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Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been in good shape for a while, but people are really taking notice after a really weird interview Lohan did at some point during Oscar night. Lohan seems both disoriented and hyper. She talks about her “friend” Penelope Cruz. Yeah, right. Lohan and Penelope totally hang out. I can just see it. Penelope and Javier Bardem cavorting on a beach, with Lohan covertly snorting something on a beach towel. Lohan also talks about how many meetings she’s taking with movie producers. If the LA Times “The Envelope” blog is any kind of representative of what mainstream Hollywood thinks (and it is), Lohan isn’t getting those meetings. At this point, she’s just another train wreck that can’t get a job. The video is above, and here’s what the LA Times has to say about it:
Call me crazy, but after watching this video of Lohan babbling about her exciting new projects, the stress of which, she hints, might be causing her weight loss, I am more than a little worried about her.
Her new diamond jewelry and spray tan lines will no doubt do as well as her leggings line.
Seriously, who would buy spray tan from a girl who has turned up looking like an Oompa-Loompa at so many events?
And how about the matching “women empowerment” tattoos that she and Lily Allen recently got together, which, giggle giggle, they had, like, no idea that Rihanna had the same one, I mean, how random is that?
And why are her hands flying all over her face and into her hair during this interview?
Why is she talking in a conspiratorial whisper and looking around nervously?
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
It could explain all the nasty fights with Sam and why Sam is once again distancing herself from La Lohan.
I’m thinking LiLo should pull a Betty Ford and start a Lohan International House of Rehab chain where you can take yoga classes once a week. They could even offer family discounts! The marketing possibilities are endless.
Why are we so afraid of saying that the girl’s back on nose candy? It’s tragic. What the hell is Sam Ronson doing? Is Sam Lohan’s enabler or her crutch? Is Sam the one who is paying for all of the nose candy?
Note by Celebitchy: TMZ has video of Sam and Lindsay looking like they’re having a post Oscar tiff. Sam storms out of the limo while Lindsay acts like everything is ok. She then goes inside and you can hear what sounds like the start of an argument - or the continuation of one.
Thanks to LaineyGossip for the heads up on this story.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan topless by photographer Hedi Slimane. Some pictures are NSFW.
Written by Kaiser
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46 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan acts like a cokehead, thinks she’s friends with Penelope Cruz”
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I think everyone shoud jut leave leave her alone, she is getting too much attention.
I used to like her, but since the whole drugs thing, I don’t really have the same respect that I used to have for her.
If we don’t give her all this attention mybe she’ll figure it out that DRUGS ARE BAD FOR YOU LINDSAY! -
Remember when LiLo talked about getting herself one of them Oscars? Hoo-boy!
Looks/sounds like a cokehead to me. Does she think nobody else has ever used coke before so therefore nobody will know the signs? Girl, please.
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Shocked!! I’m shocked!
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i cant stop looking at her mouth as shes speaking. something about her teeth is off…she looks like a chipmunk.
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I don’t keep track of how old this girl is but, MY GOD, she looks 40! Let that be a lesson to the up and comings-go too far and look like a Truck Stop Coke Whore in 5 years or less. Eeeeeeek.
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Girl is definitley high. It’s almost amusing to me how so many don’t (or won’t) see it.
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Ugh her hair is nasty. Shes definitely high. These chicks really need to stop with the whole “women empowerment” BS they have no idea what the hell that even means.
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Her hair IS nasty. She looks like a strung out hooker.
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Agreed, Sauronsarmy… how is “shh..” empowering? To me it’s saying “Don’t say anything” about anything that’s wrong. I HATE that tattoo… and I’m a crazy inked up bitch!
I don’t have alot of experience with people on drugs, but the way she kept touching her hair is what told me the girl’s not clean. I don’t think she was incoherent, though, I understood everything she said and where it was coming from.
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She was never sober. That stint in rehab was all about the publicity and getting out of trouble but she didn’t take it seriously. There is no one to help her and she obviously needs it. Who will make a statement first: a worried Michael or a chipper ‘Lindsay’s fine’ Dina? Sad.
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Lindsay and Sam seem to have a big fight every month !
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I have to agree with “Diva”, I thought she was completely coherent. She may have been talking out of her ass, but she did it coherently lol. Although she did act like someone who had to go to the bathroom “REALLY BAD”, lol.
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I seriously believe she is on meth, amongst other things I’m sure. You can see it in her face. Sad, this girl needs help. REAL help, and not another mini vacation for exhaustion. Why isn’t Dr. Drew all over this?
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looks more meth than coke to me
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Mmm I do think I like her dress though.
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meth…the b&w photos at the bottom of the post look eerily reminiscent of John Belushi’s final photo shoot before he died. Just sayin.
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Lyndsay. Whatevs. I just want to know more about Diva’s tattoos.
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She’s over.
She’s ugly.
She’s haggard.
She’s uninteresting.
Who gives a toss about any of the Lohans.
They are pure American white trash.
I’d be surprised if hse ever did anything again. Don’t give her publicity here, she’s shit! -
It’s either drugs or lice
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Look at her stomach… That just isn’t right. It looks like a skinny girl who has taken too many drinks thus bloating her. To quote a friend of mine, “Guhh you lookin’ busted as hell!”
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Busted as hell is the perfect way to describe it. If this girl isn’t having a 24/7 coke and meth binge then I will eat my hat - and everyone elses - you can practically see the meth bugs under her skin.
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The LA Times writer made a sarcastic reference to her new lines of jewelry and tan spray doing as well as her leggings line, but isn’t her leggings line doing very well? Puzzled.
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Lol! The idea of buying spray tan from the queen of the atrociously-applied bronzer is hilarious. Screw this ho. She’s pissed away every chance she’s had (chances that most of us, in our everyday jobs, would not be afforded), and still she clings to this comeback nonsense. All the while looking strung out and downright used up.
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I also think she is on meth. She looks really frightening in both the video and the photos. I think she’s going to wind up on the Dana Plato road to adulthood.
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Wow, her mother did a GREAT job raising her. NOT. She does look rough. I wonder what she’s doing. I’ve had my fair share of experience with various substances, but I know zero about meth. She seems cokey to me, but she’s got that washed-out, dark circles under the eyes, general unhealthy pallor that we see with the methheads. Pity.
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From looking at these photos I’m thinking she’s on meth and maybe a bit of heroin - or something. Meth is cheaper than coke and her budget can’t be what it once was. Meth does a number on one’s looks. I don’t know anything about heroin prices.
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I really think it’s coke… the only meth users I’ve ever seen are on “Cops” and some of those A&E shows… with meth, don’t users have “meth mouth”, bad skin, and act much more frantic and crazed? Lindsay just seems like she’s jonzin’ for a bump.
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That poor little girl…I’d ask where her parents are but unfortunately, we know them all to well. Winehouse is looking better than her. And I loved her in mean girls.
Can’t someone do something?
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@Kaiser:
meth mouth takes place over time. I don’t think she’s a tweaker in the way some people are on “Cops”. I know a few people who do both meth and coke “recreationaly” and they still look completely normal. Maybe its just dependent on how much they’re doing.
I also wonder if it is dependent on the grade of meth they are getting? I don’t know if that’s even possible. Maybe she has higher grade than homemade bathtub poison. If that makes any sense.
I remember some blog talking about how she always has a yellow haze over her top lip and that comes from smoking meth or crack or maybe it was heroine. Sorry for the lack of details. I’m pretty sure it was either meth or crack.
That was completely rambling. Sorry.
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Looks like meth or heroin. She acts like she needs a tweak BAD. And she looks like positive sh*t. Yes, her teeth look weird - wonder if she’s had something done to counteract “meth mouth”.
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*sniff* I miss the Lindsay who once dazzled me in “Mean Girls,” “Freaky Friday,” and “The Parent Trap.”
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She seems so much more frienldy while this way LOL normally I didnt like her but at least shes smiling and open now…
I wouldnt recognize it as being high until a bit later… then Id be like hey wait a minute LOL
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She is COKED UP PERIOD.
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So that’s what a coked up woman looks like ?
She’s not looking like herself, that’s for sure. And this awful hair, how come nobody notices it ? She looks right out of the toilet bowl.
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the tell tale coke facial twitches are missing
you can do quite a bit of meth before you get the open sores and hair falling out but all her mannerisms fit.
in general. coke is more nose/ toungue twitching. meth is finger flying and flicking/scratching. coke is rapid eye movement. meth is rapid head movement. coke is a side to side swing meth is a random front to back swing. coke is sped up very flighty conversation. can’t keep a thought can’t keep a focus. meth’s on a mission, like it slows the brain down somehow. you’ll still get a very animated speaker but they know what they are talking about. even if it happens to be how the wallspaper was telling them this story about igneous rock being formed.
Crank very much mimics meth and would explain the teeth/ jaw issues a few have mentioned.Crank users often start popping their jaw after day 3(?). it would have been helpful no if the reported would have asked Lind, what day you on.? it’s involuntary. they can’t not answer that question. if she started doing the math it be meth if she said day 7 (thumbs up) it’s be crank.
she might, by all means do a line or an 8 ball on top but not in this video. Maybe it was still in Sean’s pocket. -
to clarify. i am not giving the thumbs up! the meth heads i know are always pround of the accomplishment and tell you the days with a thumbs up.
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@Lem: Awesome descriptions. Very accurate.
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My husband is a recovering meth addict. She’s on coke. If she were on meth she’s be ULTRA paranoid and would NOT be at any awards show — being interviewed.
Coke makes ya skinny too.
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She also looked like she was on valium or oxycontins trying to “come down”. Her eyes had that glazed over look - but you could tell she was still tweaking off the drugs.
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@ boom: thank you
@ morg: it’s actually quite interesting to hear users try to pin point the different grades. when you hear someone say ‘this batch is all drano’ or ‘good schwa much less bleach’ it’s akin to LSD having different levels of strychnine or even kind vs. mexican dirt
@kaiser: I hope I’m wrong but if it was just a bump she was after she wouldn’t have stood there talking, she would have been scurrying around till she found the fix. Meth will stand there all day and talk (think Winehouse inviting reporters inside for a 6 hour interview)@ susan: best of luck to your husband and all my support to you!
and also really best of luck to LL…. let’s just hope for the best..this is a girl who carried an 8 ball into the cops house…lets just hope
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those photos are so boring, not sexy in the slightest. and for an “actress” she seems to only have one facial expression. maybe that’s why her acting career is in the can.
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She should go vacation with Amy Winehouse in the Bahamas, can you imagine those two together??
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apparently her DOC’s used to be coke and oxycontin. big, speedy coke pupils at the beginning of the night, tiny pin prick no-pupils at the end.
she seems extremely coked out to me - could be speedballing with both coke and oxy.
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@Lem: Crank=meth
You lost me there in the end trying to explain the difference. What day are YOU on, honey? -
she is on meth…and random others definitely meth right now…done em all and i know \…crank is meth stupido!!!!!!!! what a dumb @$$ family people never admit the one they love has a problem shell have to get caught under the influence by the athorities and made to atone for her mistakes…ya right huh got money just pay them off… one day she will be broke and have nothing except that old dealer who has a thing for her who will front her a dime til whenever…lol thats when its bad these young kids will see those days if they dont get a handle on themselves NOW!!!!!!!!!
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Hmm. Big pupils, crazy facial expressions, making no sense when talking, violent and abrupt mood swings, starting fights, sounds like coke to me too Kaiser. Also, I guarantee that Sam is her enabler and her co-dependent and a user also. Where is her outspoken fame-whore family now?
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