not a style icon, not a respected figure in any sense of fashion. She’s essentially a porn star that made enough money to buy fame.

  44. paola says:

    Of all the things she might aspire to.. being a MILF is her lifetime dream?
    That’s a nice example she sets for her daughter. At this point it’s really good news that Nori spends all the time with her nanny.
    I’m sure she’ll have a lot of money to spend in therapy when she’s older.. considering that she has two assholes as parents.

  45. serena says:

    Oh god, please don’t let her do the all nude thing.. it’s so awful on her!

    “She doesn’t like pink or purple—she likes greys, creams, oatmeal colors and black.” than earlier she says she doesn’t like colors or patterns on children, so she’s totally dressing North like her ownself. Ugh!

    • Suzieq says:

      +100 Serena!
      I did read an article about this interview on E online and funnily (is that a word) enough her sisters called her out about North not liking pinks and purples. And I quote –

      “Realizing that most 1-year-olds don’t have opinions on style, Khloé said, “Kim and Kanye determine, and that’s what parents do.” Kourtney echoed that notion, saying, “Kim and Kanye don’t like pink or prints”.
      Her sisters calling her out on her bullshit….priceless.

      • TG says:

        I have never known nor heard of a man taking any interest in dictating a babies wardrobe. There is something sinister about these 3. And by 3 I mean the three people in this marriage Kim, Kanye and PMK. I am not even going to mention the 4th one who lives in France. Since Kim has no thoughts or opinions of her own and wasn’t raised that way it is no surprise that she is raising her daughter in the same way. No choices. It is all what Kim wants which is really what Kanye and PMK tell her to do. Poor little girl.

  46. Irishserra says:

    Everybody should have a dream in life…

  47. Jayna says:

    Is she an idiot? Does she really believe herself and expect us to believe her one-year-old daughter has been picking out her clothes and it just so happens they are grey and oatmeal, blah, blah. We all know the color scheme is Kanye’s vision. She is delusional in that I think she truly believes that stuff that comes out of her mouth.

    Oh, Kimmy, we all know that’s your number one priority, to be a MILF, not a MOTHER.

  48. Lendy says:

    She’s trying to sound like she’s an involved mother by saying her child “picks out colors”. My mother was an child expert. A child that age would be drawn, not CHOOSING, bright colors. That child is not developmentally there yet. But she would be grabbing for the greens, yellows, blues and reds!! All she proved right there is she’s making shite up. Like she always does.

  49. sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

    KK should learn from polar bears… How can a polar bear be more maternal than a human being? Yeah, when the human is shallow…

    SO CUTE!!!!! The polar bears, of course….
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYCwfdt5sV0

  50. GIRLFACE says:

    Outfit of nightmares.

  51. Jayna says:

    In an Elle interview of all three sisters, they called her out on the pink thing.

    “Kim also noted that her daughter, North, doesn’t like the color pink, to which Khloé and Kourtney swiftly put her in her place.

    “Kim and Kanye [West] determine, and that’s what parents do,” Khloé explained to the interviewer, who had raised a skeptical eyebrow upon hearing a 1-year-old made a decision.

    “Kim and Kanye don’t like pink or prints,” Kourtney added.”

    THEN GET A LOAD OF THIS PIECE OF WISDOM FROM KIM:

    “But her “advice” regarding pregnancy style might not sit well very many moms-to-be.
    “I recommend hiding for a good year and having no pregnancy style,” Kim quipped. “That’s what I recommend. If you can do it, hide. Never leave the house.”

    t’s no surprise that Kim would respond this way, as her pregnancy troubles were well documented on Keeping up with the Kardashians, in magazines and all over the Internet.

    But Khloé noted the impracticality of Kim’s “words of wisdom,” but Kim refused to back down.

    “That’s really my recommendation,” the new Mrs. West insisted. “Wear a huge blanket.”

    • Ruyana says:

      If Kim had worn a huge blanket she’d have gotten less criticism. People were mocking her *style choices*, not her body. She insisted on wearing non-maternity clothes that were sizes too small for her, and strappy shoes that were cutting into her feet and making the swelling worse. She did not want to be pregnant and she showed it.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      Well that just says it all, doesn’t it? “Wear a huge blanket.” Advice she failed to follow throughout her pregnancy. There is no reason to hide under a “huge blanket” if you are pregnant. Only Kim perceives it as a negative, she’s such an incredibly shallow twit.

    • Christin says:

      Wearing a blanket is better than wearing a spandex girdle during pregnancy.

  52. dorothy says:

    She want’s to be a MILF? What the he** is wrong with this woman? Have some self respect and dignity.

  53. ava says:

    Yuck..enough said

  54. Miss Meadow says:

    I’m still intrigued by her disappearing nose.

  55. GracePM says:

    How sad to measure your self worth by others wanting to f*** you. Not even love or cherish. And what a sad example she sets for her younger sisters.

  56. DanaG says:

    I’m with most of you I too doubt North has any pink, purple or any other bright colourful clothing to choose from in fact other then the boring oatmeal, grey, creams which Kim has been dressing her in (well telling the nannies to dress her in) the poor kid never looks like a pretty cute little girl. There is a reason why so many clothes and nursery decorations are bright and colourful it helps stimulate the baby gives them something to focus on how is this poor baby going to cope in nursery school? No wonder she always looks grumpy It goes to show that Kim and Kanye are still as selfish as ever and poor Ignori is going to be stuck in grey for a long time to come. Kim is looking as plastic as a barbie doll and she isn’t sexy as all hasn’t been for a long time she doesn’t seem to understand the fine line between slutty and sexy. This is one badly boring dressed family and Kanye is never going to have any real fashion designer career because he has no idea what real people want to wear.

  57. Lara K says:

    I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    No wonder North looks like she has early onset depression. If I was like Kim, my daughter would be sneaking bourbon in her bottle too.

    For the record, ALL kids love bright colors (boys and girls). It’s a developmental thing. Sorry, Kim, but your daughter is probably still just like every other kid. Must try harder to screw her up. Awful woman.

  58. paranormalgirl says:

    Come on now, when paranormaldaughter was 6 months old, she was telling me not to put her in yellow because gingers don’t look good in yellow. Of course, she communicated this telepathically because she’s just that advanced. Now she’s 14 and all about black.

  59. lucy says:

    Just when we thought she couldn’t get any creepier.

  60. kitty-bye says:

    How many more macrame fish net clothes do we have to suffer through?

  61. cas says:

    This is honestly the creepiest, saddest interview I have ever read, how can someone truly be this vapid??

    You know what I’m obsessed with? …. If I have more kids, we’re all going to go out in the same color. All nude, all black—it’s going to be our thing.”

    That is the type of thing she is obsessed with? What very sad unfulfilled life 🙁

    • Dorothy says:

      I think everyone is left mortified by this interview. It’s just beyond sad. No one can be that shallow, or stupid.

  62. Mon says:

    Why any women would refer to herself as a MILF (never mind aspire to be one…) and objectify herself like that is completely beyond me. It’s rude, it’s disrespectful.

  63. dorothy says:

    Now that the Kardashian’s are partnering with Babies R’ US with childrens clothes, wonder how BRU feels about Kim’s MILF statement? Not really the image they want to project.

  64. Shelley says:

    Dear Kim,

    You are stupid and vapid.

    I also don’t believe that North likes gray, oatmeal colors, black, and white. Puh-leeze. Get over yourself.

  65. amara says:

    This Kim is an idiot in a league of her own. She is seriously one of the most annoying and clueless celebrities out there.

    I have a little baby girl who just turned 1 last week…She does not pick out her own clothing! I am not crazy about having everything pink for her, but babies’ outfits need to be colorful and there are so many pretty colors to choose from. I can’t ever imagine just dressing my daughter in all black or gray. Blahhhh!

  66. Heather says:

    My kid would scream and scream when I dressed her, and I think she was around one because she didn’t talk yet. It finally dawned on me that she didn’t like the clothes I was picking for her. So I gave her more choices and things got much easier. My kid likes all pink and sparkly. And she won’t leave the house without a hat (even at one). I’m more a jeans and t shirt type. So I wouldn’t discount the color prefs of North. Some kids care, others don’t.

    • Jayna says:

      Do you really think that she has any options other than grey, black, and oatmeal? LOL Even her own sisters discounted that statement and said they pick out her clothes and hate pinks, etc. She hasn’t been seen in any color other than those colors since born. I highly doubt she’s been picking out her clothes since birth.

  67. TOPgirl says:

    Instead of wanting to be seen as a MILF..how about being seen as a respectable MOTHER WHO LOVES BEING A MOM.

    Do we need more MILFS in America?? NOoooooo…We have enough in Hollywood!

  68. Jayna says:

    The love of Kim’s life, Reggie, got married this weekend.

  69. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Only this chick could have a cameltoe while wearing a skirt.

  70. Caz says:

    Hi PMK and your minions…we know you keep an eye on Celebitchy postings. Your family are full of sh-eye-tee. That ridiculous wedding was the start of the real decline in public interest. And you know it.

    The articles here on George Clooney & Prince William have more comments than this one trotted out by your endless PR machine.

  71. Beachbelle says:

    grAy = American
    grEy = English