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		<title>By: Armand</title>
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		<dc:creator>Armand</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe the objective here is to get laid by a hot man (er...boy) and the fact that it makes the ex&#039;s jealous is icing on the cake. 
 Either way, who cares?..... she&#039;s fabulous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe the objective here is to get laid by a hot man (er&#8230;boy) and the fact that it makes the ex&#8217;s jealous is icing on the cake.<br />
 Either way, who cares?&#8230;.. she&#8217;s fabulous.
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		<title>By: PJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>PJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jesus&#039;s career is getting a huge boost from his association with Madonna. It&#039;s making him rich and famous.

Madge is boosting her image as sexy and young at heart, and getting laid. 

The perfect relationship.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jesus&#8217;s career is getting a huge boost from his association with Madonna. It&#8217;s making him rich and famous.</p>
<p>Madge is boosting her image as sexy and young at heart, and getting laid. </p>
<p>The perfect relationship.
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		<title>By: Lou</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lou</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Interesting to see how &quot;small&quot; and &quot;limited&quot; madonna is. Well nobody is perfect. Hey Jesus, when they turn the lights on... look at the granny... 
Did you ever wonder why not too many guys stand in line... Well close your eyes again, or turn off the lights, enjoy the money. 
But I promise, you will run away too. Like the others.
:-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Interesting to see how &#8220;small&#8221; and &#8220;limited&#8221; madonna is. Well nobody is perfect. Hey Jesus, when they turn the lights on&#8230; look at the granny&#8230;<br />
Did you ever wonder why not too many guys stand in line&#8230; Well close your eyes again, or turn off the lights, enjoy the money.<br />
But I promise, you will run away too. Like the others.<br />
 <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Iisjustjokin'</title>
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		<dc:creator>Iisjustjokin'</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe, Jesus didn&#039;t finish all his veggies, and Roid-rage MAMA had to whack him one. Why do you think she works out so much? Got to beat up the bitches like the pimp that she is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe, Jesus didn&#8217;t finish all his veggies, and Roid-rage MAMA had to whack him one. Why do you think she works out so much? Got to beat up the bitches like the pimp that she is.
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		<title>By: SixxKitty</title>
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		<dc:creator>SixxKitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 00:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CandyKay  ha ha ha , thats awesome :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CandyKay  ha ha ha , thats awesome <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: tasteT</title>
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		<dc:creator>tasteT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>MaDonna is just creepy to me--leave that young boy alone..damn predator..
All of the fine models in the industry, she could not find one in his 30&#039;s..

Her and Michael Jackson..SMDH

creepy veiny old lady..I can picture a real skinny finger in a dark club pointing and gesturing..

come hither   YUCK!

then the light hits her and its like DAMN</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MaDonna is just creepy to me&#8211;leave that young boy alone..damn predator..<br />
All of the fine models in the industry, she could not find one in his 30&#8242;s..</p>
<p>Her and Michael Jackson..SMDH</p>
<p>creepy veiny old lady..I can picture a real skinny finger in a dark club pointing and gesturing..</p>
<p>come hither   YUCK!</p>
<p>then the light hits her and its like DAMN
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		<title>By: cheekemunkey</title>
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		<dc:creator>cheekemunkey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There&#039;s a blind item on &#039;Crazy Days and Nights&#039; website talking about a certain diva who caught her date flirting with another blonde. This diva apparently threw a hissy and sent the date home early with her driver. May explain why a certain somebody was absent...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a blind item on &#8216;Crazy Days and Nights&#8217; website talking about a certain diva who caught her date flirting with another blonde. This diva apparently threw a hissy and sent the date home early with her driver. May explain why a certain somebody was absent&#8230;
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		<title>By: Megan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Megan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Has anyone else noticed that their names are &#039;Madonna&#039; and &#039;Jesus&#039; and that she&#039;s old enough to be his mother. Haha! Their relationship is ordained by God.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Has anyone else noticed that their names are &#8216;Madonna&#8217; and &#8216;Jesus&#8217; and that she&#8217;s old enough to be his mother. Haha! Their relationship is ordained by God.
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, I&#039;m still hungover from this weekend and having the image of Baby Mctoodamnyoung and Decrepit McDustyVag the cradle robber being &quot;all over each other&quot; is really not helping my gag reflex.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I&#8217;m still hungover from this weekend and having the image of Baby Mctoodamnyoung and Decrepit McDustyVag the cradle robber being &#8220;all over each other&#8221; is really not helping my gag reflex.
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		<title>By: Joolzz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joolzz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oy i  mean candykay...sorry on T3&#039;s</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oy i  mean candykay&#8230;sorry on T3&#8242;s
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