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		<title>By: Retty</title>
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		<dc:creator>Retty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think its amazing, and I know science will one day work out a way. I understand your point about the fact that you died, so you&#039;d probably just die once you were brought back, but when im old and grey and pop me clogs and hopefully somhow pay for all this, id like it done. I dont like the idea of being burnt or in a box underground,or in some acid feeling drowned, but its my favourite out of the three!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think its amazing, and I know science will one day work out a way. I understand your point about the fact that you died, so you&#8217;d probably just die once you were brought back, but when im old and grey and pop me clogs and hopefully somhow pay for all this, id like it done. I dont like the idea of being burnt or in a box underground,or in some acid feeling drowned, but its my favourite out of the three!
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		<title>By: u</title>
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		<dc:creator>u</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lol
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		<title>By: Feebee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Feebee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 18:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not so sure he&#039;s joking.  I think by the time they perfect this procedure they will have worked out Simon&#039;s not the man they want back on the planet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not so sure he&#8217;s joking.  I think by the time they perfect this procedure they will have worked out Simon&#8217;s not the man they want back on the planet.
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		<title>By: Holly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Holly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope you&#039;re right about him joking. The problem with the concept of freezing your body is that its mostly made of water. Freeze water and it expands. Basically, most of your cells would like, explode.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope you&#8217;re right about him joking. The problem with the concept of freezing your body is that its mostly made of water. Freeze water and it expands. Basically, most of your cells would like, explode.
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<dc:creator>geronimo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha! Definitely Simon was joking, he&#039;s way too normal and grounded to buy into this cyrogenics malarkey. Although can&#039;t help thinking a few more Simons cutting through the talentless crap that&#039;s out there would be a cause for celebration....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha! Definitely Simon was joking, he&#8217;s way too normal and grounded to buy into this cyrogenics malarkey. Although can&#8217;t help thinking a few more Simons cutting through the talentless crap that&#8217;s out there would be a cause for celebration&#8230;.
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		<title>By: Ophelia</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ophelia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Simon Cowell plans to be cryogenically frozen, to terrorize a new generation&quot;


Best. Headline. Ever.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Simon Cowell plans to be cryogenically frozen, to terrorize a new generation&#8221;</p>
<p>Best. Headline. Ever.</p>
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		<title>By: Jen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Those are not his real teeth, Helen.

I&#039;m pretty sure you&#039;re supposed to freeze yourself &lt;i&gt;before&lt;/i&gt; you die.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those are not his real teeth, Helen.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure you&#8217;re supposed to freeze yourself <i>before</i> you die.
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