The tabloids, as always, are all over the place when it comes to Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. Just last week, Star Mag claimed that Mila is an insecure mess and Ashton is drowning his raging libido in liquor and bro-escapes. But in every major interview Mila has done this summer, she’s been telling everybody about how much she loves Ashton and they’re so excited for the baby. So… maybe they really are in a good place? That’s what this Radar story says too – that Mila and Ashton have sex all the time and she cooks for him. Thus, their relationship is solid. 1950s gender roles, I suppose.
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis were once considered to be two of the wildest members of young Hollywood, but a source close to the couple tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that Mila has certainly tamed her bad boy fiancé and father-to-be — and vice-versa. With a daughter on the way, Kutcher would rather be at home with Mila than out on the Hollywood scene, and there seems to be good reason.
“They have non-stop sex!” an insider tells Radar. “Mila is insatiable in bed and they cannot get enough of each other. Ashton thinks she is the sexiest woman he has ever met.”
For that and other reasons, “They really just love staying at home,” the source says. “Mila loves to cook dinner for them almost every night and she is a really great cook.”
“They are both very health-conscious people.” the source continues. “Being pregnant, Mila must be — and Ashton has really changed as well. He rarely ever drinks and they are both very against drugs.”
But even with a baby on the way, Mila, 30, and Ashton, 36, have already welcomed a new addition: “Ashton bought Mila the cutest little black puppy ever,” the source says. “They named him Bernie.”
The love birds have even put acting to the side for now to focus on each other and the pregnancy. “Ashton never needs to work again because he is a total techy nerd and has made a fortune off of his projects,” the source claims. “He has a few in development and is always in front of a computer. With Mila pregnant, this works out perfectly.”
I checked Ashton’s Instagram to see if he’s posted any photos of the new puppy, but I couldn’t find anything. That’s the only thing that really interests me. I want to see the puppy! Anyway, I guess that’s one way to keep track of a historically wandering dong – you just have sex all the time and hope that he loses his appetite for random club girls. Still, Mila might want to invest in some serious Dong Lojack™.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
An insider reporting on their non-stop sex life? Yeah, sure.
I do believe though that she likes to be home. She never seemed the party scene type and when she was with McCauley Culkin she was very undercover/not seen much.
Well, if you’re having nonstop sex, I guess it’s better to like to be home?
Ugh. Why do tabs and gossip sites always go with the same spin in regards to women? “She just likes being domestic and cooking in between marathon sex sessions, honest!” Can we once hear about a successful female celebrity who prefers to just order pizza every night??
I’m a non-celebrity female who likes to order pizza every night!!!! Cookings not my thing!!!!
Isn’t this a little TMI? Why should we care about their sex life? “Mila is insatiable in bed and they cannot get enough of each other. Ashton thinks she is the sexiest woman he has ever met.” WHAAT?? Sounds like Mila is so insecure that she’s tipping off Star magazine, because Demi Moore is a very sexy woman.
Why do we have to pit the two women against each other? Why does it have to be Mila going to Star, not Ashton or just a made up source?
I don’t know if she’s tipping off Star but the “domestic sex machine” storyline is such a terrible media trope with female celebrities, particularly in Hollywood. So she’s domestic (non-threatening) but an insatiable sex monster (every guy’s fantasy), even at [x] number of months pregnant.
Barf.
Gawk!! So gross!!
Two things: love her skirt, and love the phrase “Dong Lojack”
His cap is too small for his head!
He has tech projects that have already made him a fortune? What, pray tell, would those be? An app to block a dong LoJack?
I always forget that Ashton made an absolute fortune in tech investments. Well over 100 mil, right? Didn’t Demi want a piece of it? (Even though she made an absolute fortune too through producing the Austin Powers films I think?)
That was his character on Two and a Half Men.
hmm so they have non-stop sex, but he’s always in front of a computer..so i guess they f%ck in front of the computer..
Good thing Ashton made all that money in the tech biz, cause his acting is crappola!!!!!
Demi tried the non stop sex-a-thons too. A cheater will cheat even if there’s sex at home.
That’s right, and if everything was fine we wouldn’t be seeing desperate attempts to promote their sex life in the media. This does not bode well for a marriage.
Oh,look. Another story about how the woman is soooooo hot for her husband and cooks for him, too. Surely that is the recipe to maybe not having him cheat on you!! If you are the best wifey you can be, it will be okay for you. If not…well you drove him to it, of course. Baaaad wife. I’m going to barf now. Everytime this bs starts (gwyn, Bey, Leann R) where we hear how sex is great and non-stop it’s a lmost always a sign some shit went down. That shit would be Ashton of course.
I hate the phrasing of “cook dinner for him.” Maybe she just loves to cook, period? I do too. I can’t do it any longer, and I hate that. When I was the one who cooked, my husband did the dishes. I got to do something I liked and get out of doing something I hated, win/win.
As for having sex all the time, so what? Lots of people do. And frankly, that’s why she’s with him anyway — because he’s pretty and she enjoys having sex with him. It’s something we invariably think about men (they only care about looks and sex) and never think about women (they always want a deep and meaningful connection and don’t care about sex, as if deep and meaningful connections and sex are somehow opposite), and it’s dead wrong in both cases.
She’s not giving him sex and food because she’s desperate to keep him. She’s cooking because she likes it and can also therefore make meals to her taste, and she’s screwing because she enjoys his dong.
I also love to cook, but I don’t mind saying I cook dinner for my fiancee. I do. It’s how I show him love. I’ll make him what he’s hungry for (as long as he doesn’t, say, ask for seafood lasagna on a day when I come home late and exhausted), while he sits on the couch and relaxes. And then yes, he does the dishes while I relax. Then a back rub, some sex, and everyone’s happy. As long as everyone is happy, what’s the problem?
*gag*
They better enjoy all that nonstop sex because once the baby comes….its all over red rover. Forget about those BJs on demand buddy coz there is a new queen of the castle