Kim Kardashian: Nori stays on my lap while I get my makeup & hair done

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The thing about how Kim Kardashian looks today versus how she looked pre-Kanye is always going to be good news/bad news situation. The bad news is that Kim’s plastic surgery situation looked much better pre-Kanye. She’s been getting work done for so long that it’s difficult to remember that she was a genuinely and naturally pretty woman before all of the work. The good news is that Kim truly has improved her styling in general. I know that’s hard to believe, but she has. Her makeup used to be really crazy, her extensions used to look cheap and she used to wear really budget styles. Granted, whatever Kim wears looks kind of budget, but at least now she’s wearing better designers. While Kim was promoting her new line of fake tanner, she talked about spray tans, makeup and how she’s simplified her routine:

Kim’s got that glow! Kim Kardashian opened up to Us Weekly about her secret artillery of tanning tips and beauty tricks on Wednesday, Aug. 6, while promoting her family’s Kardashian Sun Kissed Line at Ulta in L.A. The reality megastar explained how her new life, as wife to Kanye West and mom to 13-month-old baby North, has affected her beauty regimen—though, according to Kardashian, it’s for the better.

“I used to spray tan more before I got married,” Kardashian, 33, told Us. “I would get it so dark and look so crazy.”

Now, as a working mom and wife, Kardashian has scaled back her frequent sessions.”I don’t really have as much time, so I just like to spray myself,” she said, revealing the low–maintenance method behind her glow. “The baby and husband are in bed sleeping, I spray myself and go to bed. No one wants to come in the middle of the night once everyone’s down, so it just makes it easy.”

Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney, whose new tanning line includes a gel (Kourtney’s face), foam (Khloe’s go-to), and spray (for Kim). “I think it’s super easy,” she said. “I travel so much. I love to take the spray and spray my face and my neck, and I do it in sections. I’ll do upper body one night. It’s hard to do it all at once.”

Having a gorgeous complexion and maintaining a perpetual glow is important to the star because it’s an easy way to look good. “It’s my secret weapon,” she revealed to Us. “I always tan before I go on vacation. I don’t like to go on vacation [pale] and have to work on my tan.”

The bronze goddess said it’s difficult, though, to achieve a natural glow as a parent. “I lay out a little bit,” she said, alluding to the recent pictures of her outdoors in a bikini. “But, especially now that I have the baby, I don’t have time. When she’s napping, I do.”

While Kim may soak up the sun alone, she loves to have her daughter’s company when she’s primping. “North actually will totally sit on my lap and is fascinated when I’m getting my hair blown out,” she told Us. “And when I’m getting my makeup done [too.] I’ll give her a little makeup brush, and she’ll be entertained.”

In the future, Kardashian said she may pass along the family tradition of makeup lessons to her daughter. “I think it would be a good idea to get her a makeup lesson like we did,” she told Us of the Christmas present her late father, Robert, gave Kim and Kourtney when they were teens. “He said, ‘If my girls are going to start wearing makeup, I want you to know how to wear it. I don’t want you looking crazy.’ That was the best gift,” she reflected. “And I have been obsessed with makeup ever since.”

[From Us Weekly]

I actually get what she says about starting a vacation with a tan. If I ever went on vacation, I would need to do that too and I have a similar kind of olive-y skin color. I prefer my skin darker, but I like a natural sun tan (that’s the best), and I’m totally not above going to a tanning bed. I haven’t been in years though (but I’ve thought about it). As for Kim trying to pretend that she spends all of this time with Nori… not so much.

At the same event, Kim also told People Magazine that Kanye prefers her blonde. She said: “Kanye likes the blonde. But I think I’m going to stay dark. I was talking about this yesterday actually with Kanye. He asked if I would ever go back to blonde. I was like, ‘Not right after a baby, because my face was so swollen and it looked like my lips were huge. My face was just off.’” Why do you think Kanye prefers her as a blonde? Because she looks like ten kinds of hell as a blonde. It just doesn’t suit her. Maybe Yeezus likes when she looks more like Beyonce? Beyonce’s blonde hair kills me a little too, because Beyonce’s blonde just… isn’t good. At all.

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  1. Kiddo says:

    See people, this means she spends HOURS with the kid.

  2. Tiffany27 says:

    Kanye likes the blonde because Amber Rose is blonde.

    • FingerBinger says:

      Amber Rose has a shaved head too. Ideally if he were trying to recreate Amber, Kanye would get Kim to shave her head. I think he’s trying to mold Kim into Beyonce.

      • HH says:

        @FB – That was my first thought too. He’s trying to recreate her into Beyonce. Blond just didn’t look good on her. Maybe it was the choice of blonde, but it was plain awful.

  3. DogMom says:

    “Well, I’d do anything for a blonde-dike
    And she’ll do anything for the limelight
    And we’ll do anything when the time’s right”
    -Kanye West / Stronger

  4. Rusty Machine says:

    All I got from this whole post was….man, Nori is a cute kid. But her mama dressed her wrong. But man, Nori is a cute kid.

    Everything else was blah blah blah……

  5. Bianca says:

    This is not nteresting, it’s so dumb. Has anyone noticed that her kid never smiles?

    • Kiki says:

      I also never smiled as a baby no matter how hard my parents tried. Let’s not scrutinize this innocent poor baby. She has enough problems already.

    • LAR says:

      My little one looked really serious a lot of the time when he was a baby, so it was hard to catch the smiles on camera. He’s got a playful personality though so it took a little while for it to show up more in his expressions.

      • wiffie says:

        Yeah, we see pics, but we forget there’s someone (or several) taking that pic. I think it would be scary for a baby with flashing lights and yelling and crowds. My little girl is a chatty whirlwind, but put her in a group of strangers, ESPECIALLY men, she clams up and it’s just big eyes, and staring. Nevermind flashing and yelling. And some kids don’t smile for cameras, even mom’s. Mine didn’t either.

        also, call me crazy, I like her look here in Jeans and a tee, straight hair. From the front at least. I don’t get that ass in Jeans. I don’t know what would make it look more flattering, bigger pockets, up higher or something? It just loos off from the back, but like it better than the weird dressy outfits on a random Thursday morning.

    • MediaMaven says:

      I’m sure having all those paps in her face, flashing lights and strobes, getting yelled at “hey Kim, look at me, how’s Kanye – how’s married life???” – it’s gotta be a little frightening for North.

      That, and there’s always a little bit of “who the hell is this woman holding me? Where’s my REAL Mommy (nanny)? -STRANGER DANGER!!!”

    • Kim1 says:

      This same comment has been made about Sandra Bullock’s son Louis,Zahara Jolie Pitt,etc.The difference is the other kids pics are all paparazzi pics.Sandra and Brad and Angelina don’t post selfies with their kids.I guess Besides not liking to wear pink and purple,Nori doesn’t like to smile for candid pics.

    • africanchick says:

      That kid looks like Kanye, Kanye hardly smiles…doesnt mean the baby is sad…she just has her dad’s impressions!
      There are so many pictures of them together but they are never posted here….and E! confirmed the other day that they actually were together in Mexico as a family and it was preached here that kim was left alone by Kanye and they left the baby home! Never clarified even after the truth got out….well, its easy loving to hate Kim but sometimes we are just a bit over much…..we do not know her or how she raises her child…truth is – the joke is on us!…and the writers here – know how to get us talking crap about her….she is damned if she does and damned if she doesnt….sorry hating fans who always read her stories whilst swearing to hate her!

  6. word says:

    Do husbands really care about this sort of stuff? Shouldn’t he be telling her she looks beautiful just the way she is? I feel bad for their daughter…she doesn’t stand a chance of ever feeling good about herself. She’s going to be naturally beautiful, but with parents and a grandmother like that, they will make her hate herself and do the same things Kim did to her face and body.

    • Josephine says:

      I think he’s made it clear that he married her because she’s a commodity, and her only cache is her looks, so yes, I would say that he cares.

      The whole interview is such a blatant PR attempt. I’m sure her 1 year old just sits in her lap for hours while her people try to make her look more human. And what quality time that would be for a 1 year old! And I’m sure she only tans when the child is asleep (Kayne doesn’t even seem to live with her, so the whole husband in bed thing is a stretch). I doubt anyone believes that she ever puts the child before her hair, make-up, shopping, pap walks, eating, partying, or anything else in her limited repertoire.

    • Erinn says:

      Ahaha, I had casually mentioned “I think I’ll cut my bangs across again” and there was this silent pause “Okay. I like them swoopy though”. And that was all he said, and once I cut them, he told me they looked nice. I don’t think it’s always a case of shaming someone for their hair choices, or trying to make them feel bad. I think you develop at least some kind of preference for your significant others’ style. I know I really don’t like it when mine cuts his hair really short. I obviously don’t tell him not to, just like he doesn’t tell me not to cut my hair a certain way. But we both find certain hairstyles more attractive on each other.

    • Jo says:

      @Word unfortunately they do. My husbands notices when I get my ends trimmed. He immediately notices the subtle difference in the length. He has this idea of how eomen should look and it doesn’t involve short hair, weave, or color on the lips. It’s both annoying and mind boggling that a man puts so much emphasis on lady things.

  7. swack says:

    I take my grandchildren when they turn 8 to Disney World and I like to get a base tan so that I don’t have to worry about burning as much. And yes I will use the tanning bed to do it. I doubt North spends every day or the entire time watching her mother get make up on. I’m pretty sure after about 15 minutes she’s ready to get down and run around.

  8. Dawn says:

    Who knows with Kim what is real and what is her saying what she has surmised the world wants to hear. All I can say is that kid always looks so sad and distrusting. She has never looked mildly interested in anything or anybody. I hope she smiles more when with her nannies.

  9. Mischa Jane says:

    I disagree that Kim has improved her styling. She may wear “better” designers, but she usually picks completely unflattering clothes. At least when she wore “budget” designers, she dressed for her body type.

    • Francesca says:

      I agree! She looks way more forced and ridiculous now than she ever did before. All the structured profiles look wretched.

  10. Marty says:

    What’s crazy is how much makeup she’s wearing in those airport pics with Nori. And I’m sure she thinks that’s her natural look.

    I’m a makeup artist and I LOVE makeup, but I just couldn’t see myself having to do that everyday. Must be exhausting!

    • weirswalker says:

      Exhausting ? She would spend her whole day in that chair being pampered if she could. She has assistants there close by.. only thing they can’t do is pee for her, and Kimmy is prob working on a solution..

  11. Green Is Good says:

    Buzzfeed has an article about when Kimmode worked for Wonky McValtrex. I hate to admit it, but Kimbo WAS pretty! She didn’t need any surgery. And she had a great figure, before all the damn crazy surgery.

  12. lucy2 says:

    You could boil that whole thing down to “see everyone, I’m not a 100% absent mother, and hey, buy our new tanning products!”

  13. Nicolette says:

    Low maintenance? Excuse me but there is nothing low maintenance about this prima donna. Wow, what bonding time having her baby with her as she gets made up. And Nori gets to play with her make up brush! So much fun, she probably can’t stand it. I know as a mom myself that kids will often toss toys aside and have more fun with a box, but please. I just can’t when it comes to her blabbering about anything to do with motherhood when she doesn’t have a clue. It’s as foreign to her as a day without a selfie.

  14. The Original G says:

    I’ve never seen that kid with a toy. At least she’s not dressed in black here again.

  15. TWINK says:

    Tanned skin is damaged skin like the surgeon general said. I’m fake all the way, that way you don’t damage it.

    • Chrissy says:

      Hey Twink. As much as I agree that sun exposure isn’t good and is cancer causing, does anyone really know what’s in fake tanner?
      Just wondering out loud.

    • Dash says:

      I think it’s great that the Kardashians promote fake tanning. In Australia we are very aware of how dangerous the sun can be, and tanning beds are now close to being illegal in many states. But it seems in a lot of places there isn’t as much awareness of this. I remember flicking through British and American magazines and seeing references to how to get a “safe” tan from the sun. That would never be allowed in Australia.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      That crap you’re happily smearing on your skin is not regulated and is likely full of all sorts of nasty stuff. Most people are very naive about “beauty” products and how much toxic stuff is in them. Before you start smearing things on your skin have some idea of what you’re doing. There is no watchful government agency looking out for your best interests and there are legion of snake oil salesmen eager to get money from you. Yes, be careful of the sun but be even more careful of the people selling you artificial solutions to the sun.

  16. weirswalker says:

    Blah blah..the only way a toddler is gonna sit there for hours is if the nanny takes them after 5 minutes and gives them back for another 5…another way would be if the kid was tranquilized or super glued to her lap…

  17. dorothy says:

    It’s settled then. If North sits on her lap while she gets hair and makeup done, then she’s with her all the time. I’m guessing if she’s not doing a pap walk to nowhere, then she’s always getting hair and make up done. What a full and productive life she has.

  18. pk says:

    Kim is a narcissist who lives for attention and admiration. While it may be easy for her to get attention with all the selfies and photo ops, she is far from admired and it kills her. Hence she will say or do whatever she thinks will make people like her and think she is a good mother.
    Those who say she doesn’t care that she is hated because she is rich don’t know much about narcissism.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      You make a good point, she always seems to respond to criticism, she is clearly paying attention to the Internet chatter.

  19. Ag says:

    the header pic looks like kim and north have been cut out and superimposed on a different background. haha

  20. serena says:

    ‘ I don’t want you looking crazy’……seems like her makeup lesson were useless. I hope she doesn’t teach THAT to Nori.. good lord, poor baby.

  21. Anony says:

    This is the best I have ever seen her look. She actually looks really tiny in those jeans/shirt and her hair and make up look good. Usually she looks so terrible that I found these photos shocking in how good she looks here. An outfit that isn’t doing weird things to her body for once!
    Also, she looked terrible blonde… her dark hair is really pretty. Kanye is on crack! Although I think Beyonce looks good with blonde hair.

  22. Gypsy says:

    And so the training begins my little butterfly North. Just sit on my lap and learn the pains of beauty.

    North, it will be your duty to lead a new band of future Kardashians and that is why I specifically chose to have a girl and not a boy, so you can carry the the K banner into the future.

    North, I have already bequeathed to you the gift of my beauty DNA , so now sit on my lap and learn the ancient art of cosmetics illusions, then later we will continue our lip puckering training.

    North, Don’t tell your father but your name isn’t really North West, it’s North Kardashian, we just let him think it’s West..keeps him happy.

  23. Katie says:

    I really can’t stand her or her family, but she does look nice in a t shirt and jeans, almost like a real human being.

  24. Gypsy says:

    Wow! Little North is going to be a beauty when she grows up. Did you notice her hair color is the same as Khloe had in photos of when she was little, not Kim, Kris nor Kourtney’s jet black hair?

  25. Kimberly says:

    She’s an adorable baby……….to bad she’s got a vain mother like that who loves herself FIRST more than she loves anyone else.

  26. jwoolman says:

    I’d worry about her setting up little Nori and her immature immune system for a rollicking case of multiple chemical sensitivities, except this is Kim “Liar, Liar” Kardashian. She just makes up stories out of whole cloth and doesn’t even bother trying to keep her lies straight.

    I don’t think Nori is worried about flashing lights and strangers with cameras. It is not hard to get candid shots of kids with a cell phone. Somebody has snapped her laughing and smiling, just not with Kim. If the kid really does sit still on Kim’s lap during Kim’s glamour sessions, somebody could shoot a video from a discrete distance just using a phone. Kim could do it herself with the kid on her lap. This is the woman who shot 1200 selfies while surrounded by Thailand, and she can’t get one natural pic of her kid?

    In the olden days, cameras were more obtrusive. I couldn’t get a pic of a cat without the cat getting distracted and coming up to sniff the camera. Now it’s incredibly simple to get pictures and videos of them, they don’t even notice what I’m doing. I’ve even taken pics of them on my lap with no trouble. If Kim and Kanye wanted more professional pics of Nori, there’s this little new-fangled gadget called a zoom lens… The reason we don’t see Nori laughing and relaxed with Kim is because she doesn’t and isn’t.

    Somebody needs to tell Kim to think up more believable lies.